You know what really grinds my gears? When a girl is all like, "Oh, my bewbs are sooooo small, like really tiny, like barely there, just little mosquito bites! UwU" and I'm all diamonds anticipating seeing the most beautiful little teeny tiny pointy little nothing tits..... And they're fucking C cups.
I am vary sorry for your lots. Here's some smaller ones to cheer you up a little.
>>954595415I went to the library in Aberdeen a few weeks ago for a browse and a read. There was a fucking talentless retard giving a bagpipe recital in the actual library. The library were literally paying this freak to stink the place up with his cacophony.
>>954595654Those are at least Bs but they're pretty nice. Thanks anon.
>>954595681Yeah, I can see how that would be frustrating. I don't even actually mind bagpipes most of the time. But in a library? Yeah, that's no good.
>>954595681bagpipes are the most hardcore fucking musical instrument of all time
You wanna know what really grinds my gears? When I'm in the middle of a task, I mean, I'm in the flow state. I'm getting it knocked out. I'm rocking and rolling and then my boss interrupts me just to tell me to do the task I was already doing.
>>954595415You forgot to mention that you STILL never get any pussy at all
As someone with tits, if its under a D cup, its fucking small
>>954596726"Healthy at any weight" is an unhealthy lie.
not OP but I like petite flat-chested women with short hair
>>954599515because they remind me of 12-year-old boys
>>954599529You like petite flat chested women because they remind you of 12yo boys. I like them because they remind me of 12yo girls. We are not the same.
>>954601463pedos both
>>954601463yes axtually, you are
>>954599529>>954601463Both of you kill yourself the same
