>>954921501
given that it's literally YOUR DNA in there...no? it's not hard to narrow down who has access, who's male, and from there make people do DNA tests for a match. Legally you probably couldn't force anyone to give their DNA sample, but publicly denying to do a dna test will make people think it was you

>>954922356
True

>>954921501
Last job had a gym in it that nobody really used. At some point I realized there were no cameras in the gym and snuck into the women’s changing room and found a bag with used panties bra shoes etc. Nutted with the girls panties on my head sniffing her pussy sweat didn’t even know who it was at first but later saw this tight asian girl wearing the shoes she was like 6.5/10.

>>954921501
Cute purse, faggot

>>954921501
no. but I did cum in the panties of a co-worker who I took care of a her cat when seh was gone

>>954922356
very true. I snuck into my nieghbors once and played in the panty drawer of the 20something daughter. Left sperm in some panties and on the floor. Was paranoid for days after they got back thinking they might find it and test it lol. they never had a clue...

Worked in a restaurant for a while.
My co-worker would always wear boots into work, change out of them into shoes and leave them in the locker room.
On several occasions I'd have access to her damp shoes after she'd work a long shift. Lost count of the amount of times I'd be smelling one shoe while cumming into the other. A few times I even did it right before she'd work so my cum definitely got on her feet without her realising.
Also did the same with her boots whenever they were there.
I do fucking miss that, never came so hard before

I worked with a hot girl right out of college. I would stop by her cubicle in the basement office after hours when everyone had already left. I would sit naked in her office chair and jack off. I rubbed precum all over her office supplies. My carefully dripped my precum all over her baggies of pretzels she kept in her drawer. My favorite though, was I finished in her hand lotion. Probably at least 10 loads over the weeks. I loved watching her rub my cum lotion in her hands as we were talking

I started a new job and some Russian chick sat in a cube next to me. I went into the office over the weekend and was alone. I jacked off enough to cum a little and dropped it down the straw in her water bottle. Then rubbed my cum all over the top of the straw. When she got into the office the following Monday I saw her grab her water bottle and I followed her to the kitchen. She refilled it, but didn’t clean or rinse it at all. As we left the kitchen talking, she took a sip and kind of got a weird look on her face and looked at the straw, but immediately went back to sucking on it. I was hard

I want a dna test. Thats my motion.

On multiple occasions at my clubs lost and found, ive taken girls belongings (water bottles, swimsuits, and one pair of underwear) jacked off into them, and returned them to lost and found.

In 1999 I worked at a local high end resort as a turn down attendant. I loved jerking off with the female guests dirty panties. Usually took 1 for smelling and tasting the other to cum in. No one famous that I know of.

>>954928463
>later saw this tight asian girl wearing the shoes she was like 6.5/10

Aww, what a waste

My first corporate job out of college I did it to 2 different chicks 15ish years ago.

First was my manager who was mid 30s, sexy as hell milf but kind of a bitch. Open office layout but me and her kind of sectioned off, she drank diet coke and always had one at her desk. One horny day I jerked off in the bathroom into a film canister. Then when she went to the bathroom I went to her desk, opened her soda and poured my cum in.

Problem was it didn't immediately dissolve and you could see my load floating in there. I remember panicking for a second but then swirled it around and then stirred it with a pen and it mostly broke up and mixed in.

She came back a few minutes later and I watched and waited until she picked it up without looking and took a big swig. She didn't notice thank god. She eventually finished off the drink and I jerked off to the thought of it for a week. I repeated this a LOT, she probably ingested a quart of my cum while I worked there.

>>954933158
Damn I want to do this to a bitch boss too, make her drink my cum everyday, you are a lucky bastard

>>954933158
Second chick was an early 40s smokeshow executive, always dressed up, great shape, smelled amazing. I didn't work directly with her but her office was right by my desk.

One night I was working late and my area was empty so I snuck unto her office to see what I could find. What I found was a pack of gum. I again went to the bathroom and jerked off into the film canister. Then I grabbed the pack of gum, which was kinda like loose gumballs in a plastic container, and dipped every one of them into my cum at my desk, let them dry and put them back and then put the container back.

I also found a mini locker where she kept her gym clothes for the on-site gym including freshly used sports bra and leggings that still smelled like pussy. Brought them back to my desk to get some sniffs in and then smeared my cum all over the crotch of her leggings.

I kept an eye on the gum and sure enough she eventually went through the whole container. I repeated it one more time before I left that job.

I don’t see my step sister very often, but whenever I do, I sneak away her coffee cup in the morning and jerk off into it. Pretty much anytime we’re around each other, she’s drinking my jizz on the daily

I made Chex muddy buddies for a neighbors daughter’s sleepover a couple years ago. As I was melting the chocolate and peanut butter, I blew a massive load in it and stirred it in. I heard from the neighbors that the girls LOVED the muddy buddies. Very happy to help

>>954921501
I've never done anything like this although I get the appeal. It's just too lowlife and degenerate for me.