Choke me out, it's all love and no doubt,Will you get to me first or will the internet clout?For me it's just a silly roundabout,No matter where you turn, I'll still find you out!Don't leave me alone, I don't like the drought,That's what it's all about, without you my brain goes out.Oh what the hell, just become my spouse. What are you waiting for? Join me in this maddening playground!
Really shouldn't pet your cat like that
https://youtu.be/eMqWJDP28p8>>24367692I think I'll keep the first one you sent for now, might be able to make it work despite the resolution.>>24368021Definitely not, it made sense for the OP though.
>>24368021you should pet your cat like that(I'm your cat)
>>24368029Does it have to have a transparent background?Didn't know you were into choking>>24368033You sure? I'll have to make sure the fear of god enters you before I let go.
Nobody gaf in this thread either fags
>>24368055It doesn't, and I'll keep that as well.Either I put you under Mordred's arm with the first pic, or go for a more comedic vibe with this one and have you peek in the car from one of the windows.In fact, I am not.
>>24368004new thread new me>>24368010>oof damageYeah that's always the appeal of them, plus the minor AoE damage that you can get with charged shots.>half your shots missOhhh yeah, that's always the issue with slow-ish projectile weapons, isn't it? If you haven't done so already, try jumping up and firing down (assuming the other AC isn't jumping around like a /pol/ish schizo on election day). Assuming there IS AoE and I'm not misremembering, it may hit more often? Possibly?>it was shortLole next time try accepting his offer, then shooting him after his shields come down & he's in the middle of his little "phew! thank goodness!" speech. the results are great.>>24368033don't provoke Aeris like that he might end up posting something fa->>24368055>fear of god...oh nevermind it's just sadistic. hot.
>>24368055>You sure? I'll have to make sure the fear of god enters you before I let go.make sure I go unconscious and start twitching a little before you let go, it's not any fun otherwise
>>24368064Bit of a GAFFE on our part, huh?
Actually I should probably just put Hiro under Mordred's arm. Makes more sense.>>24368084Give me a picture to edit into this one you silly goose, heck.>
>>24368064Some people might have gaf a little bit >>24368065I kind of just want to see what the peek would look like desu >>24368084The basic shoots leave an aoe dot on the ground too. I went back to the pistols and put a laser railgun thingy on my shoulder.> you haven't done so already, try jumping up and firing down (assuming the other AC isn't jumping around like a /pol/ish schizo on election day). That would probably help but the pistols are just way more fun. Time to do my C rank arena missions. >...oh nevermind it's just sadistic. hot.Choking is very hot >>24368086Soo which bantoid am I choking out tonight?
>>24368138Realized there's practically no space on the windows. Hard to show you how it would look like right now, but definetly going to be placed where the blue haired girl is, I gotta wait for Hiro to send me a pic first so I can figure out how to place Mordred on the passenger seat.
>>24368138>Soo which bantoid am I choking out tonight?meee>Choking is very hotbeing choked out feels so good it's something everyone should experience
>>24368106>give me a picture to editUh... like a template? Inspiration? Something that'd easily be edited into it? Pls b patient I am overthink everything.>>24368138laser railgun is fun unless u have it on the right shoulder and u wanna charge it. holding E and W is finger cramp central.>pistols are way more funpistols are way more fun, i agree. they go pewww pewwww pewwwwww whereas plasma goes pew... zzzt... and isn't as fun.>Choking is very hotI'm glad we agree.
>>24368158Well I'm excited either way I just like being apart of group photos for once >>24368163Whos me? Have you done it to yourself or has somebody got their hands around your neck?
>>24368240Since you've been posting gfl girls, do you have any that show a favorite of yours shooting from behind cover?And I mean, the perspective is from behind cover, so you see X girl back shooting at enemies.
>>24368240OH YOU MEANT A PICTURE TO EDIT INTO THE ONE YOU POSTED.Fuck, why did I only realize this after?Um, if that's the case, probably this one. I resonate with AN-94, she is literally me.This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>24368252Scratch that, my bad.>>24368248Yeah give me a bit to find a good one.
>>24368252That's fine too, neat. Gonna have to remove the hearts but that's not a problem.
>>24368255I guess if you have AN-94 in that pose then it would be peak.
Nice thread, volume XXIIReminder: Love and appreciate KAFU
>>24368241>Whos me?uhhh you don't know me, the swiss boy dragged me here from veegee like 2 or 3 days ago>Have you done it to yourself or has somebody got their hands around your neck?both... I can cum just from being choked if im horny enough
>>24368241All these years on this wretched website and you've never been put into and edit/collage?>>24368280>>24368106
>>24368464Are you actually going to do it? ... I'll be there? Just asking
>>24368490Hop in I'm driving.
>>24368505I choose to be depicted as Defoko, so go on, as you please
>>24368505In my personal opinion, Aeris should be Zunko (the girl with himecut behind the one with pink drills). Her face in that image resembles the gaze of most of his waifus, lol
>>24368514If you have any picture that you like and has a similar artstyle then please be my guest and send it over.Editing all the dotting out from that picture you sent is gonna look like shit (And be a pain in the ass for me to edit out aaaaah)>>24368528So far that's the plan, with this pic he sent >>24368055
>>24368240I’m actually the opposite. E is easy for me to hold down, and Q is the annoying one.>whereas plasma goes pew... zzzt... and isn't as fun.Think I'd rather use the laser shotgun with one laser pistol if I ever decide to stop using dual pistols. The rail cannon seems like it works really well with this build though. >I'm glad we agree.You won't be >>24368282Are you from the Tekken threads or somewhere else? >I can cum just from being choked if im horny enoughThats honestly pretty impressive >>24368464I've been in a couple and I made it onto a wiki once. We generally made lists and held literal popularity contests instead of edits. I got voted the second cutest poster behind a guy named Wish.
>>24368530I think this image should workDo you need me to make it a png? Just say the word
>>24368260Best I can do is this pic of my first and forever GFL waifu. Even looking amongst screenshots from the game and digging boorus, it was shockingly hard to find something that seemed like it'd fit. Most pics are either a side view, front view, or don't have any cover... which is odd because I swear I remember something like what you described from... fuck what event was it, Continuum Turbulence maybe? Possibly Isomer?I know there's a similar one in Shattered Connexion but that CG is kino and should not be posted unspoilered....also, I had to reduce the image quality & dimensions to fit the 2mb limit, sorry.
>>24368538>Are you from the Tekken threads or somewhere else?the total war thread>Thats honestly pretty impressivehave you ever been choked out or do you just do the chokingask me how I found out that I liked it so much :3
https://youtu.be/r7rC_0pmhNo>>24368538I think I have a couple of those contest pictures saved actually...>>24368613Oh yeah that's perfect, I'll crop it myself since I have to see how much I actually need to crop because of the seats and yadda yadda.>>24368616No worries I'll keep the first one you sent, I can make that fit and plus it'll be AN-94.
>>24368280hello Chile!>>24368469hello Canada!>>24368538Huh. Well either way you know what I mean, and that's what matters.>laser shotgunThose are so fucking fun. People can do some crazy shit with the smaller laser shotgun that looks more like a star trek mcdonalds toy from the 2000s than an actual shotgun. The... the smaller one, you'll know it when you see it. I've seen that thing shred final bosses when combo'd with the pilebunker and/or the linear rifle.>You won't be....Uh... I um, I see... I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that. I'd rather not be pulled into your harem yet.
>>24368663Yeah sorry about that. The game has tons of kino moments but I never realized how many of the back shots are for melancholic or climactic 1v1s.This screenshot sticks out in my mind too. It was for a Ghost in the Shell collab and... man, seeing Shikikan finally put an end to that event by capping the guy in the chair was wantonly satisfying.But uh, yeah, sorry I couldn't find anything...
>>24368634Are you the guy thats forcing him to play the 40k one when it comes out? He was complaining a lot about it last night. >have you ever been choked out or do you just do the choking ask me how I found out that I liked it so much :3I've never been choked before in any way. Choking other people is more of what I'm into. How did you find out you liked it so much? >>24368663Scanner used to host them yearly and it was pretty fun when everyone was playing into it. I think he lost most of the stuff he had saved related to it though. Your pictures might be pretty rare now. >>24368666Don't think I've unlocked the smaller one yet but maybe it'll help me cheese the final boss if I get stuck ;) >I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that. I'd rather not be pulled into your harem yet.Fair enough Its like it never happened
>>24368748>Are you the guy thats forcing him to play the 40k one when it comes out?nyo>Choking other people is more of what I'm into.well, have you ever done it?>How did you find out you liked it so much?I did martial arts when I was in high school, and we learned how to do blood chokes and were practicing them a little, I got choked out by my crush and I creamed myself in front of everyone
>>24368682That's alright don't worry about it, just thought it'd be a pretty nice addition since I'm probably making the back window transparent and put cop lights, cause why the fuck not.Damn they did that? I stopped playing exilium after the UMP sisters chapter.>>24368748I can imagine, making or participating in waifu collages was truly something.I don't think I have anything particularly special, I'd have to go check but definitely not right now.
>>24368748>the final boss>theThere are three, one for each NG run. Strap in, Aeris. AC6 adds new stuff after you reach NG+ in typical Fromsoft fashion.I'm happy you're enjoying the game, by the way, the amount of people I know who enjoy Armored Core is precisely 2, and those 2 don't play the games often enough for me to talk about it.>never happenedI've already forgotten.>>24368791>transparent windowaw man that would've been great. I had a feeling it was something like that so I put my best effort into searching. It helped that my ADHD meds were finally in stock again & I could focus.Part of me now wants to try again but I don't want to interrupt your image editing.>GFLOh, Ghost in the Shell was a first game thing. Exilium hasn't had any collabs yet. The first game collabed with VA11 Hall-A, The Division, Ghost in the Shell, and a few others I think? Maybe? I can't remember.
>>24368809I didn't get to you yet, I just finished fixing up Mordred's crop(pain).Ah I see, I missed most of those then, I remember they had a Guilty gear collab too at some point.
>>24368788>well, have you ever done it?Yes and I've made people choke themselves too >I got choked out by my crush and I creamed myself in front of everyoneCould they tell? I'd just pretend I pissed myself at that point >>24368791Think I've already seen a lot of them that have been posted around in your waifer threads anyways. >>24368809Do I at least get more weapons for NG+? I'd be fine with that if I could mix it up a little. >the amount of people I know who enjoy Armored Core is precisely 2, and those 2 don't play the games often enough for me to talk about it.Doesn't really seem like the kind oof game you play forever IMO. I'm basically just buying time for the new poe2 patch to drop.
>>24368950Huh, I wasn't aware they did a Guilty Gear collab. Then again I hardly follow anything fighting game related...>>24368954>more weaponsYes. And new frames. My favorite frame is NG+ only.>Doesn't seem like the game you play foreverIt's not, not unless you're into the PvP I guess. I don't like PvP though... I preferred Armored Core Verdict Day's multiplayer because it was basically a cooperative boss raid mode. Alas, they shut the servers for that game down 2 or 3 years ago.>just buying timeOh. I see... well that's a good way to do it, I suppose.
This is looking much better than expected. >>24368954We more or less had one every other year.Without counting Relm's own group drawings about us faggots.>>24368992It was even before the VA-11 Hall-A collab, they just added Elphelt and her dark version(?)
Nah could be better.
>>24369278It will be better, don't worry
A lot better.
Reminder to find some alcohol to put in Mordred's hand.
>>24368954>Yes and I've made people choke themselves toohot... I would choke myself for you...>Could they tell? I'd just pretend I pissed myself at that pointhe laughed at me
>>24369068Ohh wow, yeah that's awesome. I never noticed them in the Doll index, but yeah it looks like she's the second ever special Doll. Cool!My GFL1 UID is 1675426 if you still play>>24369247>>24369338Looking good!
I HATE MYSELF, I ALWAYS HAVE NEW IDEAS FOR NEW PROJECTS AND STUFFBUT I NEVER FINISH THE ONES I HAVE PENDINGWRYYYYYYYYYY
IM OFF FOR FOURFUCKINGDAYSFUUUCCCKKKKKYEEEAAAHHHHshitposting time>>24368004>Choke me out, it's all love and no doubt,mmmhmm>>24368021im the cat and its fine>>24367242i died 3x times at least, 1x time i stpped on a mine and 2x droneed....one to the chest and the other to the headim so used to intense dreams i dont wake up when i die anymore and just keep going through it> rather comicalthe next weeks retribution is pretty intense so i make up for it hehe :p >>24367255woah thats pretty abstract and it seems you're very FF7 brained which is (imho) based af :pif i had to interpret it seems you'r searching for something and you probably know what that is maybeor it seems kind of an open-ended wandering soul, always on an adventure?>>24367275pickeles are green but you wont eat pesto??pesto is SUPER tastyi can kinda understand avocados
>>24369573>im so used to intense dreams i dont wake up when i die anymore and just keep going through itI sometimes have dreams where I die and usually it just feels really warm and fuzzy and I wake up
>>24369543I'm the exact same way... Starting something is always so easy, especially when you really want to do it, but finishing is hard. There's a sex joke to be had in there but I'm in real talk mode.Is this a project that has to be done or is it a personal project? I used to have a lot of personal projects, not one of them was ever finished without someone else stepping in and helping me out, whether it be with content a new tool.Just don't hate yourself for it, fren, self-forgiveness is hard but u have to do it. And if you find you can't forgive yourself, then know that I, a totally random tripfag, forgive you
I forgot to eat today. Oh shit.>>24369573>off for four daysRest well and shitpost hard, friend!
>>24369508"Sadly' kinda lost the willpower for gacha. I completed what I missed about GFL 1 story last year and then just never picked it up again.I still have it installed on my phone but I don't even remember when's the last time I opened it.We cooking.>>24369543I probably have 30 projects/ideas I came up with over time and left there, some even started working on and put on hold after a couple weeks.I'm not saying it's normal, but most of them are ideas that were better off "left to marinate".>>24369573>mmmhmmBurh.Huh, what do you mean you keep going after dying? You just got into 3rd person and watch the world unfold?>if i had to interpret itI guess being and old FF fan it's easy to use the world settings as examples.Anyway I didn't bother finding a meaning on that one, honestly it was just an awesome experience.Also you still didn't give me a picture for the edit.>>24369599>I forgot to eat todayI've had multiple friends over the years tell me that and I never understood how they even manage to end up in such a situation.Perhaps it's the same thing I myself go through when not sleeping lmao
>>24369584>zundasad.jpgYou're very kind, anon...Anyway, it is a personal project, I have lots of them actually>A sci-fi universe with lore from the origins of the Milky Way to the 5.000 a.C>A dystopic world in which neither of the world powers is the good one>A dark fantasy world condemned to an infinite loop>A short story about an "infection" that turns people into psychotic sprintersAnd the idea I had right now... It's actually a fanfic, not an original creation. Which is strange, because I don't like fanfics in generalBut I think I have something good in hands, maybe this time... This time will be different>>24369620Yeah, I understand. I normally have new ideas irregularly, like, years must pass until something new comes up to my mindThis time was different, my latest idea was like a month ago... and now this. Perhaps that's because it's a fanfic, not something I have to develop from the scratch
>>24369577like you had a good time or something?i've died in some crazy ways...like i fell off a cliff and died one time, could still look around and saw people at the top looking down at methen all of a sudden i was just walking down the road under a clocktower like it never habbened>>24369599EAT silly boyand i've got PLANS! terrible ones, but still PLANS...we'll see if i even>>24369620>Burh.mmhmmm>Huh, what do you mean you keep going after dyingit changes depending on the dream (see first comment) but the drone strike dream>walking down dirt roaad>step on mine>leg is blown off and lay there for a sec>respawn>walking down same dirt road>FPV drone out of nowhere to the upper right chest area>chest cavity and bits everywhere>respawn>walking down same dirt road>FPV drone to the right side of my facei woke up after the third one...this time it was just back to back to back>I guess being and old FF fan it's easy to use the world settings as examples.FF7 Midgard was pretty peak ngl, that whole fucking world was amazingim always looking for the meaning since its something to do with the subconcious even if its trivial :D>Also you still didn't give me a picture for the edit.i was supposed to give you a picture?im big retarde could you spell it out for me :3
>>24369669>like you had a good time or something?usually when I die in dreams its because someone tried to rob or kidnap me or something and they just shoot me a bunch, and it never hurts, it just feels really warm and then I wake up feeling oddly content and satisfiedit's a unique experience, I never feel that way except when I dream about dying
I shouldn't have gone for the 9th beer.
>>24369620das conk reet babeee>gachaThat's a good thing. Stay far far away, cause getting out of the hole is impossible once ur in it.>forgot to eatI'm still establishing a stable schedule with set eating times is what it comes down to. I fucked up my sense of hunger by eating whenever the hell I felt like it after they let me out of the loony bin (it was actually really nice in there, I kinda didn't wanna leave), I'm on meds that suppress my appetite, and I've got some lingering anhedonia that all combine to make it hard to both feel a strong enough sense of hunger & motivated enough actually do something about it. It isn't until I get sleepy at around 8-9 pm that I realize something's wrong.This is less of an issue on days where I have to work because... well... break times make it really easy to know when you're gonna eat.I hope that gives you some insight into the matter! I dunno about your other friends, but there's probably something similar-ish happening there; you'd be surprised what not eating around the same times every day can do to your sense of hunger.>>24369668Oh I love those concepts & tropes! I'm gonna take a second to celebrate all the work you got done on those, because no matter how far you got, you managed to get more than nothing, and that can be... really fucking hard.What do you think's keeping you from completing them, anon?>this timeThis time it WILL be different! No two times are the same! Believe in the me that believes in you or something cheesy like that! Just be sure to give yourself some slack, it's a project by you, for you after all.>>24369669>eatI'm going I'm going... I don't want to fall asleep before my bedtime after all. I just stabilized it!>PLANSmay i ask what kinda plans?
>>24369731i said i would only do one im on like 10
>>24369752Hope you at least were clever enough to eat food.. I didn't eat anything all day and then on 9 beers shoved fried nuggies into me before bed.I feel like throwing up
>>24369717very interdasting indeed, dreams are kinda neat in the sense that they mean specific things to that person specifically and what they are going through subconciouslydying for you could be a sense of something has finished for you?it also doesnt hurt for me either but the visuals and event are always unpleasant to wake up from and ususally fucks up my day and puts me in a weird mood...but i am a very sensitive boy :3idk, do you have a thought as to what it could mean to you? pleasurable death?>>24369733mostly shitposting, was gonna make a tread about the sound userscript and just make a thread with a buncha webms cuz im a L337 hax0r and can easily make webms that fit /bant/ 2mb limitnot certain about the sound userscript but def a webm thread of random shit i enjoy>>24369731MORDYhaiwydbesides getting moar drank
>>24369762i have food available actually a burger i have on my stove im gonna drink more though i might go to beyond wonderland concert also
>>24369668Hmm, sounds too subjective and personal for me to give any insight and/or advice, better said I really have no clue what I could say to help you out.Although as an anecdote, about half a year ago I decided to test myself and write something longer than my usual poems/snippets, the idea came up because of a specific happening but as time went on it kinda lost meaning for said project, so I just started using new experiences to fuel that project, and even if very slow, it worked. I'm still halfway through my goal, but I keep working on it still.>>24369669Oh I see, the only time I ever had respawn shenanigans come up in my dreams was during lucid dreams.First thing that always come to mind when talking about FF7 is the Omega weapon scene, Rip Rufus.>I was supposed to give you a pictureYes, something that would fit with the car picture here >>24368106>>24369733Gotta stay grounded one way or another.>GachaIf only you knew how bad things really were.>HungerOh okay, understood.I get the idea, perhaps it's just so alienating to me as a concept since, even the idea of not setting up a table to sit down and eat in peace and pull the plug for a while, I can't stand it. I would never, unless needed, eat at my computer desk, that shit feels wrong to me.
you're one of usyou're one of ushttps://youtu.be/HQRJBYwyI-w?si=S9YNOuuDkaHqzpW6
>>24369771I'm shaking, trying to eat yogurt and trying not to throw up.>>24369803Enjoy the waves... I stranded..
>>24369771>idk, do you have a thought as to what it could mean to you?i've never really thought that dreams mean much of anything
>>24369813>respawn lucidi would honestly think that would be harder!>Omega weapon sceneoof been too long! Mare is always been my fav avatar but i dont use him much soo...lets go with Aether! :Didk if it fits....but i can pick something else :x>>24369862why are you shaking? not enough food? srry to hear mordy :3>>24369873its a reflection of your subconcious mind, it doesnt have to be deep meaning but they typically reflect your current emotion state to some degree from what i can tell/see but i could also just be projecting big time
>>24369897Because I drank myself to shit.. didn't eat all day and only slept fir like 7hrs.
Update.>>24369897Honestly it was extremely easy...to respawn, not to force the lucid dream.>idk if it fits....but i can pick something elseThe real problem now is that I have no idea where to put you, pain.
>>24369733>What do you think's keeping you from completing them, anon?My own retardation. It would be so easy to stop fucking around, and just do what I have to doAnyway, I'll be able to make it. Thank you for your words, I won't forget themAnd if I manage to finish the thing, I'll share it with you allI'm sure you will like it, specially Aeris. I think this idea is more or less to his taste>>24369813Truly, real life experiences are the basis for most works. I'm glad you find use to that sourceKeep working on your projects, anon. It will be worth it
>>24369897>they typically reflect your current emotion state to some degreemost nights I have no dreams, and most of my dreams are total nonsense, I don't know what that meansI've had one recurring dream in my life that might mean something, I was on a walk with a girl I knew and she was pleasant... What's wacky is that irl we hated each other and she was a big asshole
>>24369922Right.. my memory us coming back..So that's what that was for
>>24369922behind aeris? :3could also use pic rel or previous image similar to pic rel, just peeking over? idk>>24369926yeah i dont dream super often (that i can remember) but when i do im able to see how it relates to my mental state or recent event that happened pretty much every timeeven though it seems nonsencial there is always a meaning as to why your mind created that scenairoit doesnt have to be deep or philosophical or 'mean something' profoundthe drone strike dream for me was just because i felt bad for something i said to someone, a sense of guilt...but thats just how it works for me, could mean nothing for you but i think they do at some level :p
>>24369923Never gonna stop, I'm sure you yourself will find out how to work around your own brain fuckery, as much as I did and still working on it.>>24369927Sometimes I honestly wonder how you're even still alive with that garbage memory of yours, heck.>>24369975Yeah technically only spot left is the seat behind Chile.If you have anything similar to this one but more cartoon-ish it would be perfect.Trying to make it as seamless as possible so black outlines and simple colors would fit perfectly.
>>24370014hows this?i could sit on chile's lap?? idk if that workes either lolol
>>24370014I'm so fucking rip bro.. i wanna go home so badly..
Food made and eaten. Wide awake once more.>>24369731GOOD MORNING MORDREEEEED!!! :D>>24369771webm threads... woag... I don't think /bant/ allows sound webms though unless you meant something else.>>24369813we're really driving this joke into the ground, huh?>foodHaving that nice time to just eat and chillax is really nice, you're right, and it being an alien concept is a great sign you're doing it right!I also hope I didn't take you too literally... oops.>>24369923>my own retardationI wouldn't call it retardation. Putting your energy elsewhere is fine, everything we do fulfills some sort of need after all.If you do finish it, I'll happily give it a read! Thanks for offering to share.>>24369922Lookin' good (x2)!!
>>24370094You can add a sound in the imagefilename and ppl with 4chanX can heayit no matter the board
I fucking hate my worthless, shitty life. It's not worth it. I hate my life so much I hate it.. worthless existence..>>24370094Morning fren
>>24370152>I fucking hate my worthless, shitty lifewhy are the prettiest boys always like this
>attacking burger right now
>>24370121Ahhh, I forgot about that. I haven't used 4chanX in a very long time, so thanks for spoonfeeding me on that one.>>24370152>It's not worth itWhat's got you down? Um, if you want to answer that is. If not that's obviously fine.
>>24370196You have to formate it correctly or it won't work so technically i didn't
>>24370160Being pretty doesn't do shit for me sadly. Just means I get attention.>>24370196I feel like ass, my body gives me nonstop pain and my retarded brain keeps forgetting shit so now I'm late at work and that's gonna make my day so much more annoying.But this job is the only one I'll ever get because nobody wants me.
>>24369909gosh mordy...doesnt sound very fun :(>>24370094do you use userscripts?there is one to add sounds to webms on boards that dont support them :0>>24370193**NOM***
>>24370300It sure isn't but there is nothing I can do besides hate my life.
>>24370230>Just means I get attentionif i got that much attention id be getting railed every dayunfortunately only europeans give me attention and never other americans
>>24370306That would require me to leave my home and I never do that except for work and buying food. I don't like going outside or being around people. They scare me.
>>24370226It's enough of a starting point to be spoonfeeding in my book.>>24370230Oh... I'm sorry Mordred. I feel like anything I could say would be little more than a banal platitude. Although... having a job is at least nice, even if it sucks. I'm thankful you have that much.>>24370300>userscriptsI have /bant/flags still but it's broken it seems. I guess Manxlet finally pulled the plug. I have a simple yentext script too but that meme died. Er... otherwiiiiise no, not much in the way of userscripts. I may see if /int/flags is still a thing though.
>>24370318at least you aren't a permavirgin like me, it could always be worse
>>24370369>i'm a virgin cute in 2026
>>24370302wish i could help :(>>24370349oh yah, the flag counter one?im currntly using 3, XT, Sounds, and stylechanand i made one for the archive too lol>>24370369why are you a permavirgin?
>>24370385>flag counterNah, I got the name wrong. Extraflags! /bant/flags is a more meme-heavy version of Extraflags.>3, XT, Sounds, stylechanI see, I see... I'll look into those when I next feel like using scripts. Thank you.
>>24370349I guess it's not bad having it but it sadly doesn't pay enough. I can't afford my own place. But I don't starve at least.>>24370369I find sex boring, heh. For the moment I'm horny it's fun but I'd rather just fuck my fleshlight.>>24370385Thanks fren but I don't think anyone can.
>>24370402>I find sex boring, heh. For the moment I'm horny it's fun but I'd rather just fuck my fleshlightit really isi mean it's flavor but connection is the meat imagine someone you could make a doll and enjoy everything you do and season them with being sexually attractive it's rare maybe y'dont know what i mean but mabe
>>24370377its not cute its really quite pathetic>>24370385I live unemployed in the middle of nowhere with my parentsI don't want to whine any more about it though
>>24370402>Hugs and headpats the Mordred
https://youtu.be/IwNXRJIG1r0?si=LECDhfsdb9Hlx4TK>>24370409I think you're gaybaiting for something more important
>>24370433Hiro, quick, say something to this >>24368158
>>24370406Having someone to love would be nice but that's not happening. I'm absolutely incapable of relationships. I sit at home, play vidya and get drunk. Nobody is interested in a guy who never leaves the house. At most I go to weeb conventions. If I had a partner and they wanted me to do anything besides play vidya with them I simply wouldn't. When I wanna play Tekken, I play Tekken no matter how much they moan at me.So I am the worst possible partner imaginable and thats why that won't ever happen. I don't have any qualities.>>24370433Morning Hiro
>>24370402>>24370409pls just let me fix you okay>>24370401neato never heard of that one b4, i'll def check it out cuz liek i could always use more things to fiddle with lolol
>>24370451felt i just don't care a lot for others they're just dolls to me
>>24370459>pls just let me fix you okaywhat if we fixed each other
>>24370451Morning Mordred, I know there are people who would absolutely be interested in someone like you.>>24370442Oh shit, sure.>>24368158Use pic related
>>24370459Fix away..>>24370466It's weird isn't it. >>24370502Yeah.. a bodypillow
>>24370466that's a mean way to think about other people but i wish more people thought that way about me
>>24370477never had that as an option before...>>24370512i dont think u'll like it tho or want to>>24370502wyd with that carrot o.o
>>24370549>never had that as an option before...we can make it if we try
>>24370549Why? What are you gonna do?
>>24370512Don't say that Mordred, there are definitely people out there who would love to be with you.>>24370549That's a surprise tool that can help us later...
>>24370565Yeah, until they learn what kind of person I am and then they flee the country.
>>24370573That's not true Mordred... They would still love you no matter what.
>>24370573on my last 32 qt314 rawrxD you later afterwards my godeyesniperlol i had someone explore swisserland
>>24370601You do realize that mx ex bf is in this very thread, yes? He describes the time we had together as one of the worst periods of his life.Hiro my luv, I am no good for anyone.>>24370613What in the fuck did you just type..I remember u had a fren here.
>>24370630Please stop saying that Mordred... There's no way you could possibly believe that...
>>24370630>You do realize that mx ex bf is in this very thread, yes? He describes the time we had together as one of the worst periods of his life.tell me more
>>24370658At least I got bodypillows.>>24370665Nah.I'm shitting up total war threads again.
>>24370630I don't have friends online https://youtu.be/egHXIOkMLL0?si=LKMeqvtpgV8oHo9c
>>24370701I do but they are volatile. One day I have 10, the next I have 2.
I slept for exactly one (1) REM cycle after passing out on my desk, and I feel completely fine. >>24370037Yeah that can work, much better.>>24370078Why did you sleep on the street?>>24370094We could say, buried even.I suppose you're right on that one. Nah you didn't that's exactly what I meant.
>>24370709When did I ever say that? I slept at home but I work at night as u know.. tard kun
>>24370706you have 2 thenreal friends don't change i just started my last 32oz for the day
>>24370688>Gives Mordred more hugs and headpats
>>24370688>I'm shitting up total war threads again.not my beloved total war thread...
>>24370718Online frens are flip flopping bitches.>>24370720:)>>24370725Dude, the orbiters form /tekgen/ are there too to tell me to kill myself.I'm once again making fun of the empire
>>24370709Hey mate, look >>24370502
>>24370732what even is tekken, I've never played it, are those the only generals you post in?
>>24370738Tekken is a fighting game, 2nd largest in the world u baka.Yeah I only post in those. I was in owg and wowg for a while but stopped playing those.
>>24370716I wouldn't be surprised if you fell asleep at random while working.>>24370737Grazie, I'll finish it after I'm done with work.
>>24370732Remember Mordred, we care about you.
>>24370838YOU LIL SHIT ARE THE ONE WITH INSOMNIA not me!>>24370840Thanks fren.
>>24370732bruh multiple general schizos follow certain lme for trolling themthey're always scumbags literally worst of their gens everyone wants to fuck off and it's tge same with the schizos who followed you literally trashbags
>>24370822all of my generals are gone like tears in the gacha rain except for /twg/ and somehow /civ4xg/
>>24370848And now I'm shitting up twg again.I'mma play the cat furry in an hour and shit it up with my campaign screenshots.>>24370846I have those schizos too. They follow me everywhere
>>24370854the empire is BASED, larping as the HRE is COOL
>>24370854for most parts it's 2 guys desu can't prove it but it's literally 2 guys literally obsessed schizos i mean i proved they were irl stalking me but yep it's definitely 2 guys weird ass niggers
>>24370865Cathay > EmpireEmpire sucks and looks dumb.>>24370874Kek
>>24370844You're welcome fren!
>>24370844I don't have insomnia, I just voluntarily avoid sleep because I have better things to do.
>>24370879i mean don't worry about him if my sources are trustworthy and they are they're just above being bums on the street
>>24370879what are you going to call me anyway now that i am a resident of your thread
>>243708967kFyfPvZ obviously
>>24370889Well u a baka anyway, BLEEH>>24370893That's sad..>>24370896I dunno.. the empire cuck? Mm.. Lord of the Gay Times? Mmm.. I dunno
It seems we are competing with belle delphines asshole for top thread rn
>>24370928i only play dawi though, the empire is just cool because they are such loyal friends of the dawi
>>24370928they're pathetic dudesi definitely proved one was because he messaged a fake account+ plus followed 14 accounts mentioned by same person so safe to assume it's them lol then i doxxed email etc dudes literally a bum in a factory job in chile and edgelord you already know who it is and the other is a new york faggety who moved
>>24370939Until they don't pay for the dawi services.>>24370940Wish I had a factory job
>>24370946no you don't besides dudes temp he doesn't get full pay
>>24370946in total war I can just repossess one of their armies and a few helstorm rocket batteries as payment
>>24370709Good morning again.>>24370732>online frensThey can be pretty on and off, yeah. I guess it depends on how you define "friend" though. I'm pretty guarded myself, so everyone to me is either an acquaintance or on friendly terms. Fairweathered friends piss me off, so narrowing the definition of what a friend is helped.>>24370939Into the book ye go, wanaz.
i remember i traced you to brandenburg lol you freaked out kinda but not really you just forgot you mentioned it
>>24370977where am I from detective-chan
I WANNA GET RAILED IN THE BUTT>>24370947Yes I do cause that would allow me to live a normal life.>>24370951I forgot that was a thing.. I never use that feature. >>24370962Well.. I just try to make frens so I'm not all lonely. I don't really have anyone. Only online chats. I mean I have an irl fren I play vidya with sometimes but mostly I'm alone
>>24370980i don't care you're not rude
>>24370928Doubtful.>>24370962Morning morning.
SOMEONE BREED MEI made ramen with chicken schnitzel.>>24370988I will insult your penis length if you keep this on.
>>24370981you live a normal lifestyle lol for a weebhave you ever thought how nice your life is?you're at cons you got cute cospkay pics like with that one girl in lacy black lol you just want more which is normal everyone wants greener grass
>>24370992No, I can't afford rent. I'm on the streets soon. I have no money for anything
>>24370981>I forgot that was a thing.. I never use that featurewhy bother when you play cathay, nothing balthasar has fills a hole in your roster>I have an irl fren I play vidya with sometimes but mostly I'm alonei have a few irl friends but i havent met any of them since we graduated>I WANNA GET RAILED IN THE BUTTride me
>>24371001Yes, daddy~Slap my smol butt and call me your sissy whore..mm..I tried allied recruit in the past but since those units can't be buffed they are always dead weight.
>>24370995THE STREETS OF SWITZERLAND OMGbro just pay your bill live in hostils bro im from so much worse you're kinda making me madyou can make it if you set your priorities right i didn't do that for years decades even and now i have a home and my family is proud of me :)
The eepy pill hittin...>>24370981I'm yoinking that meme, thank you stranger!>friendsYeah... having friends is nice. All my college frens left me after I got out of the hospital & almost all the others just kinda drifted away over time, so I get the need to make new online frens again. Loneliness is one of the worst feelings ever... at least the people in our computers can make it better though.So on that note, I really should thank u for making these threads (^｡^)Dunno what I'd be doing if I hadn't stupidly stumbled in here.>>24370988That's too many mornings.
>>24370991SURPRISE LICKok goodnight now :P
>>24371009First I need a new job.>>24371012How dare you, you absolute whore..Glad you are also an aeris lover now. You fun to have around. >>24371017HOTnighty fren
mordy get your priorities rightget a place to live and pay that before teken qtdo whatever you need to do for your home payment and take whatever food is available social programs are there to be used anyone talking down about using them is a moron
>>24371004you really are a whoreI'm the kind of boy who would bite you and give you hickeys so all your coworkers can know what happened to you the night before
Wow, things got really gay really fast...
>>24371019YOUR JOB PAYS GOOD just prioritize spending ok4chan is last it's literally a waste of time and effort
>>24371045Are you daft? I get 1.2k a month. The minimum to live in switzerland, if u only eat bread and water, is 3k a month. The average wage is 6k. I can't even pay my healthcare. The canton is paying it for me so I don't get thrown out. The cheapest flat I could get costs 800bucks a month. >>24371037God I wish I was your onahole
>>24371056bru i lived on .75 cents a month and ate a double hamburger a mcdouble a month i literally starved and bathed in sinks in mcdonald's for yearsdon't piss me off because you're used to a lifestyle of wants you confuse for needsyou make enough just save and prioritize and if 4chan doesn't make it oh well nothing of value lost rings true there's nothing of value herei've wasted a lot of time here and i can say there's nothing of value here and i feel like a charity
>>24370991As if that was really an insult to begin with.>>24371012I'd say 3 would start to become too many.
>>24371056>God I wish I was your onaholeI wish I could grab your hair and force you to choke on me while I blast ropes down your throat, just because I know you hate it.
nobody cares about others like i do i won't give credit info because that's jeapordizing to me but you can make it if you prioritize what's important
>>24371076I don't wanna be poor tho>>24371077I dunno what to say now.>>24371081In heat.. I'd like it for the moment.. and then hate it afterwards
>>24371115There's nothing wrong with being poor There's people i hate who are rich and poor because they're bad people like i hate jules he's a bad person. nothing he says changes my feelings of him he's a bad person until he changes
>>24371115>and then hate it afterwardsI'd make it up to you by cooking a nice dinner
>>24371115I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts,I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts (swag),I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts (uh),I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.
when you prioritize your spending i'll be here and i'll welcome you because i'm not going anywhere i'm the strongest
>>24371135I don't like poor tho>>24371154After sexo I wanna play vidya and drink beeru>>24371158You are gay
>>24371182>After sexo I wanna play vidya and drink beerudo you play coop campaigns?
>>24371185Yeah, I did this once together with my mate. He played greasus.
>>24371182then suffer fuck and i'll laugh at you telling me you're suffering im not going to keep holding my breath
We need MORE GAY!
>>24371194maybe we could do one...
>>24371211Doubt that works. You live in murica and total war uses delay based netcode. We'd probably have like a 250ms connection. That causes the game to run at 10% speed in battle cause it constantly pauses the game after every frame to sync us.
>>24371219I have done coop campaigns with a friend in yurop before and it worked fine
>>24371182True
>>24371228Hm.. when I play online and some wifi warrior is in the lobby, the game becomes a powerpoint presentation. I guess we can try.. but not today. I've gotta play tiger waifu rn and save yinyin
>>24371231>>24371234negroids you're being annoying again
let's talk about galileo lost job that's funny to me mr cassiroto
mister casiroto when did you get fired? no job yet it seems either
It's Mr. Brokenhouse for you, sir.I got a new job already last July, pays better and better workplace too.
be galileo have to get constantly humbled because he's constantly a faggot with other fggts>>24371280no you haven't
I coomed
>>24371293bro control galileo he's being a retard with neptroon and alice3 and retard trandyand imna ox you all again
bros getting ptsd spurts from me ox'ing them and just calling them losers LMAO with the nigger josh
>>24371313Do I look like a babysitter? I don't control what other people do. That's their business, not mine.
>Some guy on the internet told me I actually don't have a jobCool! I'm unemployed!
>>24371337i mean fuck it i already know they're losers and you are also that's why you're crying about becoming homeless i'm just saying maybe you can tell them to be human before talking about my parents who i never cared about it's not a gacha it's just annoying to talk about people who died at normal deaths
>>24371346You are unemployed galileo
imma get really mean if you continue to act like bitches and i don't want to but you're forcing me to talk about your failures as humans not expecting you to be decent but it's literally your problem that's why you're gonna be homeless it's literally your problems
>>24371349They don't listen to me. You gotta deal with it on your own.Or even better, go to bed. I'm pretty sure u are shitfaced.
May who the fuck are you talking to.Are the invisible anons here with us right now?
>>24371375im actually sober i was babysitting my drinksthey're losers i mean so are you i just try to be kind i'm extremely kind to people and i regret being kind every second but i know it's worth it because you and others might be like me and kind until others are unkind >>24371379bro don't play this with me you know what you're doing fucking scumbag piece of jobless shit
>>24371366nobody with that much sex appeal will ever be homeless
>>24371385muh vpn passfaggotry
Rest in pasta, May has completely lost it.
>>24371398eat my dick act up moarfucking nigger
disrespectful piece of shit losers i've been so fucking kind and you want to try to hurt me now im gonna hurt you all and ive watched you all i seen where you've posted ears in hap about ladt month sako yesterday doing so etci've been kind and you want me to hurt everyone around you
>>24371012le pill did not work this time... oh well./blog
>>24371427these threads are dead
>>24371427mine didn't work either
>>24371313alice3d still posts? the fuck?>>243713371337 1013 3p1k g37>>24371418are u okay, fren?>>24371432eh, so is the whole board. such is life on /bant/
>>24371438sorry anon... insomnia's fuggin rough ain't it?
im just gonna bully you all from now on i see no point being cordial anymore
>>24371375How the fuck do you look at what May types, and think>Yeah I should really make friends with this guyHalf of the time he doesn't even make coherent sentences, and he always sounds like he's 1 post away from microwaving his phone because X boogeyman of the day infested his device.I am genuinely curious.
>>24371446i've built up a tolerance to benadryl it doesnt make me sleepy at night anymore
>>24371453be galileo a jobless loser
>>24371453I don't understand most of what he says but he doesn't bother me. I'm not frens with him like I am with hiro where we care for each other and text in private. He's just a guy on 4chan I sometimes chat with.>>24371442Meds
>>24371449the bully has arrived, oh noes.>>24371453can you hold this beast for me, thanks>>24371458sounds like it's time for a tolerance break. i was on trazodone for a lil bit but w/ my other meds it put me at risk of serotonin syndrome, so i got swapped to ramelteon and it isn't nearly as good
>>24371467I just need to accept that I was made to be a nocturnal creature that goes to bed at 6am and wakes up at 6pm
>>24371465Aff!>>24371475well with that PvZ ID we need nocturnal folks. who'd defend the lawn if we didn't have anyone to plant puffshrooms?
>>24371465and you're a future homeless person who shoves bad dragons up his ass to pay for his gamesi didn't jusge i gave good advice unlike hiro but fuck me right the only person telling you how to do better not just feeling bad for youthere's a difference between kindness and being nice y'know
bruh i hate modern 4chan its all group think i might aswell be on reddit shit theyve deleted 2 boards now thats 4 nowseriously though i got money i got talent and hobbies why do i waste my time on losers here like seriously my family owns golf courses and shit and the longer i stay here some retard blackmails me more thinking imma pay him when he can't do anything
>>24371482im a starcraft player so PvZ means something different to me
>>24371496Protoss vs Zerg...Also which Starcraft? 2 or Brood War? Or both?
War over who may Breed me
>>24371465Fair enough.>>24371467Hell yeah, I actually don't have that one.
>>24371499both, I am very bad at both though>>24371503im always in a breeding mood i can't help it
>>24371503that'll be a big war>>24371505ok awesome, i found it in a folder completely unrelated to neco arc or arc or hime and figured i may as well post it
>>24371506>>24371507u 2 should fight over who gets to impregnate me
>>24371511why should only one of us get to, we should take turnsodds says I go first, even says I get sloppy seconds
welp. i may as well turn off my device n read some house of leaves b4 sleeping again. (goodnight)^2>>24371506both is great, but you'll never beat the koreans... that's okay though, i was always a bronze league hero too back when i played.do u have a favorite race? mine was always terran in brood war and protoss in the second game
>>24371527im the opposite, protoss is my favorite race in brood war and terran is my favorite in sc2
>>24371526
>>24371535I knew you would be, imagine both of our swimmers mixing and swimming around in your tummy together
>>24371545Anon ur horny is out of control.
>>24371555nice trips of horny wrangling...
>>24371559I'm making /twg/ a hellhole again, teehee
>>24371560and I'm humping my pillow
>>24371569
Burh, half an hour just to find the proper position for Hiro.
>>24371688What sexual things are you doing with my Hiro?
>>24371699The car edit I'm making you buffoon.
>>24371723Car sex? sheesh..
>>24371921I'm driving, no sex in my car.
>>24371992Leo, I wanna cuddle..
>>24372082You bought a body pillow just for that. Actually you bought 2.
>>24372122why'd your homies harass children why
>>24372220I'm pretty sure none of my irl homies ever did something like that
>>24372227what about online?
i think you did also actually im positive you did
>>24372230The past happenings you're alluding to don't really count as "harassing children".>>24372233I never did, I was harassed multiple times though.
gmorning freinz, slep was verrry goodweird dreams and not traumatic and not homosexuali helped a very fat lady put bread (lots of bread) in her van?this was after i had drove off a parkinglot down a step hill through the woods and landed in their church parking lot eventvery strangecoffee time>>24371507HOW CAN HE BANG>>24371688>>24371699alll the good posistions i hope>>24371992ur driving, try to stop me
Assuming the edit isn't too big, probably might make it next OP, why not.>>24372371There was only one.>ur driving, try to stop me>*Drives straight into a wall*
>>24372371morning ears
>>24372451>Assuming the edit isn't too bigyou dont use userscripts? 4chan XT will auto convert any image too large :3>*Drives straight into a wall*>new fetish unlockeddeath while seggs with friends seems like the most ideal way to go out :3>>24372489haaaaiii gmhows it going today in the middle of nowhere?
>>24372505>death while seggs with friends seems like the most ideal way to go out :3I used to fantasize about that a lot...>hows it going today in the middle of nowhere?i barely slept, I was too busy daydreaming about ears fixing me to get to sleep
>>24372515okay you caught me this isnt a new fetish at all>I was too busy daydreaming about ears fixing me to get to sleepbetter spill the beans so we can get to work
>>24372529>okay you caught me this isnt a new fetish at allare you one of the people aeris said he made choke themselves>better spill the beanss-spill the beans about what
>>24372562this is the 2nd time i've heard about that about him
>>24372562n-n-no....he and i are um....just friends O__Oannnd uhh would n-n-nebar do that thinking about his firm grip and the psychotic look of pleasure in his eyes.....that would be kinda gay>s-spill the beans about whathow am i supposed to fix what i dont know about??>>24372567he's a sweetheart and would never....
I'll think of an OP and post it.>>24372505I do but most time the auto conversion fucks up the resolution a lot more than modifying it myself.That doesn't sound like a good way to have sex.
>>24372580I'm starting to worry about you guys...
>>24372586>autoconversionreely? i havent seen issues with XT doing that, it typically keeps the resolution and somehow de-bloats the image....havent noticed quality loss but i get ur old school like that :p if its the last time might as well go out with a bang! (get it heh heh heh bang heh heh heeeehhhhhhh)>>24372588we are all very healthy well balanced individuals here on the 4chan and i denied that would ever happen(ed).....goshlern2reed >:)~
>>24372633>>24372633>>24372633
>>24372580>annnd uhh would n-n-nebar do that thinking about his firm grip and the psychotic look of pleasure in his eyes.....that would be kinda gayI can't even pretend I wouldn't really, really enjoy that>how am i supposed to fix what i dont know about??well uhh what do you want to know about? I've loved 3 guys in my life, two of them never showed any interest in me and the third toyed with me for a year or so before dropping mei really believe i was put on this earth to please other people, i have complex feelings about the third guy because I loved him and he didn't love me, but I'm happy at least he found it amusing to toy with me
