happy birthday!
Imagine fucking the neck gap.Imagine fucking them in the ass while pulling both their hair at the same time like riding a chariot in Ben Hur where you have nothing to lose.
>>954509265Also, Happy Birthday!
>>954509301>riding a chariot in Ben Hurit's been a long time since /b/ made me laugh out loud, thanks Benhuranon
>>954509265Holy shit happy birthday! That pic looks great as a thumbnail or a full image! Perfect.
>>954509265Happy birthday to the best shithole! I would totally fuck them both in the ass btw.
>>954509657that's the only way to do it
>>954509265The image could still be improved. The hats are two different sizes
>>954510101Never mind, it looks better in desktop mode
>>954510155Dubs logged throte clogged
Imagine having to hear about how your girlfriends attached sister blew her boyfriend and when he busted on her face he got both of them. Did your gf cheat on you?
>>954510101the two halves of her are different sizes, the small one is looking up because she's jealous of the big hat (and her sister's control of the only vagina, probably)
>>954509995Are the girls in OPs picture attached?
>>954510191they have separate drivers permits and are married to differnt guys, how the FUCK does that work?
>>954509265Imagine crashing an RC airplane into them. It would be like 9/11
>>954510203conjoined twins Abigail and Britney
>>954510203Well, nevermind. They would be super hot in a gangbang. They would fit so many cocks at once.
I have a worrying number of their pics saved
the answer to the burning question is twothey have two tits
How did he choose which one to marry?
>>954510237Right? That…. “Bro, did you cum inside her?! You nutted inside my wife? No bro, i nutted inside my wife” Wtf
>>954510269Sounds hotAlso, rollin!
I'm not a doctor but I'm willing to have a try at separating them
>>954510237Imagine your sister having a one night stand and catching an STD
>>954509265HAPPY BDAY 4CHAN -E.
>>954509265/k/ says Henlo.
>>954509265If one of them assassinated Donald Trump, they couldn't put her in jail because it would deprive the other twin of her freedom. We can't allow any conjoined twins in proximity to the president.
>>954511130Henlo /k/!
>>954509301Fucking the neck pit would be the highlight. Whenever will you have a neck pit to fuck while pressing the heads together.Makes handlebars seem like missionary
>>954513123vote_ban
what the fresh hell is going on here?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_and_Judit_G%C3%B3fitz
>>954513204lemme try that againmulp says hi
can their heads move enough to french kiss?
Why hasn't this thing been put down already?
>>954513315That is far less gay than the typical posts of the homosexual pedophile bestiality enthusiasts.
this looks like something stalking you down a DOOM corridor
>>954513574Its like the hydra of ant straight man. Imagine the fights
>>954510360They are different people, like regular twins are different people.
>>954513552did you mean the /k/ poster?
>>954511736So, if I was a conjoined twin with a brother and my brother raped someone, they couldn't put him in prison, because I am innocent.And I still get the nut.
sorry not sorry
>>954513879FUCK YOU NIGGER, WE ONLY HAVE SEX WITH DOES
>>954513904you'd probably be tried as an accessory
>>954513879nah, more towards the little girl show obsessed fags
>>954513977We need more
>>954514022We would just claim to identify as women and have our trial moved to a democrat jurisdiction.
>>954513783Exactly. Polygamy is illegal. He can only marry one of them.
>>954514088the only way you'll get more is by generating AI slop, I made that in DaVinci Resolve, the proper old skool way
>>954513977it's even better at 0.5 speed
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>>954509265
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>>954514797
How old are they now?
>>954510237I think they did say somewhere that they just kind of have a Quad sexual relationship (Basically they happily fuck each other openly, who knows if the guys fuck independantly though) but they are "in love" with their husband/wife in the normal way.
>>954515218Its one person dumbass. Its also pretty clear (((why))) this isnt discussed more
>>954515723Anon Abby and Brittany are real conjoined twins, they've appeared on TV and seen in person etc. They're apparantly teachers now.
>>954515970Wrong. It was an experiment conducted by (((them))) There have been multiple posts about this already
>>954510237I assume every interaction with them the government is desperately trying to figure out how not to get sued.
>>954510237>>954510396>>954510473>>9545153152 dicks4 holes
>>954515723>>954516053what sort of retard are you
>>954512995>they lick your hips while you fuck their neckpit
>>954509301This is /b/ gold
>>954513574which brain controls the legs? like can they both control them at the same time?
>>954509301Imagine how much cum you could fill in that neck pitImagine spreading it apart and watching the webs of sticky cum stick to the neck walls like a den of a wolf spider
>>954513977me on the right
hAPPY bIRTHDAY! wOOOOOT!
>>954517054Apparantly they have dominant control over one side, but can move the other if the sister isn't oig it.
>>954517376You can just tell a cold draft would get those nipples ERECT
>>954513986>>954514603>>954514797
Hottest thread on /b/ right now
>>954509301Imagine having one suck your balls while the other tosses your salad
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>>954509265If you'd shoot one in the head, would the other one die?Crappy birthday
>>954509301top kek
>>954509265They have 2 stomachs but one asshole so they probably shit like a horse
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>>954521924
>>954520657>They have 2 stomachs but one asshole so they probably shit like a horseI wonder who wipes?
>>954510331They freak me out. A total abomination.
>>954522712muh dik
>>954523445
>>954509995>3 LUNGS
>>954510396HAHAHAHA
>>954523765PsyOp to make black people smoke more
>>954523681
>>954521924As funny as that is it was probably one of the first examples of glowniggers fucking with the site.
>>954510359I'd fuck left and middle in a 2.5some
>>954509301>like riding a chariot in Ben Hurmy fucking sides
>>954513977saved and checked
>>954525733quality post that no one noticed
>>954529726we noticed, we just didnt care
>>954509301so much win in 1 post
>>954510360the one with the tighter pussy, of course.
>>954521950This is a good idea for a standalone thread. Imagine really hot girls being conjoined twins
>>954509301jesus fucking christ lol
>>954510331imagine fucking one face while the other spits on your dick every time you pull back before the next thrust
>>954509301
They had a baby?They have a baby carrier.
>>954536242They look like female ogres
>>954509265fukken ebic nigger, put me in the screencap
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>>954509265It would be hilarious if one was a prude and the other was a size queen that loved anal
>>954535460tfw no qt 2headed gf
>>954509265One for each mouth
why was my first thought>if you pee hard enough in one mouth and hold the nose does it come out the other motuh?
>>954510257>Bell Atlantic buildingfuck this gay earth
>>954552044As a reformed 'nucks fan, I approve this message.
>>954509265i wanna fuck that ogre
>>954510101Suddenly I want to watch Starship Troopers
>>954511736>>954513904there was an episode of Tales From The Crypt that addressed conjoined criminal issues
>>954552044>>954558521
>>954555411>>954556843>>954562075brb gotta marathon these now
>>954520073If one dies and the other were to survive, the survivor would die shortly after as a result of sepsis caused by tissue decay.That is a fucked up way to die.
>>954509301MUH SIDES
>>954515970Bullshit they both get a single salary.
Here is something I just learned Abby and Brittany Hensel were born with a rudimentary third arm located between their heads, which was surgically removed when they were two days old.
>>954568230Damn, that could have been used to tickle the balls and finger my ass.
>>954568230I bet it had fingers that would fit down the peehole
>>954559637yeah, they got seperated in the end. I remember that episode.
>>954568946>seperated*separatedjust sayin
>>954509265you could deepthroat one continuously
>>954569046There is a "pa" in separate.My 4th grade teacher told me that and I never forgot it since.>>954568230I didn't know that. I guess that would be even more freaky-looking if they hadn't removed it.
>>954513977holy shit
>>954509301Something on 4chan was finally funny enough to make me laugh and wait for the fucking captcha so I could thank you. Thanks, Benhuranon
>>954510237Like a timeshare lodge.You schedule a season and go for it.
>>954570578
>>954509265Based legal incest
>>954573989Do I have to clean up after?
>>954509265>>954509301Once in a while, rarely, you see the spark of old 4chan is still alive, just barely.
>>954580577OP here, I'm pretty sure I saw the Ben Hur crack last time I posted this thread several birthdays ago
>>954509301>Imagine fucking the neck gap.I never thought of that before today.And now I can't stop thinking about it.What have you done to me with that comment?
>Be 30th birthday>Call dad and ask if he wants to have a beer>Dad accepts and we get a beer>Thanks dadBest birthday ever
How would death work? What if one died and the other would have to endure a rotting “self” sloughing off? I assume the doctor would have to put them under and cut the dead one off lol
>>954592342As one heart stops and the remaining heart has to pump round both bodies, the surviving twin rarely survives long without suffering a heart attack
>>954592342>>954592814I asked AI-chatGPT and it echoed my thoughts:"For Abby and Brittany Hensel specifically, emergency separation would likely be extraordinarily difficult. They are joined through the torso and share major structures, including parts of the circulatory system and internal organs...A planned separation is very different from an emergency one. Planned procedures can involve months of imaging, surgical rehearsals, tissue expansion, and multiple specialist teams. Even in infants whose anatomy is favorable, surgery can involve massive blood loss, complex reconstruction, and prolonged intensive care. Emergency separation offers little time to map anatomy or prepare the survivor, so its odds would generally be substantially worse. Historically, there have been cases in which one conjoined twin was separated after the other died, but survival was not assured. The best concise answer is: possible in some anatomical configurations, but for highly integrated adult thoracic twins such as Abby and Brittany, the chances could be extremely low—and separation might be anatomically impossible. "
>>954509265Would love to see these nasty bitches receive bukkake.
>>954593703pretty sure two big guys could grab an arm each and just pull
>>954593793one gets sprayed, the other licks it off?
if the left hand squeezes the right tit then what does each one feel?
>>954593830Guys from every direction splattering both heads of the ogre bitch. Total destruction. They can clean each other up.
they're kinda fuglyy, might see if I can deepfake Emma Watson onto both heads
>>954594389that was not a runaway success
>>954594601doesn't look precisely like Emma Watson, but it's still an improvement in attractiveness.
>>954595466the face swapper has to stretch the facial features to fit into the longer heads, it's never 100% but usually good enough to wank over
>>954509265When one gives head, does the other one join in?
Quaid ... start the reactor
>>954580712Every post is a repost
>>954509301yeaaaaaahhhhhhh
>>954516247nope2 dicks8 holes
>>954536438still have sex
