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ITT: How did you lose your virginity?
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fucked an asian twink
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>>956116092
Fucked your mom
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>>956116092
Gave a girl a whole bowl of eggs.
Bitches love eggs
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>be 16
>hanging out of gf of the same age
>just simply ask her "can we have sex?"
>she thinks about it for a moment
>"sure"
>she then just takes off her pants and underwear and just lays down on her stomach, not saying anything like a corpse
>once i get the condom on i try to find the hole
>once I do I start fucking her normally
>out of nowhere for no reason I just start punching her in the head
>she says nothing or makes any sound
>eventually my grandma is banging on my door
>have to put on my pants with the condom still on
>convince her we are not having sex and >she fucks off
Still to this day have no idea why I punched her, probably because I'm autistic or something.
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When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So what did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
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>>956116235
Kek. Glad to see this pasta still floating around.
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the first time i had sex was with a white girl, short pizzaface, and into fur, very interesting combination but her suburban coochie was mostly void of heavy usage.
We met on a dating app called taimi, for trans people, but i was just so despriate to get some.
she hit me up one night and said she wanted to fuck and i should come over at 2am.
I ubered to her grandparents home where she snuck me in and then told me that she was allergic to latex. we fucked raw for about 3 hours and im not cumming at all, my dick had never felt the warmth of coochie, and i was hooked immediately
she played a mtv marathon of ridiculousness to drown out the sex noises, which now ruinned the show for me, now i only think about all the fucks
I remember we smoked some weed and then went to the fucking gas station to get monster energy and soda, I felt a little better about fucking raw due to her poor lifestyle choices, maybe her eggs wont soak up my preecum and make a child
I didnt even care at the moment, i had finally got some and that was only the first night
she walked me to target the next morning to buy me an uber gift card and basically paid for my ride home, she told my i had big dick energy and she came over to my room later that month where i sunk her into my room and got some great practice on intimate missionary.
i never came in her, i also perfected my pull out game with her.
such wonderful memories, love ya Hunter
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>>956116092
My younger male cousin fucked me in my ass in the shower while I nutted in the drain.
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>>956116092
18 year old prostitute who was 18 for 3 months. I was 24 snd ready to commit suicide so i said fuck it.
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>>956116092
Met a hot girl through a mutual friend, had good chemistry immediately. Went on a date after talking dirty to her on MSN for a few days. Had dinner, went back to her dorm, gave her a massage, railed her brains out for the next 6 hours. Dated for a while, both got interested in other people, amicably broke up, got back together about a year later after we both had our slut phase (36 bodies for her, 31 for me, neither of us counted anything that wasn't cock in pussy/ass, no clue how much oral we gave/got during that time). We're married now, been together 19 years and counting.
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>>956116092
>be me
>19 and feeling like a late bloomer, still living at home working retail, no college
>on my off time, hang out a lot with a cute girl i've known for years, playing vidya and whatever
>things have never gone anywhere, but one day take a chance and kiss her
>she's into it
>start rubbing her clit, and she moans
>slide her pants down (we were already laying on the bed playing games) and slip it in
>tight as fuck
>grandma pops her head in the room to say dinner is ready, and starts screaming
>mom rushes in with a broom and starts beating me, screaming "anon, she's your 10 year old sister! she's your 10 year old sister!"
>dad runs in and starts beating me with his fists and sits on me until the police arrive
>didn't even get to cum
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Hired a prostitute. Best $50 I ever spent.
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Back seat of my Dads car with my GF/Wife at 16. Damn that was a long time ago.
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The girl you a got a thing for, you take it and put it in a place where you'd want to go to a rollerskate rink with, or a movie drive in. Then just try to convince yourself that even though you're probably in the trunk when you get snuck into that kind of thing. You can weird al will make a parody of the thing you're trying to bust a groove to so it's technically ironic that you're trying to bust a move. I mean let's get personal I'll suck your earlobe if you want to experience the biggest dick you can find sometimes if I can whispers or suck your ear lope. I'm not promising I won't fuck your friends but I swear I will fuck the fuck out of you gimme like 2 or 3 laps around this roller skate ring where I'm obsessed about seducing you and soemone told me they broke into my locker.
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>>956118136
Okay, honestly maybe she was a slut and I'm trying to convince myself other hobbies work too while I'm trying to bang her even though my friends in those places get increasingly annoyed I just try to bang this girl
Sometimes your friend finds a super hot chic that kinda flirts with you and she's like I'd never fuck you, and you're like you know what bitch good. It's kinda funny my best friend would fuck you. I don't want anything to do with it. So you really want your best friend to bang her. It's difficult to explain he could do better but he's already doing way better than what he could do so you can button up your lip or kind of tell him you're more retarded than the retard that is giving him pussy.
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>>956116092
33 years old virgin here
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>>956116092
Friend's mom fucked me
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>be me
>15
>Home alone because parents and brother are on vacation
>It's summer 23, and I go to see Oppenheimer with my then gf
>Parents didn't know about her as I wasn't allowed to date, so I bring her inside because parents are still gone
>Like Sunday night, first time we're actually able to be alone together outside of her visiting me when I volunteered/went to church
>Decide to make a move because I'm horny
>We're sitting together on the couch, and I just reach out and grab her breast because I am a retard and had no idea how to approach it
>Thankfully she must have been horny as well, because we ended up fucking on the couch
>My dogs were with us as well, which made it kinda awkward
>Didn't have any rubber so I had to have perfect pullout game. I didn't trust myself so I pulled out a couple seconds before and came on her stomach
>Out of it so I sit down next to her and my golden retriever comes over
>He's a licker and starts trying to lick my cum off her stomach, so she gets up and that's what causes us to clean up
>Never really got a chance again after that because my parents put up a camera outside due to my fat ass grandfather's car getting broken into when he lived with us
>Eventually broke up with her because she was actually crazy and got off to self harm and blood
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>>956118397
Id suck it.
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>>956118136
>>956118341
I like to think it went down a lot more romantical as a sort of way that it happens. Regardless of if I said any of that or not. I fully believe pulling out works when I do it. I think if you have a talk show host being like you did or didn't pull out right, they'd tell me I'm the fucking champ and I pulled out right. Not that you're suppose to go about it that way.
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>>956120875
>I fully believe pulling out works when I do it.
i used the pullout method with a girlfriend for 6 years, and she didn't get pregnant
i suspect most guys who fuck up the method are waiting until after the first spurt
i don't have the control for it at my age anymore, though, it kinda just comes slopping out when it wants
aging sucks
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>>956120949
Bad luck, you sound like you screwed up a relationship with a girl that likes to go to icp conderts that only wants to talk to you every 9 months or so
I get it, but also I think you had bad timing
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>>956121103
I mean if she isn't bringing up kids and stuff just ask her if she knows where to find some mad dog 2020 and not say you'll see her in court
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>>956116092
>Work my first job at a grocery store
>Cute short girl with a fat ass starts working as a cashier
>She and I don’t hit it off well but one of my other friends has a massive crush on her
>Hes extroverted as hell but also autistic and just talks with her to talk
>They become friends so her and I start talking with her more too
>She has a boyfriend that actually works in the deli department
>Her boyfriend was a total freak and kind of a whiny loser
>Shes hanging out with us instead of her boyfriend
>She breaks up with him because he called her one day to say that he cheated on her
>”Okay retard, bye”
>Shes kinda bummed out but we cheer her up by going to the casino with her and taking her downtown for her 21st birthday
>Eventually my friend asks her out but she says she’s not really attracted to him
>Okay fine whatever
>She finds out I’m a virgin and starts getting real flirty with me
>Sleeping on me when she would get tired, hanging out with me more one on one
>Ask if she had ever seen Game of Thrones since it had just come out recently
>She says no
>Invite her to come over to my house to watch it with me and we’re cuddling on my bed
>She starts kissing my nose
>I go in for a kiss on the lips
>Shes shocked at first but we start making out
>Shes grinding on my leg and I put my hand in her crotch
>Eventually she tells me that she doesn’t want to move too quickly but I know she wants it
>Motion that I want to eat her out because she’s never had anyone do that
>Im teasing the shit out of her kissing her thighs and she asks if she can masturbate
>Eventually pull her pants down and eat her out
>Takes a bit of work but she cums eventually
>Once she catches her breath, she calls my friend about it
>Says it’s the first time a guy ever made her cum
>Come over to her house and she rides me until she cums 3 times
>Dont cum once but I don’t care
Dated her for 9 months and we were fuck buddies for 5 months afterward
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>>956116092
Birthday present.
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>be me
>13 yo
>get really horny one night
>go on yahoo answers to read hot stories
>find one of another 13 yo who's asking how to lose their virginity
>replies say to just wait and it'll happen
>trust their advice
>wait 10 years
>23 yo now
>still never fucking happened
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>>956116092
>be me
>it's the 90s
>I'm 11, get a gf, just turned 13
>her stepdad is an insane paki
>can't spend any time with her outside school
>start sneaking over to get house
>despite the fact that get stepdad would literally kill me if he found me there
>just make out at first
>add some tit action, then get naked
>after a month of this, she says she wants me to fuck her ass
>one week before 12th bday
>too scared of pregnancy to risk it in pussy
>inb4 I know what lube is
>she takes it dry without a sound
>like a champ
>precum eventually lives get
>last maybe 10 min?
>cum hard, now it's very slippery
>she says keep going
>fuck her with a semi till she shakes
>leave before sunrise

Fucked her ass like that for 3 or 4 months, as often as possible. Until I started "accidentally" sliding my dick along her slit during foreplay and she came. Said she was gonna steal condoms, the next night she told me to wear two. Not knowing it reduces effectiveness. Still came hard. Stayed with her two years in all, fucking like rabbits. She couldn't ever bake me cum from a bj, just lacked skills. Good fuck, for the time, but an emotional wreck from her family life.
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>>956117397
What was she like? Did you eat her pussy?
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>first time was when I was 14. Before this, no sexual contact, little interest in girls. Had masturbated
>on weekends I’d walk about a mile to the town park, meet up with friends and play basketball
>girls would sit and talk, watch us
>finish and walking home
>Jen was there watching and was walking with me. Her house is about 200 yards before my house
>Jen is just an average 14-year old girl, average cute, average body
>she’s telling me I looked good on the court
>whatever… what do girls know about basketball, amirite?
>get to her house and she asks if I want to come inside for something to eat
>yeah, why not?
>we go in, grab food and drinks and she invites me to her room
>after we eat, she asks if we can lay on the bed and talk
>when I say OK, she says we should take our sweaty/dirty clothes off
>OK whatever, germ freak
>I take off my t-shirt and go to lay down, but she says to take my shorts off
>I do and lay down in my white briefs
>she strips down to bra and panties (no big deal since I had seen my sister dressed the same)
> she lays down and puts her head on my chest and we talk for about 20 minutes
> she starts telling me how good my chest smells
>licks it and tells me how good it tastes
>think she’s a weirdo
>starts licking down to my shorts, then pulls the waistband down inch by inch
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>>956123093

>ask her what she’s doing and she says it’s OK and that she does this with her dad all the time
>naïve me thinks “well, then it must be OK”
>comments how her dad has a treasure trail like mine (I had a lot of pubes and treasure trail but no chest hair yet)
>ends up with my dick in her mouth
>sucks on it for a few minutes and then lays back, takes her panties off and tells me to get on top of her
>”why?”
>”just do it”
>I do and she fumbles with my dick until it slides into her. she’s tight but no hymen resistance and feels great
>tells me how to fuck her (yes, I needed instructions) and I cum in about 30 seconds
>I lay on my back and she cuddles with me for almost an hour until she says I need to leave before her father comes home
>tells me her father says not to tell anyone what she does because she could get in trouble
>we do this several times
I never fell in love with her. I was just something we did. Sometimes it was just a BJ, sometimes sex. Years later it finally dawned on me that what her father had been doing to her was wrong. I felt bad for her and guilty that I did the same thing to her.
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>>956123105
Why would you feel guilty for having sex with her when you're not her father?
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I also hired a prostitute. She was actually quite a "high end" one that I saved for a long time to see. It was honestly a great experience, 10/10 no regrets.
As an autistic loner weirdo I don't think I would have lost it another way. It made me less afraid to talk to women afterwards and helped me a lot.
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>>956116092
A few firsts here.

When I was 15, I travelled to Germany with my parents. We landed on a Sunday and the award dinner was Tuesday night.

I have been looking at gay sites in London for about a year, but was always afraid of meeting someone I knew so as soon as we landed in Germany, I was looking for real. Nothing clicked until Tuesday morning when I saw that a guy was staying at the same hotel as us. I explained I never did anything with a guy before and he said we could take it slow.
Tuesday night comes and he knocks on my door (separate room from my parents) and a guy who looks like picrel is standing there. Shakes my hand like a gentleman and walks in.

Chat a bit (his English was good and I don't speak German) and he asks if he can kiss me. I actually never thought about kissing a guy, just thought about cocks, but said OK. He stepped up to me, started kissing me and had his hands all over me. Over the next five minutes he took all my clothes off until I was standing in front of him naked. Then he told me to take his off.

Once he's naked I can see he's in shape, decent cock (not the 9" beer can cocks that you read about on 4chan but a good size) and completely smooth below the neck. He gently pushed me down to me knees and told me to open my mouth. When I did, he slid his cock in. He fucked my mouth (since I didn't know what I was doing) and occasionally he's moaning "gut, gut" (good).

After a while he brought me to the bed and started fingering me. I froze because I never said I wanted to go that far, but I was sort of paralyzed. He pushed my legs back to my head, leaned in and passionately kissed me and tried to penetrate me. He kept saying "push, push" and when I did, he slid right in saying "eng" (tight). He fucked me in that position, doggy, over the side of the bed, prone, made me ride him. We fucked for about 30 minutes before he finally blew in my ass. We cuddled for a minutes, he got dressed and left.
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>>956123236
After he left, the room smelled like sex so I ordered room service to cover the smell. Parents checked in with me when they got home and invited me to grab a drink with them (which as OK since I was accompanied). Get dressed and go downstairs to the bar and sitting there with my parents. I look across the room and there's the guy who just fucked me. He sees me, smiles, nudges the woman with him (who turns out to be his wife) and points me out to her. She smiles at me and raises her glass to me.

My head is spinning. He must have told his wife about us. For the next half hour I'm talking to my parents and glancing at them. Finally I need to piss and head to the men's room and the guy follows. Pulls me aside and says his wife wants me to join them tomorrow. I'm an idiot.

"Where are we going?"
"Our room"
"Oh"

Long story short, made excuses with my parents about a canal tour, met the couple in their room, lost my virginity to his wife (looked like picrel) and she watched me get fucked by her husband.
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>>956123146
she had been sexually abused by her father and I was the beneficiary of that abuse.
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>>956123264
Well it's not like she should never have sex again with anyone else. Of course it's the "same thing" (sex), but it's not really the same thing circumstantially.
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>>956116973
>We're married now, been together 19 years and counting.
How's your sex life? Kids?
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>>956116092
It's too late for me. I already have old age droop.
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>>956116092
On my 18th birthday, had drunk sex with a pretty solid 7.5/10 white woman the same age as me
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I might be the only person to ever actually get laid off this site but I swear to God I lost mine to a chick off Adult Friend Finder.

She was fat and had her friend wait right outside the open bedroom door because she thought I might murder her or something but I got it in.
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>>956116092
When i was 16 my older brother had a girlfriend for about a year by then. They're relationship was just sex. We both had bedrooms in the basement and had our own living room down there so we had lots of privacy.
They had fooled around in front of me under blankets at first, then at somepoint they let me see her naked. Over many many sessions this escalated to me watching them have sex, then me recording them a bunch to have their own sex tapes. Finally they invited me into the bed and I'd jerk off while they fucked next to me. Which grew into her jerking me off while he fucks her, to her sucking (with condom) while fucking. She had extremely sensitive nipples so I got to play with her tits but not too much (she was really petite so she had tiny tits anyways.)
We'd sleep in the same bed some nights and play. One night she begged me to finger her while my brother slept, I fingered her for over an hour, hands burning from being tired, but she was humping my hand she was so into it. She kept asking me what I was doing to make it feel so good. Sooo one up on my brother in that department.
Finally one night they invite me to their room and inform me that I get to fuck her. So she got on top and road me while I just laid there, she asked if I could move my hips or something and like an idiot I realized I was supposed to be doing stuff. Came in that position. My brother was outside having a smoke this whole time.

There's more if anyone's interested but I figure that was long enough for now.
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My sister and I were stuck home alone during COVID. We watched game of thrones and our teenage horniness did the rest. We were having sex on the couch by the time the second episode started.
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>>956116092
41yo ex sex worker took it I was 33 at the time
Tightest pussy ever
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>>956123748
One kid. Wife and I fuck pretty regularly, at least once a week. She still swallows and says "thank you, Sir", so I'm content.
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Was 31, first time I actually got pretty far with a girl I met off hinge.

Go on some dates, after a few weeks we finally fuck. I think I had a half chub when I got it in her and I told her “ok! I’ll be honest… I have no idea what I’m doing….”

Also sex kinda hurts and I don’t think girls know how to give blowjobs.

I’ve had two more gf’s since then and I hate to admit it but sex may be overrated. Or I can’t choose partners or maybe I broke my penis. I have no clue. I’ve only been able to cum a few times since I met my current gf.

>>956126357
I think if the ex who took my virginity wasn’t a silly insecure person who thought I cheated, i probably would’ve married her too. She wanted kids. Current gf and ex #2 didn’t.
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>>956116092
I was 15 years old. She was a 40-something mother of my best friend.
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>>956116092

Girl about 13 who had my old teacher from 2 grades prior took a liking to me. I was 14 and we were both heavily autistic and had few friends. Her mother was a neglectful tweaker who was always gone and her grandmother who stayed with her would rather watch Fox News so once we had alone time it never took us long to get to it because we were that bored. Unfortunately my mother put two and two together because I had never spent so much time at a friend's place so often that she concluded we must be having sex, which she confirmed by snooping through my phone and seeing our messages to each other about how fun it was. Mom told her grandmother, grandmother beat her ass and pulled her outta school, Mom beat my ass and took my phone for like 2 years and I never heard the end of it from the kids who found out. Heard talk about charges being filed but nothing ever happened. I didn't even have sex again for 3 years, I thought I'd done something terrible.
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>>956116092
>be me
>totally have sex
>with a girl
>in real life
>all the ways, doggystyle AND normal
She doesn't go to this school though
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>>956123010
Nah, even as a virgin I knew eating a hooker's pussy was/is a horrible idea. She was a good fuck, we met up several times.
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>>956117474
Glad to see an ancient and honorable tradition continuing. I was a little older and it was the back seat of her parents' compact car/
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>>956126964
For me, I was 19 and her 43. She rode my cock in her daughter's bed in her nightie. She told me to cum in her pussy and I did because it was the polite thing to do. I was surprised at how wet pussy felt.

How about you?
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>>956129020
Car sex is awesome. I got my windows tinted partially because of my fondness for it
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>>956116092
I was 16, my sister and I had been experimenting for a little less than two years. We were dry humping and losing more and more clothing. The night it happened we were naked in my bed grinding and I got on top and went for it. I lasted less than a minute and unloaded half in her, half on her.
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at 29 with a hooker
felt great but was over as soon as it started
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>>956130014
Did you use a rubber?
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>>956130105
sure
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>>956116092
escort at 26, didn't really go all that well struggled to stay hard, just wasn't feeling it she smelt off, came in her mouth while pretty much flaccid, was on SSRI's at the time, haven't done anything sexual since (im 38 now)
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>>956116092
First sex I had was gay sex. My grandfather was rich and always had young girlfriends. One of them was black and had a son a few years older than me. I was thirteen and he was sixteen. I only knew him for one summer when he lived in my grampas penthouse. I was a fat kid that did nothing but play video games. He was a foot taller than me, muscular and had been getting laid regularly for years. After hanging out with him a few times it established that he would make fun of me and I would follow his lead with whatever he wanted to do. We ended up alone in the penthouse and we got drunk on rum and he wanted to go in the hot tub. He got naked and his dick was already hard when he got in the tub. I didn't want to get naked and join him. He was jerking off under the water and insisted I get naked or he would come out and get me. I had boy boobs and a fat ass. He had me sit on his dick and he grabbed my boobs from behind. His hard dick was between my thighs and I jerked off. He stopped me after a bit and he had me suck his dick. He sat outside the tub while I was in it and it felt like he was towering over me.
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At 14 I went to my 18y/o cousins house for the weekend. She was a chubby emo cutter. Her mom was a stripper so she was gone pretty much the whole time. She insisted I fuck her in the ass first and this is how I lost mine. The rest of the weekend was dead space, guitar hero, the nearby park with her bf, or fucking in her empty house. Good time.
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>>956130512
Sounds fun, but anal for your first time? That can't be that common.
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>>956130564
I don't think so. She had some issues obviously. We didn't even have lube so she just used her own spit
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>>956116092
A neighbor MILF who was a 27 year old aerobics instructor. I was 6 years younger. She was a sex addict and was horny when her boyfriend was working on the other side of the country. Went over to her house and drank some beers one night and we both got drunk. She said she wanted to change into her pajamas and took me by the hand into her bedroom, led me to sit on the bed, and proceeded to get completely naked in front of me. She put on a belly shirt and some tiny shorts and as she was pulling up the sorts, I got up and moved behind her, and ran my hands over her hips and up to squeeze her tits under her shirt. She had big nipples and I started pinching them. She had nursed two kids with those titties and they looked like it but goddamn she was beautiful anyway. We started making out and she took off my pants and started to blow me. The woman was multi-orgasmic and a true lover of cock and balls and sperm. We fucked three times that night and the second time she literally insisted on swallowing my cum. I couldn't have asked for a better way to lose my virginity.
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Just turned 17 at the time. Asked out the girl in my class who was one of those "date through the entire male friend group" type of slut.
She was crazy af but a cute blonde with nice tits.
First time was surprisingly smooth and she even came
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>>956116092
I was 14. She was my sisters 18 year old friend. Shes in prison now for banging young boys.
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30 yo virgin. I'll let you know when it happens
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>>956130240
she did porn/onlyfans as well, you would of thought she'd be better
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>>956129918
Did she enjoy it? Did you do it again?
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>>956133874
We both enjoyed it most of the time. We did it for almost five years on and off.
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>>956116092
>1976
>Jethro Tull concert, LA Coliseum
>meet girl
>take her back to house where me and my buds are crashing
>she and I kissing on the couch
>everyone goes to sleep
>she guides me in
>no idea what I'm doing
>suddenly nut
>smile because my v-card skated away on the thin ice of a new day
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>>956116092
I fucked the singer of my band who I was friends with in HS, we were like 16. We went to a movie and I stayed over at her place, we got home and put on some music videos and she started playing with my dick under a blanket we were under. I ended up fucking her on a couch in her basement. One of her friends who also stayed over came downstairs right before I was going to go inside her and scared the shit out of us before we got a chance to. I couldn’t get hard at first bc of the nerves. I remember finishing and by the end of it it was like 6am, and we went upstairs and her parents were watching the Remembrance Day ceremonies on TV.
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Got close in high school but always spazed out and just gave up on it. Couch surfing at 19 an Australian girl pretty much raped me. I remember thinking jerking off feels better.
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>>956116235
What a crapy way to lose ones virginity, like wtf was that.
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I was 20, she was 26, she was a lot more experienced then me, it was awkward as fuck, we are still together now and I’m 41

Tip for virgins, don’t wank for a few days to a week before if you are doing it a lot, I wanked off all the time as a virgin and come the big night and some time after I felt very little due to the grip of death, was a few months before I figured that out now sex is much better
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>>956116769
are you black perphaps
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>>956129293
My friend lost his father when he was 10. After that his mother started slutting around and hooked up with some rich guy, leaving him alone starting at 14. My mother, who grew up next to his mother and were in the same gang when they were young, watched out for him and I would get him up for school, make sure he did his homework, etc...

One day I went over his house around 10 in the morning and his mother was there, dressed in a leather miniskirt, knee-high boots and a sheer top. She was also drinking. She asked how I was and then went into a long list of things to thank my mother and me for taking care of her son. She then asked if I had a girlfriend, which I didn't. She grabbed my hand and said to follow her.

Went to her bedroom, had me sit on her bed, opened my pants and started blowing me. I knew this was wrong but fuck it felt good. When I was nice and hard, she slid her panties off, climbed on me and rode me cowgirl until I came inside her. She climbed off, wiped herself with a tissue and told me never tell my mother about it since my mother would most likely knife her (my mother was pretty tough when young).
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>>956134004
>skated away on the thin ice of a new day
well played
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>be 15
>all my friends and I going to high school dance
>one girl invites her friend, Alice
>Alice is cute, Rubenesque with big tits
>get to the dance and you had to buy tickets in advance. Alice and I didn't so we can't get in
>decide to walk home
>at the end of her street is a trail that leads into the woods
>"kids go in there to make out. want to go in?"
>I say yes and we walk down the trail
>reach some concrete barriers, dimly lit by distant street lights
>we sit and she leans in to kiss me
>I kiss back
>kind of put our arms around each other
>I brush her tit and apologize
>"that's OK. it felt nice."
>puts my hand on her tit as we keep making out
>few minutes go my and she takes my hand and slips it under her sweater
>can feel her hot, satin clad tit
>rubbing her tit, making out hot and heavy
>she stops and looks at me
>"do you want to go further?"
>I say yes
>I get up and walk further down the trail
>Alice looks at me like I'm stupid because, well, I AM stupid
>she gets up and says we should probably go home
>walk her to her house
>she says "good night" without turning around and walks into the house
Sorry, I thought you said how didn't lose my virginity.
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>>956116092
Mainly by the act of my cousin straddling me while I was lying down and pushing my cock into her pussy. Was great. I had already cum twice that afternoon, I was wearing her pantyhose.
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>chat with fat tinder chick
>tell her I want to hook up
>she says she'll think about it
>weeks later jerk off 2 times in a day
>that night she texts
>"hey can I come over?"
>not sure if dick will work but tell her ok
>she comes over and we start kissing
>cant get more than 75% hard
>cock slips out constantly
>cant get even 10% hard because embarassed
>tell her to forget about it and drive her home
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Still haven't done it at 31
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>>956116092
Lost mine at 27 with by ex female bestfriend, there was some ambiguity between us and she just had left her boyfriend. well, one thing lead ton an other, we hooked up once.
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On a pool table to a 19 year old girl, I was 15 but read at a college level
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>>956135705
Did she know how old you were ?
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>>956135705
>but read at a college level
sounds legal to me.
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>>956116092
A puerto rican hooker in NYC. Huge soft titties I'll always remember.
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>>956116092
>implying
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Back in the 00s. The girl who had a crush on me in elementary school turned into a prematurely godlike hottie by late middle school, while I remained, or so I still believe, a childish looking goblin.

We were both in the climbing club of said school. the training wall had a massive overhang 15 meters above ground, and someone hauled gym matresses in the deadspace inside it, that we used as a place to chill and chat, using the internal girders to get there.

So, said girl was incredibly pretty and I was waaaaay too awkward and insecure to do anything by then. Someday as we were chilling in that spot she decided it was time to get ontop on me. In hindsight I realize she probably engineered the situation because, what were the odds that i'd end up up there with only her otherwise?

Nothing more came out of it besides a few more sessions, simply because i was way too immature and awkward to have any initiative myself back then (which shows you how idiotic I was because I must not have been that riridulous looking if the gym hottie banged me. several times). Didn't have sex for years after that, only realized I was NOT as horrendous and undeserving of love as I thought when at university.

Even today I think of her fondly.
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>>956135778
older women taking the virginity of younger men was something celebrated in the past.
young men relished the opportunity to fuck older women without worry about pregnancy, etc.
angry blue haired feminists suddenly decided that boys can be "raped" and now we have these ridiculous prosecutions of hottie teachers just for fucking some lucky 15 year old dude.
the world has gone mad.
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Milf coworker at my first internship when I was 19, seduced me right on the company chat.

We kept in touch in Facebook and she got fired a few years later for doing the same thing, apparently it became her thing and she got a little too comfortable doing it in company time.
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>>956135672
Similar to mine but I was younger, and too embarrassed to tell her when I came 5 seconds in, so I just kept going until I blew a second time.

This hilariously led her to tell her friends about how long I could last and how big a load I shot and I ended up with quite a few of them over the next ten years until we drifted apart.
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>>956116092
I didn't because I never lose
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>>956136910
>ust kept going until I blew a second time.
God, I remember the days when I could blow a load and just slow down a bit until the second hard-on kicked in and then blow a second time without a wet disconnect.
Those were the days.
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>>956116092
With the neighbor girl in her barn loft, on a blanket, after we drank a bottle of boonsfarm wine she snuck from the house.
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>>956137379
I think the first three years of my sex life I didn't even lose the hard on, just kept going.
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>>956116569

Brutal
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>>956136910
Lucky guy, was too stressed about it so only had a half boner and didn't even enjoyed it. Wished I had the same course of event as you
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>my mother babysat neighborhood kids in the early 90's
>however, my mother would basically fuck off and go and do whatever she wanted, so really I was the one that babysat kids
>be me, 13
>babysitting 9 year old black girl, latisha
>she's bored
>wants to play the "boner game"
>I'm autistic, have no idea what the boner game is
>she takes off her skirt and panties
>gets on the sofa and lifts her legs up
>the game is I get a boner and stick it in
>I can play this game
>get a boner
>stick it in
>it feels amazing
>shoot ropes inside
We played the "boner game" several times a day for two years.
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>>956137719
I was lucky enough that my first gf was the same age as me and we got to live together in a shitty little apartment with a mattress on the floor.
But she was free-use before anyone had a name for it which was fantastic since I had a perma-boner.
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>>956138085
Say hi to Laquisha (the proper spelling of her name) for me.
Tell her Mr. Johnson from 3rd grade said hello.
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>>956116092
In the lake
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>>956137439
>boonsfarm wine
The staple of just about every blow job I got as a teen.
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>>956116092
Lost my virginity to my boyfriend in college
And now he’s my husband
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My teacher raped me bro
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>>956116569
What
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>>956134849
No I’m Indian
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>>956116092
Innawoods. She was a virgin too. It wasn’t the best experience for either of us.
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My aunt was a kinky ass pedo.
I didn't know the word back then.
She taught me to clean my own asshole with a used douche bottle.
She loved to watch my cousin cum in my asshole.
He was my first bull.
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>>956134642
Yeah, it was pretty disappointing on top of the fact I wasn't really attracted to her and just dated her out of insecurity. Hopefully I will date someone who maybe would be able to make up for that experience.
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I was a 22 yr old bottom and getting desperate, so I hit up the local autistic fatty from high school, drove 40 minutes to her parents house, and fucked her in the middle of the living room while they were upstairs.

Was paranoid as shit for a while she was going to go something dumb like post about us on Facebook.
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Allegedly I knocked up the girl that took my virginity.
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>>956132919
Greentext?
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>couple days after my gf turned 18
>she has black hair, blue eyes, super pale
>like a natural goth/emo/scene girl but not into those, she's a pretty typical girly girl
>we had done a few things but nothing serious
>her mom had once caught her giving me a BJ, she was cool about it but we never did it again because it was heaps awkward
>one day having phone sex (over the landline lol) she mentions that we should do it for real, her dad will be away for work on Tuesday (her dad was not as cool as her mom)
>she even said her mom will be cool with it, she'll just listen to the radio in her room
>they were weirdly open with each other
>her dad will be gone at 8:30am, I'm literally hiding in the bushes outside as he leaves
>I ring the doorbell the minute he's gone, gf answers the door wearing lingerie and greets me with a kiss
>we go to her room and she's already wet
>we start fucking, despite my 7am jack-off still cum in like 2 minutes but pull out
>now there's a huge cum stain on the floor
>whatever we're happy to do round 2
>I convince her I'll last longer if she's on top, and I heard that it feels better for the girl too (lie)
>she doesn't take much convincing
>she cums after like 1 minute of riding me, holy shit I was just making that up but I guess it's true
>she is VERY noisy
>while she's riding me hear her mom make some noise like a loud gasp in the other room but gf doesn't seem to hear
>back of my mind is thinking "wtf is her mom getting off on hearing this"
>I don't care this is fucking amazing
>I cum again
>we decide to eat a late breakfast together (it's only a little after 9am at this point but still)
>we start getting dressed and then I hear her mom AND HER DAD screaming
>oh fuck he must have come home for something and heard us
>I decide I'm going to just walk out the door and face the music, I do love my gf after all
>Open the door
>The parents are in the living room, crying at the TV
>A second plane just hit the world trade center
>Ended up marrying her
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>>956116092
A group of little girls literally raped me because I was even smaller.
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>>956118397
Time to accept you are a sissy faggot. Bend over and I’ll show you what it feels like to be fucked by a real man.
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>>956143580
Male or female?
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met her on omegle at 18. long distance after that, skype sex, calling all hours. flew from the UK to california to stay in her college dorm over summer.

in her dorm room and she's sharing it her cousin, she's in the other bed in the same room right next to us. lights out, both of us horny as fuck dying, hands everywhere under the sheet, breathing through our noses so she doesn't hear.

she rolls over. no condom, both virgins, then i'm inside her tight persian pussy and my whole body short circuits. tight as hell, her teeth in my shoulder, me going slow and deep so the bedframe doesn't rat us out.

eventually pulled out and blew the biggest load of my life all over her stomach and hips and the sheets.barely clean up and sleep in our mess.

cousin was snoring the whole time.pretty sure the snoring changed rhythm at some point so reckon she heard.
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>>me, 16, met a girl, 18, daughter of my dickhead dad's dickhead friend
>>head over heels for the girl next door look
>>fall in love, try to date for a year, but religious parents say no
>>a year later, staying at her dad's place right before moving across the country
>>she sneaks out to meet me in her hay barn
>>fuck for hours, missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, oral, 69, everything but anal. She was on her period tho, she had a tampon in
>>she cums more than i do
>>never had sex before, but had done plenty of oral with previous gfs.
>>convince her to elope with me, I'm 17 and she's 19
>>she agrees, we get married when im 18, have a bunch of kids.
>>turns out she cheats on me for the entirety of our marriage with several people
>>divorced in mid 30s
>>big sad, big mad, big hurt
>>move on, get my shit together, meet a new woman, remarry
>>she's still dating around, posting sad single woman Facebook posts about it

I feel like I won.
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>>956130495
That sounds amazing.
Did he cum in your mouth?
Did grandpa ever suspect?
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>>956148364
Female
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Lost it to my childhood friend, I was a virgin, she wasn’t
She let me go raw because we had been friends so long, I couldn’t cum because I was nervous until she was on top and I ended up giving her a creampie because she came while on me, got pregnant oops

We were friends since we were like 2 and this was when we were 16, she had been with like 16 guys by then and we were nowhere near as close as we once was
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>>956116092
>trying to get a gf for a long time
>always ended up failing badly
>ask mom if i can practice hitting on women with her
>she agrees
>end up doing it for a few weeks
>failing hard at it
>one day something changed
>i was pulling it off somehow like it was natural
>led all the way to us having sex
>was never able to pull it off again
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Never have. Never will. It is foolish to give anyone such power over you.
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>>956125800
Definitely delusional
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>>956127924
Definitely sounds insane having to go through that
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>>956149880
Delusional mentally ill tranny post you scat fetish fags are the most mentally challenged unstable people past present and future
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>>956150403
Was it good or bad?
Did you enjoy it?
I hope you are OK now.
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Probably 13 or 14 fooling around with a cousin that was a year younger. Always would touch and make out and then went full on. Happened a few more times with her back then. No regrets
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>>956152023
>scat
Who said anything about poop?
Your argument doesn't work if you make shit up.
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>>956149880
I sucked his dick for what seemed like a long time and my jaw hurt. He told me he can't cum from blow jobs and wanted me to drink more. He liked bossing me around and when I was getting dressed, he told me to stay naked and go to his bedroom. Felt like I was going to get caught walking around the penthouse naked. I was crazy nervous waiting for him to join me. I knew he was going to fuck me and it would be painful. He came in with rum and cokes. I chugged mine and got right on my knees and started sucking his cock again. I was slobbering all over it hoping he would cum and I wouldn't have to get fucked. He slowly drank his drink and kept a hand on my head. When he finished drinking he grabbed the hair on the back of my head guided me up, turned me around and had me bend over his bed, lubed me up and fucked me
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>>956153012
I can understand him getting off on towering over his sissy.
I hope he wasn't too rough when he used you.
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>>956153150
He took it slow at first, and I didn't think I could take it. I asked him if I could go back to blowing him. He thought I would get used to it better if I pushed my ass back on it and he stood still. He was right, it didn't hurt much and my dick got really hard. He was lightly spanking me and saying how tight my pussy was. I tried to jerk off and it messed up the rhythm. He pulled out and lubed up his cock again and told me I was ready to get fucked properly like a big girl. I got my cheeks clapped. He was really slamming me going balls deep and I was yelping and he was moaning. When he came he was growling and I was pinned down. I could feel his dick pulsate and fill my ass with cum
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>>956149647
She's fucking hot
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>go to a con, get a massive, pants-busting erection for this girl dressed as Asuka in her yellow dress
>I gotta get in there, she's hot as fuck
>try to flirt
>"lol I bet you just wanna fuck me"
>"yes please"
>"hahahaha, okay, but my hotel room is all filled up. How's yours"
>"I went whole hog and rented the whole room for myself"
>"wow, big spender, let's go"
>go back to my room, making out, she's grinding on me
>fuck, I'm gonna die if I don't fuck her
>She gets on all fours, flips up her skirt and pulls down her panties
>no pussy, it's a dude
>fuck it, I could fuck anything at this point; try to J-J-JAM IT IN, it won't go
>"here use this" she passes me a small thing of lube
>slather up, slam it in
>oh fuck this is great, so tight, cum quarts
>nearly black out, pull out of "asuka"
>"wow, you really needed that, huh?"
>"yeah"
>"I need it too"
>gets between my legs, dick is broken, good fucking luck
>"Asuka" lubes up
>wait wait wait
>"Don't worry, I'm not nearly as big as this log you jammed up my ass"
>Feel it go in, "Asuka" is a pro, just sort of rocks back and forth, easing it in
>I just sort of slammed in "Asuka"'s ass at escape velocity and jackhammered until I came
>Asuka is taking their time, getting me used to it, it's not sexy, it's not hot, it feels weird
>strokes my cock as he fucks me, start getting hard again
>suddenly he's groaning and pumping, shoves as hard as he can against me, wanks my dick as he groans
>shit, is he cumming in my ass? that's fucking gay, bro
>pulls out; feels weird; still not sexy or hot at all
>climbs on top; sticks me in his ass again; does this slow grind where he tightens up his ass rhythmically
>this feels amazing, gonna cum again
>blast off even harder than the first time, black out for bit.
>"that was fun, thanks, I thought this was gonna be a boring con."
>"wanna have a beer? We could order some room service, hang out"
>"bro, I'm 13, I don't think that's such a hot idea"
>oh fuck, I lost my ass cherry to a 13 year old boy
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>>956152589
Well it was pretty sucky but I also enjoyed it, I’m fine now though
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>>956157977
Checked

Also, how did it happen? What did the teacher do? How did you feel about it during and after?
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>>956158636
it happened during a trip away, every teacher got their own room and I wasn't feeling well during dinner so she offered to give me some food afterwards so I wouldn't go hungry, it was 9PM and she asked if I wanted to sleep in her room since it was way too loud in the boy's room (6+ kids) and I was happy to

she was pretty attractive and she was like 24-28 and she had us watching a tv show, I thought nothing of it until she started asking questions like if I'm a virgin or I'm masturbating, she answered those questions too
at first I was excited but after about 5 minutes I felt uncomfortable, but I was still hard, which I didn't want to be anymore, she asks if I want to see her body and I wanted to say no, but I still said yes
she undresses and has an innie pussy, unshaven though, or trimmed, whatever
she was gently trying to undress me and I said I wanted to go to sleep, she tells me it won't take long and I'm too nervous to give any pushback, she got me on the bed and went to turn the lights off
while she was turning them off I was still internally conflicted, and when she turned the lights off she came back to the bed and straddled me, and I couldn't see in the slightest
I thought she was giving me another blowjob but then she completely lowered onto me and I could barely even put what it felt like into words, but it was so much hotter (temperature) than I was expecting
she goes up and down for like 5 minutes, and she guides my hand to her pussy and tells me to put my finger somewhere and keep pressure on it as she goes up and down (probably her clit)
I remember it actually being pretty hard to do that, eventually she started moaning and her pussy started clenching down weirdly
she was surprised I hadn't came yet and I don't know why I lasted so long, she got on her back and I had to fuck her for 20 minutes before cumming, and I remember the orgasm was weirdly instant, so I came inside her
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>>956159771
after I came her pussy looked so horrible, it wasn't good looking anymore
I tried to tell my friend but he just hit me with the "MY MAN!" and wouldn't actually hear the truth which was I got assaulted, so I told nobody else
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lost it at a comic con while cosplaying ochaco from my hero academia, he said he would pull out and he didn't
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>>956157219
hahahahahaha
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>>956157219

Man, cons were the fucking best back in the day.
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With a friend's gf, behind his back after one of their arguments
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>>956116092
Uncle Mike said he would buy me ice cream.
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>>956159803
Sorry anon, I'm not gonna lie but that was a hot story. I'm a bit confused how you could see her pussy when you "couldn't see in the slightest" though.
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>>956163633
shit, I forgot to readd that part, I had to cut a few chunks out at the end for the text limit
I couldn't see so I had to go turn on the light, then I came back, that was after she came and got on her back
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Met a girl 3 weeks into college, we hit it off immediately, would eat together, go for walks on the quad. I'd hug her goodbye and grab her butt and she didn't mind. One day she just came up to my room and said "let's watch TV". My tongue was down her throat within a minute. Fingered her and got a handjob. (We kinda had to help each other out because neither of us knew what we were doing). We spent most of that year figuring it out, had actual sex right before finals in April.

15 years later we're still married!
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>>956163943
how sweet, first time I gave my husband a blowjob I took him out of my mouth so I could ask if he was close
got a cumshot to the eye that night
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>>956163839
Ah, so you turned the light on and the sight of the pretty attractive mid-twenties teacher just didn't do it anymore? To be fair, given your internal mental resistances to what she was doing the whole time, I guess the post-nut clarity would have crushed like an anvil.

I feel kinda bad now, I'm sorry that happened to you anon.
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I was 17

I had met this girl a few days before and she invited me to her house, we ended up her in bedroom and the next thing I know we are naked and she’s putting a condom on me..

She put it in and I jizzed almost instantly it was embarrassing as fuck but she didn’t care, we ended up staying together for 3 years and fucked everywhere. Late night in public parks, swimming pools, back of a cinema.. (got caught getting a bj by a very angry lady she was disgusted lol)

That was Im 44 now, those were some good times lol
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>>956163999
I was still attracted to her and horny before I came, but I never consented and my 14 year old boy hormones made me go along with it
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>>956116092

Brother in Germany. It wasn't to bad. I fucked a cute Asian chick. Honestly I was a slightly disappointed after consuming porn since I was 12. It was a bit awkward, I was pushed by a friend of mine. I had to be 20 or so. I almost said "no". On the positive, I stopped having a complex of being a virgin.
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My 15 year old brother took my virginity when I was 11. It started with him holding he down and eating need out, then later, he came back, I did more because I was curious and horny, but said I didn't want to have sex. He started to slip in anyways so he just went for it. He fucked me for the years after that, then he left at 18. He is in prison now.
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lost my virginity to a 24 year old lady at a motel when I was 15, told her I was 18
it was a family road trip (going to family for holiday) and I bumped into her at the pool while I was there alone (neither of my sisters) and she was very attracted, she found me attractive too, she thought I looked young and I lied through my teeth and said I was 18
after about 20 minutes she asked if I wanted to join her in her room to play some games (I thought she meant actual games at the time) and she let me fuck her, after I put it in I came after 10 seconds, I had already told her I was a virgin and she had a UID I think? she said I could cum inside, it was a UID or something else
we actually play some games until I get hard again and keep going, I get her phone number because she actually lived about 2 hours away from me, so sometimes she would come over while my parents were gone too, sisters would be home sometimes too though

I royally fucked up though because I followed her on instagram which had my age and she blocked me
I also found out a few months ago that my sisters knew I slept with her at the motel, which I don't even know how they know that
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>>956164147
Stupid typos.

Holding *me down
eating *me out
fucked me for *three years
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>>956159803
>I tried to tell my friend but he just hit me with the "MY MAN!"
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lost my virginity when I was 10 in germany to a teenage boy at the hotel, I remember having to push so hard to get him to go along with it because he was worried about getting in trouble, in the middle of cumming he panicked so hard because he fucked a 10 year old girl
like, come on man, I wanted it
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>>956116092
had sex
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>>956164044
>I never consented and my 14 year old boy hormones made me go along with it
That's... an interesting thing to say...

Women who have sex and later claim rape may be using similar reasoning.

You lacked free will without being drug induced. Your primal/animalistic urges made you commit to an act you consciously rejected at that time and later on. The law protects you due to being underage and it's a position of authority issue too... but maybe she couldn't stop herself either. Perhaps you both lost free will. God determined sex between you must unfold that night.
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>>956164309
damn how old was he
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>>956164356
he was like 14-18 probably
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>>956164436
I'm 22, he had a right but there was no reason for him to be, I wasn't gonna tell anybody then and there, and it was in the shower room at 9PM with nobody else there, not even either of our families
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>>956164505
Don't go, you're gonna die
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>>956164695
what happened
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>>956164920
Lol some "you want to chat somewhere else" shit.

Never go to a second location.
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>>956116092
I haven’t. Currently 27
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>>956164948
Hey you wanna go to another /b/ thread? Nothing bad's gonna happen, it's just a little... hyperlink alteration, if you will. Perhaps the OP will be different, and some other anons might show up... but it'll be *perfectly* safe. Just toggle to a different board style, try Yotsuba B darling, it'll be okay, let me comfort you with this text emitting as photons from your electricity-driven computer monitor into your EYEBALLS. Let me touch your eyeballs, qt3.141592653589793238.



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