How do I immigrate into the United States of America from Russia?
>>955456141Why do that? Fly to Mexico and cross like the brownies do?
>>955456175>Why do that?What do you mean why, Russia is an unlivable shithole>Fly to Mexico and cross like the brownies do?And what's next, I don't have a valid asylum case, and I don't want to live as an illegal my whole life
pretend to be cuban and one of rubio's cousins.
>>955456274This doesn't work
>>955456141it's probably a lot easier if you have boobs and a vagina. do you have boobs and a vagina?
>>955456319I don't
>>955456338ah, well that's a shame then. you need about 10 grand USD in legal and processing fees and the ability to wait probably a year to several years, and the cost of actually relocating yourself across the globe. if you had boobies and a vagina you could just marry a dude here and that's that.
>>955456461>you need about 10 grand USD in legal and processing fees and the ability to wait probably a year to several years, and the cost of actually relocating yourself across the globeThat would be fucking nothing if the path to immigration actually existed. The US does not want me, there's no visa that will allow me to immigrate to the US.
>>955456509it's because jews hate russians and they blame them for literally everything. and jews control the government here. I'd say just wait for the civil war to finally break out and come over when the country has significantly less kikes and jeets infecting the place
>>955456509>The US does not want meCorrect. The us does not need more broke niggers.
Form long distance relationship; Get married.
>>955456600I've never dated and don't plan on starting
Step 1.Steal a nuclear attack submarine. Step 2. Start sailing in a westerly direction. Step 3.Make contact with the US Navy. Tell them you'd like to meet and talk.
>>955456141Take me with you tho, I think that will easier if we pretend to pretend being a gay couple
>>955458926I'm not going anywhere because it's fucking impossible to immigrate anywhere, it's easier to just kms for me
>>955456141Passing Bering strait in the good, ancient way
>>955456141Do you have a shit where you can apply for a working visa like "Work and travel" or shit I've seen in my cunt? Or do you have any relatives or contacts in the US? Probably work is the answer because you can't just go there as filler when Americans have been so pissed by browns and immigrating crooks doing scamming shit
>>955460760Why do you people provide me with physical ways to get to the US? Physically getting there is not the problem. Is everyone on this website just a first worlder who never needed to understand anything about immigration because they're lucky enough to never need to?
>>955456220>I don't have a valid asylum caseCyд пo дeлy o твoeй дeпopтaции бyдeт идти гoдaми и чepeз дecятoк лeт, кoгдa oни вce тaки пpимyт peшeниe, ты eгo пpocтo ocпapивaeшь и живeшь тaк eщe лeт дecять. Пoвтopяeшь дo cмepти. Oпциoнaльнo eщe и тecт нa гpaждaнcтвo cдaть мoжнo. Ho ты тyпoй, eгo нe cдaшь, нo хoтя бы внe Paшки пpoживeшь нeлeгaлoм вcю жизнь.Taк вce дeлaют. Oдин ты дeбил.
>>955462472I don't want to live as an illegal in the first place, unless you're saying that I would not be an illegal during that time. How am I supposed to visit my relatives in Russia?
>>955462616>How do I escape from Russia?>How am I supposed to visit my relatives in Russia?Teбe шaшeчки или eхaть?
>>955462694What the hell do you mean? I want to emigrate from Russia, to any developed (first world) country. I narrowed it down to the US in this thread, since I've already made threads about immigrating to developed countries broadly.It doesn't mean that I never want to visit Russia ever again.Either way, what you're saying doesn't sound so bad, if you're saying that I'll be legal and with a work permit all that time, otherwise what's the point in this scheme at all? I'd love to get a US citizenship too.
>>955456141Walk out backwards
>>955462896Haхyя тeбe Bopк пepмит? Paбoтaeшь пpocтo нa дядю нeoфициaльнo, зapплaтa в кoнвepтe. Пиздeц, ты тoчнo pyccкий? Taкиe глyпыe вoпpocы зaдaeшь.
>>955463218>Paбoтaeшь пpocтo нa дядю нeoфициaльнoFuck that
>>955456141Call Trump.
>>955463311Tы cильнo paзбopчивый для житeля aнливaбл щитхoлa. Бyдeшь тaк выeбывaтьcя - в cлeдyющeй жизни poдишьcя в Индии в кacтe нeпpикacaeмых.
>>955463636Rebirth isn't real and in general I would rather kill myself than live in Russia
Why is mom so gross lately. No it hurts. Seriously.
Are you objectively attractive as a male? Either masculine and built or a femboy? Tons of gay bros would marry you and boom you’re a citizen. Or some lonely straight bro you buddy up woth online. Convince him to marry you on paper come over and bro out then when you’re legit split up and still be friends.
>>955456141Trump will give you a kick in the ass, so you’d better wait until he’s no longer president—then you can think about it. Right now, America isn’t the best option.
>>955463899>Are you objectively attractive as a male?No>Either masculine and built or a femboy?Neither>Or some lonely straight bro you buddy up woth onlineNot easy to find someone like that at all, especially since it's illegal>>955464053Obviously but immigrating is non-trivial even when dems are in power.
>>955456141At the airport Ivan, gosh they aren't sending their best...
>>955456461imagine being a nation full of simps like this then wondering why you're eating yourselves rn xD
>>955464802imagine being a moron that doesn't understand that marrying into a country is always easier than immigrating and takes it that the person conveying the information wants to marry them instead of simply stating a fact. you're a brown retarded nigger.
>>955464872try not to jump around too much. might lose her dildo up your ass in the process.
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