>bangs young chick in 20s>roasty old hags lose their minds>flirting with side piece for months in front of his wife>livestreamed it allFor a long time I thought Ethan was a faggot nigger cuck, but it turns out he was a chad this entire time
>>955625076All I know about this faggot is that his wife looks like if Momo and Anne Frank had a child
>>955625130So what you're saying is that she's hot as fuck?
>has hot wife>cheats for ugly ass side chick stalkerhe downgraded big time.
>>955625198She looks like a fucking tranny. If she weren't a Jew I'd be assuming that.
>>955625198chat, is this bait?
>>955625224chat, who gives a fuck?
>>955625076I wouldn't say he's based, but society definitely has some fucked up views over the idea of sex and relationships.People need to realize that the idea of them being "enough" sexually for a partner is an idea that disney put in their heads. Everyone likes novelty. Everyone likes new experiences sometimes.In general people gotta chill the fuck out.We need to stop being so hurt.
i saw someone say klein eleven and it made me laugh
>>955625303>Jewish claws typed this
>>955625303t. cuck
>>955625303i kinda agree but nigga why you sound so gay
This is what LA does to people
>>955625409they were both jews tho
>>955625431you're a jew
>>955625643shalom nigga
>>955625076If my wife didn't let me fuck for years I'd also tear up the nearest 20 year old pussy I could get. That bitch had it coming.
His wife was a boring asshole. She was ugly enoughto worship every word out of his mouth, yet she chose to keep pulling some girl-boss bullshiton him instead. I hope he fucked every one ofthat insane sideshick's holes twenty times a monthfor six months straight.
>>955626268>>955625819based
dude throwing away his money in a hurry, as if hes not gonna lose it double during the divorce. hot take: Humans didnt evolve in an environment, where we lived for 80 years. We r under no obligation to find wrinkly hags attractive. Kids takne care of? Fuck off. I wanna fuck and i wanna fuck pretty. U want respect - we can stay "friends". We dont need to stay sexyal partners
>>955625076i get lots of joy going through the h3h3 reddit these past days. What is it about livestreaming and the host being a psychopath and the fans being parasocial freaks? I have to look at these clips in private windows as to not poisen my feed with this slop.
Ryan, get back in the oven.
>>955625076What does his wife look like in comparison?
>>955627975Streams aren't like a movie or television show, you see the personal a lot more clearly. And when you watch said streams for hours and hours each year, the 'relationship' can become obsessive and weird.
>>955627522U english badly
>>955629510You ESL?
>>955629331This is Ethan's wife, Hila Klein
>>955629510Bloody fuck you
>>955629411if i ware to be a streamer i would promote poly (male with many wifes) relationships from the get go. And also claim to be chosen by god. ethan had a cultish following, he just had to spin it in a way to soften the blow to his fans and make them accept having many girls. hila really did him dirty.
>>955625076You're delusional if you think banging any 20 y/o makes you a Chad, she's the midest Jewish bitch I've see, hila is a horse looking whore and all the people involved in this stupid drama can get raped and capped in the head for what I care, fucking loser.
>>955625198Hila is insanely fucking ugly.But so is his new ugly manly loooking jew boy
>>955625076im supposed to hate him but the more i learn about this the funnier and cool it gets. if i was ethan id just start a whole new life with tamara and give zero fucks
start a whole new channel called h4 lol or just h3 by itself
first episode is just him and tamara dunking on hila and the old crew lmaoooo
>>955625198Anne Skank clears, faggot
>>955625198>>cheats for ugly ass side chick stalkerShe's 20 times hotter and smarter than the ugly dried up mummy with 30IQ, and she seems to be genuinely fun to be around vs the wife's complete charisma vacuum.
>>955633503ikr, many homosexuals ITT unfortunately. i watched them a long time ago when joji was still filthy frank and hila was always boring sidekick at best. that young chick was clever and well spoken, no wonder ethan put her dick in her.>>955631712she looks cute af in this.
I wish Hila would do BBC porn with that Black guy who fucked Adam22's wife, to get back at Ethan.Adam22 is Jewish too so it would be extra funny
>>955625323kek
>>955633595>i watched them a long time ago when joji was still filthy frank and hila was always boring sidekick at best. that young chick was clever and well spoken, no wonder ethan put her dick in her.I never really watched any of this but I've seen a few hours of clips of them all now that the cheating scandal happened, and literally the only one who was funny and intelligent and had any kind of a spark in that entire cast (which seems to be awkward weirdos talking about nothing?) was Tamara. Can you explain to me what on earth was that show even about? It just seems like a bunch of inexplicably rich American mystery meats (and the Jews running it) sitting around and being bored?
They had a sexless marriage.There are videos where he talks about them not having sex for over a year and she talks as if that is perfectly fine.Bitch, if you don't want to have sex then why the fuck are you still married. They should have just divorced so he could start fucking that ugly ass stalker bitch openly.>Oh noes! He cheated on me?! All I did was refuse to have sex with him for over a year while another girl was trying to crawl into his pants. How could this possibly happen?
That Tamara girl is fucking weird, Mossad agent is what I am thinking, thinking Hila cut connection when she got rich and they were not happy, or maybe just hurt ethan don't knlw why I assj.e h3's not one too....Mossad agent will discredit this post, real anti zionist patriot will thumb up
>>955633762from what i remember they started of leeching of jojis creativty and had one (not really) funny skit "Vape Nation" which idea they stole from him. he made reaction videos to stupid shit online and got sued over using some rich assholes video and won on fair use which made him popular in the yt space.then they ware part of they had a shitty podcast rogan style and bitching about social justice warriors or whatever. they stole the style of a nother artist which wasnt really original to begin with to launch their mid fashionline and saw value in having parasocial fanbase.being offensive unfunny edgelords which didnt last long after the adpacolypse and they had to pivot to more wholesome stuff i guess and it was all about youtube community drama from there on.after the genocide in gaza it went full hasbara.The less you know the better because this slop will flood your algorythm the second you watch any of this garbage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEQZzr7ZLcA
>>955625076Based on what?
>>955634066I can't even imagine caring this much about something/someone so inconsequential. How do you not find this mind-numbingly boring?
parasocial relationships are fuck weird. get a life you goofy fucks.
>>955634123>big ethan fanRIP in pieces
>>955625076Wow Ethan, great moves! Keep it up, we're proud of you!
>>955634102i mean we are having discussions about it on /b/ in 2026, it really doesnt get more stupid, inconsequential and mind-numbingly boring than this place.i just have schadenfreude over his dipshit cult fanbase. i would do the same thing for every other streamer/content creator. its like watching a carcrash with the worst people you know involved in it. i literally have every streamers name muted on twitter but every once in a while this slop seeps through by people quote tweeting this shit. (followed by my blocking them).
>>955634066>Vape NationThis is something that I've heard on the internet a thousand times and I still have no clue what it is and why it exists.
>>955634102Personally I just want to wax my bishop to Tamara, especially if there are any pics of her with hairy forearms or armpit stubble, but it's somewhat interesting hearing what on earth does all this even come from.
>>955625198I used to have the biggest crush on hila, idk the idf girls are something else man
>>955626268Bro she was quiet in the beginning however Ethan kept trying to make her more relevant (before the podcast era). Old Hila seemed normal.
>>955634595it was a now outdated i guess, skit about vape/stoner bros. online.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M
>>955625198Let's be honest. Neither of them are above a 3. But he's no Cassanova himself. If I had to pick from 2 ugly fruits, I'd pick the unripe one. Jews are absolutely fucking vile.
>>955634768Nailed it
https://x.com/ryanlongcomedy/status/2114774828775608746?s=20
>>955625076The best part about this is that majority of his podcast audience is women. I'd assume he tanked the whole fucking brand with his infidelity but then again I wouldn't be surprised if he retained a lot of them for various woman logic reasons and that'd be even funnier, making the story even more grotesque
>>955625076He's a greasy fat piece of shit burned everything he built down just to get some non-goy strange again
>>955636297bunch of fat old bitches i assume
>>955625076Who gives a fuck? Damn you're all such losers for caring about these people.
>still somehow caring about monogamy in 2026lol and they say boomers are bad.
>>955639216Oy vey Rabbi! You tell em!
>>955625076You're jealous of her because you want his cock. Just admit it OP
Lost everything, broke his family, fans turned on him, he might kill himself. But he got some pussy so based i guess
Tamara is a fucking weirdo, stalking Ethan for years. From creepy fan, to employee, to side piece. Bitch knew his kids
>>955639926wat did she mean by this
>>955625198like you're driving a chevy aveo and trade it in for a pontiac aztec
>>955640051thats hot, didnt think he had it in him.im jelly now
>>955625076>bangs young chick in 20sWould be based if she didn't orchestrate the entire thing. She was a creepy fan that wormed her way onto the show and into Ethan's bed because he's a weak faggot that folded under any sort of attention. Also she's ugly.>roasty old hags lose their mindsNobody is losing their minds. They're laughing at him.>flirting with side piece for months in front of his wifeBeing that unable to hide it just shows desperation.>livestreamed it allNo self control.Joke is on you. Hila was the breadwinner in this relationship. Ethan is now out of all of their ventures. Everybody knows that he's a desperate loser who can't control himself. Bro might as well be homeless at this point because he lost everything for a mediocre piece of pussy.
>>955640821Just blame it on tourette's
>>955640821hes a multy millionaire and doesnt need to work a day for the rest of his life, doesnt have to spend time with his hag wife and deal with the kids. can spend the rest of his days fucking hoes and parasocial fans. doesnt have to defend crimes against humanity out of loyalty to his wife anymore.once idubbbz wife cheats on him and joji becomes to ugly and repetitive for his fans they can start producing content again,absolut ethan victory.
>>955641740get a job dude
>>955641740>multyholy shit
>>955640821>>Would be based if she didn't orchestrate the entire thing. She was a creepy fan that wormed her way onto the show and into Ethan's bed because he's a weak faggot that folded under any sort of attention.I'd be so happy if someone liked me enough to do that for me. If the wife loved him, she'd accept a threesome/throuple.
>>955641740i can see the broccoli hair behind this post
>>955625076She looks like Greta Thunberg
>>955625198She didn't have sex with him for yearsDoes it matter how hot she is then?
Getting side pussy is based. If your wife doesn't fuck you for a year I don't know what she expects.
>>955640821>Nobody is losing their minds. They're laughing at himu sure about that?
>>955640821>Hila was the breadwinner in this relationshiplolnoTeddy Fresh is a glorified merch store for the podcast
The vape vid he did on youtube and the enema one was pretty funny. other than that I couldnt give a fuckin' shit TBH
>>955644503precisely
>>955645090making Howie Mandel watch a man's prolapsing rectum was pretty funny
>>955625076
>>955631712What's the tit size on this one?Because if he went from massive milkers to itty bitty puffy pointies, I understand.(It's what I did.)
>>955625198All three of them are just not fucking attractive at all. They aren't good looking people by any margin.
>>955645843Well they're Jewish, so...
>>955644933lmao, those are my favorite post, they are so close to getting it but still come and ask for their comfy blanket.>>955645413just admit that you only posted here to brag.ware your exs massiv milkers hanging and was she chubba? otherwise it sounds like a downgrade ngl.but no ethans wife was flat and more skinny then the new chick
All clues in the final h3 episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC86OVoSVJcthis is a man whose life is falling apart live on camera
>>955639216Attempting to ruin healthy relationships and the nuclear family again?
>>955648614Jesus fucking baby Christ, how do people live with themselves without deep embarrassment and shame?
>>955648614>>955648970and then there's this dipshit
>>955648434>leaves his ugly washed up, old mummy wife for a pristine fertile sexy young quirky kike with beautiful hairethan upgraded and he's about to live happily ever after. fuck off, troon nigger.
Let's be honest, Ethan is just a weak man. He liked to talk the talk about being virtuous and monogomy and loving his children's mother forever. But when he actually had the opportunity to fuck someone else he fucked someone else. So really he wasn't being loyal all these years he just had 0 other prospects so didn't have to try not to fuck around. But who cares at the end of the day? Men who are ruled by their dick are ten a penny
>>955648614imagine being that person back then
>>955649436>roasty foid claws scratching the keyboard
>>955649483I don't give a shit, he can fuck who he wants. The only sucker here is Hila, pretending like her husband wouldn't only ever care for her. No girl, you were just the only one who would lower yourself to fuck him, and when someone else did he moved on.
cheating on your spouse is bad actually
>>955648434he just looks tired of this bullshit life he set himself up with and cant wait for it to be over.hes still rich of these idiots and is set for life.
>>955649436Ozempic is wrecking more marriages than no-fault divorcesame thing happened to Tom Segura and Christina P
When and how is he going to kill himself?
Honestly I always thought he was an unfunny cunt tbh lol
I do think Ethan went through a bit of inflated ego with the money, the love, and the weight loss. Throw in being basically married for 14 years(together for 20) with 3 very young kids and god knows how many dogs now. Everyday becomes wash rinse repeat. He’s hit a mid life crisis and having a younger woman(even an ugly one) adore him made him lose sight and get reckless. Especially when they confirmed they've not been intimate for a long time and he made no effort to make her rise up.But when you’ve got a woman like Hila, you don’t fumble that shit. Hila moved halfway across the world with zero connections to be with him, stood by him through being dirt poor against her parents wishes, being hit by every YouTuber in every direction, the long term estrangement of her brother due to the show Ethan had with Trisha and she backed Ethan, and gave him a show, three healthy children, and a clothing-cosmetic empire. Ontop of that she never stopped laughing at his literally shit jokes or looking at him with pure love and devotion in her eyes. Hila deserves better. He's about to learn the hardest way, do not cross Israeli women.
>>955651548Same, he was always punching above his weight aswell.
>>955647562>ware your exs massiv milkers hanging and was she chubba?Yes. But also, I just prefer small tits. The smaller the better.>inb4 faggot>inb4 pedo>otherwise it sounds like a downgrade ngl.We all like different things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I play with those perky little tits while we're fucking and I cum buckets and you can be mad about it or you can just move on with your life.>inb4 not mad i just...
>>955651269Martin the water sommelier actually reached out to Ethan to make sure he was okay, which i thought was a much more mature response to the situation than just immediately snaking and disavowing him like the crew didhe reached out to Hila, too
>>955652175>he made no effort to make her rise up.we don't know thati bet he begged for her poon, but got the girlboss treatment whenever the subject came up>He's about to learn the hardest way, do not cross Israeli womenyeah, his finances are going to look like an orphanage in Gaza by the time the divorce rape is over
I bet Hila has 10,000 dick pics sent to her at this point lmao.
Trying to make these goblins seem like appealing characters seems to have become an attempted foothold for increasingly desperate hasbara peddlers
>>955625076they both ugly af.also who??
>>955652533Cool it with the antisemi- *snrk* Cool it with the- pfffft HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SORRY HAHAHAHA I JUST... I JUST CAN'T DO IT HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
>>955625303Found the slut
>>955634066hey david
I was on Hila's side until the clip people pointed out where ethan pretty much stated Hila hasn't had sex with him in over a year.what the fuck did she expect? Ethan needs to nut
>>955653902like she can't even jerk him off or suck his dick? its always about the woman and never about the man's needs. Hila deserved this shit
>>955653902Should have divorced then.
>>955653956Most people are to pussy to break up with words.Why do you think they just wait for it to blow up in there face?because they let the other person break up with them once they hurt their feelings.I truly believe ethan would have stayed with his wife if she fucked him. Like him bringing it up was his biggest cry for sexual love ever. You probably think its stupid or funny, but to a man who works his whole life providing and giving his all to his family. He does it expecting pussy from his wife sometimes. Imagine hila marrying ethan and then ethna decides to never provide financially for 2+ years. she would leave his ass too
the mods over on r/h3h3productions are having a hard time moderating all the non-kosher content being posted
>>955654112I told my brother he was a cuck for letting his wife tell him when to go to bed instead of staying up late gaming with the bros.he said "she didn't get married to go sleep alone every night".So I agree with you. Ethan didn't get married to never have sex again.
>>955654203if my wife didn't offer to suck and swallow my cock on my bday's I would be depressed kek. fucking ethan mang. feel badz for that nigga
>>955654203based brother
I used to know a crazy Croatian guy he had some bizarre ideas about the world but sometimes he spoke some real sage fucking advice. Basically, everybody wants money, but it's only a means to an end. Men want money for power. And then they use that power to get sex. Women want money and power and they use sex to get it. Ethan amassed money and power because he wanted sex. Maybe he didn't know that's what he wanted. Maybe most people think that's a very shallow way of going about things, but at the end of the day, it demonstrates the fundamental dichotomy between men and women. Some women have strong sex drives, and if you are a lucky enough fucker, you can get together with one and have a long-term relationship, possibly even a lifelong one. But what motivates men and women for most normies is different. Ethan wanted pussy. Hila wasn't giving it. She didn't understand the importance of it to him. She didn't understand the fundamental difference between men and women. She didn't recognize what she needed to do to keep him It's of course a little more nuanced than that, but I think y'all get my point.
>>955625076Tamara is the queen
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ethamara/
>>955659381Hope their relationship works out and they make some content together because from all I've seen literally the only time anything was happening on that shitty podcast was when they interacted together, that's the only time the dude wasn't miserable and checked out, and she was funny and endearing.
>>955658422indeedEthan is like King David, tempted by Bathshebaonly Ethan didn't arrange for any Hitities to die so he can have Tamara
>>955659893agreed
>>955659893>>955659942Second wife era is a real thing. I'm living proof.
>>955662043>bragging about failing at marriage>gave up when honeymoon was over
>>955662405
>>955651269based combat
>>955659381Surely they should call it t3h3
>>955634449>Cheating GateCome on. It's Klein/11.
>>955625076This absolute fucking retard threw it all away for a way below below average Jewess whore that treats him like shit and looks like Beans® from Even Stevens™.How can you be so moronic to get your sidepiece right in your workplace, right in front of your fucking wife? Kek.This nigger an unlimited budget, he could easily get the hotest Jewesses shekels can buy. Why he didn't "business travel" to the motherland, kiss the wall and get as many premium whores as he want?
>>955634066Wrong. H3h3 started making silly videos were he basically ripped of Sam Hyde. Vape nation is much later.
>>955673331he can't eat bacon in tel aviv
>>955625198Unironically she's a 10 to me. I know in general she's considered blah but I don't know. It's probably because I got horny reading about Anne Frank's periods in middle school now I have a fetish for jewesses.
jews can't be based, they can only be jewishIf a jew ever does a thing that gives you the impression that it's based then you're mistaken, they didn't do it for based reasons they did it for jewish reasons. For example: cheating on your spouse. The based reason is because you're driven by lust and attraction to have sex with another woman. The jewish reason is because he's driven by a desire to be deceptive and sneaky. It's not about sex, it's about the satisfaction of betraying someone that trusts him and holding a secret that would be devastating to that person.
>>955675842Exactly. If a devout Catholic physically and erotically expresses his love in a romantic relationship with a decade old female, it's for the absolutely based reading of wanting to savor her innocence while unlocking her access to the physical sensations that are awakening in her developing body.When a Jew fucks a kid, it's because he's evil.
>>955662498Well to be fair "the rest of your life" part only works if you remarry at like 90 but otherwise who cares.
>>955673331This one was actually interesting and loved him though?
>>955631712She looks like a jewish boy in drag.If you're going to pick a side piece, choose one that's worth the risk.
