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What is your opinion of Saturn?
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>>955118068
Saturn is cool but I prefer Ur-anus
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>>955118539
I cant wait until they rename it Urectum so we can end that stupid joke once and for all
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>>955118656
Just don't make me smell it.
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Hard carried by the rings
Without rings Saturn would be a worthless niggerplanet
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>>955118068
>What is your opinion of Saturn?
Gorgeous planet.
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>>955118068
it exists
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>>955118829
Yeah, we'll see about that.
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>>955118068
kikes worship it so it must be evil and shitty
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>>955118669
Second
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>>955118068
Breddy good, but I prefer Jupiter as a planet because it's closer, bigger and also has interesting moons. Just it being twice as close to the sun makes it much more likely we will go there on more missions in the future first.
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>>955118539
The planet's name is pronounced ura-nus, not ur-anus.
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>>955119770
I'm not hearing a difference
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>>955118656
Trump will probably rename it.
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>>955118068
Since Jupiter is all gas if you landed on it and lit a cigarette could you accidentally the whole planet?
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saturn. planet of restriction and discipline.
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jews worship saturn. every saturday is their day off, to worship saturn.
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>>955122510
Jupiter's atmosphere is primarily composed of 76% hydrogen and 24% helium, with trace amounts of other compounds such as ammonia, methane, and water vapor. The upper atmosphere is about 90% hydrogen and 10% helium by volume.

Hydrogen is explosive on earth when it combines with Oxygen (see Hindenburg), but with no oxygen on Jupiter to react with, the hydrogen could not ignite the same way as on Earth. In fact there's not enough oxygen to even light a lighter or match to light a cigarette on Jupiter.
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>>955118928
they said
"saturn is the most malignant planet."
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>>955118068
Jupiter blows. It should be destroyed.
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I love saturn and other planets. (I was just quoting what I heard when watching a video about "jews worship saturn" on youtube). but I feel like the "Ox" is ruled by saturn the most (people born in the year of the Ox), and the Ox stereotype is "depressed" or "workaholic"
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>>955120265
Yep! Maga Anus
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>>955118068
Huge, gassy, windy planet.
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>>955123776
But Taurus is ruled by Venus
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>>955118068
rings
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>>955118068
Has a nice ring I guess. Would penetrate.
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>>955125296
I meant people born in the year of the Ox (ruled by Saturn, not born taurus month)
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If you had a bathtub big enough and filled it with water and put Saturn in it it would float.
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I think there's something important about it that we're supposed to discover.... which is why the aliens put a Goddamn CIRCLE around it!
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Fredmasins are really Kabbalists and Kabbalists really worship Saturn. if you learn gnostic Christians first, it's really trippy. The cult of saturn is the oldest in the book, older than Egypt, people think US, UK, and Vatican are Egypt coded, no Egypt and everything else, our money, our courts, everything is Saturn coded. So the gnostics, they thought OT god was the demiurge, it makes sense bc he is a dick. Regular christians don't like gnostics but masins and kablists also think he was a bad guy but worship him anyway. Epstein has a temple to Saturn on his island, blue and white stripes. He's alive btw, they killed hillary's brother the week before and he look just enough like him. They killed palm beach pete, there was another guy with that nickname, as well as his last name, and they got rid of him and Epstein is using his nickname and his real last name, but the real original PBP is gone, he posted a video saying who he was and then got disappeared. Disney also has blue and white stripes temple for the logo and they even had snorkel trips to his island, and Maxwell did work for Disney and they are lying. Pizzagate is real, James Allefantis is really an anagram for I like kids, he's really a Rothschild. If you do any research it's all sick, all they art in the place etc.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/533532016/
ali ruyan reels on fb bush and epstein stealing all our land
ben born again rumble Jesus never called god YHWH
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>>955126277
they switched the bodies, someone got on here right before the news broke, and said that he died, but then he said wayminnit they switched the bodies
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>>955126341
They had to swap the bodies.
There would have been too much uproar if Trump pardoned him. But he might be able to get away with pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell.
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>>955126140
LULZ FR
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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whats the string
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>>955119679
so you're entirely about human utility while ignoring the weird ass storm at Saturn's north pole. what the actual fuck.
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>>955118068
>What is your opinion of Saturn?
It's an exceptionally fun object to show people in my telescope who've never seen it in real life before.
(not my pic)
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>>955120265
to America's Anus
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>>955129553
Icky!
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>>955126746
is the background shaking or am i goy?
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>>955126008
Every planet floats in space.
Your plan would also require another planet with a size and density which creates a gravitational field the same strength as Earth's, but doesn't get disrupted by Saturn's gravity.



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