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How do you get a girl like this?
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You a need a spatious car, rope and chloroform.
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>>955276421
meant legally
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>>955276357
Just be rich and have a big dick
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Why would you want that vapid thot? You have better sex with your hand. I’ve fucked girls like that (regrettably) and have learned they just lay there … it’s boring as fuck. Fleshlights are equally as boring but at least they don’t talk or whine. Get a hot chick with some personality - one expression says it all, man.
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mid at best
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>>955276357
Idk but I want her big feet on my face
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>>955277777
Based
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>>955277777
Wasted quints.
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>>955277915
That’s just like, your opinion, man.
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>>955277710
basically for this >>955277777
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How do you get sex as someone that never had sex, always denied at parties, ridiculously square shaped facial features and shitty hair. Literally no jawbone , nose, crooked gait. In other words, what's the best rope for the hangman's noose
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>>955278136
Just make sure it’s sturdy enough to hold your weight. Also, be sure to work the math correctly for the “long drop”. If the drop is too short, you’ll spend 5 minutes suffocating - painful way to go. If the drop is too long your head pops off. Probably painless, maybe, if your spine snaps first. If not, lots of tearing and ripping as you come apart at the neck. That’s gotta hurt.
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>>955278136
Just stop being a fag and find your looks match. The pussy of a 3 and a 10 feel exactly the same. The 3 will probably be more enthusiastic because she has something to prove.
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>>955278534
the pussy of a 3 is probably someone fat as fuck. Someone who's a 10 has a perfect body. It feels waaaaaay different
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looks meh
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>>955278599
Virgin hands clearly typed this. First of all, there are skinny 3s, they're called plain Janes. Secondly, fat bitches actually have great pussy because of all of the cushion. You can pound them as hard as you want, unlike skinny bitches. And the fat broads I've been with have surprisingly tight cunts for whatever reason.

Plus they give great head because they love to please and they love to eat. Just get a nice little slampig, not a fucking whale.
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>>955278807
Also, it's just easier to bust a nut when the chick is with a pretty face, nice tits, ass, feet etc
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>>955278534
Looksmatch? Id rather stay a virgin tbh fam
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>>955276357
Just be Chad.
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>>955278896
Yeah but there are some fat bitches with cute faces and nice tits
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>>955278896
Then you're no better than those mid girls pining over Chad
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>>955278959
Picky
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>>955279284
Absolutely right observation!
Look at the first answer: “You need a spacious car, a rope, and chloroform.”
And add a basement with a hidden steel door where you lock the girl up for a month until she reaches the desired weight.
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>>955279577
Yeah but most anons here would make some serious easily avoided mistakes within that month
she'd get away and they'd get v&
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>>955279763
Mhmm
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>>955279763
It doesn't matter.
This is just a provocation anyway.
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>>955279332
By the description of this post >>955278136, I'm assuming Anon is sub 3/10. I can't imagine looks matching in this situation



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