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>>955671489
>Be me
>Walk into 99¢ store, not sure if they still have these but this was years ago
>They're selling this chocolate milk mix for half off which means 50¢ for packets of this chocolate milk mix that I could buy an entire stock of
>Purchase it and realize I probably need to use it soon due to the best used by label
>End up getting one of those giant Gatorade containers and filling it with milk and mixing a good amount of the mix in
>Invite like 10 friends over for a chocolate milk party
>We finish it off fairly quickly
>This trend has continued for 15 years for us, we always have a chocolate milk party
>One of my buddies actually has been sober from alcohol since that night
I'm the chocolate milk man
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inb4 some fag bitches about trannies
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>>955671756
This reminds me of something that happened at a workplace.

I often brought a 1.5 L bottle of Coke Zeor or Pepsi Max to work. As I liked to drink it cold, I sometimes put it in the freezer for a while.

One time, I'd forgotten the bottle in the freezer, so it was frozen pretty solid. I then put it in the microwave to thaw.

The microwave dings, I take out the soda bottle and turn around, and there's a coworker watching this. "I can explain!"
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LMAO you pathetic homophobes never fail to make me laugh with your “/b/ YLYL themed” threads; face it, most LGBTs will be infinitely more prideful than any of you cisgenders will ever be. You are on the wrong side of she/herstory, get over it christcucks!
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>>955672923
Also, you get free 5G reception.
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>>955673163
but can you debunk memes?
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Imagine being so fragile you kill yourself if someone calls you by your actual biological gender.
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>>955671489

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>955673797
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>>955672886
Kys spamming faggot, nobody cares about your american polshit
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discord trannies on full tilt this week
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>>955671489

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>955671489

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>955671489

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>955671489

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>955674599
your samefagdar is borken
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>955671489

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>955675410
it's a perpetually butthurt faggot, just tell it to dilate and move along.
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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!fortune

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>955675616
chill satako-kun

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>955671489

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>955674920
Meth head who's vegitarian diet gave him wicked gas. His closest "allies" called him Der Furzer, the farter. Everyone even his closest confidants thought he was a fool and a joke. Violence, and the greed for power of others, kept him in control. Germany had to completely rebuild. They chose socialism and have prospered for 80+ years.
Nazis are silly
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>Your fortune:
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>>955671756
>I'm the chocolate milk man
Based choccy milk man.
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shayte, a forbidden curse
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In the spirit of Halloween, why don't you trannies quit seething and post some of your "affirming surgery" horrors.
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>>955676179
>according to history books written by Steinburg, Goldblatt, and Fink
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>>955671489

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>955671489

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン



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