New fluffy thread. Please do not respond to the Russian not posts. Questions asked about the lore, the fandom, and general "I don't understand, what's happening here" are bait.
>>955397815Anyone got the second half of this one? The next pic showed the Babbeh after being thrown outside and is hiding from a real Munstuh.(Cat)>>955407334I was in the thread that this was made in. Wolfram asked for names and he picked the ones he liked. I named Mortanius, after the Necromancer from Legacy of Kain - Blood Omen.
>>955412694>I was in the thread that this was made inliving /b/ history right then. I was wondering why that name for a fluffy foal
>>955412694I have you covered
>>955413560I love that one so much.
>>955413166thanks based Anon.
>>955414386I like the almost gentle nature of it. You can see the moment the heart breaks using nothing more than words and its own innocence to turn joy into despair.
>>955412651>>955412588>>955413560>mAnon, please stop saving the resized mobile versions of pictures when you're going to repost them. Remove the m at the end and change the file type to .png (most of the time) to make them be the full size uploads you save.
There's a guy on Fluffy-Community who has a 43 GB backup of the old Booru and he refuses to link to it. Even more galling is that he refuses to actually download it either because he "doesn't want that kind of stuff on his computer". He's been hemming and hawing since Sunday about it and I wish he'd just fucking link it so someone can actually secure it as a backup.
How many ass cheeks are on this call. The guy told you everything let it go stop being creeps.
>>955416999Top tier faggotry, he's probably full of shit
>>955416999this mega has at least some part of the old booru mega nz/ folder/ k85xWLjR#o5KIjnDDXv5gLb-j38rT4Q
>>955417145Yeah that's kinda what I'm thinking at this point tbh but I really want to be proven wrong.>>955417197Oh yeah, I already have all that but thank you! 43 GB would represent an INSANE amount of content. More promising is that it includes stories apparently, which almost none of which were backed up.
>>955417249Like as someone who greatly prefers fluffy stories to fluffy art, I'd be so damn happy to have a backup of stories from the Booru, even a partial one.
>>955414850Of course
>>955417355someone should remake this with an abuse smell station, shit, rotten eggs etc
>>955416999>claims to have 43GB of the old booru>won't share it>won't download itI think he's full of shit and probably just blueballing the people there. In fact he might be the pedo spammer, reaching out for new people to anoy
Been hunting for stuff not yet in the catalogue, and saw this among the many other affronts to God. I laughed. I feel retarded for laughing, but I did anyway.
>>955416999>>955418306No reason to believe them until literally any evidence is shown.Nobody is monstrous enough to reduce me to scouring reddit for fluffy to repost here.
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I like the interpretation that there's so fucking many, but it's hard to square with the idea of expensive breeders.
I've found this piece, and it's similar to Forth Horseman and Mcgonnagal (not spelling either right), but I can't find them listed alongside either of them.
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>>955418186I would love that! Does anyone else have any more pillowfluff "smell stations"?
>>955419478It’s McGonagall. The text gives it away, plus that image has been floating around for a decade
>>955418306>>955417145>>955416999Found my own copy of it. Neat! Will post later after I virus scan it all etc
This one was pretty hard to write in a fluffy pov>be Pumpernickell>bestest spud-pony>am round like dirt-apple, hab crunchy broon fluff and mud-brush on hed>daddeh look at Pumpernickell wif long face ebry day>daddeh say: 'Why do you look like a root vegetable that gained consciousness?'>Pumpernickell no unnerstan big wuds, but know sound pretty>gib daddeh da happy poopies on rug to show luv>daddeh screm like babbeh, gib red face>must gib munsta-hug to mak daddeh stop cryin>clim up daddeh leg wif sharp-sharp hooves>daddeh yell: 'GET THE POTATO OFF ME, IT'S CLAWING MY ARTERY!'>takkies-takkies to da kitchen, smol tummeh rummblin>see big shoiny mirrur on da wall>das anudda potato-friend! am hansum boi>giv da glass-friend a big mlem>TUNK>smol hed hurt, see brites and sparklies>daddeh pick up Pumpernickell by da scruff, sigh deep-deep sigh>daddeh muttah: 'God I love this stupid tuber.'>frien! daddeh lubs da spud!>eats shiny floor-bug to celebrate
>>955417442Could actually be a valuable retraining tool for obese fluffies and the gluttonous fuckrats that constantly scree and kick for more food
>>955412651shit looks like it was made by peta lmao
>>955418931What exactly is the point of foals in a can
>>955422560They could be bought from vending machines.I imagine HasBio came up with the idea to make money off of sub-par foals.
>>955412588People who enjoy this stuff are devoid of a soul.
>>955422942Define soul
>>955422942you're on /b/, retard. Nobody here has a soul
hewwo? is this fwuffy?
>>955419388>I like the interpretation that there's so fucking manySame
>>955422978A type of negro music.
>>955421424I’m pretty sure this has been floating around already but good shit nonetheless. More backups of the same content is not a bad thing.
>>955423944Ah, then, indeed. People in this thread most likely do not listen to black music.Astute observation. Good job.
>>955425265Think nothing of it, my good fellow.
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>>955423468Sold mine for a bag of chips five years ago
>>955426450That was a good deal!
>>955419388Same as rats. You can open your drain and get ten thousand for free. Or you can go to a pet store and get the $1.00 ones for snake food. Or you can get the really expensive, fancy ones (dunno how much are those).I don't know if it was ever established canonically, but many had agreed that the fluffy and the rat had equivalent reproduction cycles. Rats ultimately have the edge due to heir larger litters, but it balanced out because of infant mortality, cannibalism, and shorter lifespan.What's a fluffy's lifespan, by the way? Last time I checked, it was 8 years.
How fast do you think fluffies can run? Their chubby limbs don't look very mobile even at a healthy weight. They're not predators but they don't have any of the natural defense mechanisms of prey animals so they're fucked. Stray fluffies are basically free food for any wild animal faster than a cockroach
>>955426784>What's a fluffy lifespanI asked this question a few threads ago and answers varied but common consensus was shorter than 10 years because they're sexually mature at only 2 months
>>955426821Toddler speed. So 3-4 mph sprint.
>>955426673Not really. The chips were stales -.-
>Be me>Own a fluffy pony named Pumpernickell>He literally looks like a sentient russet potato with four toothpicks for legs and a little tuft of dead-looking grass glued to the top of his head>He has the IQ of a wet piece of cardboard and his favorite hobby is staring blankly at the wall for four hours straight>Love the little retard>Today, Pumpernickell is doing his usual routine>Sitting on the living room rug, vibrating slightly, making a noise like a dying refrigerator ('Squeee... squeee...')>Suddenly, his tiny black beaded eyes lock onto the baseboard>He stops vibrating>His little potato ears perk up>He has detected... The Enemy>I grab my coffee and watch>Pumpernickell does the iconic 'pounce' which just means he falls sideways onto his face, gets back up, and waddles over with maximum determination>He reaches the baseboard and starts aggressively sniffing a crack in the drywall>I look closer>Oh god>It’s a Brown Recluse>Venomous necrotic nightmare spider, chilling right next to my potato’s face>Me: 'Pumpernickell, no. Bad potato. Back away.'>Pumpernickell ignores me, completely high on microplastics and carpet lint>He opens his mouth—which is basically just a pink slit in his potato body—and does a little nom>He actually scoops the spider off the wall with his lips like a vacuum cleaner swallowing a stray Cheerio>I freeze>Did my idiot pet just eat a medically significant arachnid?>Is my fluffy pony about to die of necrotic flesh-eating venom?>Will I have to explain to the vet why my potato melted from the inside out?>Pumpernickell sits back on his haunches>His eyes cross slightly>He makes a weird gurgling sound: '*Bleh.*'>He shakes his potato body violently, like a wet dog>The tuft of hair on his head stands straight up, giving him a powerful anime protagonist vibe>I wait for the seizures>I wait for the swelling>I wait for him to turn into Spider-Man
>>955427105>Instead, Pumpernickell stands up, takes two steps, faceplants directly into the coffee table leg with a hollow *thud*, and immediately falls fast asleep, snoring softly like a tiny snoring potato>Check the baseboard>Spider is gone>Check the fluffy>Breathing normally, just drooling on the rug>MFW my genetically engineered soft-toy horse is too dumb to be poisoned by venomous wildlife and has successfully asserted dominance over my local ecosystem>Never change, Pumpernickell. Never change.
>>955426906As far as any consensus exists, they were made artificially short-lived in order to make customers buy new ones. Planned obsolescense, applied to biotech.
Last one for now, run out of ideas>Be me, owner of Pumpernickell>Pumpernickell is a brown fluffy pony that literally looks and feels like a sentient russet potato with toothpicks for legs and a little tuft of hair on top>Absolute dumbass. Zero survival instinct. Liquid for brains.>Catch him trying to eat the corner of a drywall. Again.>Stop doing that, Pumpernickell, you are a root vegetable, not a construction worker.>Drop a single tear and make sad fluffy noises ('*Squeeeeee*') because I took away his drywall snack.>Three days later, potato boy is looking rounder than usual. Maximum spherical form achieved.>Suddenly starts wailing like a bagpipes being strangled in a dryer. Tummy ache time.>Rush to the fluffy vet. Vet takes one look at the potato, sighs, and books him for emergency surgery.>Doctor comes out two hours later looking like he aged ten years, holding a metal tray of evidence.>Reads the autopsy-style recovery list:> - 1x entire unmatched left sock (argyle)> - 43 individual pennies> - Half a stapler (undigested staples still loaded)> - A plastic toy figurine of Shrek's ear> - 3 feet of dental floss> - A live beetle that was apparently giving him side-eye> - The missing TV remote battery cover>Look at Pumpernickell in recovery, shaved stomach, doped up on horse tranquilizers, still shaped like a potato.>He looks at me, blinks slowly, and shits a single pebble of alfalfa while giving me the dumbest happy smile ever>I love my idiot potato.
>>955427396>>955427105>>955422068Added them to my Adventures of Pumpernickel.txt thank you! Love your stories about the little tater
>>955426906sexual maturity is completely irrelevant in the world of fluffies. If a smarty wants gud fees, he gets gud fews. You can bitch and scream and pearl clutch all you want but that's the way it is. I don't make the rules, I just torture and mutilate shitrats for living by them.
>>955427490Thank! Originally used a randomized for the name and description and liked the name and being a round brown potato hehe
>>955427396>Half a stapler (undigested staples still loaded)what kind of stapler? if it's the kind you might find in a random office then Pumpernickell is a fucking badass with teeth of granite and iron guts
>>955427396Is his stomach a bag of holding?
HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY FIXED THE GOD DAMN FLUFFY COMMUNITY TO LOOK LIKE A BOORU AGAIN HOLY FUCK
>>955429219Do I have to login and offer up my ss# and foreskin to view abuse?
>>955429732No, but you do have to log in and opt in to the abuse tags.
>>955428595Its a potato fluffy. Worst than a goat>>955428770At this point probably
New stuff incoming
>>955429732>>955429808…so yes.
>>955426821Fluffies would never be able to run. Their normal gait is a waddle and their panic speed is a trot.
>>955430537Translation: Homosexual horse of the mountains. Homosexual horse of the mountains. No animal is safe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WpeeQNRuZk
Idea: blender models of fluffies, created by a community, which can be posed and modified by users to make their own UHQ renders or imported into unreal/unity projects and games.
>>955430537well that's definitely an ending
Do not run fwiends, fwuffy am fwuffy.
>>955434583$$$
>>955427396AI slop
>>955434583Use my meta knowledge to construct a safe room and train them with future breeding in mind. I don't know if they're from the same batch but since one is talking and the other isn't then they're reasonably slightly different in age and therefore from different mares. I try to meet their emotional needs but also establish rules and boundaries. They get gentle corrections like the sorry box. Crucially I reiterate that they are not siblings but fluffy friends. If I can get them breeding and actually taking care of their foals then I'll soon have a significant population. I start dumping herds in areas where people would chalk them up to an escaped government experiment. Even if they get tracked back to me I'll just claim I found some because I obviously don't have the resources to create them. Fluffies will be my gift to the world.
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>>955435547What fluffy sees
>>955421424Yeah this looks pretty much the same I have. Can you link mega files on 4chan? I usually lurk.
I need litter pal stuff
>>955435478Based as fuck. Fluffies ending up real would be the funniest thing in the world.
goddamn I want to kick all these foals for making smug faces
>>955434583Raise em and breed em, duh.
>>955438132Goddamn Dreamworks fluffies.
>>955434583give them enfies then wowstest hurties & forever sleepies
>>955438931$150? Highway robbery!
>>955438718I don't oppose AI, but do try to make their sizes reasonable. A fluffy half the size of the thing you posted would already be pretty huge.
>>955439475And for a puke one. I thought a high-end, super expensive designer fluffy was $65 or so.
>>955439475Maybe it's in pesos.
>>955438132Look at that face
>>955439980Any foal that gives a disinterested glance instead of desperately dancing for attention will NOT be adopted.
>>955438132these deserve kicking
>>955440026would you adopt or kick?
I don't think I would keep one as a pet but if I owned a large plot of land with a forest I'd get a herd out there and give them help in surviving.
>>955440513Suddenly, you're their forest god.
>>955438424
>>955430373I’ll say it again: a hierarchy of fluffy baby-rape makes no sense. The poopeh baby phenomenon sort of makes sense but these sort of hellgremlin shenanigans are essentially MLP-meets-crossed.
>>955440386Would adopt but be somewhat distant to. Half the enjoyment of owning a fluffy is exploiting its dependent nature by withholding things it wants and getting to relieve its tension at your leisure.
>>955441176Adorable.
>>955441023We know that the mares have no heat cycles. So, much like humans, they're mostly ready to breed whenever. This means that the male must have a sex drive and a permanent desire to quench it. However, unlike humans, they cannot masturbate, have little to no self-discipline, and very little control of their environment. So, no whores, no girlfriends, and no reason for them to think they'll ever get one.So, when they see a way to finally satiate their desires, they take it. Morality is a human invention. Other than whatever is specifically programmed into their brains due to their nature, they've got nothing. If they weren't told to specifically not rape babies (special huggies are bad for babies), then they'll do it.Evolutionarily speaking, stallions with higher sex drives are also more likely to procreate, but I'm not sure these things are even able of evolution, not being strictly animals.But there is also the point of the smarty, which are also the vast majority of the "enfie babbeh" perpetrators. Smarties, for whatever reason, tend to overwrite their programming and are nasty little shits. They don't have a need to please humans (by crapping in a box), don't look for "wub," and don't seem to be anything but unfiltered id.
God, all this hugbox shit is making me sick. I wanna see some good old fashioned AI fluffy torture to balance it out, make it real sick and heart dropping as the little bastards cry and scream for mummah as they're amputated and slowly stripped of their worthless shitpig lives!pls
>>955441485Yeah, but, override this bullshit explanation with: Fluffies are empathetic creatures. They hug and love, hurting others being anathema, outside of particularly psychopathic fluffies. So no, rape ain't the norm.
>>955441023I agree. They're genetically created to be perfectly cute and friendly and dependent. But they often end up as baby rapists? When the species is clearly very protective about their young? What? It's over edgy and weird even for the standards of Fluffy torture porn comics.
>>955441735Find me a chat that'll do gore, then.
>>955441784Yet smarties hurt others and actively seek to hurt others. And again, fluffies know that shitting in the box is good, but sometimes (often, really) fail to do it. Generally good does not mean infallible. They are also not identical to one another.There are moral failings, there are personality differences that might engage situations differently, and then there are smarties. Enough for it to happen, but not enough for it to happen constantly.We do not often hear about baby rape ourselves (well, we would if we were more attuned to sub-Saharan African news), but we're also certain that it happens. Fluffies are plentiful to the point of it being an issue. With that huge population, sometimes fucked up things are bound to happen.Dogs are empathetic creatures. They protect and love, and are undyingly loyal. And some will also eat your baby and feel nothing while they do it.
>>955441742Fluffies are fairweather moral creatures. Their willingness to consider others diminishes with stressors.
>>955439527They can't. They promt the Gay.I. to make fluffy ponies and it slops in soulless shit. Why the fuck is there six ovens? Fucking Skynet can't get anything right.
>>955440386I'd adopt all of them and torment them until they died a natural shitrat death in absolute despair and excruciating pain
New stuff incoming. The new webstie layout is much easier to use.
>>955443464Blue would never see their special friend again. They made bad poopies on the carpet and were given forever sleepies.
Thats all for now.
>>955443633Me after I chugged a delta-8 soda.
>>955413226What was the prompt?
>>955443937doodoo in toilet bowl
>>955441176Do a foal-in-a-can machine.
>>955444732and turn up the suffering for goodness sake!
Thanks for posting the Carpdime pics. He did some great hugbox. One of my favorite artists. He was good at doing sadbox too.
>>955444732*sigh*I fucking tried.
>>955444930Nah its pretty good, what was the prompt? Try doing just the machine.
>>955444930it got the gist of it, i'd say that's better than nothing lol
>>955444930Here, this one came a little better, though the creature is uglier.
>>955445425It's long as fuck. Two paragraphs of fluffy lore (which I made Grok give me), then an explanation of what I wanted.I ran out. I'll do the machine tomorrow.
>>955446090Is all that necessary? Cant you just say "vending machine full of plastic cans with (description of a fluffy) inside"? Dunno man I'm a total noob with this.
>>955430478>>955430537KEK
>>955446944Better, more detailed descriptions tend to give better results. If you don't specify something, the AI will decide on its own, and it's not always aligned with what you have it mind. It might be better, it might be worse.Models are advanced enough nowadays that you shouldn't be talking to them like a machine if you want specificity, but the same way that you're talking to me right now. Your prompt would work. Telling the machine, "get me the lore of fluffies" to make sure it understands, then using that description, then describing what foal-in-a-can is, is what gave me that image.It might not be the best way to go about it, but it's worked so far with me. In the end, not two models are alike, and the machine will try its best to give you what you want so long as it's allowed to.
They need to make cartoons like this with littlenigger babies instead of fluffys. Stuff the little monkey into a blender, tell the mother to rememberhis name, and puree the shit skin in front of her.
What a funny community
>>955445862It would take all my willpower not to shake it.
>>955449156I tell her that only her poopie babies can have a warm home, love, toys and skettis. But she can too if she gives up her pretty and bestest babies.
>>955448481lol, my thoughts exactly
>>955450547
>>955412588God sees what you're doing.
>>955450638Good. If it exists, its not something to be revered. Its a monster to be fought and destroyed.
>>955450638Good. I like an audience while I'm furiously masturbating to dead fluffies.
>>955450638are you for real? any creator of this backwater reality is guilty of 99999x worse every day for infinity
>>955446090Grok would probably work best with an autistic amount of context and aesthetic direction in a markdown file to supplement a prompt.
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I'm convinced I was sorta abusable fluffy for my family when I was young, especially to my mother who would use all methods of psychological and physical warfare on me. Any interation with my parents was like minefield stroll. Hellraiser childhood
>>955455037Narcissists with brain damage from leaded gasoline and alcohol, gotta hand it to gen X/boomers.
>>955455037these shitrat is too demanding
>>955451334How did the armless dude do any of the things that would lead up to this? Damn AI for making me think everything is AI now.
Somehow managed to convince myself to not reroll, even got a plan how to do it painlessly. Now I have memory issues, but at least nothing hurts much anymore.
>>955455809The average brony with depression.
>>955442614This is actually an interesting take that could be expanded upon better. A fluffy out in the wild mentally breaking from the stress of outdoors living becoming a smarty to cope. Also we need more smarties who hate how dumb other fluffies are.
>>955456168M8. fluffy is a mlp meme.The metal is already zet.You the dude who is gonna kill himself because of so much pain? LolLol
>>955455809Hey man, glad to hear you managed to hold off on that. Every day you're still breathing is another chance for things to get better.
>>955456168You're... Not wrong. Exploring fluffy psychology in a similar vein to Asimov exploring robot psychology could be fun and is rife with abuse and sadbox opportunities.
>>955456278>>955456366BRONIES MEET ASIMOVLMAOOOOOOOOO
>>955456193Reddit spacing. M8. Go neck yoself.
>>955441176Hopefully those are full grown micros. They still seem too large for that, though.
>>955456415mootspaxing, you suicidal.bronyFluffy threads are Brony threads, with 15 years and depression.Funniest threads on the board
>>955456426You the brony talking about your lifetime of pain?You should throw up a trip, so we can keep track.
>>955456415Stop replying to bait, retard.
>>955456366Da fwee waws of fwuffy.
>>955443937Cam from the same chat where I had it gening fluffies in this style. I told it keep that stlye, make the foals pretty small, and remember that they shouldn't have a mane. That last one is important because if you don't remind it it will start adding manes to foals.
>>955456528LMAOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSSSOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN LMAOBump
>>955455809>>955456779Adding manes to foals?O H N OHNO
>>955456937>>955455809I'm glad you didn't reroll, Brony
>>955456366Or you could go for the space exploration angle. Fluffies being used for exceptionally dangerous menial tasks like collecting selenium on mercury, mining, testing the effects of radiation and eventually sending one called Laika on the first FTL flight.All of which go horribly wrong. Because fluffies.
>>955456779Post sorry stick of choice.
>>955457080This is fucking great.Bronies make the best roleplayers. How would that little fulffy talk?LMAOI fucking love these threads.Don't an hero, Anon.
>>955457093
>>955457080That impossible-to-happen horrible event thing crops up and the ftl flight ends up boomeranging back to earth, blowing up 70% of the planet
>>955413226Wasted the rest of my gens for the day trying to get the ear hanging out of the possum's mouth to be removed. This is the best it gave me.
>>955457261Or it keeps nudging the button so it can 'Fwy fasta!' Hits a star in a dense star cluster.> supernova> hits nearby stars> more supernovae> eventually a wave of radiation working its way outwards, sterilising everything in its path.> Larry Niven would be proud.
>>955457376And yet it still looks like complete fucking garbage.Fucking Bronies.
>>955457568The resultant 300 Gs liquify it across many panels
>>955457682I wonder what made him start crying this time?
Nyu thread>>955458584
>>955458422Did you win?
>>955445749The local gamestop when I was a kid did this, hired a woman with the biggest tits you've ever seen
>>955459083He won a 3 day ban lol
>>955464494Mods are fucking kikes for not banning the spammer forever.
>>955464608As much as this needed to happen sooner it's funny as fuck that it did actually happen, that nigger will seethe about it forever lol
no spammer? what a breath of fresh air
