>>955671489>Be me>Walk into 99¢ store, not sure if they still have these but this was years ago >They're selling this chocolate milk mix for half off which means 50¢ for packets of this chocolate milk mix that I could buy an entire stock of>Purchase it and realize I probably need to use it soon due to the best used by label>End up getting one of those giant Gatorade containers and filling it with milk and mixing a good amount of the mix in>Invite like 10 friends over for a chocolate milk party >We finish it off fairly quickly>This trend has continued for 15 years for us, we always have a chocolate milk party >One of my buddies actually has been sober from alcohol since that nightI'm the chocolate milk man
inb4 some fag bitches about trannies
>>955671756This reminds me of something that happened at a workplace.I often brought a 1.5 L bottle of Coke Zeor or Pepsi Max to work. As I liked to drink it cold, I sometimes put it in the freezer for a while.One time, I'd forgotten the bottle in the freezer, so it was frozen pretty solid. I then put it in the microwave to thaw.The microwave dings, I take out the soda bottle and turn around, and there's a coworker watching this. "I can explain!"
LMAO you pathetic homophobes never fail to make me laugh with your “/b/ YLYL themed” threads; face it, most LGBTs will be infinitely more prideful than any of you cisgenders will ever be. You are on the wrong side of she/herstory, get over it christcucks!
>>955672923Also, you get free 5G reception.
>>955673163but can you debunk memes?
Imagine being so fragile you kill yourself if someone calls you by your actual biological gender.
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discord trannies on full tilt this week
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>>955674599your samefagdar is borken
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>>955675410it's a perpetually butthurt faggot, just tell it to dilate and move along.
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>>955674920Meth head who's vegitarian diet gave him wicked gas. His closest "allies" called him Der Furzer, the farter. Everyone even his closest confidants thought he was a fool and a joke. Violence, and the greed for power of others, kept him in control. Germany had to completely rebuild. They chose socialism and have prospered for 80+ years. Nazis are silly
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>>955671756>I'm the chocolate milk manBased choccy milk man.
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>>955675553shayte, a forbidden curse
In the spirit of Halloween, why don't you trannies quit seething and post some of your "affirming surgery" horrors.
>>955676179>according to history books written by Steinburg, Goldblatt, and Fink
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