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Why do American Aryan girls suck nigger cocks while the white race in the US is massively dying out and being replaced by sheet-skins?
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Because you're a pedophile
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>>955261507
why do you keep trying to re-invent the nigger wheel?
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>>955261507
> American Aryan

Good luck in life with your brain condition
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>>955261507
Obsessor is an obese babydick pedophile faggot
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Nigger obsession spam thread
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>>955265165
It's not black peoples fault you're a 5'5 virgin.
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>>955265176
>>955265165
Nice job larping lately, super believable.
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>>955265182
Holy shit virgin, do you have a life outside of spamming nigger cock here?
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>>955265195
>>955265182
Samefag, butt fuckin fag
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>>955261654
coward poster
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>>955265205
Jesus Christ now you’re talking to yourself
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>>955265195
Pathetic
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>>955265222
Wow, nice job. You finally got one.
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>>955265205
>virgin
Lmao he's already back to regurgitating insults back.

>>955265207
>Reed samefag accusation
My posts are literally 30 seconds apart, obviously it's the same person.
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>>955265385
>acts like posting on multiple devices isn’t possible
We aren’t as retarded as you obsessor
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>>955265165
For someone who's an absolute loser you come up with the funniest insults. Like if you're going to insult someone stay as far away from the body insults as possible. You're 5'5 and your body is emaciated from 4chan.

>>955265385
>>955265349
These are me.

>>955265424
>Posting on multiple devices
>Waiting for 30 second captcha for some reason
Fucking autism.
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>>955265385
Nope, just calling you what you are fuckwad.
>Spend 18 hours a day spamming nigger cock on 4chan
Obviously no time to experience the touch of a female, or shower most likely.

We all know you're a pathetic seething libtard virgin, that's why you're here spamming nigger cock early Sunday morning.

It's not rocket science anon.
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>>955265482
It's not my thread.. the same dude baits you every day.
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>>955265482
>>955265507
Me

>>955265482
>We all know you're a pathetic seething libtard virgin, that's why you're here spamming nigger cock early Sunday morning.
The irony. What's going on with your political career?
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>>955265507
>It's not my thread
Doubt

I'm not even here every day brainlet, first time back in like a week. Try harder.
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>>955265536
>I'm not here everyday
LOST
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>>955265531
Not into politics anon, but if I was surely better than yours fagtard.
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>>955265544
Is that you after you suck fat cocks all day?
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>>955265531
>Doesn't deny being a cuckcel virgin, or lack of showering.
Wew lad
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>>955265555
>>955265555
>We all know you're a pathetic seething libtard virgin
>Not into politics
Are you getting your larps confused or are you that autistic?

>>955265563
Why are you so sensitive about gays? Got something you want to tell us?
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>>955265603
I love when you regurgitate my shit back at a later time.. huehue.
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>>955265621
Mental illness
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>>955265679
Not sure what posting random phone screenshots has to do with anything, you seem either really confused or really dumb.
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>>955265726
>I can't identify what a relationship is
I wonder why. Let's see yours. Want to see all this pussy you're getting.
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>>955265749
This retard is having a meltdown, posting random phone messages screenshots.

Is this supposed to me something anon?
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>>955265826
>No response
>No you're mad now
Why do you do this to yourself? So bad and obvious.
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>>955265878
That IS my response you fucking incel.
Keep posting more phone screenshots of yourself being cringe.
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>>955265916
>My response is I have no text chains with a single emale and I don't know what a relationship is
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>>955265916
>cringe
Wait, can you coach me on this? Should I compile a scat folder or post my dick on 4chan everyday? I need your help.
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>>955265979
Why do you keep posting the same shitty phone convo? Is this some kind of retard language cucks use to communicate that I'm not fluent in?
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Jeets flooding b today
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>>955266010
Post a SINGLE pic of your cock shitlet.

I think it would be quite amusing and reveal quite a bit about whey you're here spamming nigger penis every day,
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>>955266032
Oh, nvm I get your confusion. That's what we call (on the outside world) a relationship.
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>>955266080
>calls everyone a fag
>post your cock
Nah, I'm good. The most Reed response I've ever fuck see. Lmao.
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>>955266101
What are you? 15...
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>>955266129
>Reed
ESL
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>>955266130
>Cope continues
Go on, it's funny.
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>>955266142
>I'm not Reed
>Proceeds to spell his own name correctly
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>>955266129
Baby dick confirmed.
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>>955261507
Because OP is a GAY homosexual.
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>>955266161
You're delusional bud.
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>>955266193
>>955266185
>>955266169
>No response
>Cope
You're so bad at this. What's up, the dick rate thread not going well? Is there one up?
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>>955266169
I love that you want to compare cocks on 4chan. I can say, I don't think anyone has asked me that ever.
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>>955266224
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>>955266087
It's going to be a long day of crashouts.
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>>955266267
Small dick energy
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>>955266335
OMG NO, ONE OF THOSE RANDOM POSTS WASN'T HIM. He does get laid! His dick is huge! He has a life!

I love how everytime you post this shit like it's a fucking trump card.
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>>955266362
Are you too poor to afford a PC anon?
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>>955266365
>My dick is bigger
>t. virgin
Is this your new cope?
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>>955266224
I provided a response. I said OP is a homosexual. And so are you.
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>>955266395
>I have a personal computer in 2026
>I browse a lot of 4chan
>Did I mention I have sex
Lmao let me have it
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>>955266389
Nope, just showing you that you're a delusional mental case.
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>>955266405
Shrimp dick
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>>955266417
Lmao saved. Nice.

Anyone remember playing CS and them playing rick roll over chat?
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>>955266441
I like this one, go with this from now on its even funnier than the virgin thing. Save that for the dick rate threads please.
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>>955266430
Yes anon, most successful adults can afford a PC.
Sorry you can't
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>>955266474
Don't lean into that, it doesn't help your virginity case.

I have two though. A solid Lenovo laptop and an old gaming PC from like 2014. I think it's kind of sad you think owning a PC that can browse 4chan is the sign of a financially successful adult.

I have a house lol.
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>>955266464
You could prove us all wrong right now with your phone anon.
>It has a camera
>You have a penis(if you can call it that)

You wanna sperg out over cock size all day, post it. Let us confirm how tiny it really is.
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>>955266529
So you're done with the I'm not a virgin bit? I like the competitiveness though.
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>>955266525
>I have a house lol.
100% Doubt
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>>955266551
NTA but I have a house, a computer, a laptop, AND a phone. Yeah I’m kind of a big deal.
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>>955266546

No anon, most adults don't use "You're a virgin!" as an insult because most adults have sex...

I haven't been a virgin since 2006.
How about you?
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>>955266593
>>955266551
Lmao one sec. The US Bank app doesn't allow screenshots in app.
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>>955266607
lmao ok cuck.
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>>955266568
And idk if it helps but I’m also a racist incel who think transvestites are gay men in drag and niggers are violent subhuman retards.
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>>955266607
Here anon.
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>>955266631
God dude you suck. Gloating about having a computer in 2026.
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>>955266697
Rental lol. Look forward to the cope.
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>>955266697
>DAAAD WHAT'S THE PASSWORD TO UR ONLINE BANK.

Does this involve the nigger penis posting son?
>NOOOS I SWEARS

KEK
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Lucky though, I got in before COVID. But, it's nice having $800 cash flow every month that I don't have to do shit for.
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>>955266799
No house? When do you think you'll get one?
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>>955266817
Why is no one paying attention to my gloating? I also have stuff.
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>>955266817
Nope anon, I life with your mom and she makes me tendies before I bang her anus every night.
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>>955266851
>No one pay attention
Responds
>Now it's gloating because I don't have it
Ayooo

Nigger thought he was a successful adult because he owned a personal computer.

This has been great.
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>>955266870
I love tendies, get some honey mustard. You get the dino ones?
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>>955266900
Hell yeah I do, the obsessor's mom puts out the finest for my massive dong.
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>>955266927
That's the spirit! Don't larp, own it. You are who you are Reed. Maybe I can get out a HELOC for you so you can get that leg extension surgery.
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>>955266970
Holy cope loop.
You really do believe everyone here is this reed fag don't you?

Wow
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>>955266970
>dont larp
>dont be anonymous
>we know you!
You gatekeepers are fucking retards, there are still more anons here that dont participate in your reddit level groupie bullshit. Sorry youre afraid to just be an anon.
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>>955266804
But you dont get that, youre still homeless and i bet you wish your mom would let you back in her apartment.
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>>955266996
>Cope loop
Dude I love that you're using all my stuff. So rent free. But before you say that you know you can't get owned in the thread like 5 times. Before you post, take two seconds and ask yourself does this make sense.
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>>955266970

Is this Reed in the room with us right now anon?
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>>955267031
What in the fuck are you even on about you fucking nonce?

Are you trying to imply you own the phrase "Cope loop" lol?
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>>955267039
>>955267030
>>955267011
Dude gets so mad when you call him Reed. Dude you're so obvious, stop using the same phrases when you do it.

The autism is almost untenable. I'd fucking die to see you in a conversation with a female.
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>>955267076
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>>955267092
OMG NO. ONE OTHER PERSON SAID THE SAME SHIT. Everything is null and void!!! Nooo.

I love how you get so triggered about the Reed thing for someone who isn't him. Makes you more upset than black penises.
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>>955267076
>people say similar things in an echochamber when they are daily posters but im an expert at picking them out
Dailys do that, but we still arent a part of your gay little josh club, get bent gatekeeping logfaggot.
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>>955267092
Quantum Reed'ing
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>>955267116
Holy shit wait that's ironically funny considering Reed posts his dick all the time. Full circle.

This thread was full of peak autism and cope. No gf, no house, but does have a PC. Tell us about your computer.
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>>955267116
Youre misunderstanding the point of us calling you a gatekeeper. You think its ok that you know other anons by name. That makes you a reddit fag and a namefag. Which are both historical cancer on 4chan. Kill yourself groupie.
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>>955267117
100 percent. This place is an echochamber but you literally have the same behavior.. I don't think you get how obvious it is.
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>>955267146
How obvious what is? My name is jake if you have to know, but thats why it says anonymous because its none of your business who i am, why do you care?
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>>955267143
Yeah I don't care about 4chan that much lol. Ok, you're not Reed. And the guy whos always in Reeds threads that defends him while Reed convienently disappears isn't Reed either. Shit always makes me lol.
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>>955267116
>Retard is butthurt he got called out on being a schizo who thinks everyone is some random faggot and got proven wrong.

KEK
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>>955267168
From State Farm?
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>>955267175
>the guy
Youre a retard if you think that /b/ is the only board on 4chan or even the board with the most traffic. Youre the perfect stooge for the gatekeeping clubs, do you post in the /mlp/ "fluffy" threads also?
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>>955267187
>I'm not Reed
>Spazzes out about not being Reed for the next 50 posts
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>>955267200
No, state mandate insuance for DUIs
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nigger dick spammer meltdown imminent
>Get the popcorn ready boyos
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>>955267246
Who wants to stick around for that, you some kind of faggot or something?
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>>955267222
Lmao so heavily invested in 4chan. Sites trash.
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>>955267227

Tell us again how we are all this dude you have a crush on named Reed anon. It's such a great love story!
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>>955267246
Reed larping in this thread so hard lmao.
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>>955267270
Ok you're not Reed. Everyone loves Reed, aryan master race, bwc, etc.
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>>955267254
Yet here you are, proving my point that youre a tourist from reddit who thinks this is the first time 4chan users have dealt with faggots like yourself
Nobody cares about you here
Nobody wants to know you
Nobody needs to
Welcome to 4chan.
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I am the real Reed.
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Fucking 60 posts "randomly" going apeshit about how they're not Reed.
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>>955267271
Is the logfag in here too?
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>>955267296

No, I'm THE REAL REED,
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>>955267307
Who is Reed? Some internet celebrity?
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>>955267296
>>955267307
>uh oh guise they know i have a crush on reed
Better just double down about how reed is here driving you crazy huh?
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>>955267292
God I can't imagine being this invested in 4chan.

>>955267296
REED. HARD AF.
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>>955267307
Reid confirmed.
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>>955267324
No, its the wooden part of wind instruments neccessary to cause the right airflow
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>>955267332
4chan is just like any other social media platform. Were you born yesterday?
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>>955267309
>is the guy who spams the most on 4chan in this thread

>>955267328
>>955267324
>still going
Really crashing out after that virgin, house and PC thing aren't you?
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>>955267332
>i cant imagine being this invested
Its why youre a homeless faggot that beats your mom vincent, you had reddit nigger written all over you from day 1
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>>955267359
>its just one guy
Haha, this is kind of funny to watch the tables turn for you.
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Post more brags about having a phone AND a bank account nigger dick spammer. That shit was funny.
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>>955267373
That's an affirmative. Seethe continues.

Wait so where are we on the whole Reed situation? I need more unique users invested in some guy nobody knows.
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>>955267400
>bank account
>with a 3.5 percent interest
LOST
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>>955267403
>im clocking in some time today
My shits nearly finished so good luck.
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>>955267417
You cant expect a neet to know what a mortgage is.
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>>955267433
True.
>Checking account with 3.5 interest rate
>Become the Rockafellers with this one simple hack!

Been a good thread. Had some lols. About to have an espresso and watch my QB re-aggravate his hamstring.
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Is reed the guy who makes these retarded spam threads or something?
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>>955267462
No, he's the guy who always posts his dick on 4chan. He samefags a lot, some mod doxxed him supposedly. There's a surprising amount of lore.

Reed post your dick real quick.
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>>955267488

Sounds kinda gay.
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I didn't even know he had a thread up this whole time. Holy shit haha.

>>955246903
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>>955267506
See
>>955267514
You'll get some lore, on our 5'5 bwc prince.
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Reed and the nigger dick spammer are one in the same. There is zero chance any real person is this delusional or stupid. It's all him trying to drum up his own brand.
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>>955267554
Nah, OP isn't even here. OP posts the same threads every day and then usually leaves. I'm the one that spells his name wrong.
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>>955266362
It's 8 in the morning and saaar is already losing his mind kek.
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>>955267576
Sure Reed, we believe you.
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>guys I'm not Reed
>nobody's Reed
>all the posts abruptly stop
Unreal how bad he is at this.
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>>955267607
Reed does have his own brand. Hey man, I'm a Reed enjoyer through and through. For all his autism, delusion and virginity.. he is a 4chan goat.
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>>955267554
This actually makes the most sense here after reading the thread.
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>>955267653
Nah, logfag is his own thing. Logfag doesn't get baited like Reed does. Logfag just wants to watch the world burn.
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>>955267647
One in the same spammer. We know who you are now.



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