What is the sexiest dog breed and why?
You already posted it
>>955330869I would say this one and the husky.
>>955331589I also like the great dane, but really only because of their size.Somebody should work working on a breeding program for a dane sized German shepherd
>>955331755>dane sized German shepherdWhy is no one working on this yet
>>955330869Best looking dog is the doberman, but for what I have in mind, English mastiff
>>955333471The Doberman is the dog equivalent of the Google image search results for "skinny twink boy"
>>955333577Maybe the faggy American version. The European doberman is better
>>955333882>The European doberman is better.In what way?
>>955330869Malinois German shepherd border collie Siberian Husky... and the little guys Jack Russells for sure
>>955334475Bigger, more muscular and less twink like
>>955334930I see.
Me.
>>955333471>for what I have in mindAnd what's that?
>>955335936Post paws
Why do White women love fucking dogs so much?
>>955331589Husky x2
>>955339471Because we fuck them how they should. Have you ever seen a white man fuck. Everything about it is cringe. Idk how white women enjoy sex with white men. Yall dont even know how to long dick dem.
Huskies are too small/don't weigh enough
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>>955341490What the hell are you talking about?
>>955331755>>955333237Why isn't a whole new dog breed being created just for sex appeal? Humans should create a porn dog breed.
>>955343989I almost shudder to think how this will look like…
>>955344238>I almost shudder to thinkFrom ecstasy, i hope>how this will look like…Do tell.
>>955343989horrible idea
>>955344448We already domesticated animals for all sorts of tasks, work and companionship, so why not a sex machine
>>955344399>From ecstasy, i hope…yes, actually..>Do tell.Well, I’m assuming it’ll take more of an anthro-like look, shorter snout, larger eyes, much shorter yet much softer hair, male having more musculature definition while females being more curvy and feminine definition, genitals far more easily seen… but, idk, I could be very wrong about this.
>>955341490I don't know anon I've seen alot that says otherwise
>>955344633You are right on the money. Let's add small or tiny tail, a long slobbery tongue, barely any hair just enough to be shiny and come in different colors. Though anything too fancy would distract from the focal point. Should it have floppy or pointy ears?
>>955344987I think there’s merit for both, though sharp ears tend to show more emotionality, especially with the more expressive larger eyes.
>>955345041So pointy ears, we should breed them to stay relatively clean or easy to clean so porn sluts can tongue fuck their ear holes as a prelude.
>>955345104Okay, this conversation has officially become too dangerous for me.
This is now a spiderman thread.
>>955331589>the huskyMany such cases.
>>955345202Wanna continue elsewhere? >.>
>>955345284>>955345104>>955345041>>955344987>>955344633go back to /an/, you've broke containment.internet poisoned af
>>955330869>>955331589Oh most definitely the husky. My cousin (f) has a husky (also f) and she’s so cute and fluffy with those pretty blue eyes. I have a huge crush on my cousin too, so I often fantasize about fucking both her and the dog.
>>955345442And where do retards like you congregate? /gif/, alongside all the blacked and tranny threads? Or /hm/?
>>955345262Got a link to this video by chance?
>>955346183Nevermind I got it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1HI8UHf61M
>>955346254Ohh, THAT video. I thought you meant.. nvm..
german shepherds and huskies are the most beautiful in terms of fur pattern and skull shape n all thatbut great dane because they notoriously have the biggest fattest cocks
>>955346359I wouldn't mind the other ine tbqhwym8
I surprised that there's only two imageboards for animal discussion.
>>955346654Why? Should there be more?
>>955346700Yeah
>>955346897Why for?
>>955337585Exactly what you're thinking I have in mind
>>955330869Your mother. She's tied up in my backyard right now.Arf arf.
>>955348836Damn, I haven’t heard an Eminem song in ages..
>>955337585>>955348795Well, it probably is what you're thinking anyway... unless it isn't lol
My first dog was a mixed-breed german shepherd, great dog! but later i have a Husky to both males is difficult decide who was better.
>>955330869If I'm not allowed to just say Interior Alaskan Wolf I'll sayCzechoslovakian wolf dogwolf/gsd mixes and husky/gsd mixes are also incredibly hot most of the time
Hey, what's going on in this thread?
>>955349436Then it officially goes to the one who numbed your asshole the most after the pounding.
>>955350237You can ski with dogs now?
>>955330869Any dead one. It won't eat,drink,piss,shit or bark.
>>955352982Yes you can
>>955354101That's pretty cool
>>955355137Not as cool as doing other things with them
>>955330869
>>955355915Such as?
Australian Shepherds.
>>955357825Well, I'd play fetch and walk them and roughhouse with them. Id also watch them do other stuff too IYKWIM
Baby I’m a dog I’m a mutt. What’s the rush.
Women love huskies
>>955360630Tune
>>955330869get off my incel board, ms foid.
>>955358855>Australian ShepherdsTell us about them.
>>955364485They have enormous amounts of energy and endurance
>>955364753I see. Anything else?
>>955366083Well, the videos I’ve seen shows them to be very enthusiastic, considerate, and persistent lovers.
>>955368207Lovers. I like that word.
>>955368207What kind of videos?
Newfies. Fluffy tanks
>>955330869"Cock"er Spaniel
What’s wrong with Y’all folks?Fucking Greyhounds yesterday, today & tomorrow.
>>955370892Lol
>>955330869Australian Cattledog
>>955375085This should include average dick and knot size
>>955374417Who is she?
>>955369181Oh, you know, random vids found in odd places.
>>955375275And there should be one for all dogs
Poodles, according to my step-d...
>>955330869The English bull terrier. Because it just is
>>955376821Odd places?
>>955376821Where does one randomly stumble across said videos?
>>955381154Imageboards or just the videos?
????
>>955381154Sadly, you don't really stumble across those videos anymore, you have to look for them
>>955382119That’s weird.. I stumble across them all the time.
>>955382274Lucky you. The last one I stumbled across one was probably 2 or 3 years ago. I remember a time where they'd occasionally turn up on mainstream sites
Big dogs need more love.
>>955383551Agreed
>>955375275Shepherds have a large knot and a medium cock, while huskies have a small knot and a large cock
>>955389944How about female GSDs and Huskies?
Definitely great dane. Buddy and I fooled around with his female when we were teens and she was in heat…. That was a good summer lol
>>955390256Shepherd female knot is very wide. Husky female knot is like a golf ball
>>955390256The female husky is very good at sniffing and snuggling, but not so long tongue like the Shepherd
Any real woman ITT that lost her virginity with a dog? Share your story
definitely welsh corgis. just look at their asses; absolute thirst traps. 10/10 would fuck one
