>>954293053
is my brother gay

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>>954293081
the dog's your brother

>>954292905
I wanna suck Nuri's fat tits!

Shane can fuck himself with the bbc shit but Nuri would do good in the porn industry

>>954292905
wow her feet are pink I never noticed

Dump your Nuri folder I need to cum

I genuinely thought Nuri was one of the dwarves in The Hobbit

>>954294088
I’ll take any bikini girls but nuri in bikini does tickle a part of my balls

>>954294153
She did double sometimes as Frodo, but she didn't make the cut as the main role.

>>954294153
That’s nori

>>954292905
Consent and tolerance.
I know some dweebs cringe at those words but it's legit. Western society has pretty much arrived at the conclusion that as long as female nipples and pussy/dick aren't showing, then it's at the very least legal. Whether it's tolerated has more to do with place; anyone could wear underwear at the beach and be okay, it might look weird but they won't call the cops on you as long as the 3 no's aren't showing.
Wearing a bikini in a school zone would get you cops, same as underwear.

>>954294683
its 4chan. everyone is just fucking mega retarded. if we didn't add safety warnings to everything, retards like OP wouldn't have made it past 4th grade.

>>954294919
I’m not retarded, my iq is 84 which is above average

>>954292905
i would get arrested if I wear this in public

>>954295340
Fat chuds are usually treated unfairly compared to women

>>954295396
I'm a slim Chad still i would get arrested

>>954295662
Post cock

>>954295662
>Slim Chad
>On 4skin
>On a Friday night
>Slim chad

>>954295784
You saw my dick already josh stop asking for it. You post it.

>>954295862
Yeah and I'm a gangsta and shit I went to jail and everything there's even a movie about my family

>>954295877
You can’t be shane, even shane wouldn’t call himself slim. He’s fat but he’s also the only dude here that’s posted his dick. Unless you’re tesla

>>954295938
Are you calling me fat josh?

>>954295979
Josh would never have the balls to post his balls

>>954295938
>even shane wouldn’t call himself slim
hopefully he wouldn't call himself a chad either

>>954296018
*Are you calling me fat, Josh?
I'm definitely not fat Josh and yeah he lost his velcro balls a long time ago

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Nuri is so good at pegging. I joined the mile high club with Nuri

>>954296427
As if anyone would have sex with you besides the little kids you rape

>>954296512
I got pegged. My dick was hard the whole time. I am such a slut

>>954296544
It's not pegging when you put a dildo in your own ass

I don’t think nuri would be good at pegging but she’d be good at being a mommy

>>954296654
she would let her kid die in the drunk while delivering food to some jeets in the middle of nowhere

>>954296749
She hasn’t delivered food in years

>>954297061
What about pussy?

you faggots gonna post more nuri, or should i just hide this thread?

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>>954294278
you are actually gay for knowing this and double gay for making me google it to check and triple gay for being correct

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>>954298176
Like what

Also what were we talking about last thread

>>954299150
Fat black cocks

Still waiting for that nuri collection. Someone has to have a link...

>>954299545
I have every single thing she’s posted since the beginning

>>954299582
Probably cause you're a faggot. Also hello again Josh and fuck you Shane.

>>954299150
stuff like this. post her cunt if you have it.

>>954299743
This guy gets it. Upclose and spread preferably.

Quints and she has to sit on my face

Because in america its not normal to like a beautiful body because alot of women dont have a 3rd world exotic body.

>>954299884
Reroll

I pinched my penis for getting hard and now I can't stop crying

>>954299967
Last roll

>>954299946
I dont quite understand what you mean.

>>954299970
Happens. It'll go away in a bit

>>954299970
Why'd ya do it though?

>>954300266
semen retention is supposed to activate the caduceus which is the twin snakes climbing the staff of hermes and once it reaches your brain your eyes become christed.

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>>954299743

>>954300403
Gonna level with ya champ. That sounds stupid as fuck, and there's some cancer involvement as well, prostate if memory serves me right.

>>954299582
>>954300490
You're telling me that doesn't look the slightest appealing?

The amount of dubs I've gotten. In this particular thread is more than I've gotten (besides this) since 2008. Wild. Guess it helps that I just lurk unless drunk.

>>954300599
Well I’m gay

>>954300887
Ha. Fag. Enjoy AIDS.

>>954300956
No I mean I’m gay for nuri and kombuchan wherever she went

>>954300887
Or was that a statement of after you chose your sexuality? If so that makes sense. And how was the gay life during covid?

>>954301011
I was just gonna ask about that probiotic hole. What happened to her? She was kinda funny for a female, decent body, racist as expected, but no nuri.

>>954301075
I did get the vaxx

>>954299582
so you have a pretty large collection of teslas penis images?

>>954301170
Oh... yeah. Makes sense. Real talk why? Shit takes years to develop and test and human trial and then mass produce. This shit was quick af shoved out and in. I expect major reprocussions pretty soon

>>954301170
>>954301290
Besides all the deaths and sudden deaths that have already occurred. Like sterilization or something fucked

>>954301132
ew gross there's stretch marks and scars everywhere on that one there might be a few stds too.

>>954301230
Yeah but I cropped him out and put myself over it

>>954301290
Mandate

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Stretch marks??

>>954301230
>>954301358
Do you guys have a moniker? I enjoy the banter.

>>954301454
I’m josh

>>954301433
Like; that's a killer body. Kambucha is hot too, don't get me wrong.

>>954301433
yes that's just poor lighting she was a landwhale as you can see with the stomach being out of place
>>954301500
she's gross canada is much better

>>954301493
I mean, yeah. We all are though. I'm terrible at reading subtext and writing style.

her pussy is really gross too and only flappy has a more disgusting looking vagina

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This is the ideal body

>>954301524
Nuri is better, there's no doubt. But I also enjoy kambucha too. Her smile makes me smile.

>>954301609
Nah, your mom is pretty gross.

>>954301642
she's fun to make fun of like flappy and doughnut are fun to make fun of.

>>954301524
Holy shit I forgot she was fat once

>>954301688
Kombuchan is a real sweetheart when she isn’t acting like a literal child

>>954301687
i'm being serious look at her pussy and look at canada's pussy there's a huge difference of quality. personally i'd cheat on her like her boyfriends did also.

>>954301688
Eh. Not so much. They're enjoyable in their own ways. Not gonna jerk it but it'll move if I see them unless it's flaps depression arc. Idk how many times I gotta tell you. I don't like you Shane.

>>954301791
it's a huge difference it's a fupa compared to an average vagina

>>954301890
Bro. You don't know how gay you sound.

>>954301969
you're just desperate

>>954301993
Not even fool. You're so ignorant, closeted, and frankly stupid. Lmao Shane strikes again

someone post kombuchan pussy

>>954301433
Don't get me wrong, she's definitely 'sucking it in' for the photo but fuck it. That toothy grin, decent rack and hairy pussy is some guys cuppa.

>>954302216
This. A collage of kambu, Nuri, and flappy. ....For science.

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like, look at this compared to underwear. this is okay to wear in public

>>954302052
you absolutely are you're on 4chan simping to regular foids with other men like a loser

>>954302485
No one here is simping, we are discussing

I think Kombuchan is pretty

>>954302247
eww gross chafed lips and yellow teeth from smoking

>>954302485
What does simp mean to you, jew? I enjoy looking at women. You really need to get out more dude.

>>954302546
Actual fucking fake. Kombuchan has never posted a face pic

>>954302541
she's a female that's all i'm willing to say
>>954302575
she's posted mouth before and someone posted eyes. she's a chain smoker and druggie.

>>954302575
Not him. That smile pic with the slightly gapped front teeth wasn't her?

>>954302624
What ya up to tonight Josh?

>>954302624
No she doesn’t smoke
>>954302633
No

Not to mention purging or making yourself throw up to lose weight ruins your teeth.

>>954302674
you're a liar

>>954302693
>>954302710
Get this kike outa here

>>954302710
I’m really not because she and I are friends irl

>>954302737
look i'm being honest you can't be delusional that's fine but her weight loss routine was purging and smoking vapes.

>>954302674
Snap. Was that just a random photo? Assuming you know which I'm talking about.

>>954302756
then you don't pay attention because she's a chain smoker

>>954302786
it was her they're just lying or don't remember

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>>954302796
She’s not

>>954302839
I know it for a fact

>>954302781
>>954302796
>>954302830
I doubt you've been honest a day in your life, you filthy fucking rat. Idk how many times I gotta say fuck you.

>>954302861
desperation makes people unable to see the flaws in others

>>954302878
I see your flaws very clearly dumbass.

>>954302624
She is a female
>>954302670
Lurking and vidya

>>954302892
my flaws don't matter and i'm not wrong to say she's a scar and stretch marks having chain smoking ex landwhale

>>954302927
How hebrew of you to say.

>>954302914
Been a while man. I'm on one tonight instead of lurking. Doin alright?

>>954302914
that's about it everything else is fairly unattractive about her unless you're interested in grooming a slow girl to use as a sex toy.

Lol. I like this guy.

Shane has never touched a woman outside of his family

>>954302914
The last time we spoke was like 6 months ago I believe. Can I get an invite yet?

>>954303081
There was a lot of drama in the discord. Nuri was handing out free handjobs to anons

>>954302961
you're taking this pretty personal instead of looking at facts

Dead mama pegged me

>>954303099
Nobody cares what a nobody has to say. Die alone in your regrets on the fucked shit you've done in your life.

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My whole family ran a train on me

>>954303138
I'll be on a hard floor in my mansion in heaven then because i have no regrets

>>954303098
That's pretty wild. Welp, I'm still gonna lurk if you ever wanna hang.

>>954303167
Cold concrete of my dead mother's basement* crying over every regret you've ever had. Cold. Alone. Desolate. Desperate. Diminished. Dismissed. And disgusted, hopefully.

I can't say the same about kombucha she probably has a ton of regrets with names like marco

Shane, get a life already

https://files.catbox.moe/4rt90y.mp4

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>>954303230
m

>>954302984
Doin shitty, but it's aight. How's you?

>>954302991
I like her a lot, I used to talk to her personally sometimes. She's had a lot of stuff going on, but I don't think she's really a bad person or anything.

>>954303081
An invite?

>>954303318
Yeah she probably has a lot of things going on in her too

>>954303318
I love you, Josh. You are the light of my life

>>954303318
First and last guy is me. Also kinda rough. But we keep it moving. Idk whatever hangout spot besides this lol. One day.

>>954303365
I wouldn't go that far...

>>954303423
Fuck you Josh you don’t know my life

Fuck
You
Shane

>>954303451
Proof?

Nuri has pink feet

shane has to wear adult diapers because his asshole leaks shit out from all the gay butt sex he has with men

>>954303451
I'm not actually Josh. I don't judge non hypocritical jew faggots. That's up to him.

Dead mama, dead mama
Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for Shane?
Dead mama, dead mama

>>954303513
can't really tell with the excessive folters

they make skin dye to turn your feet pink but I think only gross bug asians use it because they want to be white so bad

>>954303612
Hard words from a crook nose nigger lover.

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>>954303576
No filter

>>954303365
Thanks, there's probably better people than me for you for that though.

>>954303407
Sorry to hear man, I hope life gives you a break and goes a little easier on you soon.
There really isn't a hang out spot outside of this though lol, contrary to the belief

>>954303646
You told us there was a server that you and Nuri ran

>>954303635
what the fuck does that mean go look it up

>>954303646
I mean shit happens, I'm not a pussy. Hope shit goes smoother for you too J. Welp, just keep your lurker pal in mind if it does.

>>954303646
No one is better for me, mi amor

>>954303612
they don't want to be white because they're the most desired women in the world they just want to be lighter now on the other hand white women want to be asian terribly badly and the proof is how kombucha and cc said they were asian when cc is full white and kombucha is a meximutt.

>>954303718
that's the most retarded shit I've read today

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Pussy poop

>>954303742
they did pretend to be asian kombucha said she was korean and cc did also

>>954303718
You are literally so wrong it hurts. Both cc and Kombuchan are like Korean or Chinese or something. In fact nuri is the only white girl in these threads

>>954303688
>>954303718
He's a fuckin retard.
>>954303742

>>954303762
cc is polish kombucha is a mexican american

holy shit bros why did nuri get with an asexual faggot and not me god I want her to kick me in the balls

>>954303787
Uh oh, I’m sensing some very specific deflection

>>954303801
you were just too late

you ever think koreans get mad because they aren't included in funny racist rhymes or songs like me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke or chinese japenese dirty knees look at these etc

Shane have you ever attempted prostate massage with a finger or a dedicated massager? Ever been able to suck your own dick?

>>954303668
That's a meme. I just text her every day tbh
>>954303711
Thanks man, I appreciate it. I'm hoping it does eventually too
>>954303714
Is that you Vic?

>>954303762
>>954303768
Flappy always going on about her dad and Ramadan. You're truly retarded huh?

Flappy committed suicide.

>>954303824
I didn’t mention flappy, you virgin

>>954303819
no they're getting a lot of heat over nigger music appropriation which makes up for it i think

>>954303855
I hope not

>>954303819
Korean? Kor am I glad ima gettin her on 'er knees again. Amirite?

Remember when kombuchan committed suicide? She blew her brains out

>>954303972
False news. I wish she'd blow my brains out, if ya know what I mean.

>>954303823
be real Josh are you actually teslafag or no

I like koreans like most people since they're basically american or at least the ones anyone sees since they're fat asses and ugly people of korea are usually killed by their own people for honor and glory of korea

I like my women like I like my Americans: white. I ain’t stickin my pecker in no zipper head

>>954304038
Eh, I work with a Korean ex alcoholic. He's got OCD and is annoying as fuck.

koreans became honorary whites in los angles 1992 when they climbed up onto their business roofs and shot at the horde of rioting niggers on the streets below

>>954304067
Fish people. Bug eyes.

>>954304017
No Josh isn’t Elon Musk, just a fan

>>954304098
Still Slope eye yellow jungle niggers to us on the east coast

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I’m not a foot guy.


But..

>>954304150
everyone on the east coast is a slope eye jungle nigger to people out west

>>954304087
i've never met a korean but i believe it they seem high maintenance on tv and in documentaries but alright besides that

>>954304098
besides that they've been shooting them for stealing water in gas stations recently so there's a boycott against them in black communities

>>954304170
Go get your emissions tested again and have fun at the parade faggot.

>>954304216
the klingons are fighting the borg?

>>954304164
How do people keep their showers that clean?

>>954304242
pretty much sums it up. that is a good race swap because klingons are definitely niggers in every aspect.

>>954304272
hotel staff cleans them

>>954304328
With what?

>>954304357
elbow grease and safe bleach

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>>954304357
look into something like this

>>954304357
CLR and Mean Green works great.

Anyway. How about that Nuri pussy? Let's see that.

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Is that your dead mama? I don't like your dead mama

>>954304666
Never really been a fan of hers. Not sure why.

>>954304711
i think she's got a big ol fat pumpkin head

>>954304741
I was literally just thinking cause her head looks like a fat onion. That's probably it.

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>>954304786
I much prefer sydney sweeney the body wash genie if you put both of them side by side and then forced me to choose which one I like more

>>954304786
Her and Hayden Panettiere have onion heads

>>954304860
She just looks dead inside if not demonic now. A Hollywood puppet. Doesn't do it for me anymore unfortunately.

>>954304945
whats the point of living in hell if you can't fuck the dead zombies once in awhile

>>954304984
Glad you brought that up. A qt goth zombie gf would be perfect if you knocked her teeth out. She craves the meat.

>>954305054
I want a billie eilish type except with twice as big of boobs and mute or born without vocal chords

>>954305095
I just want a slut that won't lie to me...

>>954305143
those don't exist

>>954305190
Yeah... I know...

>>954305190
>>954305207
A man can dream..

This suddenly turned into an incel thread

>>954305252
Cause you joined? Pussyless faggot

>>954305287
I take black cock. I'm not an incel

>>954305461
Makes sense. Why are you angry then?

>>954305550
Incels are around

>>954305569
Them not getting fucked makes you angry that you jealous or mad cause you want to be fucking them? Either way seems predatory.

>>954305569
Or you wanna watch them being boned like a cuck

In any case. I want a zombie gf. And you got more problems than me man.

>>954305623
You have no theory of mind

>>954305962
You're simply a daft cunt

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Its pretty simple really. Women love being whores, but hate being called out for being whores.
So they will jump at any chance that lets them dress or act as whorish as possible in a socially acceptable manner.

>>954306031
Bro spittin' factx.

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This is how sluts dress nowadays

>>954306159
3 exes ago did, hardly ever wore underwear. Damn I miss her.

>>954306159
Meaty and nice ass she could probably milk a cow with her ass

>>954306159
Type of girl that asks for butt stuff when you're fuckin.

>>954306334
i've never been asked i just stick it and got no complaints so far. i have a weird habit of fucking girls in the butt out of nowhere and i blame porn for it.

>>954306518
Eh, I want to cause porn but they always say no then end up loving it. Girl with a similar build was the first to beg me for it though. Was pretty cash.

>>954306518
>>954307092
Had another with bigger tits and half the ass that would beg for it when she was drunk. That was pretty cool sex too

Back to the matter at hand. Someone has to have the nuri collection. Post it.>>954307166

>>954307352
why would you want to see that troon?
someone post the other whores cutting themselves instead.

>>954307730
Shut the fuck up Shane. Cause we're just not gay like you

>>954307730
Why are you so obsessed with grannys & trannys?

>>954308549
How did you know I'm obsessed with your mom?

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>>954304017
Yes

pink. feets.

>>954311803
I knew it

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I saw this toy at goodwill today

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so sparkly

nuri may not be perfect, but she seems like peak wife material. drain your balls then fill your tummy, just eternal servant

>>954307352
On one hand, I get why her husband shows her off; but on the other, if she was my wife, she’d never see the light of day.

>>954313017
She's a very beautiful person and a good friend

Why is this Josh thread talking about girls and not the real wife of 4chan: josh

>>954313782
Who

>>954314115
Josh

>>954314115
Nuri

>>954313239
I wonder if anyone has ever came on her feet

>>954306031
This guy gets it.
There is also the normality filter. The difference between people happily minding their own business and trying to permanently ruin your life comes from what they perceive as normal.
Normality and its absense is why two near identical things receive such drastic treatment.

>>954315884
*drastically different treatment.

Nuri you are really sexy btw if you come back

>>954317455
Nuri is currently shipped off to the Middle East to fight for our freedoms

>>954317455
Do you think girls like this actually post here?

Design, simple as that. Bikinis are made of nylon designed to get wet and not show anything underneath, underwear is made of delicate shit like lace that might fall apart in the ocean and will show the cooch.

And most women wear modest bikinis in public and sexy revealing underwear underneath their clothes.

>>954292905
It's larp

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>>954317526
That's my Nuri

>>954319123
I said America, not Germany, you Nazi

>>954319625
Nobody said nothing about Germany or America.
>you Nazi
Thanks for noticing, it's about time

>>954320035
You always use that Nazi cat girl picture so I just assumed you’re a Nazi now

>>954320464
It's a good picture
>you’re a Nazi now
Always have been

>>954320782
Oh. Uh based? Red pilled? Yellow belly pilled?

where the hecking heck is nuri

>>954321269
Based and redpilled is fine.
>>954321278
She doesn't come here anymore

>>954321320
she was here two days ago

>>954321278
I already said, she’s fighting for our freedoms

>>954321562
That was a larp

>>954322056
ur a fucking larp

>>954322577
Nah it's true, she don't come here

>>954323214
how do you know

>>954323515
Because I live with her. Also obviously because she doesn't post here

GUYS I THINK FLAPPY IS ON /POL/
>>>/pol/543335567

>>954324884
Oh yeah it's her bed guys it's her >>>/pol/543335885

I think i scared her she stopped posting

1. I had anal sex with Shane.
2. I am a big dick nigger.
3. I pozzed him.
4. He called me a nigger.
5. I beat his ass.

Josh fucking quit being so chunky

>>954324968
weird how 4chan goes down just after she gets called out. dave did it.

>>954325572
the thread is still accessible but no way to reply and not in the catalog when older threads with older replies didn't 404

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>>954323214
Josh stop telling people I don’t post here

we're taking shane and forcibly removing his brain so we can poke and prod at it and maybe add and remove some chunks to see if we can cure his gay.

1. I sodomized Shane.
2. He started backing dat ass up and making it clap.
3. I stuck dead mama's fist in his butt and he came.
4. I tucked him in under dead mama and marinated him in her bodily fluids.
5. I roasted him like a Jew in the nigger oven

>>954325572
When did 4chan go down?

>>954327508
Just a bit ago

>>954325727
Did you crash the website because I said that?

>>954327520
Was Shane getting spitroasted by BBC?

Nuri and kombuchan used to do vocaroo. I enjoyed Kombuchan's vocaroos more

>>954327764
Wow is it because I’m rarded

>>954327508
maybe two minutes after >>954325376
it's either dave or josh or whoever the mod who loves flappy is if he's not one of them. I swear the thread got hidden in a weird way and all the other threads I kept open were fine. it can't be a coincidence.

>>954328207
When she says, "UUUUUUUHHM...UUUUUUUHHM...". The pictures make her look like a refined Bond villain, but the retarded speech makes her seem retarded

>>954328516
you can actually still open the thread. it will say "page: ?" but won't say it's archived or deleted. it also won't show up in the catalog and you can't post in it.
Josh admit it was you.

>>954328661
Josh Kosh B'Gosh

>>954327764
She does sound mire pleasent i'll give her that. I'm not a fan of toronto and it's weird to appreciate chicago accent over anything when it's grating itself but yoronto is horrible.

Hi josh

>>954331164
Hi anon

>>954331445
What are you doing