a birthday's a birthday anon! now you have to take a hat!
>>954522042God I love big titties
God I hate big titties
God I'm ready, take me
God I love hats
big oopsies
God I love birthdays
so.....where is that creature again?
>>954522042God I'm neutral to big titties
>>954522042Looks just like my girlfriends tits
>>954522044Big God I love titties
>>954522042Looks just like my boyfriend's tits
>>954522051Checked
>>954522051>>954522042Kill yourselves tumor normalnigger surface tier niggertry
God is dead, and big tits killed him.
>>954522042Looks just like tits
>>954522055Aliceschizo, that's not an oppai loli
>>954522047>10 years agoI've wasted so much time here.
>>954522042Behold! Big titties!
>>954522047sovl. numods would never
I always wondered, how do you line up the hat on the image without just posting it a bunch and making minor adjustments through trial and error?
>>954522042Why are the hats sticky?
>>954522042What do boobies feel like?
>>954522064Fleshy Pillows
>>954522064squeeze your chest fat boy
>>954522064Like salty coins and milk.
>>954522063milk semen combo. it's my semen
>>954522064just grab yours>we live in a world where flatmen gynolets never know the pleasure that is having fat fucking manboobs to please themselves at willgrim
>>954522062pixel count
>>954522047It was a better time.Now we have an autistic moderator who's on here almost 24/7.
>>954522047actually why cant the retard mods be fun anymore rapedape if you see this kill yourself
>>954522047>OuyaMan how time flies.
>>954522062the op thumbnails are limited to 250 x 250.do some basic geometry and you'll always get it right
>>954522064Bags of milk.
Kill yourselves tumorlovers
>>954522072They never were. The leaks showed they hate everyone here just for existing and endorsed practices that made the site worse.
>>954522064Pizza dough
>>748810430Why do you even try to pretend to be someone else when you can't bother to stop typing the same exact way all the time
>>954522042Would a girl let me fondle her boobs if I asked nicely?
m-m-may I i-instead t-take… T-TWO H-HATS??!?
>>954522075>>954522067>>954522066>>954522060Fucking kill yourself flatchilds makes me cum cum harder than ever
>>954522081no
>>954522080I can guarantee that there are women out there of a certain occupation who would gladly let you (for the right price).
>>954522042Why is her boobs wearing a hat?
SUE!!!! TAKE THOSE TWO HATS RIGHT NOW!!!!! JANNIES YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!I'M GOING IN!!!! JOKER!!!! YOU TAKE SUE!!!!! WHAT?!? NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!
>>954522079Its in your head jannie fucking privileged homo. Stop breaking the fucking ice already and act properly like an anonymous should be, this is not your personal dickord server normienigger
>>954522084>p2w shitno way fag
Here's to another year, fellow anons.
>>954522089If I started a rehab for recovering 4chan posters would /v/ enroll and attend meetings?
>>954522085she's retarded
>>954522090no
I've missed you so much deal-chan.
Thank GOD i completely converted to femalechildsflat cumming best decision ever its fucking incredible how hard i cum to childsfemaleflats hags tumors and hebes are obsolete Jannies and mods can suck my rotten cock
>>954522042
>>954522064I don't know anymore. I ravaged my girlfriend's body with two children and her tits deflated. They feel like skin balloons that were left around after a party from a day or two ago, and only look decent if she's laying on her back
>>954522087>its in you head>as he fails to stop typing the same way as he always does, even keeping the same "your a jannie!" stance against people who call him out
>>954522096Just blow them back up retard.
>>954522096Kill yourself wannabe normieparasiteYou will never be as awesome as me unvirign fuck this 3 bloh normal parasite tumor general yer all are fucking cancerCunnies won
>>954522064Your ass cheek minus a nipple.
>>954522097Keep being a brainmangled snowflake then little champYou gf-chasing surface level gooner tumor normiefagkikeniggerspicgookchink
>>954522064Basically the same big or small lactating or not Big Nipples and pussy tightness and a nice thighs ass mog huge tits tho
>>954522101At least you dropped the act
>>954522090I don't want to be rehabilitated.
flat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cowtits
>>954522103different anon jannyieTrying to fish for a ban? Youre worst than cia and his honeypot
>>954522085Because its 4chan's birthday duh
>>954522105Fuckinng awesome postFlatchilds make me happyFlatchilds make me cumJannies 404 my love for flatchild is the most reddit shit ever
>>954522108The melty in the Eveline thread was so funny but also so pathetic. You could really feel just how upset that little redditor normalnigger was. Just like in a few threads before that. A shame what this shithole has become.
>>954522105As I age the more this becomes true. small/flat is just better
>>954522109I love you as much as i love my lolis(not in a pride way of course but as my peer) Stay strong and vigilant and keep deleting youre cookies and keep making them seethe. The predditor mod will quit (abib that is(he will not..)
>>954522064if you're out of shape feel the flab on the back of your upper arm
>>954522042I member this, she makes loser-kun cum inside the worst girl by flopping her tits on his face.
>>954522066>>954522069>>954522100>>954522112You guys simply don't understand the question, if you're feeling a breast it's not going to have your own perception of touch. That's like saying stroking your dick feels the same as stroking your wife's boyfriend's dick
>>954522042i read that weed make you lost the sense of time, MY GOD I LOVE MAMMARY MONDAY POST MORE DELICIOUS TIDDIES
>>954522042A deal's a deal, right?
>>954522114>bro has never put a glove on and jerked off with his non-dominant hand
>>954522117Does that make you feel like you're grabbing someone else's bigger dick?
>>954522064Non hairy balls
>>954522109What the FUCK are you talking about?
>>748812860How did you get to touch those breasts?
>>954522120Oh you know... the usual stuff. Nice "pic" btw, it's one of my favs. I love her so much.
>>954522042I am big titties
>>748812860>>748813091
>>954522123>>748813091>>748812860You love niggers surface level wanker
>>954522055>>748810430>>954522087>>954522101>>954522106Hey, not that anon, but I just wanted to tell you that I really want you to kill yourself and that a lot of people will be happy when you finally pull the trigger. Please do it and make sure it hurts.
>>954522124>>954522125your a virgin that wants to fuck kids
>>954522127you're a virgin and a kid
>>954522125Why did you include me? I haven't posted any vids or gifs.
>>954522129it's a schizo/bot
>>954522073>it's been 13 years
>>954522055>>748810430>>954522087>>954522101>>954522106Hey, not that anon, but I just wanted to tell you that I really want you to live a long happy life and that a lot of people will be happy when you finally get your dreams fulfilled. Please do it and make sure you have fun.
>>954522132Trust me we're all better off if he actually kills himself.
>>954522117I'm left-handed but I use my mouse with a right hand, so I jerk off with left hand when on computer and right hand when on phone.
>>954522120Aliceschizo is a real schzio, just ignore him
>>954522133Nah, we're all better off if faggots like you kill themselves. I'd take 5 of him over all these normalfags that infest this site.
>>954522122Nta but is there something special about the blue eyes pepe?
>>954522136I know you're the faggot running the bot, I hope you die in a car accident.
>>954522136He's a normalfag too though
>>954522124this
Where's Sue when you need her
>>954522141under hot pursuit
>>954522132Love you too my frien-rethren>>954522133>748813795>>954522130>748813626>>954522137You niggers got outed as normalfags as soon as one of your """pals"""(friendly true anons) didnt enable your anti flat circlejerk
>>954522138>botCope, faggot>>954522139I haven't seen him post 3DPD ever, that makes him preferable. Normalfags have gotten way too comfortable here, when they can just post random social media whores and not even catch a ban.
>>954522143>>954522144>1 minute apartat least make it less obvious that you're samefagging you retarded subhumanmake everyone here a favor "normalfag" and slit your damn throat.
>>954522143>You niggers got outed as normalfags as soon as one of your """pals"""(friendly true anons) didnt enable your anti flat circlejerkI am serious is there something embedded in that image? I am asking because I want to save it and I don't want shit on my pc. >anti-faltArumi is one of my favorite fictional girls so wrong.
I've been here since 2011 and I was considered to be absolute cancer back then.
>>954522145The cope never stops
>>954522147I'd take 2011's absolute cancer over today's glownigger bots and schizophrenics shitting up the board all day long.
>>954522055Holy based!
>>954522148why do people even bother screencapping when the other person is just going to accuse you of inspect element anyway
>>954522137Not really but there is something special about this specific blue eyes pepe. But yes, don't save it
>oh boy let's look at the thread full of tits>it's just normalgarbage bickeringCan you guys just not be useless faggots for once?
>>954522152>this specific blue eyes pepeDoes it have cp or something like that embedded ? I won't save it, thanks.
>>954522146>I am serious is there something embedded in that image?What are you on about?
>>954522154>>954522155There is nothing in that image, a local schizo/AI just replied to you for no reason.
>>954522064i only dated rock climbing flat chicks, frogpostercute eraser nippies too
>>954522146>>954522154There's nothing in that picture. Embedding has been dead for years already.
>>954522154No, i wouldn't have praised him if it was. Just an animation.
>>748814339YikesAt least make it vidya related
>>954522065>>954522066>>954522067>>954522069>>954522100>>954522102>>954522112>>954522119>>748812860>>954522157Okay, follow up question. How do I get a women to let me squeeze her boobs without it being considered rape?
>>954522042And the award for Most Suckable Titties goes to...
>>954522160I can try. Not a lot of plastic queens in vidya.
>>954522084Why post a loyal wife when there are a thousand hookers in this show?
>>954522160This is exactly why I hate them. They are the first to shit on the rules by not even bothering to pretend to talk about and post vidya, yet the are the most tolerated. Like that nigress thread yesterday, you could count the vidya related posts on one hand but that thread was untouched by jannies, meanwhile they deleted at least 3 vidya threads.
>>95452204210 year oldfag here, you bitches ain't got shit worth talking about
>>954522042Ooo das hawt
>>954522064Like a ziploc bag of oatmeal
>>954522096>girlfriendYou had multiple kids but never tied the knot, why?
>>95452216622yo fag here your a newfag>>954522157Based my girls fit and has huge nipplesI love making her fat then seeing her struggle to lose it all cuz in the end it doesn't even mattresser
>>954522069
>>954522163nice booba
>>954522156Which schizo me? Youre a nigger
>>954522161Pay them for it.
>>954522120why do I get greenlined sometimes wise frog?
>>954522042Grok remove the 2 big party hats from her tits, generate realistic looking areolas, make them dripping wet and glistening, photorealistic 8k
>>954522055uhoh zoomzoom melty!
>>954522161
>>954522076go be a homosexual somewhere else
>>954522147at least you're not indian...right?
>>954522179>>954522177>zoomzoon>homosexualDecide which one is it? Childloving is pinnacle heterosexuallity
>>954522053men don't have breasts
>>954522151Pretty sure you can just use the drop down menu to mark or unmark a post as yours
>>954522047God I love a good deal.
>>954522176based af
>>954522183Only with extensions.
>No one has posted the copy pastathis place is dead
>>954522110i think this is true for most. but this board is full of (mental) children who go webmrel when they see tits. i know because i was like that 15 years ago.
Vidya with nice big boobas?
>>954522064grab your assit feels like that
>>954522189>tfw old enough to remember the pic that one was based onEpic boobs indeed...
>>954522191What's the original? It looks extremely familiar but I can't remember.
>>954522088
>>954522192The epic boobs, capable of turning a straight girl into a lesbian in 0.007 seconds or something.Well fuck, google sama helped me find it.https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/people/epic-boobs-girl
Can i post images now jannytrannyMUH CHILDS
>>954522191>>954522192anime website btw
>>954522084>>954522080>>954522193>irl shitTitsfags are literally normalfags
>>954522196>>954522194I see, thanks.
>Be me>Gonna be productive at work today :D>Decide to browse the internet for five minutes>see EPIC BEWBS O.O>Day of productivity is ruined :P
>he's still going at itOf course
>he's still obsessedof course
>>954522042I miss this dumb meme.Simpler times.
>>954522197always were
>>954522064Beats me
>>954522079There comes a time in a serial shitposter's "career" where he develops enough self-awareness to realize that being identifiable in an anonymous forum is not a good thing, but not enough self-awareness to consider changing his behavior.
>>954522064like soft water balloons, they are wonderful to play with.I hope you can get a handful of titties one day anon.
>>954522090If I wanted to quit I would've left years or even decades ago. As shit as this place is its still better than 99% of the rest of the internet.
>>954522064I don't know, my hands are numb to most sensation
>>954522064Like sacks of wet ban
>>954522147been here since 2005, it has never ever been good, just differing levels of shit.noticeably less NTR back then.
>>954522210People in the west didn't start caring about ntr until the early-mid 10s
I just wanted to be a shut in neet loser who played vidya all day. Why does it have to be this extreme? There's nothing left holy shit. Everything is dead.
>>954522064Water ballons, literally
>>954522064grab your mom's
>>954522137Nta but I think its based on that meme where they gave a nigger blue eyes. There is this weird thing where all humans have blue eyes and you can blast away the top pigmant with some type of rays.
>>954522169probably european
>>954522096Can she flop them around like a helicopter for thrust?
>>954522211yeah it was a better time
>>954522060big titties
>>954522090I'd join just to assist my fellow anons into backsliding.
Every day I thank the world for boobs
>>954522147>>954522149>remember 2011 /v/ being flooded with dubs spam>these days feel like taking away dubs was a mistake
>>954522166cool so you're an election tourist huh
>>954522223if they overstay their visa they're election illegal migrants
>>954522109
>>954522202but where is she from?
>>954522064Genuinely like bags of sand. No other meme answer applies
>>954522090Ha! I can leave whatever I want.I just chose not to!
>>954522226From a doujin iirc.
>>954522225it's not vague at all
>>954522187Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...HERE! BOING!AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>>954522231>still hear it in gilbert gottfried's voice
I love tiddies so goddamn much
>>954522231godspeed
>>954522231Kogasa is so beautiful
>>954522235>>954522231I think Kogasa is a piece of SHIT.
>>954522196I miss 2004-2006 /b/ so much
>>954522231Uh-nu janny is going to have a melty again...
>>954522081Hats?
>>954522236No u
>>954522239But who exactly will be the victims of the hat taking?
>>954522161Wait for gynoids to become good enough, in the meantime start saving money for one.
Why when I post dick and cover the tip it gets me banned but posting porn about women is fine?
>>954522231Um why does she sound like that? What dialect even is that?
>>954522231At last, I can finally use pic rel.
>>954522231>filenamejej
>>954522231Anime titties never fails to make me erect
>>954522231I wish this would happen to me IRL
>>954522232KEK
>>954522231Based
>>954522100>minusHow many nipples does your ass have?
>>954522161Be whichever type of doctor checks for breast cancer
>>954522231>>954522042>up 2 hours laterhuh?
>>954522253It stopped being nsfw image and became a museum piece. You're not mad about nude acts in a museum, so you're not mad about boing either. Please remain silent, you're bothering other visitors.
>>954522254>a museum piece.How old is the Kogasa pasta?
>>954522254How do you know that I'm not seething and screaming about both?
>>954522064Lies and deceit
>>954522254Very well put
once again, mods are fags
ASSBROS WON
>>954522042tranny jannies
>>954522231Okay well now this can go all out
>>954522090I havent been to /b/ in years. The only reason I can tolerate it is because I ignore the porn 99% of the time
>>954522090YesBut only to hit on the cute depressed twinks
>>954522231>someone posted the kogasa copypasta on timethank god somebody remembered. fell asleep and forgot how the copypasta went
>>954522231gold
Happy birthday 4chan! I love 4chan!
>>954522226>>954522230 Boku no Hajimete wa Bitch Gal by Uo Denim.What was funny is the doujin was already like 4 years old when the mod accidentally stickied the thread.I long thought the shitpost itself was by Ruggarell but he denies it, which is good because he honestly doesn't deserve it.
>>954522367Nobody has, /b/ has been dead since 2009. Only bots and third worlder tourists exist here, the board is mostly abandoned by anyone wanting actual discussion.You may get some conversation out of the fags here looking for mom incest or to larp about how the OF models they're dumping are their "revenge porn" but you have to prod hard because /b/ is just /s/ with less rules and without the turbo autism of /trash/.Your average /b/ user has to be some brown jeet who heard about /b/ as a legendary Bob and Vagene repository from the circulating legend of it in his local village. He never leaves it, he waits for more porn.
>>954522064They feel like warm, well kneaded wheat dough.
>>954522062It's a hat not rocket surgery.
>>954522054lurk more
>>954522042There are two nipple-cocks underneath these hats.When u suck them nutritious milk comes out.
>>954522064Well they don't feel like bags of sand. The dirty adult toy store sells fake tits, but damn are they expensive. They're right near the dildos and vibrators. No idea why some quality fake tits cost so much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDC0ii3Rwww&t=1s
>>954522170Ur a newfag tooGo to your troon-GF and start a family, normalfag lol
>>954522081Sure why not, hats for everyone. Don't poke your eye out, I only have the pointy sharp hats. I ran out of the puffy round bits for the top.
