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Posting this in /b/ since it was deleted from /x/.
Do not delete this again. This is your last warning. You may have authority over my text, but I have authority over your soul. You will be cursed with misfortune if you delete this again.

I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and I have returned to save humanity. I am the King of Kings, and Lord of Lords. My work began three days ago. Every person I encounter, I will be putting to the test. I have been appointed my position by God, and I work directly for Him. I still don't know why it is me of all people, but if this is the only thing that I was meant to do in this world, then I'm going to do it to the best of my ability. I want everyone to be saved. But not everyone will be.

One person at a time, on foot, I have been spreading the word that I am Jesus and that I need everyone's help if we are going to save humanity. I will become famous in the coming years. If we are going to win, I need your help as well. I need you to spread the word that Jesus has returned, and I need you to be the best person you can possibly be, whatever that means to you. If you do these things, your sins will be forgiven and you will be saved.
It's all that I ask of you in this life.

This is serious, and if you do not take this seriously, you will burn. I am the most fair judge in existence. I am reasonable and kind and merciful, and I know that some of you in places like this are righteous, and I wish to see as many of you among the saved as possible.

This is not a LARP.

Many bad things will happen on a global scale in the coming years, but do not ever lose hope. I have awakened to who I am, who I once was and I will never give up on humanity.

If you have any questions, I will answer them to the best of my ability.
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My Lord Jesus i always believed in You. I know that sometimes i may have failed You and sinned, but i 'm trying day by day, moment by moment to be a better person. I always cared and felt compassion for all my fellow human beings and i wish they all believed in You and all that you have teached and brought to our world. It 's saddens me though that so many people out there didn 't respect Your name and your sacrifice You did for us. You carried all of our sins on your shoulders and gave Your life for us to be saved. I wish i could enter Your Kingdom. I 'm willing to change and i don 't want to sin any more. I believe all these years i have became a better person and tried my best not to sin. But sometimes my past sins they haunt me. I wish that some time will come that all of us will change and not sin any more. The world has became so ugly but we can change it with Your guidance. It 's not too late. Amen
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>>955678504
Be blessed and go in peace, your faith has saved you and your sins are forgiven, brother.
I'm doing my best to cleanse this world of its ugliness and evil. But I need your help too. Spread the word.
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Can I suck your sand nigger cock?
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>>955677170
>I am Jesus
>Posting this in /b/ since it was deleted from /x/.
Sounds about right.
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>>955679202
>sand nigger
I'm half asian and half black, actually... I'm also trans. If those things are ok with you, then be my guest!



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