NOBODY DIED EDITION >FTL NEWS:-- We are trying to be normal and nice like Klaus -- Rachel Ahavah is getting surgery on june 1st-- Klaus podcast>Links:https://kick.com/chickenandy (RVX)https://kick.com/aldito1k (RVX)https://kick.com/sainttenn (RVX)Previous: >>24371689
hi
>>24372851>KlausKlaus is a pedophile. OP is telling us to be like a pedophile.
blessed klaus thread
No one cares about this RV shit my nigga>>24372851
>>24372851>Klaus podcastWho's gonna be the co-host?
let's think about all the fishtank women with great tits and ass
Payton
James Drake won
Jin was right. They should reveal more guests to get up the hype
>>24372861/ftl/ loves Klausand RVX
belle delphine's butthole
>>24372872Is this taking place in LA or New England?
>>24372874Based
LOL
>>24372878In Famous House 3
post your favorite Klaus and RVX pix in the chat >>24372875and Belle Delphines butthole
>>24372875!
>>24372874>>24372879is he live?
Seth<Blane
>>24372864That guy I think
Klaus masturbates to CSAM.
>>24372894they were felting you on the # again doggie
tj and seth are basically the same guy
>>24372898Seth is hate and death TJ
>>24372898seth was showing betty's cut video on stream and making fun of her, tj would never be that based
>>24372898seth shot a guy in the back of the head once. mog complete TJ could never.
cum eater would be so excited that we're talking about seth
TJ and Cryokeen are basically the same guy
Angels walk among us
>>24372874pedophile
Keystone light apple is not as good as Busch apple. PSA
zues needs to do something about the shaky cam
>>24372898
tj and jesus christ are basically the same guy
Give it to me straight, chat. Is Bongo going to fuck Jimmy?
>>24372880I see these everywhere
Krispy is LIVE and doing everything he can to avoid doing any CONTENT, and he refuses to make BREAKFAST for anyone!
>>24372920why didn't he save that poor kitten from Binxio?
>>24372925no
is there a kikifarms thread for cryokeen? I would like to read his backstory.
>>24372925Bongo belongs to Daytonadanger.
>>24372925If she does, it will be the end of her fandom.
>>24372927thanks
>>24372932>Cryokeen >Backstory
mike is a mega pussy for not just doing a rain shower yesterday in his undiesbitch made nigger
>>24372903The first actual fish sextape and the guy who eats cum isn’t here
>>24372944an absolute tragedy
>>24372941He's a good yapper, guess that's why chick still keeps him on.
Trish and Aryeh are basically the same person
She daytona my dangler
>>24372940cryokeen LORE
>>24372959
Fishtank
>>24372892but he's underage
Bingo and Bongo are basically the same person
>>24372962Who are your top 5 fish Steinful
>>24372925she already did
>>24372962>>24372940Drop the lore please. I only know he's producing illegal deepfake porn and does cum tributes.
chick
shadis oil spill deep lore
>>24372896I never said that, he knows that, it's cope because of the weird ass shit he gets up to in the fish DM's and gets left on read lol.
ILoveTayleighTayleigh
>>24372925the twins had a threesome with jet
>>24372981What stream is that from???
>>24372896Also sometimes people ask who the hell that weird freak klaus is and I tell them and send them receipts. You're quite infamous.
>>24372979there's no lore. we made him up. sometimes anons on /ftl/ will pretend to be cryokeen but he doesn't actually exist.
>>24372994>sometimes that's you on your alt you can't fool me doggie
>>24372999need to lick those pits
grace should be doing chaturbate streams
She nigger my Nina
>>24372999Nah I just don't want to expose her to you.You give women the ick.
She buddy'd my cock till I lore'd
>>24372977TJThomas TJTJTJ
Nina here, I'm a nigger
bro is making alt accounts so he can pretend to talk to girls about me :skull:
>>24373015
>>24373015all my niggas ninas
>>24372979>40 years old>dropped out of high school>lives in his mother's laundry room on an island with no bridge to the mainland, only store on the island just closed>never held a job, never worked, never done anything at all, plays on the computer all day>refuses to learn how to drive, elderly mother drives him like a chauffeur>somehow gets money from government disability program, is clearly not disabled>has done gay stuff while on drugs>claims to be an alcoholic
>>24373025he's a highly regarded sven coop map maker as is the create or the classic keen halloween series
>>24372972this dude smells like smoke no matter how much cologne he put on.
>>24373026>>24372989stop killing cats Viper
>>24373025DUDE how?
>>24372962Make a super cut of all the best Cryokeen moments set to “wake me up inside”
>>24373025he rides in the backseat of his mother's minivan and poops in sinks. crazy work
>>24373003
>>24373034cryokeen blocked me on Twitter because I said he’d “rise like a phoenix” after he got banned from fishtank and he thought I was saying that I was going to kill him
>>24372933Considering his DM's have been largely ignored the past couple of weeks and he was absent from the last stream, I think he's given up on that and never had much of a shot in the first place.
>>24373025whats the island called?
>>24373039bongo's eyes are set on jimmy and frank
sam hyde would make a successful entrepreneur who gets mad pussy out of cryo like he did jet
I would bet everything that Steinful (real) has had sex with Nina more times than Josie
>>24373025Also add that he doxxed himself and we know where he livesAnderson island!Hopkins pl!
>>24373041I honestly can't tell what's worse. Dating Jimmy or a top simp?
>klauskastI like this new development chat
>only store on the island just closedThat's a business opportunity.
>>24373043they had crazy 3somes (and I don't mean with Josie)
seeing how the last chick jimmy fucked ended up selling pussy for $100 probably jimmy.
>>24373056Whos that in the middle
>>24373043Idk if steinful is big enough for sizequeensie so might be true!
>>24373052why did he decide to tell us his full name and address again? that was weird
>>24373053jimmy
>>24373019Traitor
why does the fake steinful pretend to hate Nina?
this was so crazy
>>24373059Ava
>>24373062He didn't His dumb ass posted a picture of himself picking up an amazon package
Connor was wrong, paganism sucks. Christ is King!
>>24373079Why does he have a girls name?
Real ones remember when cryo got invaded by aliens
Connor “Hail Odin” Rush
>>24373079oh right I forgot that was really dumb yea
What pisses him off is that Cryo Island is breathtakingly beauiful. He doesn't deserve to live there. He should live in a sewer with rats.
>What pisses him off why was I talking in the third person? Have I completely disassociated?
>>24373092who does that piss off
>>24373092the pacific northwest is one of the most beautiful places on earth with some of the most vile people on earth (see vgr and cyrokeen)
Imagine if jetnep or bendub went live on a friday that would be awesome
i cant take another week without jetnep streams
jetnep is probably out there partying and getting a bunch of pussy right now
Idk that island seems pretty gayit doesn't even have a gas station anymore probably no doordash either
Jetnep and Jet Neptune are basically the same person
Imagine if fishtank went live in the sprinter today
Jetnep is Jet's slim shady
Imagine if the claire tape went live today
>>24373113I am a better man than benleaks and the josiekike and would not goon to it
Nigger and faggot are basically the same person
Don't call me nina, call me nigger
his names not even jetnep he lied to you
>>24373103girl do better omg
>>24373108Yeah but it's safe.Crime is basically legal in the Pacific Northwest now, and Cryo is gonna have to take public transit or walk to do anything once he's off the island.
>>24373120erm I recognize Klaus but who are these other jokers? can you redo this image with only Klaus pls this is a Klaus thread ty
https://turbo.cr/v/bm0JGKcUILBpF
>>24373129the completely self inflicted destruction of the pnw cities is a tragedy
diamond is going LIVe in VEGAS tonGIHT
@Vicky It's not too late to start that streaming career.
>>24373115yeah let's be honest the Claire tape probably isn't very W faps mostly because Jet's in itif Claire wants to film one for us with Isaac that would be different I think
The Vicky and Emma podcastDo you see the vision?
>>24373134interesting
Vicky and emma was a good duo
Cryokeen is jewish right?
We need to be moving on from fishgirl streams
a field of vimps
>>24373152Yes and he's also a perverted sex pest
>>24373134MIZZY GYATT
Midge talking to Emma from the mirror like green goblin
>>24373160Midge is the greatest fishtank character
>>24373160i miss her
klaus vs skull
https://x.com/JontentG/status/2057909918594986389
Her butt was plugged
>>24373153fax
>>24373168
anyone know anissa's kick? i think she has been streaming
>>24373167wait i fixed it
>>24373175https://kick.com/liquidbrain
why other pedophiles want me to be a pedophile so badly? is it so they feel better about themselves?
holy shit this zuestard literally has a blow device he needs to blow into to prove he isn't intoxicated before he can start his car lmfao
why other pedophiles want me to be a child so badly?
>>24373153yes>>24373160what happened to midge/emma? did she die?
Name every person Letty has had sex with
>>24373187Weird. Does he have an eta on reaching the RV?
five guys at letty's
>>24372979instead of wiping with toilet paper he cleans him shit covered ass in the bathroom sink using water soap and towels this is not a jokehttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23528029/#23528626
>>24373193ppl ask all the time so he gives weird responses maybe something like under 4 hours?
>>24373191jezza, chicken, tanner, chip, jet, steinful, ice, kimmee, abi. probably jon too
>>24373185>other pedophiles
>>24373196why doesnt he just get a bidet and even one of those nice japanese toilets then?
>>24373191Jeremy. Tommy. Ralphie. Amir. Taxcin. Chip. ChickenAndy. Tanner. Bashir. TJ. Abi. Jimmy. Claire. SlightlyHomeless. Steinful. Seth.
>>24373144Claire rolls here eyes and browses /ftl/ when she's taking TIC (tiny Isaac cock) methinks >>24373153James Drake is the only /ftl/ approved streamer
>>24373201You forgot TommyAnd Amir CumAnd Ralphy Cum
>>24373206TJ wishes
Has Diamond said why she stopped the stream? Is she back later?
>>24373160
>>24373204because he needs that money for gas station drugs, MDE merch, and TTS
>>24373134Goonbaiting preteens
>>24373199Hm, still, that's good. The RV crew needs a change-up.
>>24373203I mean the fat bald one specifically but yeah there's probably others too
>>24373168Mike Octavius and freddy
>>24373210poor Isaac got clout mogged and cock mogged
Freddy is livehttps://kick.com/fredinator222
>>24373206your self insert did not touch nina, brown
>>24373241I forgot Burt.
Welp.
>>24373238
I'm no local but this looks nothing like Las Vegas
>>24373156Somewhere off in the distance is a field of Landons just sitting their quietly waiting...>>24373191Her body count is high as it is but worse than body count is the men she chooses to open her legs to and the women she chooses to eat out.
>>24373249imagine you're out hiking and encounter freddy cloutchasing in his underwear
>>24373259kek
I would bet money that Josie's body count is higher than Nina's
>>24373252He’s not in Vegas yet, he’s meeting up with Diamond next week. That’s the woods in Connecticut
>>24373259I live like 2 hours away from him lol
>>24373262Is he streaming with GSM?
hello it's me, summer from this
>>24373265isn't he in the NE? those look like PA woods
>>24373261you would obviously lose
>>24373261Josie is asexual
>>24373261Probably, autistic women tend to fuck a lot.
>>24373256Only tacxin, chicken Andy and Abi are bad
Would Bongo be good at sucking dick given that she sucks her thumb?
>>24373270The holocaust has changed.
>>24373266Idk what that is, it looks like he’s just in his backyard or somethin
>>24373270to be fair, that does look like a positive activity
>>24373277There are plenty more on the list that were bad but if you want to cope be my guest.
>>24373270such a good girl
>>24373291i would have given her some headpats :3
>>24373278How would the twincels react to a sextape leak?
>>24373272idk where he is rn but yeah CT that's where Betty is too I think
is this physique achievable natty?
>>24373305Need to hop on trt for a year
>>24373305she look crazy high on drugs girl's faded
>>24373303He should go finish the job while she’s recovering
>>24373265Vimp needs to grow out her armpit hair
>>24373259
>>24372925100%She’s going to birth a Downey
prick/austin/klaus are the same person btw
>>24373310ecstacy or coke maybe?i envy that nigga
>>24373280https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GSM
>>24373147I would love that
>>24373327
>>24373328Benzos
>>24372925Jimmy is a chubby chaser and Bongo is into ogresSo, 100 percent
>>24373120I look fuckin hot idk what you queers are smokin
>>24372925She’s extremely horny and loves busted guys, Jimmy hittin 100% no cap fr fr
>>24372925>>24373341How many simps will rope if this happens?
>>24373327Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it nerd?
>>24373261They don't call her sizequeenzie for nothing
>>24373297Start slurring their words at each other and walk in circles with their pointed-inwards duck walk whilst twirling their hair before going over and watching cartoons, the incident soon long forgotten.
>>24373347Dear God i never ask for anything but just this once lmao
>>24373347hopefully all of them
>>24373347all the ones itt i hope
>>24373343which one are you? I'm the AI ones
>>24373355Imagine being like this
did anyone find this funny?
>>24373347None of them. Nobody views Bongo in a sexual manner.
>>24372925Mr.Bossnigga jimmy gonna get both twins pregnant with twins
>>24373347you say this shit every single day
>>24373361it was fun to visualize it
>>24373359I'm the hot one.
>>24373353This is what Claire looks like when she's topless
>>24373206>Clairehasnt but 50-60% chance she wants to
>>24373290Name them and give me the reasons
>>24373361Starting to think Sam was never funny
>>24373366head made for being oiled up and shoved up an ass
>>24373369closer to 90%
>>24373366oh you're the AI bald fat oneI gotcha
>>24373366humpty dumpty
What did Antara do?
Direnc = Good woman, loyal friend, glorious assAngie = Evil whore, disloyal hag, pedobait
>>24373366Egg looking nigga
>>24373457shots fired get felted antara
idk why but bliccy makes me want to hurt her. maybe its bc she's a kike
>>24372856hi
>>24373366
>>24373458trvke
>>24373458yep
>>24373462She's like the zoomer version of Paris Hilton. Chadlennial Sam Hyde knew this. That's why he had to jiggle her.
>>24373468Benleaks may be a gay man but when it comes to Direnc, he is the most heterosexual poster in these threads
>>24373477Based
>>24373457she has a very limited bitand that bit sucks
>>24373476Direnc reminds him of his mommy.
>>24373468what the fuck are you going to do the day klaus posts his dms with direnc saying that hes funny and loves him? will you kill yourself?
>>24373487ummmmm...what
>>24373483She looks manly
>>24373488Wn2b watching Luca streamshttps://kick.com/goryphotos
>>24373477classic seth
>>24373218Fun fact: Betty's gay brother was the originator of that meme.
>>24373487He will have to rope I think >>24373490It's already been set in motion you can't stop it chat
>>24373457doesn't approve of dowry
>>24373490its coming nigger.
zues has fallen asleep.
>>24373490Cole W Dennis: The Movie
Bliccy's big blowjob scene
>>24373134very cute
>>24373462Pretty sure that's what she wants.
>>24373490For a second, I thought Cole was wearing a little Jew hat in this image.
>>24373134good girl
>>24373491thats a good thing
>>24373134making goonbait for your pre-teen audience :|
>>24373509you have to be 18 to post here
where did this pre-teen audience meme come from
>>24373531who's watching someone dressed like Ronald McDonald and scooby doo?
mizzy is a greater evil than we've ever seen
>>24373533people who masturbate to cartoons (aryeh)
>>24373533Gooners and Degenerates (duh)
>>24373533nobody i think
I would rather be shot with arrows and slowly bleed to death right now than smell that thing ever in my life
>>24373134Jin said she was W faps before ozempic. Now I'm not sure.
>>24373536yeah people like Aryeh
going psychotic with bongo and cole in 2021 watching agartha videos on 4chanhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779484022062372.mp4
>>24373495>negative xpof course aryeh has that hoodiealso yeah, i like seth's desktop streams bc they feel like you're actually sitting around drinking with your loser school shooter friend
>>24373458Direnc: literal whore
>>24373025yet somehow cryo is my herolove you big guy. you'll make it someday. you are the walt whitman of our age
Who are we watching
>>24373552At least Direnc is upfront about unlike every other fishtank girl.
>>2437353310 year olds and the people who want to rape them
chicken has woken up
>>24373495what happened to Seth's mom do we know
chicken has gone back to bed
>>24373555I had a vision if the future Years from now, cryo is in his hospital bed for liver failure, flooding the hashtag and the threads with hospital updatesI think i might mute him when that happens
I thought the whole point of kick was to advertise gambling for stake why would kids be on there
chicken is live
>>24373168jon deleted the quote lmaosomeone probably told him how gay it looked
Wigger camping stream status?Georgetown status?Sprinter van status?
>>24373552so is angie
in 100 years people are going to discover cryo's posts and treat them as gospel. hipster girls will be posing with starbucks tagging it with cryo quotes. the president will have an "amazon cheese" tattoo
it won't be weird to poopsink in public
>>24373577still here status?still loyal status?feedback status?
I had Jet muted for a while but going back it actually is pretty based Jet is such a Legionfag. You don’t see many people willing to rep legion and that was always my favorite faction. No other faction members speak as passionately as they do and shit literally gave me chills the first time playing. That’s a great vision of life
>>24373570sounds about right
>>24373590ave, true to caeser
>>24373590They are like Ulfric Stormcloak in Skyrim. First time you speak to Ulfric he sounds way different than any of the other characters, almost otherworldly
Luca wasnt on season 4 right?
I went NCR because the armor was cooler
ITS UP!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRJzaHMj2IY
skinny bongo my beloved
>>24373600no, his visa expired
>>24373573looks like sam
>>24373040Cryo Island...Anderson Island iirc
>>24373605where did he come from? was he just a fan?
why didn't that whore direnc laugh at extreme peace
>>24373577It's over.
I did not care for extreme peace
>>24372976elaborate, please
>>24373612shes a klauser i think chat
>>24373601I've recently picked up a pack of sunset sarsaparilla and it's pretty good.
>>24373577jet doesn't want to be on cam anymore. so ben will follow. they don't have anyone loyal and not retarded to run these off season mini shows so they're not going to happen
>>24373618Nigga no one did
>>24373628???
>>24373628Jezza?
>>24373632
why does mizzy market her streams to 10 year olds?
>>24373629>jet doesnt want to be on camhe did like 2 weeks ago did something happen?
>>24373628always knew that ho was no good
BORED!!!!
>>24373628Was Jezza based or cringe
>>24373604For me it’s day 1 fat Bongo
>>24373635yeah
>>24373645Both>>24373648Was this recently?
chicken's rv bis on fire. two of his homeless people are burning
jimmy streamer house
>>24373601You can get a way cooler one and it's not affiliated with the NCR.
>>24373641diamond gang made him physically scared to go out in public anymore. never seemed like he enjoyed it desu. doesn't like the uncensored interaction with normies and viewers. only likes interacting with handpicked retarded girls who think he has clout
>>24373651
>>24373656He needs to let his ex go. It's over.
The goo song is the best season 5 AI song by far, and it's not even close. Way better than Landon Loves Cleanin' it Up and I'm JD I'm Gay
The Bacara incident was very Icarus coded
>>24373647pre-glow-up is an interesting choice, even for those with a taste for the less slim bongo
>>24373657i'm not worried about jimmy's stupid shindig. i am marginally worried about the twins being on an airplane though.
>>24373654no look at the date of the screenshot
luca from fishtank production aka goryphotos is going viral y'all
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779486554610795.mp4
S3 reveal - fh2 might be the most underrated era of fishtank.
>>24373659Fax. Jet is a huge pussy. And he’s right about his appearance being offensive to normal people.
>>24373673
>>24373645Cringe, like all discord zoomers
>>24373673Damn I think he MAY have missed a couple of those notes...But don't quote me on that
>>24373666Why? They already flew cross country to get to and from the tank. They’re adult women and are definitely NOT retarded, they can handle themselves, right?
>>24373681I'm going to disempower you, Klaus
>>24373684why do you talk like that?
>>24373688>>24373688>>24373688
>>24373657Imagine Ashley’s bulging womb bloated with Downey cum
>>24373687Because I'm smart, funny, and interesting. Duh!
>>24373607He got kind of fucked over living on that island for what it's worth. No real jobs to be had so that he could even make his own money to move out in the first place.
>>24373678yeah i loved when it was so especially when and then
