Multiple Fluffy threads until the spammer is banned again lol
>>955522169had no idea a new thread was baked until now
>>955522293How can I tell that this expression was traced from Epstein?
>>955524460Pattern recognition, the Jew's natural enemy
>>955522631Robert, you selfishly stole milk from your mother when it should have gone to the best, most colorful baby. Your sister didn't grow fast enough and a bird was able to carry her off. That could have been prevented Robert. All you had to do was say no to milkies and not gorge yourself on nummies every time your mother brought some. This is all your doing, worst fluffy.
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>>955524932KILL HIMKILL KILL KILL
So I devised this system line: >Retain a stud inventory of 1-2 units with Unicorn or Pegasus trait>Studs will be housed in pens with bedding and companionship of other male>Designated mulching station for expired stock, which are reduced and processed as fodder on-site. >Thermally insulated foal pod with milk formula dispensers>Around a dozen retaining stands for mares with gastric plug lines to ensure nutrition after psychological collapse>Separate pod for Alcorn foals/adolescentsThis high yield/high attrition model produces high sales if followed correctly. One of it's advantages is the ability to retain only 1-2 units, and intake a large herd, there is no loss, every unit can be monetised, as breeding stock, fed into the foal pod or rendered for fodder. Profits can be further maximised:>By surgically modifying the mares, damage to live Alcorn births can be nullified, allowing their safe retrieval.>Processed mares can be shaved and chemically treated to deactivate hair follicle growth for improved hygiene. >Sired Alcorn can then be either: retained for future stud use or processed and fed back into the mare rotation.>Current longevity for stock: Studs: about 55% domestic standard. Processed Mares: 9-12 breeding cycles. Live births: 72% live birth with 36% surviving long enough for excise bulk stock to 'Foal-In-A-Can', 'Enfy baby Capsules', 'Litter Pal' or private breeders/buyers. >Profit/Cost Ratio: 1:26>Stock of Alcorn increases 6% per cycle due to consanguinity. Future plans: >Maximise profits by improving Alcorn longevity>Select Alcorn foals with highly desirable traits for Site 2.>Site 2 will have pens mimicking a domestic environment, Adult males can be sold with a large markup, females can be fed back into mare rotation, Males with the most marketable traits can be retained for stud use. Overstock adult females can be sold.>Issues of high consanguinity can be addressed by acquiring wild Alcorn or purchasing from a third parties.
>>955525240I love the weaponized autism here>>955525252Are these fucking micros?
>>955525240I absorbed a feral herd, one of the males had good colours along with his "special friend", unfortunately her foals came from another male and were of unmarketable colours, so they went into the grinder, the female was processed; limbs removed and hooked up to a nutrient sack. She eventually expired after a record breaking 16 litters, even her last litter was over 50% living.Before I put her corpse into the grinder, I left it on the surgical table for her "special friend" to see, oddly enough, he could recognise her even without hair. He never noticed the 10+ times I pumped him with drugs and dropped her limbless pigbody into a shit coated box for him to rape.
>>955525240This one makes me a bit sad. GREAT colours, stripes and it's herd were damn near tame. They were a feral herd of 3 dames and 2 Stallions, with a clear family dynamic, dad was a shit coloured stallion, with an older grey they all called "daddy" meaning the N2 male. They had a mix of Pegasus and unicorn features so after a little coaxing with blocks, balls and "sketties" they came on home. I immediately reduced the two males, terrible colours. I processed the two mares, unfortunately the younger mare miscarried and expired. The foals I sent into the newborn pen, but it was only then I noticed, the striped one. . .the reason I acquired the herd in the first place, it was born without a back limb! I was in the middle of a weekly birth cycle, so I didn't have time to reduce it to fodder, I just left it in the "to-do" pile, but an hour later I STILL found it crawling around, peeping and looking for it's mother XD :DSuch a shame, from living a happy life in one of the most friendly herds at 10am, to drowning in blood and shit 90 minutes later! XD XD :D
Kirby and his big balls is just pawn in game of life.
>>955526007It's mare for reference. Used to be a very vibrant Pegasus mare, very vocal so I didn't mute it. The fact that it keeps protesting even after depilation, blinding and amputation gives me hope we can get an Alcorn out of it. It keeps asking about "speshaul fwiend" and "babbehs" and "gwandpaw", it won't have to worry, with a bit of luck, in 2 birth cycles it will be meeting it's "sons" and then "grandsons". More family than it could deal with! XD XD :D
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>>955523098Always wondered what's the purpose of derping a fluffy.So what's the deal they do an incision behind the eye?
>>955526765No, lobotomy. If you gently insert the sharp metal rod next to an eye and hit it with the hammer you cut off a big brain nerve (or something like that). It used to be done humans too.
>>955525431Yes
Nigger
Forgotten Lore Concepts: The Poop SacInstead of just having terrible bowels, fluffies, by design, have an extra sac to store waste. Initially, this was used so they wouldn't just shit all over kids. The sac does as intended, but fluffies are known to involuntarily empty it when under high stress (scaredy poopies), while others have figured out how to weaponize it (sorry poopies).
>>955526793Thanks, I hate it. ...give them voices.
>>955526858Ah it was a lobotomy, I thought it was just a cut to cause them to have crossed eyes.Fuck that's even darker.
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>>955527756I did, but audio is not allowed on here.
>>955528152Now pull it's balls off.
>>955522293I died thank you
>>955528201upload to youtube, then cross link it
>>955528201There are sites that let you upload files with audio. Don't use youtube. Maybe Catbox?Mediafire?
>>955527619There are probably a hundred improvements that fluffies were denied when PETA released the early beta build.
>>955526793GAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
>>955529242>Peta
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>>955530047Fin
>>955529968>>955529984>>955530009>>955530028>>955530047>>955530059Way too edgy for me, but thanks for sharing anyway.
>>955530059Biblically accurate PETA mask off moment.
>>955529984Bwased, destroy that dummeh poopie fwuffigger no no stick poopie babbeh ams like poopie fwuffaboo; ams no for good feews or special huggies and shud nuuu have special fwen ever FWUCK poopie dummke fwuffies!!!!!
>>955531315The correction here is to string this smarty up by its hind legs so it gives itself sorry poopies for the next three days.
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>>955523098Does anyone have the dummeh hats one? I fucking love that one but didn't save it.
Can I get some more examples of bestest babies getting bestest enfies?
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>>955532140i guess
>>955532140That's not a fluffy. It's a Hellgremlin. A separate specie.
>>955533608That pic gives me the urge to kick on them each so bad.
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>>955532311Thanks bro
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>>955534018Never let your mare meet a baby it's supposed to raise unless it's completely dark. The stupid bitch will bond with a foal it can't see but would discard it at first sight.
>when bestest babbeh is poopie babbeh Huhuhuhu
>>955534075i love how the pacifier does so much damage to it, it reminds me of how the fluffy hooves can kill other fluffies easily but any time they use it on humans it just tickles
>>955534343Weak little shitrats can only exist in the world because they shit out little retarded babbehs so quickly and easily.
>>955534488the shitrats are quite formidable, you can torture them even until removing limbs and they can still survive
>>955535486Holy shit, anon. Do you have it full? That's my favorite story ever, but I never read it full. Last time I saw it must have been over 14 years ago. Last panel back then was the little shit pressing a button for a coin.
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>>955534312Duh! You rip and tear the mummah's coat, giving her an out by "gib fwoever sleepes" to "babbeh". Let her kill her foals to save herself. Then when you have the last "pooie babbeh", you skin her. You sit down on the mare, you run a sharp blade from her eyeballs to her cunt. *pop* off the skin on her trotters when she is still living. Leave her trotting around with no skin, kick her a little. The last one "poopy babbeh". I would give him the worst death. A lingering death. I would put him in a jar in a warm room but puncture his large intestine though his liver. He would have two spesisi of unimaginable pain, his intestines would work (in the canon they are mammalian), so it would take over two days for it to die.
>>955535647The second part is too big to post and I can't crop it so here's the link to the thread https://www.reddit.com/r/fluffycommunity/comments/jq1iiu/the_life_of_an_adult_artist_ringoffire/Note the story is unfinished
>>955535792Goddamn. Finally!May you find a box full of hopeful, bright-eyed shitrats at your doorstep, completely at your mercy. Thanks, anon.
>>955536149Cheers anon, there's a written continuation a fan made too- somebody linked it in the comments.
>>955534312A fluffy mother with a single remaining poopie baby will call it her wastest (last) baby but never her best.
>>955534312I realized the 2 dead foal's necks are broken
>>955536264Meaningless without witnesses.
>>955535792i think its time for you to finish the story. It belongs to you now
>>955525240Wow I just threw every alicorn that spawned in a room and tried to keep them alivegot half a mil so far
>>955524804Crescent Fresh!
>>955538615Get two Alicorns.Breed them until you get a male and female.Breed those.If those are male and female again, breed those.Higher chance to get sensitives fom incest.Sensitives are 20 x 20 = 400x value.Look at its value increase by the literal second.Raise it next to a milk dispenser.Become rich. I believe in you.
New stuff incoming.
>>955539268Only the best fluffies get to keep their fluff.
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>>955539811Avocado caretaker is a cute girl, moar of her pls?
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>>955542648It should be illegal for a male fluffy to perish before being ruthlessly castrated
One thing that really dates this weird little subculture is that in almost every story, it seems like the human justowns a house
>>955543350I mean, you seen the deeds? 90% of those could be rental for all you know. Or maybe its only rich fucks that buy living beings to torture?
Need more fluffy postsi cant sleep
>>955543350You had to go straight to the hurries with that one.Hell I could see smarties invading Airbnb areas or hurting the gig economy as an update for yard invasions.Owning a house is just an excuse to catch an smarty and it's herd for torturing them in a second location anyways. The old stories and comics had the action happening straight in the yard but as writers started to become more "inspired" with Saw torture sequences they needed an indoor location to carry out their setups. It's less of a house and more of a prop.
I dont like this thread it remind me of monkey tortures
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>>955543555HOW DARE HE SLEEP BETTER THAN ME!!!also nice trips
>>955543547Fluffies aren't real, these things are just dumb cartoon characters. Think of yukuris or happy tree friends but more retarded.>>955543555Looks comfy as fuck.
