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This thread is mostly just a front for me to express my disappointment to the 4chan community.

Yesterday evening, I came across an absolutely disgusting ylyl thread, and in this thread, I saw a photo of my weiner had been posted with the caption "2 pump stump" on the image. There's only 3 people who would have access to such a photo, and one of them was a gentleman who catfished me on twitter. I won't name any names here, but I think that is the individual who did this. This act was absolutely disgusting, and an absolute violation of my privacy and my personal security. I will be pursuing this to the full extent of my capabilities, and the individual(s) responsible will be brought to justice.

Anyway, post monsters
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>>954570541
sybau faggot and post your butt
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>>954570866
What are you, gay?
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>>954571254
bi, actually. after i had sex with a girl all i could think about tor 3 weeks is twink butts
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>>954571331
for 3 weeks*
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>>954571331
Well I'm not gay, so I cannot
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>>954571415
you sent your penis to another guy and expect me to believe you're not gay?
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>>954571467
No, he catfished me
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>>954571544
mmm hmmm. gae boi :3
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>>954571641
Listen, I thought he was one guy, and he turned out to be a different guy. That doesn't make me gay.

You are 100% gay, however
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>>954571692
nope. 50% gay. also, again. YOU KNOWINGLY. SENT YOUR PP. TO A GUY, A MAN. OUT OF THE CLOSET AND POST BUTT.
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>>954571737
You're asking a man to send you ass pics. That's 100% gay, no question about it.

Checkmate get out of my thread
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>>954571900
can't be 100% gay if i'm also into women. NOW POST BUTT.
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Two monsters ;)

Discord: on_love_eros
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>>954571958
>if i'm also into women
That's called denial.

>>954571990
You gtfo too
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>>954570541
I’ve got a monster in my pants
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>>954572075
sure, sure, i'm the one in denial. now gimme butt
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All y'all need to chill the fuck out.

POST ENERGY DRINKS DAMMIT
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>>954572190
Monsters
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>>954572216
bet op would slurp this monster white
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>>954572287
Big monster
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>>954572444
i think you scared op back into the closet
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>>954572513
It makes monster even harder and hornier when he’s so big it scares people
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I hate all of you
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>>954572955
love you too, op <3

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Discord: on_love_eros

I’ve got more than just monster cans
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>>954573132
>>954573032
>>954572539
White monsters are the best
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Anyway...
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Josh, you must post your dick next to the monster, it’s the only way
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>>954574839
I only send dick pics to friends.

I also don't want people to know mine's bigger than a monster can
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Been losing weight and now my cock is bigger than a Monster can, so proud. Someday I'll tie a cute bow on her and post her for you boys to drool over
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>>954575661
Nice, yeah I need to lose like 7-8 pounds. My dick is quite huge, but isn’t at its full potential like it used to be. I wanna get a handle on things so I don’t get like actually fat and obese
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No one knows its your dick until someone says its your dick. As is it is just another penis out of millions on the internet. Your privacy is intact.
PS: No I am not the one posting your dick on 4chan.
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>>954577364
I know it's mine, so it's a problem
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>>954577410
I disagree on it being a problem (beyond it being something you personally dislike) at the moment but that is not my point. What I am saying it is unreasonable to call it a violation of privacy when there is next to no chance of it being associated with you without someone saying so. Unless you have a world famous cock it essentially has nothing to do with you in the minds of 99.9999% of the global population.
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>>954577606
Who's to say it's not world famous?
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>>954578007
Fair point but what are the odds you would be complaining about your world famous dick being posted on 4chan as if you were mad someone violating your copyright instead of paying for the privilege of seeing your penis?
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>>954578007
If you had a massive world famous 12/10 dick you wouldn’t be on b wasting your life
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Okay okay I’ll do it
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>>954578199
Quite high, as it happens.

Regardless, this is an affront to my rights as an American citizen, and I am pissed off.
>>954578277
Says who?
>>954578363
You're a fag
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>>954578476
Obsessor you have a tiny dick covered by blobs of unwashed stomach fat
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worst ylyl ever
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>>954582796
Not a ylyl. It's a monster thread
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Obligatory bump
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>>954587318
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>>954587401
You will meet your end someday...
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>>954587318
retard spam
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>>954594318
Kys faggot
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>>954594318
NTA but aren't you the guy posting AI tranny porn? You will never be a real citivai guy is a retard spam advertiser
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>>954587318
>>954582796
>>954594318
>>954594848
>>954594972
FUCK OFF RETARD SPAM
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>>954594972
>NTA but aren't you the guy posting AI tranny porn?
He most likely is
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>>954594972
it's called futa hentai, and it's art
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>>954595256
>futa hentai
No, it's called your mother failed to abort you, and now you're living as a half-braindead faggot posting trannies in a ylyl. Drink bleach.
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>>954570541
>showing tje label on a dqy i work
Go fuck yourself
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>>954595311
you got some sexual frustration try sucking a girlcock
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>>954595202
>>954595311
get a load of this angry faggot! he's angry! on the internet! kek
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>>954595373
based
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>>954595314
Suck my dick, chud. I already fucked myself
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>>954595507
Cringe.
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LOL
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>>954596765
Thank you
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>>954597171
fags eat poop
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>>954570541
>> a gentleman who catfished me on twitter

gentlemen don't catfish. that, there, was a cunt.
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>>954570541
nice one
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Thanks
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>>954601746
You're welcome
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can you not be gay for like 5 minutes k
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>>954603433
I’ll try
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>>954603433
That's what I've been asking all fucking day
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