To sketti land!!Last Thread >>954769717
>>954792041/k/ommando approved
I hate these shitrats babeh
>>954792582they dont deserve to be happy
Nee' mow speciaw wumps huwties
>>954792798Granted
Tank 'ou fwen. Am bestes' Anon
>>954793162Of course
All shitrats must scream and cry
>>954794077now thats clever
>>954794214Wish there was more blood.
What's the most you've ever gotten for a fluffy in fluffy industries?
Is there still a translation for Fluffy gibberish?
>>954792976>>954793011>>954793082Love these
>>954794456Nice.Most I've managed is about 14k for a pregnant inbred red sensitive baby syndrome earthy
>>954794456about 100k, i think? it was an alicorn but can't remember the details. probably pale grey colored in a run I tried to breed pure white alicorns
Bestest babbehs give the bestest enfies!
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>>954796115I wonder how retarded these things can get through rapid inbreeding
>>954796396that thing in the picture is too cute, I'm going insane, AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>954794457What like how water is wawa or blood is boo-boo juice? There might be a fluffy speech guide somewhere but generally they're supposed to sound like a mix of a toddler with a cold and a little bit of that annoying internet self-censorship talk. Example: "I don't want to die! NOOOO!" becomes "I don wan fowebba sweepies!!! NUUUUU!"
>>954794457https://fluffy-community.com/t/fluffspeak-primer-by-fey/5742
>>954797913Spamfaggottry? On m00ts internet?
>>954794456I think I cracked 3 mil once. This is not that, just a recent sale. Retard alicorn babies with rare colors and patterning fetch the most. If this one had had lighter colors he would have been worth more. The quest for the most valuable one continues.
Anyone have any fluffy nuggets? I remember there were quite a few pics back in the day
>>954801077How did you even breed that one?
>>954801077How do you think? :P Pick up alicorns when you find them, let them enf, pick the most promising offspring, repeat.Eventually you get super valuable fluffies, and when one of them is sensitive, that's the jackpot.
>>954801822Of course, it's not all sunshine and roses, mares still do sometimes die in childbirth. That's life.
>>954792798Lugnut has your back
anyone know if it's possible to breed a white fluffy in Fluffy Industries?
>>954801899protip, this is because inbreeding contributes to a cumulative miscarriage chance and cousins count a little bit. So, if i understand it correctly, fluffies will pair with their own cousins naturally and eventually become habsburgs with a 1% chance of successfully delivering a foal.
>>954801899Yeah, I do try to keep the gene pool mixed but for obvious reasons alicorns with good colors are hard to come by. I'm mostly mixing only two lines of fluffies and even then I have to watch for the incestuous bastards (they'll also happily commit father-daughter incest if given the chance).
>>954794456>>954801077anybody wanna torture mine?
>>954804346>>954804314>>954804281BASEDOnly Jesus can forgive Fluffy torturers
As annoying as the spammer is, I appreciate the animal art. It must nicer to look at than the spam in other threads. Good job
>>954804414<3
>Be Fluffy thread>Do absolutely nothing>Completely mind-break guy into spending all day every day doing nothing but spam threads and waste their time and effortFluffy threads always win.
Look at this idiot LMAO stupid fucking shitrat
>>954804480What animals make up your different folders? You've done mice, capybaras, owls?
>>954804526I'm sorry. I do not speak Malaysian. English only
>>954804738The same number of folders OP has, which thankfully is a normal number
>>954804738Heres a legless aeroshitrat
>>954804746>i dont speak retard, only subhuman
>>954804413God approves of fluffy abuse. He created fluffies so they could suffer. They are arguably a product of human magic, which is explicitly forbidden in multiple parts of the bible. They are tiny shitgolems wrapped in the homosexual symbolism of the devil. Earth is rightfully hell for fluffies. Every time a fluffy screams in agony, an angel smiles and Jesus laughs with pure joy. To hurt fluffies is to love God.
>>954803465I don't think so. If I read the code right (pretty complicated genetics, actually...) it is *technically* possible to get a white fluffy (>90% grayscale), but extremely unlikely, and breeding is never going to get you closer. You would just have to get an extremely lucky roll of the dice to get both a white coat and mane. They're random RGB values (modified a bit obviously) so we're talking odds of 1 in 300 million, thereabouts. Basically: possible, but not really going to happen.
>>954804746whatever floats your boat mister baker
>>954805716AI says it's technically possible within 8-10 hours of gameplay if you have a strict breeding operation that pairs light colors en masse and then distill your various lines into one that has a big number of color genes activated.But i would consider this to also be basically a "no." Closest I've come is light grey.
holy fuck the new cattle prod is hilariousi love this gameNU GIB SHOCKIES!!!zzzztztztztztztztz
New personal best, we're getting some wild colors. I keep these fat fucks in a dedicated cage with a permanent sprinkler, because I'm not cleaning up and the buyers don't care if they're happy or not.
>>954806707thing looks like it came out of the drain ew
>>954806898I sure as shit wouldn't pay for it, but who am I to argue with capitalism.
>>954806707Shit, I wish I could earn that money from breeding fluffies IRL.>>954801822>>954801899Yeah I know, but I've never seen alicorns with such fancy colours despite my attempts to breed them.>>954807044More like some equation lol, but yeah I'm sure rare combinations would still fetch high prices if fluffies were a thing.
>>954807135They should put the "Good" Babbeh underneath the frozen shit pile.
>>954804746Can't even read English. Mind broken beyond repair. By Fluffies.
>>954807118Alicorns aren't as rare as they probably should be, so you can also focus on ferals with fancy colors, set up a "conditioning room" to get rid of alicorn aversion and then enf until you've got alicorn stock going. Even dark colored fluffies (not pure poop) can be useful as a start long as they've got some sort of streaking or gradient going on that they can pass on to offspring.>>954807216I heard about them having had fun on the set of TNG after Stewart lightened up, but damn, just look at that. :)
>>954807283>a "conditioning room" to get rid of alicorn aversionHow do you do that?
>>954807349Set up enclosure with fluff TV tuned to the "no call other fluffies munstah" channel (I think it looks like three happy fluffies together), stick in fluffy until it learns its goddamned lesson and proclaims that "pointy wingy fluffies am fwiends".You can also stick your alicorns in wing jackets of course but this doesn't help with mares getting scared of their offspring so that's not a real solution.If you wanna go full abuser you can just gouge out eyes, dump fluffies in breeding cages and inject aphrodisiacs so they fuck one way or another, but I like the brainwashing better.
>>954805827mister baker is my father, please call me Jimmithy
>>954794214something about this is just fucking disturbing as hell
>>954807859A lot of people, especially abusers, hated this artist and his work.
>>954807996Too real for you? That's what gonna happen when we start getting real fluffies.
>>954807478Damn, I didn't know you could gouge eyes too, how do you do that?
>>954807935oh fuck i had forgotten about this one, thx for posting>fwuffy am fweeeeeekek, gets me every timehere, have some art of mine. it's from a while back, did it to practice drawing foals from different angles. i don't use that design anymore, tho, im changing my style to resemble awfulfawn
>>954808113Strap fluffy to surgical table, click on table until options "left eye" and "right eye" appear, use scalpel. The effect is the same as blindfolding them but, well, permanent obviously. Helps keep those milkbags docile.
>>954808126Thats a really good pic. Saved.
>>9548089732 of these entered my shop last night and they're hidding in the back, seeing these pics in this thread is giving me very wrong ideas
>>954808879damn this one is actually cringe
>>954809231>>954808879 >damn this one is actually cringe
>>954809086Well, fret not. Our mutual well-adjusted amigos made a fully functional game where you can engage in those thoughts or go for it IRL and make a fun GIF of the event.
Posting new stuff from last night
>>954809896Opossums are weird creatures. Useful because they eat ticks but what kind of animal chooses to pretend to die as a defense?
>>954809874>>954809853>>954809847"new"
>>954810025I thought it was new. For some reason that artist doesn't like their stuff on the normal website. A reverse image showed it posted on Reddit.
I'll be back later, hopefully with newer stuff. Make a new thread and link it if this one fills up.
Possums win
>>954810406>>954810411>He uses 2 different IPs to ensure he gets to post the final imageDon't forget he does all of this for free.
>>954810470False. I get a paycheck. 3x as much as OP. Stay mad.
>>954810497if you say so mr baker
>>954810525Anyway, admit your defeat and make a new thread for me. Chop chop boy
>>954810540of course, mr baker
>>954808199Damn, there's so much stuff in this game, I'm impressed.
>>954810574Good boy
>>954809976If it works it ain't stupid, that's how evolution rolls.
>>954807998Pretty sure Pinkyfluffy is an italian lady around 50.
>>954810470Incredible how much he is raped Anyways does anyone want to read text posts while we wait for the next bake
>>954807998Eh, he's a nice guy.He's a hard core hugboxer, but unto each...
>>954810590My favorite moment was when I got two bisexual mares who shacked up with each other. I got one pregnant with sorry enfies and when the babies came the other mare declared herself to be the "daddeh" of the foals. Chuds btfo, this game is woke af.
>>954809827that actually scared me a bit
>>954804533>>954807935>>954809911>>954809932Haven't seen these before, saved
>>954808077naw, its the face....doesn't look like a fluffy, more like some sort of uncanny valley of fluff. Ive seen realistic AI fluffies that I love, but this is just corrupted for some reason i can't put my finger on
Proper new thread, not by mr baker>>954814131>>954814131>>954814131
