Celebs
Parker when asking why someone hates him- Because you're one of the most mentally ill selfish human beings I have ever met. I have dealt with people that actually have real problems and they can't do things in life. And you are not one of them, you can do things, but you deliberately act like a piece of shit online on purpose because you think this stuff just doesn't matter. You have been flooding and abusing decent good people here, despite this being one of the coziest places on the internet. And you still just pretend like this and lie and go DUHH ITS NOT ME. you deserve nothing. You have played this game of pretending you aren't you ever since this place really finally fell down because of you're flooding for 10 years.even after all of this, when people care enough to be honest in this way and articulate all of this to you, you still just ignore it and you shove it in their face and you just don't care, you are a horrible person and you deserve nothing. ut the worst. every bad experience you go through I want you to know in your heart that you deserveYou are so up your own ass that the concept that why should other people not do what they want when you're just doing whatever you want so much so that you literally Spam without caring' is impossible for you to understand. you are the most narcissistic loser I have ever seen.People who cared about you have explained to you verbatim why you are irrational and a scumbav, and you don't care. you deserve punishment.
NIGGER
>>954999292shut the fuck up
cocks and cum, preferably black
>>954999315pussy stinks
any new anon comes in and troy immediately attacks them and thinks they're bd. hey troy fuck off please
getting the mental illness going early in this one
>>954999369shut up parker
>>954999384delete this
abysmal dogshit thread
>>954999369it's not even new anons, bro. troy's been spamming me for a year and a half now on this weird sht.
>>954999404suck my dick
>>954999426eat shit and die faggot
>>954999422he does it to everyone he doesnt know and thinks hes the good guy
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER LOL
>>954999292Lol baldy getting some humanity and care, some realness He will do nothing with it because his brain is trash.
>>954999448meet me outside of hardees in 10 minutes
>>954999448Why would that cause death?
https://youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo?is=FYmNHcF6r5mxv5c7
>>954999490I dont do meet n fucks
>>954999609pretty
>>954999408sorry, i went too far. deleted
>>954999292>>Ryan=Gay Gay=Ryan
>>954999702heels
>>954999636Bald
MMM SHE PRETTY REPLY TO MENo>taps the sign>>954999292
>>954999420>abysmal dogshit threadBy design.
>>954999791fat
>>954999813>>954999811
Looks like we have to explain to old Parker what malding is again
oh its literally just a troy thread wonderfulbd was fuckin right
veej?
>>954999882Amazing tits
Ah, gather ‘round, weary warriors of the follicle frontier, and let me paint you the tragic-comic opera known as maldingIt begins gently, almost poetically. One morning you glance in the mirror and notice a soft retreat at the temples, a gentle thinning at the crown—like autumn leaves deciding the tree has grown too tall. “A little character,” you tell yourself, smiling bravely. But the mirror, that merciless poet, keeps writing sequelsSoon the retreat becomes a full strategic withdrawal. The hairline marches north like a timid army abandoning the front. And with every fallen strand, a tiny spark of irritation flickers in the soul. “Why me?” the spark whispers. Then it grows. “WHY. ME.”That irritation ripens into pure, righteous mad. You scowl at shampoo commercials. You glare at men with luxurious manes as if their follicles personally betrayed you. Stress hormones—those sneaky little saboteurs—rush to the scalp like overeager interns and gently persuade more follicles to clock out early. “Stress is bad for hair,” science murmurs. “We know,” the remaining strands reply, and promptly leave the chat.And so the circle closes: more bald more mad more bald more mad.This self-reinforcing spiral of follicular fury and follicular failure is what the ancient sages (and modern internet) have named malding.It is the ouroboros of the hairline: the snake that eats its own head… and then gets mad about the empty space where the head used to be.Beautiful, isn’t it? A perfect closed loop of destiny, written in keratin and cortisol. The more you rage against the dying of the locks, the faster the locks die. The universe, in its infinite mischief, has gifted us a feedback loop so elegant it almost deserves applause.So if you ever catch yourself mid-mald—fist clenched, crown gleaming under fluorescent lights—pause. Smile at the cosmic joke. For in that shining dome lives a truth both funny and profound
Sometimes the hair leavesAnd takes the chill with itAnd then you get mad about that too...
>>954999313Excellent Celeb
>>954999966you too
>>954999984:)
>>955000033Rodrigo After Midnight Edition
>>955000010:DD
>>955000033>>955000059
>>955000110Because you're one of the most mentally ill selfish human beings I have ever met. I have dealt with people that actually have real problems and they can't do things in life. And you are not one of them, you can do things, but you deliberately act like a piece of shit online on purpose because you think this stuff just doesn't matter. You have been flooding and abusing decent good people here, despite this being one of the coziest places on the internet. And you still just pretend like this and lie and go DUHH ITS NOT ME. you deserve nothing. You have played this game of pretending you aren't you ever since this place really finally fell down because of you're flooding for 10 years.even after all of this, when people care enough to be honest in this way and articulate all of this to you, you still just ignore it and you shove it in their face and you just don't care, you are a horrible person and you deserve nothing. ut the worst. every bad experience you go through I want you to know in your heart that you deserveYou are so up your own ass that the concept that why should other people not do what they want when you're just doing whatever you want so much so that you literally Spam without caring' is impossible for you to understand. you are the most narcissistic loser I have ever seen.People who cared about you have explained to you verbatim why you are irrational and a scumbav, and you don't care. you deserve punishment.
fuck in the mood for fat tits
>>955000110>>954999984>>954999874your jenna collection is excellent
>>955000110Will there be a new season of Wednesday?
>>955000145
>>955000212Big fat Franny tits
>>955000145based fat tit enjoyer>>955000147thanks anon <3>>955000163yep! sometime next year
>>955000229This is very good news!
>>955000145Goddess
>>955000223
Because you're one of the most mentally ill selfish human beings I have ever met. I have dealt with people that actually have real problems and they can't do things in life. And you are not one of them, you can do things, but you deliberately act like a piece of shit online on purpose because you think this stuff just doesn't matter. You have been flooding and abusing decent good people here, despite this being one of the coziest places on the internet. And you still just pretend like this and lie and go DUHH ITS NOT ME. you deserve nothing. You have played this game of pretending you aren't you ever since this place really finally fell down because of you're flooding for 10 years.even after all of this, when people care enough to be honest in this way and articulate all of this to you, you still just ignore it and you shove it in their face and you just don't care, you are a horrible person and you deserve nothing. ut the worst. every bad experience you go through I want you to know in your heart that you deserveYou are so up your own ass that the concept that why should other people not do what they want when you're just doing whatever you want so much so that you literally Spam without caring' is impossible for you to understand. you are the most narcissistic loser I have ever seen.People who cared about you have explained to you verbatim why you are irrational and a scumbav, and you don't careyou deserve punishment.
>>955000033>>955000212Fuuuuck
>>955000265it is! jenna and emma are busy gals but theyre getting it done
>>954999386As long as Parker is here, this place can never thrive or be without mental illness.It was the coziest place on the internet and he destroyed all of it, and he doesn't even care. He doesn't think he did that. He deserves to have somebody beat him over the head with a rock.
Ohh parker luuuvs dem girls he could never get with.
>>955000310her face is so hot
>>955000296Pale ginger globes of pleasure e
>>955000383She is so amazingly beautiful
>>955000371you're literally 400 pounds with a chode
>>955000383so is syds, i know a lot of people dont think so but i think shes beautiful. and tits
Alysa is cute
>>955000444she is !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0n06NEpAhU
big
>>955000310:D
>>955000401I was always so fucking loving to you. And you live with your parents and you post cats while asking for Christmas lists, you are the only person here who is as pathetic and shamelss and as much of a bully who NEVER STOPS as ParkerNo one else comes close to either of you.You are both shit on a stick. I wish anyone here was as smart and as intuitive as I was, and they knew how much of a rotten scumbag you wereI pray you somehow come to my house cause I will fucking kill you with one hand. You will both be thinking about me for years and years to come
>>955000530Full
He always loves n posts those girls he knows he does not deserve
>>955000549im not northy retard
>>955000627SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE AND BE HONEST.
>>955000596rachie <3
now whos malding
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>>955000698You for over 10 years and that's why everyone is gone you sorry ass ugly sack of shit from Canada.
>>955000732yeah thatd be funny except for the fact that im not bd
Jenna cooms
I don't visit these threads often, whose the schizo?>>955000596best tummy of all time as far as I am concerned
>>955000757That is you malding, right there. You aren't authentic and despite all of your spam in the past, you never used to just outright lie like that when others clearly knew who you areMy best guess is, at some point over the past few years you realize this place truly was dead despite not taking responsibility for it because of your Spam, so you gave up any care. And now, you just act like this.
>>955000854you're best off not knowing
Mr. B's cock is big and musky
>>955000752i will allow this
Even chad was like wtf are you doing when he started thisI think he just realized at some point he destroyed this place beyond any possible recovery so now he just constantly does this because he doesn't see himself as being honest at all as worth it in any regard.It's similar to why schizophrenics will be so incoherent in conversation. It's because they don't find meaning or reason to be coherent. So they just deliberately choose not to be. it's not only because they're just insane.
>>955000882yeah but im not bd though
It's like something happens in their brain, and they realize so completely there's no point in being honest because they have nothing to offer, so they just play this infinite game as a copeThat's my best guess in regards to why he's acting like this now.It's him sort of giving up after destroying this place because there's nothing left here that he sees as worth it
I should dildo soon.
Mr. B's big beautiful penis inside Troy's ______
My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...
>>955000994It's a 4chan jerk thread, Troy. It isn't ancient Rome. Just go outside.
its scary how mentally ill he is
>>955000951stfu
I'm not a psychologist or educated in any rule regard. I'm some super genius like Chad, but that's my best guess, in regards to why he's doing this. Deep down, he kind of realized what he did, and that it's over, so he's just not caring to such a degree and is playing his weird gameThe biggest problem with schizophrenics and loser mentally ill people like Parker is that they are bored.
>>955001006niece?
>>955001061>I'm not a psychologist or educatedThat's the only open, real, honest thing you've ever said.
>>955001044You go outside, you fuckin loser. Stop replying to me if you're worth it more. You hypocritical asshole
>>955001068Mr. B taught her to prone bone
>>955000997enjoy
WAHHH PLACE ISNT WORTH IT ANYMORE I FLOODED AND KICKED EVERYONE OUT SO IM GONNA PLAY MY GAMES AND LIE AND POUT WAHHHH BABY BEEDY NEEDS DAH BINKY GOO GOO GAH GAH
>>955000725oof
>>955001163Feeling insecure again? Struggling mentally?
>Demands more rules and standards on everyone here and does more about it than anyone spamming constantly.>Doesn't follow any rules and does whatever he wants If he isn't getting what he wants ever.That sort of behavior only works if you're attractive and intelligent in real life and have a big dick, you don't have any of that you're an ugly tiny penis loser, so you only fuck yourself up by doing that at the end of the day.Just fyj
>>955001212the exact same thing can be said about you troy
>>955001246hey its me adam from oregon my moms does my laundry and wipes my ass
>>955000367>1790788740640307.jpgLooks like a dog
>>955001307Parker notoriously has extremely poor taste in celebrities and copies what other people post constantly.If someone has a lot of money and they're attractive and famous, and they came in here and started posting a celebrity that Parker hated before, he would start loving that celebrityHe's an ugly shallow abusive loser.
>arguing and fighting instead of wankingFools
no easy goons
>>955001341All namefags are niggers
>>955001341drama llamas
>>955001379Namefags made this place. Get the fuck out of here you poser>>955001341Yeah, this place would be filled with awesome people having conversation and lewding, but some mentally ill guy from Canada wouldnt stop his floodingIf he's sorry ass ugly piece of shit, then everyone here has to be too I guess. Whatever his shit brain told him
can i be a nigger tooi wanna be a nigger
yay i'm a nigger now
Dumb lazy fuckers complain about how the thread isn't enough, but when somebody actually shit on the guy that is the entire reason why it's destroyed, then everyone gets all fussy
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>>955001341It's been a few days since I fapped
If you guys want this place to be good, then you need to care about it and use your brains and figure out Parker. Figure out his habits, his behavior and attack him and shit on him.Go through the archives of over a decade If you do not believe me. this guy is the worst human being on this website, and this place was the coziest place on the website and he ruined it all.I'm not making this up.
Fuck this bald ugly retard bully schizo
It's a mentally ill Canadian stranger's fault Troy is all alone and unloved.
I went back through the archives, but all I kept finding were threads of Troy spamming AI images of little boys getting liquored up with shirtless grown men.
>>955001507If parker had even half the love I still get from fam it wouldnt matterHe would still do what he does, what he is doing right nowSpamming
>>955001409You are quite wrong and gay. It was regular Anons who built it. Namefags didn't start popping up until Discord became a thing
Troy's family don't love him
>>955001659NOPENamefags were a thing when cel started on tv then moved to hereI'm not even one of the ogs but I know more than you lol eat shit
Discord started when discord became popular.
>>955001688Sauce?
I went back further through the archives, but all I kept finding were threads of Troy spamming AI images of little boys with their ass cheeks hanging out.
>>955001706I eat poop
>>955001553top 2 only for me
namefags are subhuman
I went back years through the archives, but all I kept finding were threads of Troy spamming AI images of little boys while screeching about Parker ruining this place. It's nice to see he's moved on.
>>955001706there were celeb threads on b before you retards moved over here lmao
the only namefags left here are troy, bd and jacobtard
>>955001774No, there wasn't. You don't know what you're talking about or who you are even talking about.Moot made some waifu rule about it and forced them to b n it is when cel really started
I went back through the archives, but all I kept finding were threads of Troy spamming AI images of little boys and talking about "huffing boota"?
She makes me shoot so many ropes
>>955001811yes I do ive been on b since 08 lmao. there was always generic celeb threads
All syntax, no sex
>>955001843I'm not just talking about just some nothing generic cel thread that had nobody in it what are you even replying to
It's Beady's fault Troy sat alone in front of the TV farting all weekend.
>>955001880what are you replying to, you said there wasnt celeb threads before you fucks moved over, which is just straight up not true lol.
Namefags were not just a thing from discord sorry lol. If anything all the discord stuff ruined it all which i was very guilty of
>>955001910I said namefags made this place, and then someone replied me saying they didn't even exist before discord. That was the point I was making, that it's bullshit and cel as a community didnt exist before they were moved from /tv/This place being the place it used to be wasn't just a generic place of posting celebrities. It was a community and that came from /tv/ first
I went back through the archives, but all I kept finding were threads of Troy spamming AI images of little boys while drunkenly blathering on about fried calamari like a big fat stupid pedophile.
>>955001979sure but thats not what you said
Whatever nothing celeb posting before moot made that rule, that's not what anyone is talking about when talking about celeb threads. They are specifically talking about this place and the nature of it being the community it is that is destroyed now thanks to Parker flooding for 10 years.
>>955002029I will be sure to try and be a little bit more specific for you next time so you can actually understand what I'm saying. Anyone who isn't complete retard like you can clearly figure out what I meant
>>955002033I need to take a shit. Open your fat ugly mouth, you friendless dumbass.
Thanks a lot Parker
>>955002149Best girl
>>955002193It's a cute Maisie!
TROY'S DAD
>>955002212Every Maisie is a cute Maisie!
>>954999882We need another fappening.
>>955002434You're here because this is all you have.
>>955002132
>>955002480Aryass
>>955002465wow
>>955002596
>>955002607It's like if a tranny was kinda hot
>>955002642looks nothing like a tranny
>>955002434
>>955002495slam piggie
>>955002653That'd be because she's kinda hot
>>955002682Didn't know how badly I need soft sophia
>>955002687yeah i dont really get it still
>>955002682>people always tell me I look like her>we now have almost the exact same bodywhy god do dis to me?
>>955002253Can't deny that!
>>955002744Beautiful!
>>955002696She grows on you>>955002713Cause he wanted you to take penis I guess
>>955002480>>955002495>>955002511I would eat all three of their asses in order
