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You transform into this person. What happens?
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>>955674730
If that is meant to be Hitler I expect the meth and terrible gas my vegetarianism causes make everyone to hate me. He only had allies because he had gained power. A joke amongst his own people.
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>>955674730
I spread pictures of my tiny penis everywhere before killing myself in a bunker with my underage wife. Also he fucked his niece. Hitler is a confirmed pedo just like drumpf.
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>>955674730
I force my way into far right Israel politics and then become a quasi-emperor because I forcefully take over the country and then thrust us into war so they have to keep me as head
>Tfw this has already happened
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>>955674730
probably shave that mustache tf
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>>955674730
As Bruno Ganz, I would resurrect again, first, and then go kick every fucking asshole in the world who votes for altright parties in their fucking balls.
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>>955674730
I would make peace with the UK and Poland and lead the Thousand Year Reich.
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I let Goebbels build out the Luftwaffe before I launch any invasion of Poland, I keep the Jewish scientists who can build me a nuke, I keep Russia as an ally, and I give Chamberlain some concessions so that England and the USA stay out of the war as long as possible until Von Braun has those V-2 Rockets working, armed with the nukes my Jewish scientists invent for me.

The world would look completely different if that was the case.
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>>955674730
I poison my dog
then I poison my wife
then I shoot myself in the head
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>>955674730
Why would I transform into an actor from 2003?
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>>955674730
WW2 ends I guess, I don't know how to command an army that size.
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>>955681053
>I don't know how to command an army that size.
neither did the real Hitler
e.g. Battle of Stalingrad
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>>955674730
I shout Steiner's attack was an order, insult the generals, smoke some meth, then shoot myself while jerking off.
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>>955681238
>Battle of Stalingrad
Hitler just thought that they could blitzkreig their way through - not remembering the lessons that Napoleon paid dearly for.
Just look at Russia v. Ukraine. Dead ukes and zogs mean nothing to them, they just keep fighting until the last man.
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>>955674730
Finally, I can kill myself



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