Rejoice! Rejoice! Waifu thread!Rules:>love your waifu>post your waifu>claim your waifu>no stealing waifus>one laifu, one waifu>lewdniggers and erpfags get sown into bags and thrown overboard>have funQOTT: Your waifu had a bad day, how do you cheer her up?
Waifu.
>>955385280Ice Cream.Or something sweet in general.
>>955385743I fucked up. Wasn't a manga cover, wasn't official. Didn't have nakano's black hair. I have commited a shamefur disprey, my clan has rost arr honour.>>955385845Does she canonically love ice cream? Does she draw a lot of it?
>>955385933Through external sources (I fucking hate external sources so much holy shit) we know that she likes pancakes and hates bitter medicine (same), so she likes sweet shit, and theres no kid on Earth that doesnt like ice cream, so its always a safe bet.
pixel pixie
>>955386210Ah so NOW you post regularly again huh.
>>955386274really makes you think>pelm arrowny
>>955386057External sources like extra non-vidya content? Devs shitposting on twitter?Fucking everyone loves pancakes and hates bitter medicine. Except like DXM addicts. They still love pancakes though I bet.I figure eskimo kids probably ain't fond of ice cream>>955386210What's in the booooox
Wife!
>>955386380Youre very fucking gay by the way.You have to wonder what the fuck happened there to put a P instead of an R.>>955386421Former, FF games often have an Ultimania after they release, its a guide with developer commentary on it, and of course, nothing of what is said there is in the games themselves, and they are Japan exclusive, so you have no fucking way of knowing they exist unless youre balls deep in this mess of a franchise, let alone whats in them.I actually dont like pancakes actually, they are too sweet.I live in a perpetually hot country and I like tea, so that argument doesnt work.
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>>955386421uhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhdrugs or maybe candy>>955386614You're inferring too much as usual.Why don't you just fix it?
If you don't want to be called trans why take photos in dresses? Just saying most men don't paint their nails unless they're actors or in a costume contest. What did you expect?
>>955386446Cute chubby wife deployed to Iraq.>>955386614So a mix of both, devs shitposting in non-vidya content.Are there translations available or is it like ancient texts where there's only vague ideas of what the text is about in english?You can just add less sugar, or do what we do is put meat, cottage cheese or mushrooms or somethiny in them, and boom, they're just a delicious wrapping for a non-sweet food.I remember wanting to try I think it was rye flour pancakes. I ended up with fried crumbly flour slop. A prison wouldn't serve something so bland.I just imagine an eskimo kid wading through the snow for hours in the cold wasteland with nothing but snow around him for miles and miles to come back to his warm home to see his mom cooked him milk-snow. I can't imagine any reaction outside of "you've got to be fucking kidding me"Winter camping had me in a mood where I would not have wanted ice cream.>>955386913Why not both? Gobstopper with fent
>>955386913So I am correct.I really dont like editing other peoples work, feels wrong, Ive only done it once and that stills weights on me.>>955387259If theres translations I havent bothered, I already know what I need to know from it.I hate cooking. And I dont make them, my sister does, but yeah, when she makes them less sugary they are decent.Humans are incredibly picky, you get them to the hell on Earth that is south america and you will see him crying to be taken back to his home planet, or at least about being given some flavored snow to have.Cant relate, havent seen snow in my life.
>>955387259An eightball of cocaine and some pixie sticks.>>955387454Actually the opposite is trueSo you would rather your waifu go around being called Pelm?
>>955387728Oh really? Elaborate.No, here is her name writter properly.
Original ice cream is actually ok pick up snow add some milk and vanilla extract with a bit of sugar. Might catch a crazy virus though now since pollution is everywhere.Old recipes from ancient times suck most of the time since they were for calorie intake to make what was available edible and not for enjoyment take blood soup or spoiled meat pies for instance really anything from europe was horrible.
>shane eats yellow snownot surprised
>>955387454What if there's more Relm knowledge?I also hate cooking, but the no bitches situation is severe, and starving sounds bad.I'll take a very reasonable position that neither extreme cold nor extreme heat is good. Latvia wins again, latgalian masterrace, superpower by 2030Haven't seen snow? I thought you guys had plenty of cocaine?Y'all niggers got mountains?>>955387728Speedball and werther's originalsWouldn't anzu be too lazy to aquire drugs?
>>955387774Instead of being correct you are actually incorrect due to me being a straight heterosexual man with a female waifu (also heterosexual) and while my posting here at the same time as you may seem like homosexual manlove to you, I assure you I do not want to, as the kids say, "clap them cheeks"I see you've been accumulating new pictures in your time off.>>955387967She would probably just make producer-san get them for her.
>>955387967Relm is a tertiary character in the fucking game buddy, you get rid of her and the game LITERALLY stays the same minus 1 thing, I literally know all there is to know about her, if theres something extra, its so obscure its not even on the Ultimania.If I had money I would eat the same thing every day, and dinner and get breakfast outside, alas, I am fucking broke.Eastern Europe seems like a worse shithole than 75% of Latin America, that shits terrible.Wrong shithole, russianfaggot.Having mountains doesnt guarantee snow, the coldest region of the country gets a very fine layer of ice on its body of waters and nothing else. With the global warming I dont even know if they get that anymore, gramps reported he had fucking HAIL when he was young, maybe there WAS snow at some point.>>955388101>female waifuCouldnt you phrase that any other way.That picture is literally older than your entire Anzu folder, that is one of my most ancient images. On a separate note, I HAVE been hoarding new shit, TOO MUCH, in fact. Anzu my unsorted folder is the same size as my main folder, I want to fucking DIE, sorting all that shit is going to be a nightmare, Im going to have so many images I might even start culling some of the ones I dont like that much depending on what happens, its crazy to think about.
>>955387854Do people piss outside so much by you like animals? Don't talk to me you tranny faggot dudes who dress up and paint their nails like women should kill themselves instead of just feeling like they should.
>>955388503>its okay if its dog pisslollmao
>>955388465child waifu?Maybe you've just never posted it before. Oh boohoo my steak is too juicy mfer. I'm surprised how big my anzu folder is (all unsorted btw)
if trandy starts spamming i'm just gonna make my own thread for halloween-esque images having no theme images is kinda boring >>955388691>No airing of dogs
oh no you'll make a threadoh no
>>955388728You gain nothing from pretending to be retarded.I have, you just have bad memory. Yes it is, I do not care, no one needs this many images, I might have the biggest Relm related image collection on the fucking world.
Stop talking to me fucking tranny you paint your nails i can post in 2 places at once also i'll just run the same shit and ruin the thread with scat and gore while paying attention to the one i just made
>>955388101I keep forgetting. Is she more of a coke cerberus, heroin hierophant, meth matador or psych praetorian?>>955388465Bitch ass games. They should release a drawing game with microtransactione for toddlers with relm as the main character. >I literally know all there is to know about herDid you know she's a shit waifu though? :)If you're homeless, every breakfast is outside, and you eat the same thing every day (beer and sandwiches). Your dreams are within reach.Depends on the shithole. Latvia is pretty good actually, life's been good overall. Everyone loves to whine about shit pay but there's McLarens and new cars everywhere on the streets, restoraunts are booked and full perpetually in the centre. It's a very middle class poverty here. Like I knew this one girl from a shit family where everyone just worked shittiest low tier jobs and they ordered big fucking 30-80 euro sushi sets multiple times a month. We have a fucking obesity problem.Damn, negro lives in south america and doesn't even get to enjoy pure white columbian for cheap. Ay carambraWell that fucking sucks. I remember reading historically there were reports of the baltic sea freezing, allowing travel on ice, shit would be so cool. We need to crank up the ACs to cool the planet.Hail can happen in warm conditions too, surprisingly. It sucks, hate hail.
>>955389268>ruin the threadoh noGoreOh noAnyway pwosting!
>>955388996I should find someone who will pay me to be retarded.That's possible, I am turning 80 this year.>>955389286probably meth to stay up all night gooning and playing rhythm games
>>955389563>probably meth to stay up all night gooningHell yeah motherfucker.
>>955389286I am going to beat you to death.Who did you ask for that information? Senko? Weird, I locked the dumpster with a big lock this time, is she looking for garbage to eat again?Wow dude, that sounds great, speaking from experience?I remember watching a documentary about that but for South America at one point, but I barely remember anything about it.I dont need drugs to function, Im weak, not a pussy.Yeah Ive heard that perpetually frozen parts of Russia are starting to melt, shits grim.Thats wack.>>955389563You will die searching.That means youre enjoying your pention and having lots of free time. Right.
ok since you want it
im eating too kinda fucks up my appetite but whatever
my food was delicious
>>955389831Yes, I just bought some property in the back woods of the appalachian mountains where I will be retiring with Anzu and our 7 children where I can shitpost all day every day.>>955390065Ok you win stop posting poop now
>shane eats poopoo>admits to being gay>is fat with bitch tits>bloated like a dead bodytoday has been good
>>955390127Madame loves xer poopy diapers
oh i just got asked to play a game plus pretty sure everyone is fucking off anyways they're mostly all american hours postersbesides im not trying to throw up
>>955390127Do you know who made that image?7?????????
>>955390207YesOr 6
>>955390184>Literally eating a turdkek
>>955390272Alright smart ass, who made it.Sometimes I cant tell if you really love Anzu or if you just love jerking off to her.
>>955390473the poster who once claimed chinatsuAnzu is NOT for lewd you sick freak
why not both
>>955389563Omg she's literally meDoesn't get more based than meth desuMeth with Anzu in Sneedville Tennesse, yay or nay?>>955389831I am going to beat you, in a game of checkers. And then to death. So you feel double bad as you boil in excrement in hell where bad checkers players go.What information? The diet of the homeless? Or are you coincidentally on a hobo diet?>Wow dude, that sounds great, speaking from experience?Yes I own 5 Maybachs, 3 mansions and I wake up every day to 15 concubines sucking my gargantuan penis at the same time. Love this country.Documentary about obesity, prosperity>lul prosperity in south americaor cocaine? Drugs are not for functioning, usually they're for the exact opposite. Being cool and not a dweeb.Speaking of weak, been training? You swole yet?Yeah, R.I.P. permafrost. On the upside the landslides are revealing ancient frozen soil and shit. It's pretty cool.
>>955389831lmao
>>955390653I see. I assume he was also the one that made this one. He had potential, its unfortunate to see how he ended up.>>955390680That is incredibly specific.I- whatever, Im too tired for this shit.Damn really.About how poor people are the biggest spenders.Imagine folding before peer pressure, imagine doing drugs.This year has been such a nightmare, that I havent, no, Im just too tired dude. Next year looks rough too.Yeah and with them ancient viruses and plagues that were sealed for a reason.>>955390977What is so funny.
>>955390653>Anzu is NOT for lewd you sick freakI need sleep, I forgot answering to this.Anyways that doesnt stop you from doing anything.
>>955390680You're also cute, blonde, and lazy?Sadly I can't sneed...>>955391083>how he ended up???????????>>955391132I'll hear no more of your insinuations
>>955391217There was a lot of drama relating to him and he was not a very stable person mentally speaking.I still remember when you came here initially by the way, those are less insinuations and more facts.
>>955391361I seeAm I an oldfag yet?
>>955391083I just had that one rabbi on my mind. Seen the clips where he's like "6 billion idol worshippers have no right to live" and shit?I'll just assume your dream diet is beer and sandwiches. Can't blame you.>About how poor people are the biggest spenders.Yeah, kind of. That's why a lot of people remain somewhat poor despite earning good money. No bro it wasn't peer pressure bro I really wanted to inject heroin laced with gasoline of my own volition because I'm cool like that.Damn bro. Why the next year looking bad? More big projects planned ahead?Hoping for a based plague to come in and stop the migrants for coming in to europe. Bonus points if the disease targets overcrowded indian apartments moar.>>955390653139? She's taller than Senko?Senkobros....>>955391217No I'm about the same height (5'11)Not even a little?
>>955391083the filename
>>955391531No one here is an oldfag, you never become one.Go to sleep.>>955391681No, but hes a jew so I have no interest in even hearing what he has to say.My dream diet are cheese empanadas and strawberry juice.You jest but theres a literal drug made with shit in Africa so that thing youre describing might actually exist.University is supposed to end, and Im supposed to enter a course of some kind since I cant land a job, and this year there are so many things I have to deal with that I might have for the first time delay the halloween drawing if I cant catch a break.You will die all the same.I was hoping you still didnt have that image. What must it happen for you to delete it.
>>955391902Whats so funny about truth.Now post your waifu.
>>955391681>heightmogged by fucking Anzuit's never been more overNope. Cunny is now illegal worldwide I'm afraid.>>955391903Can't believe I'm gonna die a newfagYou're not my mother
>>955392084We are all gonna die newfags.Enjoy having to need coffee to survive tomorrow.Why did you save that frame of the video and not the ones where she actually appears.
>>955392326Don't forget at least three energy drinksWho knows
>>955392530Youre going to die by 40.YOU saved it dumbass, YOU know.
>>955392598That gives me a couple more years of being a pain in the ass
>>955391903He's a pretty funny guy. Absolutely demented.>cheese empanadasYou were this close to perfection. This close. Cut the cheese, add some beef and onion, boom, shit will make white tears of joy run down your legsI don't think I've had just straight up strawberry juice. Definitely not natural kind. Sounds delicious though.Lmao you talking about jenkem?Why can you not land a job? Not enough jobs? The halloween drawing news are devestating. I need to quickly learn to draw anime girls just in case.Good. Fuck my incel nigger chungus life.Too bad. I thought it was lost when my drive failed and that I'd have to dig through the archives but I found some of your drawings that I had saved on my phone aswell.>>955392084At least Senko's lighter, I can call Anzu a fat sow.Just go into politics, problem fixed
>>955392657Why are you like this.>>955392807Cheese is the vanilla flavor of empanadas, and I fucking love vanilla.You should, normal ass strawberries without any weird additives are amazing.Yeah, that shit, literally.No one fucking hires me and at this point I dont know why. Learn how to draw at all.What the fuck.Cringe.
>>955390404>never had a steak sandwich in his lifeyea i know you only eat breakfast you eat fucking waffles and shit for dinner. Also stop trying to talk to me you fucking tranny
>>955391951I'm so tired I'll try tomorrow
>>955392999Trips of cheese. You winEmpanadas are turnovers. A food so abundant across cultures that it's a category of pastry.Come to think of it there was one time I accidentally made strawberry cider. I bought a fuckton of strawberries, they were all sitting in a big bowl, seeping the juice and water down, didn't wash the bowl right away and come one day to a smell of hooch. Should have tried it in retrospect, could have been good.Yeah I used to do it but then my garloid died, I was using his poop for jenkem since it was a bit more potent.Got your resume looking nice and all? Underselling yourself maybe?I do have some drawing ability, I can draw real life things relatively ok, as long as they're not spherical. Fuck spheres. Drew a seija for seijafags birthday, it was pretty okay I think. For me at least.You should not be surprised by now.
>>955393206You wont do shit, like always.Im too tired to argue.>>955393458Its so wild seeing people from fucking eastern EU talking about that, I thought empanadas were a Latin America thing, now Im wondering where they even came from.Or it could have poisoned you and killed you.I fucking hate you.I got hired twice with it, the resume is not the issue.Get better.I fucking despise you NIGGERS and your refuse to get rid of my old shit when I offer you something newer and better. Fuck you all.Im fucking off.
>>955393004I just made some ovaltine.
Damn that assss phat. I said ya girl as far nigga lol
>>955393629I mean, empanadas are the spanish variant, but the idea is literally just folding flat dough over. It's as old as the concept of dough. It originated with fire and flour. Probably mesopotamia.Prob not, iron stomack. Very heavy but practicalHuehuehueh.Fair enough. I guess just unlucky.Wilco. Some day when I have the time.That's not how it works lul why would I throw away a perfectly good drawing just because I have a new improved one? I can have them all and be even richer in Senko images. AND it pisses you off, what's not to like?
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