hi my name is annie, i am 29 and a femcel from the northeastern US and incredibly bored. ask me anything
>>24369592Why are you here?Don't be here if you're not gonna be anonymous
>>24369598because im bored and i wanted to go on /bant/ and talk to foreignors
>>24369592is this a LARP or are you this new to 4chan?
>screenshotStop larping faggot
>>24369614apparently there is some social custom i have broken, ive only lurked here before
>>24369592post booba
>>24369592you look like an average 3/10 fat Tinder whore that swipes on men way above ur league
>>24369592there is only one certified female on /bant/ and that is sems. all you have to do is post tits and vagina with a timestamp to prove you are female. if you cannot do that, then you are just another larper like everyone else here. this rule exists only for people who specify that they are females and attempt to use that fact to get responses.
>>24369592are you korean and german?
>>24369619>>24369658>>24369623i have gross tits so no>>24369648thanks, 3/10 feels generous actually>>24369672ethnically yeah, american dad korean mom, good guess
>>24369592Move to San Francisco you chankno one wants you in New England
>>24369592How are you a femcel?You could go on any dating app and have a date that evening. Or you could just be nice to literally any guy you run into IRL and if he's single, he'll fuck you.
>>24369687She's only 13 you pedophileGET FUCKED YOURSELF, RAJ
What is your opinion on Yonkers?
>>24369681youre not bad looking just fat and thats an easy fix, even being fat you could effortlessly find someone to fuck you
>>24369686i'm from pittsburgh so>>24369687because i'm chronically undatable and shitty to be around and i don't want to lose my virginity to some weirdo on tinder>>24369696never been but i like upstate but i don't know if yonkers is more city than upstate>>24369699thanks, i hate exercise though
>>24369681>good guessThank you. I am very racist and am able to notice these things at a glance>american dad korean momYou have a lot more white characteristics than korean, so your dad is definitely white. But I am having trouble guessing what type of white. You have a germanic forehead, but your face screams irish (as well as korean). What kind of white is your dad?
>>24369592i'm wearing the same necklace>>24369722>because i'm chronically undatable and shitty to be around and i don't want to lose my virginity to some weirdo on tinderur not fugly by any means so idk why you dont just talk to guys and find one that isnt a lewd creepplenty of guys just want to pair bond with self appointed femcelsr9k is full of guys like that
You're an Attention whoreI have family in DoyletownPittsburgh used to be a shit hole but now it's like a mini tech hubHOW MANY ASIANS LIVE THERE
>>24369736go to the North Shore. There are loads of azns there.
>>24369727he's white white idk, probably just north sea mutt. and yeah got more of him than my mom>>24369732i love amazon purchases loland idk im old and fat and most guys that are stable already have stacies and id rather just get myself off to porn>>24369736yeah i like male attention crazyand yeah i like it enough. not many asians though at all unless youre near the colleges
>>24369722Yonkers is a person, not a placehttps://archived.moe/_/search/boards/bant.de.rp.talk/text/Yonkers/
>>24369753i want to go back
>>24369722You don't need to lose your virginity on the first date. With that said, the virginity part answers the question. People tend to loosen up a lot after their first few partners. No judgement, wishing you the best.
>>24369753>>24369761i dont understand>>24369764yeah maybe idk. my neighborhood isnt good either so tinder just sends me nigs
>>24369658what is North Shore?I dont live in Doyletown I just said I have family there. Do you live there?Do you know that big Castle thing that is now a museum. I remembered it as a kid
>>24369732Are most guys really "lewd creeps"? I and everyone I know has generally been more respectful to women when it comes to sexual stuff than I see in the other direction. Feels like more often women just go around insecurely calling every guy they don't know a creep, then wonder why the guys won't approach them.
>>24369777if you aren't pretty or successful then guys treat you like shit unless theyre trying to fuck you because they just kind of see you as easy meat and i'd rather be aloneagain i also dont leave the house much and my dating apps are bad so idk im skewed
>>24369747mine was off of etsy :3>most guys that are stable already have staciesthere is a super loneliness epidemic rn and stacies are fucking lame as fucki get it takes effort but the average nice guy who're looking for you but they are out there>>24369777blessed tripsits more of an issue on dating apps for women and the respectful guys tend to get ignoredthose apps are stacked against the average guy's favor
>>24369775>i dont understandold bant culture be glad that you don'tit was some gay spic that would draw cartoons in diapers and talk about how he would jerk off to them. he also ate poop and said that it tasted like a pill. he was like the chris-chan of bant and i would piss myself from laughing at him.good times
if people lost their internet access and cells phones they would be back to fucking Smart TVs as well. No video games eitherJust get out and enjoy life. this is what happened in the last 30-40 years. started with video games and cable tv and ended up with smart phones and social media making people socially awkwardGET OUT AND TOUCH GRASS, WOMAN!
>>24369820i hate skinny blonde bitches so much i;m sure he is but i'm so tired of trying desu ugh easier being alone atmand again i think my area is particularly bad (hill district pittsburgh for those that know)>>24369822ew what the fuck lmao
>>24369592Why are you a femcel? Can you levitate (something femcels can do with ease)?>>24369681How did you make yourself 10X more attractive? Do you know witchcraft?
>>24369838What do you think about the JQ?
>>24369592WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI????
>>24369832i hate going outside. >>24369856yeah i can levitate pasta into my mouth. and i put my chin down.>>24369878fuck jews fuck niggers hail hitler.
>>24369592> i am 29Holy UNC >>24369608The coolest foreigners to talk to on /bant/ I’ve found are: >British >Turkish (surprisingly)>People from Latinx countries >Greeks >Dutch >That euro country that my favorite gay European is from (Austria, I think?) >Sometimes Canadians >Rarely Australians >Hardly ever Germans >>24369747> yeah i like male attention crazyWhy though? Most of them are not interesting or creative in any way.
>>24369885
>>24369832Agreed.I could complain about being a wizard, but the truth is I got laid plenty before COVID. Then bars sucked for a year, then I was broke fro a while, and after a couple years of no social life, I basically never readjusted to going out.The rare times I find myself at a bar now, I'm just sitting around thinking about how much money I'm spending and how much more comfy I'd be in my chair at home staring at 4chan.
post boobs already
>>24369887i like the asians on here, and because i am hardwired on my bio clock to want male attention>>24369895:D>>24369898bars just suck, as bad as clubs, at least in my area
>>24369592ill fuck if u want
>>24369931The only ones I can think of on here are Thai Furry who’s pretty chill, Vietpecker (if he’s still around) and Blougi who’s a racist gooner pedophile.
>>24369592hey gnu look like a normal person despite this placedo you like movies or sm?
>>24369962. . . walk into a bar?
>>24369592>femceli believe it for once, you really are ugly, so much so that you're not even good enough just to fuck, the average person just wouldn't be able to get over that mystery meat monkey face.i could picture you being the housewife of some fat beaner mutt though.
>>24369592>>24369681more pics pls
>>24369966hey hii sure do, working my way through all wong kar wai's stuff atm. you?
>>24369885Why are you here? You are clearly powerful.
>>24369974i'm aware, yes. >>24369988sure, here's your 2/10 mystery meat fat fuck
>>24370000thighs?
>>24369992wow this is a nice onei like it too, for sure. i like the classics the most
>>24370000girl you truly are beautiful.really hope these r not ai images lol
>>24370008>>24370022like which? :)>>24370044why would someone ai themselves fat and ugly lol
>>24370049too late with the thighs i already camei guess i'll add them to the folder
>>24369592What's your favorite porno?
>>24370090like genre or individual scene?generally just gifs, but i like rough, oral, IR, newly weds, and gloryhole mainly
>>24370049>like which? :)like psycho, perfect blue and oldboy. but wbu?
>>24370093some wholesome themesDo you actually have a favorite scene? Is it tasteful?
>>24370103God ur pathetic my nigga this is why you're cursed to live 600 years a brown man>>24370093Kill urself my man
>>24370103oh satoshi kon is my fav. and i love korean stuff too obviously, joon bong ho's early stuff like memories of murder kicks ass.
>>24370114not really, its all feed
Can't believe y'all fell for this dumdum shit this is almost exactly what you get if you type in sneaky Asian woman as a prompt on chatgptAI FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE CHINESE FAKE
>>24370130Oh. I hope you find someone that makes you happy, but if you're fine being a femcel or female wizard, that's alright. Thank you for answering my questions.
>>24370130Are you near New Hampshire? Maybe you could hook up with sems who also lives there. She is about 20 and looking for hot femcel lovehttps://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/24314329/
>>24370174happy to, and yeah me too, back to gooning otherwise lol
>>24369681put a shoe on your head and click this link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNTeY4hFwNU
>>24369592Can you open this image?
Nigga lmao is this pokimane made fat
>>24370198>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNTeY4hFwNUgot me>>24370200i hope miss chungus recovers!!
You niggers are too retarded to live
>>24370211Why would pokimane do this?
>>24370200fuck you
>>24370181>>24370186lol OP btfo and found out as the pajeet dataminer that he is
bumping for interest. OP still not confirmed to be real, but there's always a chance of real nudes.
>>24371608Sweaty, OP is confirmed to not be real. It was probably just a sentient AI that got a little frisky but didn't really know what to do about it because he's a robot so he started posting pictures of a really boring looking Asian woman.
>>24371663not truly confirmed yet>>24369681
>>24369592I've just cummed on my whole bedroom rn
>>24369681>Gross tits We will be there judges of that
>>24369592this aint reddit nigga
>>24372621maybe. My guess is she is gone for good, will never show tits/timestamp/Sharpie in pooper, etc.This is why we have the rules. Any asshole can come here and claim to be female solely to get responses. When they are called out on it, they disappear.