>be me>walking with mom>see mom of girl I used to go to school with>my mom starts talking to her>she mentions how tall I've gotten and says her daughter is also very tall now>I respond OK since I don't know what to say>few weeks later I see the girl I went to school with while walking>she raises her hand to wave but I quickly look away>we walk past each other awkwardly>I go home and slam my head against the wall>go to bed>wake up with blurry vision>go to hospital>gave myself concussion
shit happens
That is brutal
>>954154796>>At bar with friends enjoying the night>>Go to bar for another round>>Bartender is swamped, takes time to get his attention >>Hot tipsy girl comes up next to me and says "let me help you. a pretty girl on your arm usually works">>I look her straight it the face and say "I'm ok, thanks" >>She makes a wtf face like I just slapped her dog>>Turn back to bat and wait for bartender>>Get my drinks and girl is gone>>Tell my friends and they all tell me Im an idiot>>Her wtf face still haunts me a decade later
>>954165092She just wanted a free drink. You didn't miss out on much. You can move on bro.
>>954165092What the fuck were you even supposed to do here?>Woman: Let me help you with something.>Man: OK.>Woman: Gets pissy for no fucking reason.Like even if she was hitting on you what the fuck else were you supposed to respond with other than a confirmation or refusal? Fucking retard women. What, did she want you to gas her up or some shit like 'Oh you are pretty' like some fucking narcissist?
>more than 7 hours>5 replies>thread's still here>board is fucking dead
>>954172537Then contribute >>954154796Here's one OP>High School >Still a retard >Become friends with girl>We sometimes tickle each other, she started it first >Accidentally touch her boobs >She winks and asks what you doing anon>Spill spaghetti apologising I think this kinda killed our relationship she later tried to rekindle asking which way I swingLike an autist, both ways? Isn't that how you swing on the playground Years later I'm still embarrassed, a wizard and a virgin
>>954171425He didn't say "OK", he said "I'm OK, thanks", which is a polite refusal of someone's offer.
>>954172537>Enters an autism story thread>Complains at all the anons that the world doesn’t work the way he thinks it shouldHonestly I’m impressed you’re living your story instead of just making one up.
not talking to someone isn't a story anon
