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If animal people were real would you marry one?
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>>954502261
They wouldn't marry us.
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>>954502453
Us? I'm talking about monogamy here
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>>954502485
They mean that no animal person would choose to marry a non-animal person since they are that much better, so your question is pointless
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>>954503071
we are the top of the food chain, they wouldn't have a choice realistically
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>>954503071
Self esteem issues my friend, self esteem issues
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are they like Zeta? then yes
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>>954503556
what about the neco arc thing
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>>954502261
I would never bring the government in to taint such a perfect relationship.
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>>954508718
This

Marriage is dumb.

Could I fall in love with an animal person? Probably.
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>>954508718
>>954509084
Yeah I understand marriagephobia. But the rings can be cute. Fuck diamonds tho
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>>954502261
it depends, does the animal person have an animal pussy?

it would kind of be a deal breaker if she's just a normal human with a cat head, i want a warm soft furry anatomically correct body with all the bits
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>>954509586
Asking the real questions. Well here have a look for yourself. Her pussy looks pretty if you ask me. She's a pretty kitty with a pretty pussy. A pretty pussy with a pretty kitty
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>>954509586
Based, the only reason people generally don't fuck animals is because they can't consent properly. If a full on fucking non-anthro goat was cute and funny and smart and had the brains enough to be called a person and we got along and they consented, I'd date the shit out of them and stick my dick in them without a question and make them baa like a slut because I'm not a coward baby boy who won't eat his veggies
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>>954512153
Based
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>>954502261
Maybe.
Depends on what's available in your area.
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>>954502261
why not
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>>954503071
You are unintelligent.
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>>954509586
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>>954514941
Kek
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>>954514941
She's a dog! A disgusting beast!

I'm so glad he left her for that wolf.
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>>954502261
i generally dont care if it's furry or not.
if it's cute and has a human pussy then sure.
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>>954502261
sure, why not?
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>>954502261
Depends on the type but sure.
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>>954522691
Would the type in the OP pic be good for you?
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>>954502261
>tfw no tiger gf
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>>954502261
no
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>>954529177
normie
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If animal people were real, they would clog your drains daily, stink of wet fur and be lazy shits all day due to the required low metabolism.
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>>954529987
They'd probably rape us all the time too
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>>954502261
>If animal people were real would you marry one?
The real question is would an animal person be willing to marry you?
Be honest.
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>the animal girl that's attracted to you.
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>>954531105
Look at the post above yours. I think they would force us into it if they took fancy to us
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Assuming they are anthro with human looking pussies, without question.
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>>954502261
Yes
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>>954532508
you get a girl with a cloaca
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>>954532790
Damn, i could deal with a horse pussy but cloak is a deal breaker for me
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>>954533044
what about a cookie?
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>>954533816
Nigga that's even worse...
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Could we get a prenup? Not making that mistake again. Otherwise yes. Wolves seem to be the most family oriented choice. I like the look of horses but suspect they would not do their share of the housework. Octopuses are great mothers and could be handy for opening stubborn jars.
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>>954535432
>Octopussy
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>>954535453
Octopus pussy probably not the best as the males actually remove their penis (hectocotylus) which then swims at the female. Poor girl probably doesn't get a lot of foreplay either.
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>>954535432
I like the way you think anon, incorporating typical animal behaviours/characteristics into this hypothetical anthro-wife scenario.
>Lioness wife would be a literal nymphomaniac when in heat, also a hard worker because it's female lions that do 90% of the work when hunting
>Scalie wife having to sunbathe daily, have AC set to high because she's cold blooded, and shedding skin once in a while
>Feline/canine wife shedding fur non stop so all your clothes and furniture are covered in it, she uses half a bottle of shampoo per shower, takes her ages to get dry and requires thorough brushing afterwards
Etc.
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>>954502261
only a fox.



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