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Love and kisses are nice.
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But so are hooves
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Furry pilots?
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>>956137947
Everyone in the navy and air force is a furry.
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>>956138027
Wow. Really?
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>>956138231
There have been so many news stories of officers being caught in fursuits.
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>>956138431
Why on earth did my careers adviser at school not tell me. This is an outrage.
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>>956138027
>Fact status true
What's up snarf how has your Saturday been?
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>>956138696
I'm at dialysis.
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>>956138231
I think Snarf is exaggerating a little bit. But I am following at least 3 furries who have "pilot certified" in their bio. I havent seen a lot of veteran furs. But maybe a lot of them just don't flaunt their veteran status?

So yeah the "furry pilot" thing that become a meme a couple of months ago, because some republican guy brought it up, is in fact true.
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>>956138789
Oh shit I forgot my bad. I'm still new here and struggle to remember all of the names. Stay strong friend, I think you mentioned having company? And if not we are here for you, and you are in our thoughts.
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>>956139020
I need a twink nurse.
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>>956138027
We should probably get some in the British Military. Never know when the french are going to plan a sneak attack.
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>>956139686
Twinky enough?
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>>956140959
Yes.
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>>956141322
Sorry things are so rough for you buddy. Hope you are being well looked after.
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>>956141561
The clinic does a good job.
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Good afternoon.
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That's nice. I hope they find you something better like a new kidney. Life is so precious.
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>>956143061
I have so many new things to try out. Hopefully in the not too distant future. Being nervous is actually quite good fun.
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>>956141822
Afternoon. I know it goes against the grain, but with all of these uniforms perhaps you have a garbage man?
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>>956143061
Rrat
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>>956143548
I have a picture of The Trash Man.
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He throws trash all over the ring and then he starts eating garbage.
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I'm gonna make shrimp and crab etouffee tonight.
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>>956145116
The greatest.
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>>956145592
He is a national treasure.
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mewmew hi
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>>956149148
Katten, come get some etouffee tonight. Shrimp and crab.
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>>956149209
i fucking love crabs and shrimps omgg
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>>956149310
It's gonna be real good and I'm making quite a bit of it.
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>>956149148
MEOW.
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>>956149359
hnggg niiice*cums*

>>956149699
mewmewmew hi
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>>956149839
Eat the etouffee and be merry.
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>>956148516
Hi!
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>>956149839
Not sure what that is exactly but if I found it scurrying around my bedroom, it would be most welcome in the bed.
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>>956149839
I am so burntout.
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>>956150331
That belly looks more in need of nose nuzzles.
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>>956150231
sameee ;3

>>956150331
u tho?
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>>956150138
hi?
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>>956150741
hi1
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>>956150643
Issues with my mom and her dementia.
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Have you thought about moving her into a care facility?
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>>956151707
She has no insurance to cover it.
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>>956151620
;~; thats really hard to deal with yeah youre hella burnt out
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>>956151751
How old is she? Old enough to be enrolled in medicare?
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>>956151751
He's going to be really disappointed when I snuggle my face against his sweaty ass paw instead of his crotch.
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Luc banned yet?
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>>956151898
Medicare requires a year of already being in a facility to qualify for the programs offered out here.
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feetsie feets!!
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>>956152972
Nigger
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How often do you guys think about death. I wonder if it's peaceful?
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Then we must agree our democrat Navajo girl. Until I’m banned. Oh god.
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>>956153522
depends how it happens. I foresee myself dying from sickness and disease so painful miserable anxious
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>>956153571
That sounds absolutely miserable. Personally I don't know what my fate will be. Will I die surrounded by loved one, or rot away alone in some dark room? Either way, I hope death is peaceful and quiet, really quiet. I just want things to be quiet.
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>>956153522
A lot. I have died a couple times myaelf and gave lost a couple of loved ones.
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>>956152969
They should cover part time nurses for homebound patients.
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>>956153571
You are going to die from diarrhea poisoning.
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>>956153693
i think the optimal death is just dying in your sleep from like being old ya know

>>956153854
like endless diarrhea?
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>>956153803
My apologies, but I am having a little trouble understanding your grammar?
>A lot. I have died a couple times myaelf
How? Do you mean you were medically considered dead and were brought back by a defibrillator or something? Or is it a metaphorical?
>and gave lost a couple of loved ones
I'm assuming you're talking about losing loved ones, maybe a brother? I'm sorry you had to go through such an ordeal. It's really not fair. But life isn't fair, and we'll all die some day.

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>>956153981
I guess so. You go to sleep and never wake up, sounds very peaceful.

I sometimes walk in a graveyard within driving distance from my house. The other day I noticed a gravestone of a baby who shared my exact same birth year. I think he was only 2 or something, poor thing. I wonder what he would have become had he grown up like me. Would we have gone to the same school? Would we have been friends? Makes you think.

Life is cruel sometimes.
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>>956153837
We tried that, my mom randomly became racist.
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>>956154005
I'd suck the fuck out of your cock. After you nut hard down my throat, I'd pull you in by your asscheeks and suckle your post cum sensitve cock and make you jump and squirm.
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>>956154090
I never wonder about the dead and what could have been. I grew up thinking knowing that the dead are dead and thats that. focus on the living and yourself.
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>>956153981
Maybe, or maybe you'll be poisoned with diarrhea?

>>956154005
Yes, medically dead and brought back twice. They do say that third time's the charm.

Brother and gradmother. I actually witnessed my grandma's death. A few of us were there when she was taken off life support.

Life isn't unfair, it just is.

>>956154090
That reminds me of when the great philosopher Albert Camus visited his father's grave in France. Camus's father was drafted into WWI by the French when Camus was still an infant and he died during the First Battle of the Marne. Camus was older than his father when he visited the grave and it caused him to feel a reversal of sorts. Camus felt a strong paternal urge to protect this young man and a deep sense of sorrow that his father never really got to experience life.
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>>956154221
Personality changes often occur when the brain is failing.
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>>956154241
Thanks anon, but I'm not the guy in the pic lol. That would be Rikobarks. I wish I had his physique.
>>956154437
First in my bloodline to see that picture, thanks anon. But you do have a very agreeable philosophy on death. We shouldn't worry about what could have been, or what was. Instead we should worry about what we will be.
>>956154447
Well I'm greatful you're not actually dead. If you beat death twice, I'm sure you'll beat it again.

If you don't mind me asking? Do you remember what dying felt like? I would guess it was very similar to going to bed, one second you're awake, then suddenly you're awake again but in a different room.

Enjoy the Hyena twink.
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>>956154656
We're all already dead, we just don't know it yet.

I do not remember what it feels like, it happened a long time ago when I was an infant. The brain doesn't even form memories properly at that point. Just makes vague connection. Probably why I'm afraid of hospitals and terrified of needles.
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>>956154447
like injectd into me?

>>956154656
worry isn't what you should do either. cherish and appreciate the good times and the loved ones you have now.
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>>956155049
Sure, if that's how you want to go.
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>>956154788
I see. I'm glad we don't have memories as infants, that's actually one of the most underappreciated aspects of human life.
>>956155049
I suppose you are correct. I personally have more of a cynical outlook on life. But I agree it is important to appreciate the wonderful things that make life worth living. Nature, family, companionship, love. It's what makes us human.
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>>956154484
She went back to normal and had nothing but nice things to say about the person when she was no longer in charge of her. She has mild oppositional defiant disorder, so she's always been a stubborn bitch.
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>>956155231
Some folks claim they can remember their births, but that has never been proven to even be possible. My first memories are from around the age of two, I was already out of the helmet I had to wear to allow my skull to fuse back together after the wreck.

>>956155306
Was she ever treated for that?
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>>956155231
i like your furrsuiter collection by the way.
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>>956154656
This one is tasty.

>>956155349
Nah, she developed it as part of handling with her trauma from her child abuse.
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>>956155642
Ah. Are you the only one taking care of her or do you have siblings and kther family that are helping out?
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>>956155702
My sister and my brother are here to help, but they both have full-time jobs.
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>>956156839
You don't have a job?
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>>956153522
I've one NDE, one stay in a hospital due to a heart condition, and one dream in which I had a very violent but eerily realistic death. In all 3 cases it was the most peaceful I've ever felt in my life.
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>>956156859
I'm on social security for the kidney disease.
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>>956157601
Sounds like you should need to get a new kidney. Drifters have kidneys and I'm sure they'd be willing to sell you one for a gram of crank and a bottle of cheap party liquor.
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>>956157897
Good idea. Get one from Violet. He wouldn't be missed if he sorta disappeared.
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>>956159471
Violet isn't a homeless drifter. I'm also pretty sure she doesn't boot meth.
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>>956159964
Yet.
If he ever does get up the guts to leave mom and find out just how much it costs to live it wont be long before he's sucking dick at truck stops for meth.
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>>956160068
Sex work is the oldest profession.
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Goodnight.
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rent free
seek help for obvious mental illness
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Damn, it turns out the guy who ayed the first, and most iconic, monster lf the week in The X-Files is a monster in real life.
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>>956163026
who?
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>>956163036
A fellow by the name of Doug Hutchinson. He played Eugene Tooms in the first season of The X-Files as well as the sadistic prison guard Percy Wetmore in The Green Mile.
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>>956162996
fuuck! I bet he has a huge knotted cock!!
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>>956163260
well that's awful
sometimes people who play monsters really are, and can't help but embody it
I try not to be

>>956163273
and I want it
wolf men <3
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>>956163317
Yeah, he groomed a minor then married her at the age of 16. He also allegedly beat her during their relationship. A month after his divorce from her he allegedly started grooming another minor, this one is 15 years old.
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>often playing disturbed and antagonistic characters
Yeah that tracks
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>>956163317
it must be soo good to sit on that knot and feel it go all the way in!!
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>>956163387
yeah that's crazy
and here I feel like a creep because I want to talk to one girl again who was from here, and I was friends with like 5 years ago
we became friends when she was 16, and I was trying to keep her off 4chan because I had to do that with one other poster from here before that, and she started flirting with me and sent me a picture of her ass in panties anyway
she tried to argue that it was the age of consent there, and I told her not to do those things, so I stopped talking her because it was really awkward
she's weird and autistic, and is like 21 now, but she's really interesting, posts funny statuses, and I kind of just want to be friends again
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>>956163470
I have a couple large Bad Dragon toys, and I probably could take the knot of one of them again if I wanted, but it's really big
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>>956163500
Maybe not talk to her again though.
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>>956163600
she's actually one of the most interesting people I've talked to from here
it's just awkward because of all that, but I love how autistic and weird and uh, expressive she is
she's my kind of person, and I want to know how she's doing
some things I saw a week or two ago made me want to talk to her again
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>some GET and an images of two streamers who apparently pissed themselves
>next day or two there's a Cottontail clip about pissing herself
parasocial but I low key like how weird and parasocial this is....

anyway, the girl I was friends with can't tell when she has to pee so she'd wear diapers
I'm not into that, but I found it interesting
and when she has a status that says something like "call me a shiba inu the way I like shibari and uh..." well, yeah
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Women are DOGS
Yaaa~
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>>956163634
Yeah, Seinfeld said the same thing wjen he was dating that high schooler as a 30 year old man.
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listening to my cousing bitch and moan about women for hour like incel again make me wonder if having high education actually means something
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>>956163857
I love women

>>956163877
I've never seen it
also that's pretty far removed because she's probably in her last year of college and I'm not 30, still have like 7 months until that
and given she's literally on the other side of the world we'd more than likely never date

>>956163881
pot, meet kettle
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Depends on the individual
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>>956163911
Sure, but still. Let's just say befriending a person who, as a sixteen year old girl, sent you lewd photos when you were an adult is very bad optics.
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>>956163962
I mean they weren't really lewd, suggestive maybe with an upskirt pic of some ass, but that's not that bad
sometimes things that seem bad aren't really that bad
I told her not to do that, and baf was actually being groomed back in 2019, and I was the one to keep him from talking to some disgusting pedophile morbidly obese piece of shit prison guard who was proud of beating inmates
so I try to prevent anything from happening to minors, and tell them not to do stuff like that
idk I just think some people need to chill sometimes, teenagers are dumb
I was 15 when I made a name for myself here
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Nobody got that one, unsurprisingly
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>>956164130
sex
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>>956164020
Yeah, saying it's not bad when it comes to suggestive photos made and sent to you by a minor is a bad look and very sketchy.
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>>956164130
I like that Clio is realistic

>>956164202
I don't care
I didn't ask for them, and I told her not to do it
that wasn't the point
my point is that I'd like to be friends with her again
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>>956164361
I know, you said that. I'm not accusing you of anythjng, just telling you how it looks.
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>>956164427
yeah, I guess I just felt like saying it as a way to defend myself because it does feel weird
meh, I know myself pretty well, I've always been a bit of a creep and a weirdo
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