>>955679245
Get a table shower, and have her clean places you didn't know you had.
Get a nuru massage where she just rubs big oily tits all over you.
Get a cock massage to get nice and hard.
Get rode like a mechanical bull.

>>955679245
I got a decent aged one when I was going through Chicago, but my local parlors have exactly what you describe. It ain't ideal, but it beats having to text some fat, tinder slut, mother of 4 for weeks, and pretend like you care before you get pitiful sex, and she instantly tries to lock you down. Before I accepted AMPs in to my life, I had thrown bone in some ghastly places. Thank god I don't have to deal with that anymore. Some people think it's immoral and shameful, but brother I had far more shame getting with those obese single moms that still had inflated egos. Once I inevitably end up divorced, I'm gonna make regular stops to sex tourist hot spots. Just a trip to england had be finding some really great hookers at pretty good prices reasonably. More cost effective than courting some dumb bitch forever only to get slammed with child support payments. Simps need to stop simping. Stop giving these hoes money for nothing there can be a grand Renaissance when they stop getting paid to not touch you, and have to actully start.

My first time fucking one, used physiological warfare on me. I was pounding away while she made convincing moans, not the fake porn sounds. She let's a yelp out and says, "your cock is too big for Asian pussy". Made me fucking explode inside her.

Bump.

>>955680322
i'm in favor of amazing actresses

I've got a 30-something ATF that gives it to me so good and I bring a vibrator to really get her going. So much fun.

>>955681576
Pics

>>955680322
People act like you should feel bad for how inauthentic prostitues are during the sex. As if normal women don't play up their reactions to sex ALL the time. People try to make you feel bad for that too, but it's probably actually a sign that she likes you enough to perform for you. Cause if she didn't, you would get a cold dead fish reaction. Women move through life as actors anyway. It's how they thrive.

>>955680322
I hear a lot of
>you cock so big
>you cock so strong
>fuck my pussy
>oh yes
>fuck me
Basically those on random repeat. I'm thinking about just asking one of my regulars to call me daddy just to mix it up.

>ITT : The same retarded niggers that will give you advice on women are forced to pay to fuck a hole because they are intolerable shitheaps.

>>955679245
Last one I went to, I got rimmed for the first time ever.
I decided that I didn't like it.

>>955682221
Please show us who is fairs better these days. 40% of men do not breed. No sex at all. No babies made. It's estimated that roughly half of marriages fail. It's probably actually worse than what statistics show. Of that percentage left that supposedly work, it's unknown if those people are actually happy, faithful, and not waiting on a future impending divorce. Nevermind all the non married relationships that come and go, as I'm sure the rate of them sticking together through life is not high. Are you some paragon of healthy relationships to be speaking like you are? If not, then shut the fuck up.

>>955682320
Jesus. Did she even need a condom?
>here, wear this for protection, but let me lick your shitbox.
I don't even like it when the AMPs touch around my buttcrack. Much less when the venture to close to my butthole. Then again, I could really do without the whole massage song and dance anyway. I don't want her to touch me as much as I want her to let me touch her.

>>955679245
went to one of these for the first time early this year on a whim and got the best handjob of my life, no regrets. the chick used both hands at the same time and fucking drained me, felt like my sould was leaving my body through my dick

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>>955682439
Ive been married to my wife my whole marriage and never been divorced, its wild what happens when you take commitments seriously. What does any of that have to do with you being a lackluster person who has to pay for sex instead of being able to get casual sex? I essentially just said youre ugly and have to pay for sex, i didnt ask about your need for statistics to justify your shitty outlook, did I?

>>955682679
they good at that

>>955682320
I love getting rimmed

>>955682530
I stopped her and asked for a BJ instead, and she didn't look happy about it. Put a condom on me for the BJ. And I'm like 'but you volunteered to tounge punch my fart box...'
Couldn't cum with the condom, wound up finishing with her hands.

>>955682850
Evidently you love to share this with other men while jerking off on the internet. You gay nigga.

Nothing gets my motor going when they chlores my balls with thier finger tips.

>>955682917
>nothing gets my motor going
>chlores my balls
Oy vey

>>955682815
But you saw the prostitute thread and said
>yep, i want to look in that thread
>on 4chan
>on fucking /b/ no less
I know exactly where I am. What I am wondering is what your pure wholesome pristine bitch ass is doing here. My instinct is to simply not believe you.
>no, I'm a superior gentleman that doesn't need to pay for sex like you filthy lowlifes
Then sir, why are you in the red light district? The prostitute thread on 4chan didn't ask you to share your dumbass, and probably fake, morality did we?

>>955679245
I should recommend these to anons who just want some human contact, ya know?
Would probably help them, if only a little, even though I hate the idea of paying for affection or attention.
It might help. Maybe.

>>955682815
>I've been married to my wife my whole marriage
Lmao. Like for real? Even when you were sleeping? You never took a break? Bravo.

>>955682882
>>955450237

mmkay

>>955682999
Some people get their panties in a twist about how they think it will negatively impact their views on women, ability to have a stable relationship (as if they had much chance anyway), or that it might become an addiction. I think it has helped me be more relaxed when dealing with foids, and not being so nervous and anxious when I recieve genuine flirting from a normal girl. It's easy to not pedastalize pussy when you know you can just go buy some.

>>955683129
I could see the addiction aspect becoming a reality in some cases, but the rest sounds like tardbablle from other females trying to hold back what they "sense" as competition.
I could see it helping more than hurting, if the person doesn't become a paypig (addicted to it).

>>955683129
> It's easy to not pedastalize pussy when you know you can just go buy some.

I actually prefer it that way. No bullshit. No games. No drama. Just a simple business transaction. I pay her money, she makes me bust a fat nut.

>>955683301
and the Asian cultures haven't mixed up sexuality with morality, so it is easier for them.

>>955683209
Yeah, i do realize that those things might be an issue for "some people". I'm on my second marriage right now. I have dated before the advent of online dating. I participated still in online dating. So I had done things in a relatively more traditional way before the first time i paid to play. I find myself wishing I had startef earlier, honestly. Now for some turbo sperg perma virgin, i could see it fucking them up in expected and unexpected ways. As for paypig simping, i believe this to be the ultimate pitfall. The ultimate sin against all men, all women, and one's self. First it prices other men out of relationships and even regular prostitution, because why do women need that when they can just get paid to exist? It incentivizes women to give up normal lives in favor of short term, short lived gains that will dry up when the age leaving them high and dry if they lacked the foreknowlege to invest. Last, the simp seems to claim he gets satisfaction from it, but I beg to differ. I wonder if keeping yourself in that constant state of wanting but never having, actually breeds more resentment, and negative opinion of women, than actually just paying to do the deed.

>>955682530
>I could really do without the whole massage song and dance anyway.

I have back issues and get massages regularly.
I'd rather pay a milfy asian to give me a massage than a legit massage therapist.
Halfway decent massage, walk on my back, rub titties all over me, and finish with her using ancient whore-iental hand technique for a cock massage, too.

>>955684207
>As for paypig simping, i believe this to be the ultimate pitfall. The ultimate sin against all men
Amen.

>>955684363
I've had mixed results on this. Ironically when travelling abroad, I got the best massages of my life from a good looking young Chinese girl, and an absolutely gorgeous Thai girl. I'mnot giving them extra points for being pretty either. I was genuinely shocked at how much effort and skill I got out of them for the massage, the sex, and the way they looked, for how little I paid. Wasn't in an Asian country either. This was in Europe. The aunties back home vary from decent, to the most ameteur shit imaginable.

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Theres one parlor I go to where the ladies wear skimpy outfits and high heels. Seeing those heels pointing towards the ceiling as im drilling makes me feel like im in a porn.
>shit so cash.

>>955684363
I’ve been to maybe 10 different AMPs in my city and I keep going to back to a specific one because they give great massages. I love a good massage. And there is NO better way to end a nice massage than a nice experienced manually release. I’m married with a healthy sexlife. This is pretty much the cherry on top

>>955683021
>watch me not get the infered sarcasm amd try sarcasm of my own
Yeah nigger that was the joke. People get divorced more because getting married and divorced have become easier and less of a social stigma, it has fuck all to do with your ability to be a decent partner to the person you marry. If you took it more seriously as a commitment instead of looking at it as a replaceable part of your life you wouldnt do that shit. The best part is when you faggots try to impart you hate for women on others because your bitter ass wasted your youth married for no fuckin reason.
Salty bitches.

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>>955685474

millennial chinapussy is best chinapussy

Asian massage parlor pussy is so loose it reminded me of my stripper/escort ex

>>955686628
Is it fucked i prefer and cum easier to parlor pussy compared to regular pussy?

>>955686735
How could you? Regular pussy you can go raw and cum inside of. Strange pussy can't make up for that.

>>955685705
>trying to pass off your goofy statement as sarcasm
Nice try goober. Again, trying to moralize on 4chan's /b/ will have no "positive" effect. I would sooner belive that you are a salty foid than a stable married man just casually ending up in the prostitution thread. Typical behavior is to avoid things you don't like, or disagree with. Yet here we are. I'm honest and content about why I am here. You seem to be stuck as a closet case.

I'm married to one and it's eh
need her to lose some fuckin weight
she used to be short and petite and now she's just short and fat

>>955686833
I love sloppy seconds, so when I'm fucking a parlor girl I'm getting that in dozens. Shit makes me cum so hard, I've gotten feral at the thought. I even ate out a parlor girl and paid extra for it. The best part, I was her last one that night. She had been working the whole day and I made her cum after all these guys fucked her. No stds too!

>>955686972
>married to a prosty
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

>>955686628
And you? What the fuck were you niggers thinking. The whole point is commitment free sex on demand.

Let that be a lesson for why you don't do that. You ruined her in a literal sense. Took her off the market, and in one case destroyed her physically. Those girls were on the streets for a reason. That is the very reason Captain Saveaho always gets clowned on. It's not because they want to see you suffer. It's because they want to save everyone involved from future suffering.

>>955684805
Fuck, that sounds amazing

>>955687152
>>955684805
I'm not into heels. Much rather have her barefoot with her toes in my face. Still, I admire their presentation.