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just said the most messed up selfish and incredibly hot stuff to babe and i think she loved it. response pending.
Told you guys not to buy today
Bet some of you are hooked tho
she is not writing back. smart girl. i should have just said it's not gonna work out and walked away instead of being a MONSTER but i'm afraid of being alone and clinging to scraps and i'm so horny
swiftie have you mindbroken any of your girls yet?
take notes
we should meet up and destroy europe together. the continent seems to me to be really innocent, america is far gone and debauched, i could really do some damage there.
I miss the ice cube blowjobs only a black woman could give
purple hair girl stood me up
pride comes before a fall
i'm gonna get some even crazier sex i can feel it in my heart swiftie. this girl is going to let me do anything.
she hates herself for it though, even better because i like to snuggle away the pain.
>>24409555I already know it from my cousin babe.
>>24409555I can't even name the things you're gonna do to her. Facefuck.nice trips btw.https://youtu.be/-S_S3UzOzAY?si=k6pqmBWK5-tZ2YLq
>>24409555Maybe one of these days I'm gonna have kinky sex again. But I'm almost afraid of it because last time that 18 thai hooker who basicall showed me all that stuff that is reserved for other guys told me afterwards "see you in another life". And her name. I won't speak of her name but she was a goddess you know...
i have only ever had kinky sex. from day 1. i wasn't even expecting it or wanting it but i got it. women made me this way i was not born this bad.
>>24409576yeah I know.I'm shy but I'm also very physical if I want.I learned this in ibiza from the local playboys.We chlatinos have it in our blood.So they know there is no danger it's not gonna happpen and I like to ramp up the tention you know
>>24409576what I'm talking about is basically the gist of the movie "dirty dancing"maybe take some notes there
>>24409593yes i think i should watch that. my bad english teacher that groped me was into that film.
>>24409576I think this movie is like porn for women brains
>>24409784if you watch it say your best friend recommended it to distance yourself from this horrible idea
>>24409337yes now I have
>>24409804in your dreams. the devil on my shoulder is laughing at you.
but don't take that the wrong way, i value your thoughts a lot.
stay gold swiftie and log off. i'm no good for you.
i might take notes from this canadian psycho. what's his deal and where did he come from anyways? i think it might be penelope's goon partner dabbing on me.
>>24409834he is confused between good and bad
>>24409846ya. many such cases.
i guess i should be happy if this girl doesn't write back. what she needs is self respect, to know her worth. maybe i changed her for the better.
>>24409861I hate to say it but from experience with my cousin you need to be careful. Just because the consents to all these things doesn't mean she won't hold it against you one day in the sense that she might want revenge for giving you all of her.
>>24409870ya that's happening right now as we speak. i'm speedrunning a toxic relationship
>>24409879She's rolling for makeup sex
>>24409879already an addict babe
just felt a vibe shift and i dunno if i'm gonna get laid ever again. it was a good finale at least.
>>24409884at least you are not having sex like my former friends. Playing doctor, taking pictures, making movies.
>>24409884they are the real freaks. hidden cameras etc.
>>24409884and of course the good ol' rape
It's like it's always like a pattern. Like Patrick Bateman for example would fit into this pattern
they wanna dominate maybe
https://youtu.be/m43t44WL8-w?si=gSCjNrCWuplQcE3o
this video is unrelated but funny recommendation lol
https://youtu.be/sYMqVwsewSg?si=7HaKACxJakaDR_6Q
there are no people like that in germany
I think I'm gonna need to sell some real estate
Never too late to turn from yo evil ways and repent But yous still my homies. If I never talked to sinners I would refuse to talk to myself
ok no I don't wanna work I will cope and revisit my real estate investment thesis with AI
>>24409069previous >>24386885panic sold ibit and im only a little embarrassed to admit it. grabbed some june 26 otm calls just in case. its the first time in 5 years i have no crypto exposure except for what im holding in self-custody.
>>24409284you could start off by making the text smaller grandpa.
babe made a suicide threat, went silent on me. i called police, she sent me a text when i was on the line but it's too late. she probably spends some time in the loony bin
>>24410521stop flirting with men on 4chan
>>24410526new babe. real girl. but penelope could use the same treatment i'm sure of that.
i've never seen crazy like this. she must be pregnant. i hope so. then i'll at least have a purpose. problem solved. should get full custody too.
i've known this girl 4 days btw. imagine having this powerful an effect on people. you can't. it's my privilege.
like what now??? what if she is pregnant and stops talking to me? i dunno what to do.
i can't even say she's wrong. crazy yes but not wrong. i'd feel the same way if i were her. and i didn't even say anything mean to her, she just can't get everything she wants from me.
thing is i'm not even mad. if this is what i have to go through to get an heir, so be it, and it doesn't surprise me at all.
should maybe stop posting in case this becomes a court case though. over and out for now.
absolute retarded nigger thread and nigger board. Been a nigger month, or maybe 3 weeks, don't remember how much. Fucking MRVU fucking MUU doubled. Spent so much retard time focusing on those charts and then missed the fucking buy in that I specified, as usual.Also fuck /smg/ for constantly fudding letfs.
Phew, she is ok
<3
Forgot pic
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8
Research on the spcx IPO is interesting so far, there are many key dates that could be turning points-ipo plus 15 trading days (July 6th) they get fast track inclusion into nasdaq, so lots of funds will have to buy. -ipo plus 70 days (Sept 22nd ish) is when insider shares start to unlock, but maybe August when the quarterly is released-from Sept onward more and more insider shares get unlocked every few weeks It's gonna be an interesting game of poker, with lot of pre planned moves. Still not sold on buying early tho, but with enough people saying it's a trap, my contrarian side will take over but I won't buy too much.But as the last few days proved, we goin up up up until jun12th then capitulation or a spike, most likely won't be a gradual wind down, fun shih.
not sure if i'll hear from her again. probably in two weeks she will tell me she's pregnant, i can feel it. then i'll probably talk to a lawyer to figure out my options.
Chinese girl was ANGRY I forgot about her too. Tried to tell her about the other girl I forgot about and that she very much has a chance now but she was not gonna be consoled tonight. Everything I said just made her angrier. Well that is also a way to filter. Probably what purple hair girl tried with me today but I was not having it aswell.What goes arround comes arround.
speaking off. the other girl just plugged her number and gave me everything about her, name adress, etc. because she's a manager that has a website about herself. Turns out she used bad photos probably because not only does she seem succesful AF but she also got the elefamt boobies they just love to hide from us men as if we all were little boys that would care about such silly things. Can't wait to brrrrrrrrr
>>24412078I predicted this
>>24411564I like your music choices when you're in loveI'm very much a lover boy just like you babe
>>24412033nah she'll figure out "why you would do that"YOU WANTED TO SAVE HERlike nobody has ever cared to save me or her beforeyou are so thoughtful babe!
it's your attitude about this that is the only problem. your hybris like that she wouldn't talk about suicide and give love like that with someone like Baggie too. I miss Baggie.
I'm just a crazy person and can't wait to be the trophy housewife of this big booby boomer girl
I love it when girls take control like that
>>24412465not me. i don't give them an inch.
>>24412476I once let a woman rape me
>>24412476it was a fat disgusting cleaning lady and I was so drunk that I rarely remember it
like if they were smart, what are they doing in my world? do not take anything they say seriously, they are here for a reason and that is to learn.
>>24412494you mean what are you doing in their world
I put myself in danger today like you wouldn't believe
>>24412517tell me about it, i have to shower and get food, i'll be back in a bit.
made a couple of selfies in an area were nobody would blink an eye if you get mugged and killedalmost provocative with my selfie stick and all that.Then I bought some expensive food and ate it in front of some junkies and gave them all money. then I left.
>>24412536based!
these girls mistake "flee from evil" for "always do good." clueless. adjust your expectations.
Found yo next girlfriend She either gonna be in the wnba or get drafted as defensive linebacker for the nfl
>>24412974yeah she fucks
>>24412974I likd them more like this
>>24413320I hope you find the right gal one day babehttps://youtu.be/nQpYHiB0k6k?si=ElU5waGmchsPAPzJ
>>24413169And she got dirt cheap autograph rookie cards, she bound to have at least one year where her card prices explode.In stock market terms she's either a moonshot, or ya sell fo slight profit in 5 years.
imagine having a pussy though. i can see why she's so upset. like she probably spends all day getting men to do things for her just for the slightest hope of pussy and then she gives it up and can't get me to do anything i don't want. that's the power of over a decade of inceldom. everyone kept calling me a simp but they do not get it. asking for pussy is NOT THE SAME as serving pussy.
I have to return some videotapes
Ran an analysis of the s&p chart against major foreseeable milestones, and I'm predicting that we gonna see 4th of july fireworks on the charts, either the days before or the week after the 4th weekend More likely that something happens on the 6th when spcx gets fast tracked into the NASDAQ index. Lots of big dawgs gonna be desperate for spcx shares, or at the least the dum and late dawgs gonna be desperate. Now I'm not making the mistake I made last time, imma hold off on buying vix calls, and also set the strike lower along with a later expiration. Gotta be patient as frik, chart says we gonna get calmer fo now, but might pick up on spcx IPO day, no guarantees maybe it's a situation like when the hottest girl in school isn't asked out to the prom because everyone too afraid to get hurt. That's the vibes so far, the valuation is sooooo sky high that it looks like an obvious rugpull, but imma still not buy and instead play the vix callsI need to see how wall st values the ai segment of spcx, everything else is a monopoly. I'm thinking that the data centers and twitter are safe, but grok is a huge question mark. And that alone might crater the current valuation estimates, we all know wall st would rather overreact, so the rugpull bros might be correct. But with the impact and volume of money this IPO needs, vix is an ez bet, but the doldrums will bleed ya if ya rush into it now.
thinking back to the crazy pussy i had in the past, and it was not at all like this, never fought. but i wasn't like this either. i basically slipped into their lives, started living at their house, spending time with their community. this time it's the opposite. trying to bring it into my world and she is fighting me every step. you'd think she'd want to leave the hell she lives in, but she doesn't. won't accept my offers to help, to do nice things for her, to get her gifts, none of that. penelope was like that too. and i think there's something to that. they build an entire world around their pussy and they don't want to just surrender to a man and go into his. didn't learn this the first few times, but now that a pattern has emerged, it is impossible not to see.
my mom isn't sleeping. she's upset and jealous, scheduled a bunch of stuff to do with me this weekend. even the girl at the sandwich shop who has a crush on me knew something was up and was extra nervous making my dinner. penelope is nowhere to be seen. haven't looked that hard but even so, i know she's making herself scarce. the invisible vagina network is abuzz with activity right now. a lot is happening under the surface. probably bullish for ULTA, ELF, EL
just popped by to sayshut up faggot
>>24414900we both know you've been here all day.
>>24414908I haven’t been anywhere but /gif/ in weeks
oh and your mom’s muff
cardio tonight. need more stamina for this girl -_-''
crazy and negative day. dreams forewarned me about it too. high price to crazy pussy, i knew that already. banned from tinder and hinge today... andy telling tales most likely. oh well. still getting liked by all the trannies on bumble, so i guess that still works. appealed and can afford a new phone, but it might be over for me as far as those go. not like i was getting a lot of success on them, but i had face/id verified so i can never do that again if my appeal doesn't work -_-''it's probably over for those. i make a better impression irl anyways, and there's no age or employment details out in the real world either. just need to work on my social skills. and who knows, maybe andy chills out and we live happily ever after. or i get a kid out of all this and can stop worrying about coupling and just buy prostitutes (ideal)
>>24415770appeal denied... frustrating. but i figure it was mostly time wasted anyhow.
>>24415770Got shut outta the digital dating pool, bih might spread the word far and wide via the girlies network, be careful man.You gonna hit the clubs now?
>>24415877i'll be getting outside more, traveling. match group is not the only way to get laid. this was my only "success" with them anyhow. unfortunate i can't use hinge anymore because that's the best app, but bumble is a close 2nd and match doesn't own them. maybe andy and i are meant to be too. i do like her. and even though she's crazy and "hates" me, penelope and i have chemistry and i still really like her. all this has definitely made her jealous too, i can feel it. i'll get back on facebook too, once i have some cool travel photos. need to invest in a selfie stick.
here i am quo crazy fucked up canadian cyber stalking me yet again
>>24416134Bruh u know u like it that's why u always fomin back to get stalked here cauz u know I'll find u here It's like a raped woman returning to the scene of the rape repeatedly knowing that's where the rapist hangs out every day. Do you see yourself as one of the raped?
>>24416134Have you been raped? Would you like for it to happen again?
>>24416134Also it's queue. Queue. Look at that word right there. You know whoever wrote it and spelt it that way did it to mystify niggers
ugh. more bad dreams.
hinge + tinderhinderhmm. gotta get my mind off that anyways because being upset about it will get in the way of my goals. need to talk to babe today, set things right. truth be told it's her who is wrong. she's being obtuse, dramatic, insane. saying she got kicked out of her house after the wellness check. well first of all don't talk like that threatening suicide. second of all that's an unlawful eviction and i'm not the one who did that to her, still don't get how that happened, think she's being dramatic and walked out herself because the confrontation about what she was up to was too upsetting. whatever it was, i was trying to help her and i do want to meet and hold her again. and other things.
SHOULD be on j-date anyhow... and i think my dream was pointing me in that direction. god might be mad about what i'm doing with these goy girls.
90 soxl @ 230.77
>>24416802sold +496
good place to buy wkey.
babes upset, won't talk to me today. but i think i was the last person she spoke to last night. 90 soxl @ 228.027
think the low volume was a tell that they were gonna go about this. talking about the soxl trade i'm hooked on right now.
gave some good advice and offered real help to babe. but she doesn't want to talk. penelope is upset as well. is what it is. can't let all these things throw me off today though. want to exit this trade for a profit, get a nap, get to the gym and lift, focus on myself. i'm still at 175 lbs and it's frustrating, but my workouts are getting better and i think i might start gaining weight here again soon. travel plans are on hold for at least another two weeks, gotta know if babe is pregnant or not.
>>24417158Penelope and Babe...creepy cyberstalker Canadian
>>24417197crazy women, when they are upset, try to make the world around them match their feelings. like a man punching holes in his wall, but with their tears and words instead of their fists. it can go on for a long time too. have to weather the storm and stay strong, show them that you won't get blown over by their tantrum.
>>24417215I tell you, that's what it feels like having a crazy canedian stalker showing up at every corner babbling crazed gibberish
>>24417292crazy stuff happens in the sewers. there's very little goodness or good sense around here, getting offline would help with the "cyberstalkers," i'm aiming to do just that.
>>24417304you obviously havent been following me then getting offline wont help at all these people stalk me everywhere i go i im under constant surveillance its like some kind of really bad gang here in caneda but im pretty sure they have ties to the government its like some shadow part of the government but its really stupid and nasty these people and this organization or whatever the fuck it is i dont even know why they do this to me its like an evil curse or something
>>24415770>banned from tinder and hinge today...thanks for warning me babeI tried to kiss the tennis player at the end but she said "not so fast" but she was kinda into it, again I then ran like with the psychotherapist... but then I wrote a last line saying "sorry for my behaviour at the end" never wrote more and now after 2-3 days she unmatched. I hope this fucking mentally ill bitch didn't report me saying I tried to do rape her.Need to be more aware of that. With a ban from these apps idk what I would do... probably something crazy like approaching a hot girl in the real world instead of sightseeing trainwrecks and become happyily married to a normal woman.You didn't deserve this babe, see, you were just playing her game and then she threw it in your face. These whores are out of control. Back in the day she would be sleeping with the fishes pretty quickly.
>>24417440thnnx for the jerk off material
>>24416301Save money go to synagogue, you could ez spot the jewesses that are only there to keep up appearances Even better go out to cali, visit the elite synagogues where all the Hollywood producers attend
>>24417496i don't go, i am from a secular goy family. but there's something about being re-grafted to the tree.
>>24417440no i get it, it was a kind of a shock and punch to the gut, because it had been my "window" so to speak to women. but it really isn't working for me, i get so few matches, so few messages, so little success. and behold the type of women that do like me.... the ship to england is sailing today and i should have been on it i think. also with the apps you have to craft your persona for the girl you would like, but i like so many types, crazy but also professional, so i left mine really blank, but that is off-putting to people. rambling but i've had way more success irl before the apps, think i can do it again, i'm still pretty. and in a few months i'll be really buff. want those 10 lbs back.
babe won't write back. she probably reached out for help and they advised her to stop talking to me. but i think she will write back someday.
>>24418096also when i travel, i'll get a new phone and make a profile. worst they can do is ban me again, and i'd be out a couple hundred. in the meantime i'll try to get back on facebook and rebuild a digital persona, normiefy. easier said than done because i have problems logging back in to facebook. but i think with ai now i can get help and reset everything. i know that sounds unusual but i have a very weird technical problem that i don't understand.
looking like i will hold soxl over weekend... as if i needed more to worry about. down a large amount of money today but it's all good. one good day will bring it back.
this whole saga has been a positive though. i did get a very good lay, some really good snuggles, that i was so in need of. it was so good my mind flipped, felt the anxieties of "is this good enough for me long term?" (answer was no) instead of that incredible hunger. she's hot, but i've had way hotter, and being a freak is a big plus but i've also had freakier. but she smokes weed and does not work out and i know what that's gonna do to her. but like it's sobering in that the kind of girl i'm looking for i'm not going to be able to swipe into. she's going to have to lay eyes on me, see what i'm capable of, that doesn't come through on the apps.
>>24418194but if she texts back i'll go right back to her -_-' for the moment it's too good. and she'll feel horny again i think. the change in her from the day before to two days after was unreal, bipolar for sure.
she probably thought i would melt, that what i got was so amazing that i'd be ready to do anything for her. but like i said i've had better. it would be a RARE woman that could do that for me, giving everything she could in the bedroom. penelope has that for me, babe doesn't, and obviously i don't know what she looks like and she's inexperienced sexually, but i know she's fit and petite and smart which is everything i want, you can make a girl into a good lay. i can at least.
and as bad as yesterday was for her, i'm unscathed. 'cept for the hinge ban but i'll get over that, small potatoes, much more upset about her blowup. all i did was get a little cold feet after she told me she had a kid. which she held back from me before all this started! i wasn't that horrible to her... we had known each other 4 days and she had just revealed a "dealbreaker" to me and got crazy. i didn't say the right things for her but that's no reason to blow up your whole life, which she did. i tried to defuse and help and explain the whole time and she just got more insane, up to a suicide threat. anyways things are out of my hands now, but they could have gone much worse, if i had acted as crazy as her. a well-timed nap saved me from a real ugly situation i think.
anyhow bored with nothing to do right now. got to re-orient my compass i think. still think it's wise to stay here for a couple weeks to find out if she's pregnant or not, but going to focus on where i want to travel, try to improve my life any way i can. waiting for swiftie to entertain me with more stories.
and i guess a problem for me is i've never been with "the" girl, the ones i've absolutely loved with all my heart, i've always compromised and taken up with adequate girls, but who i knew i didn't want to spend my entire life with. and they weren't bad but it's just i have very particular tastes, there's only been a few women i've ever felt that way about. but women can't take that, they want you to be all in for them and it drives them insane if you're not. or maybe it's just with me, because other guys do it all the time, or maybe they're just more comfortable lying or compromising. or maybe just luckier than me. i should be happy with what i've gotten, it's more than i deserve and better than most will ever get, but it's not like that. in a few days i'll be hungry for love again, it never goes away.
this girl is just my practice baby-mama.
and i'm offering love affection support and children to this girl, which is a lot, more than most guys. the problem is i'm also serving up honesty. they're comfortable with less if they can feasibly delude themselves that they'll get more.
i called her and she didn't pick up, but it rang and went to voice mail so i am not blocked. she's still reading and thinking of me. this isn't over.
I'm swiping for new friends now in BMBL BFF mode
Maybe I hate men idk
>>24418538are all these tay pics real? i can't believe she did so many photo shoots, but i guess that's the price you gotta pay for fame. lots of choice stuff you've been posting recently.
>>24418554no that is actually a picture of me but I photoshopped her face onto mine
the fact that you seemingly can't filter the gays... omg babe.
once had an online date with a man, took him 5 hours to come out as gay
he met someone else that night (a man)just for me to see to be jealous I guess? trainwrecksbut that was over a decade ago
I think I wanna kill everyone that has a better hairline than me
wow. that took a lot of courage to say. but i kind of don't believe it.>>24418587this i believe.
>>24418590say you love me babe
>>24418594i... don't. at all. but i think you're funny and cool. and if you are developing feelings you should look elsewhere because i'm painfully straight -_-'but i've said many times and do believe that life would be ez mode if i were gay.
>>24418596>many times and do believe that life would be ez mode if i were gayno it wouldn't. it would be a shitshow
>>24418596I believe men have less emotional control, so that girl got you banned, a male would probably be camping outside your house with a shotgun right now
>>24418601i have turned many /cbt/ threads into debauches in my time, and i think the /fit/ janny caught feelings.
>>24418612o ya, good point.
my dream last night was that nazis had taken over, but not the organized high fashion nazis, american redneck retard nazis, and i was being persecuted and hunted and the world had gone to the toilet. i bet babes simp army is seething at me right now.
telling babe the importance of "what do you want" really backfired. because she, like most people, don't even consider it, because it's too painful, because what most people want is out of reach and unattainable, and that leads to emotional pain and suffering, that's really hard to deal with. i think i opened a door for her and she was not ready for it, gave her too much hope.
just touched my hairline, which has minoxidil on it, then put my fingers in my ears. -_-'' bad idea.
hopefully babe remembers our 1-week anniversary tomorrow...
even fighting with babe was better than this, getting ignored. and i couldn't understand why she would do it, i think i kind of do now, she probably gets all the love and affection she really needs, more even, craving extra drama. it was a lot of stress and i'm not saying it was good, but it was better than this. no attention is the worst feeling in the world for me, brings me back to my worst trauma.
and i don't understand why she's doing it. why is apologizing and forgiving so hard for people? penelope is the same way too. like act like they would rather self-immolate than ever do such a degrading thing, which is obviously not true and is pathetic in itself. people that can't apologize and forgive are the most problematic.
and when she got upset, she was beyond reason. nothing i said to her got through and everything she said to me was crafted to gainsay and hurt...
market was yuck today. there was some good action in financials, and obviously software, some kind of etf/market maker voodoo where they repumped an oversold sector and sold everything else but pumped software enough to keep the indices flat. hate this kind of market action like you wouldn't believe. 2 hours until i grab my smoothie, start my gym preparation. and as you can all see i'm not holding up well today.
my ants are still striving. it's amazing. they even were without water for a while. they just changed their diet to whatever else is alive in the tank. They initially buit a wall to shield themselves from the bugs and I always wondered if they would go through that same wall if they were hungry enough to kill them all (they aren't killer ants actually)bug problem solved. Might get interested in them again and maybe even renovate their tank in the future or something like that
they are now alive for 3 years and I still haven't even bothered to really understand what to feed them. but I will once I remember what their name is
I have a suspicion they will just eat anything
Maybe in 30 years it could be (you)
think you meant thriving. striving is what we do. but that's cool i guess. you should take better care of them so they can truly thrive. thinking about tinder, had an urge to swipe but remembered i couldn't, but like i wasn't getting any action on their anyways, 'cept babe recently, so it would be a pointless exercise, and thought about why i wanted to do it, and it was just to view the female form. there's something to that, a calming effect. it's a tranquilizer really though, that desire should be sated by going out and meeting them in the real world. i ought do that soon.
and got my photo insights from bumble. (yes i paid...) people LOVE my shirtless photos, but don't like my face -_-''
>>24419085hehe yes sorry esl babeI think the niche apps are actually good for starters, it'll satisfy your urge to swipe and maybe give you something positive. It is where the freaks hang out that don't find anyone on the other apps or get banned. It's a little bit of a shitshow so I won't do it especially right now that I really have the urge to smoke weed now that I am home again
>>24419197bumble has the best 25+ chicks, hinge has the best young girls, which is why i "miss" it, it's the illusion of attainability obviously, don't think any of them would go for me. bumble seems to know what i like right now, just had a swipe sess and got lots of petites.
>>24419213parallel worlds bro. Stop it with the 25+ you can't compete with me. I wish there was more to do, more pictures to upload, more artistic quirks and texts to write :-)
>>24419213my profile is like a girl magazine
>>24419213rolling stone
and still that one girl said I totally look like my pictures while the other guys she met didn't. I bet she fell for me so hard. Dumb girl I would've written her in like 3 days bet
>>24419136>don't like my face-chatgpt subscription- pro mode- tell AI to make your pic better for online dating- will clean up your face, change every hair, make it warm inviting, slight smile etc.
>>24419272and then the girls will STILL go "YOU look like your pictures"so guess what the other pos dudes she dates are doing
they can't afford the expensive AI is what they are doing
there is a difference between AI enhanced clown and simply... perfect..
oh but it also helps if the base picture is already perfect
because you have a good phone and asked AI how to make the best pics
and then you walk arround every day completely cringe and take at least 10 photos of yourself
and then after 25 photos there is one that you finally didn't fuck up
>>24419272your cunning amazes me sometimes.feel like maybe i should just try to turn strippers into baby mamas, start doing cocaine
feeling sad and hopeless rn. but felt the same way this time last week and then look what happened. surprise around every corner, waiting for my next one.
also i messed up, sunday is babe and mines 1 week anniversary.
>>24419306cocaine wouldn't be for me, at your age I was struggling to not get put into the "pimp" position by society in the sense that when guys think you're a pimp, the girls think they aren't good enough for you and you then do cocaine, you're probably a pimp.
>>24419306I'm still wearing the clothes that my girlfriend bought for me. And she probably was a hooker.
and babe is all mad at me for not being all-in, but she hasn't deleted her dating app stuff. had to remove her from my bumble rematches so she can't report me there too.
>>24419306what I mean is I always got showered with gifts
>>24419329how old ARE you? i thought you were 30's? i'm about to turn the corner from "mid 30's" to "late 30's" -_-'
don't worry, you are young at heart.
>>24419370I'm at that age were you don't worry anymore.
https://youtu.be/ZI72GXgiWDo?si=fquG_BnE_Cnha5kg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeFwaWFTGYU
>>24419557also i don't want to die. please do not call the police to my house.see babe, that's all you had to do.
>>24419559You are more caring than others.I also feel very confident when talking to you. That is why I will have to hit the clubs tomorrow, get than girl who got away last time or get a reality check.I need to find HER or I will suffer in the hands of a dangerous woman
my mom is back to normal. feels like a warning sign, like she intuitively knows i'm single again.
>>24419596is your mom artistic?
>>24419607she does paint by numbers sometimes, and was taking a watercolor class, but i would say no, she has very little talent and no vision and her taste is abhorrent and simple. i'm trying to get us to fill the house with natural crystals because she likes those and so do i, but i can't stand her hideous artistic taste. she can't sing, no musical ability, and her taste there is pretty bad too. same literature and film...
she has big tits, there's no need for depth i guess
I DO LOVE MY MOMMY THOUGH! but she's nothing like me. black people think we look alike though.
>>24419623well all american girls have bad taste I could fix her
>>24419657my mom also isn't "like me" but she literally made me
>>24419738my mom is shallow even by american standards, but it's actually not bad or abhorrent. i would describe her as a very weak sauce. her taste is generally "good," like the sheets have decent patterns and she can pick the right blinds and carpet, but she could get a lot of help from essentially any lady's magazine but she doesn't care to.>>24419772ya, same.
>>24419819>she can pick the right blinds and carpetmust have her now
>>24419833i ovesold her. she won't lower your property value with her picks but she won't do anything for it. one thing she can do is pick good real estate though. she likes good views and has a feel for good "locations" because she likes to cycle.
and she recoils from actual good taste, she calls it "wishy washy" and i don't know what she means by that, she's also pretty dumb.
she has no elegance, subtlety or delicacy
but she is well-liked, popular, and has a lot of fun. that's what matters to her. to have standards and taste would distance her from people which is what she doesn't want. she loves being a normie.
>>24419872yeah but I know she is very attentive because I've already talked to her for a short time and it was very intense. She also seems very emotionally mature.I'm gonna watch Marianne from Portrait of a Lady on Fire and will be thinking of your mom <3
>>24419900>emotionally matureshe is now because i made her that way.
>>24419905I'm gonna go to sleep with so much hope today!
i'm hoping babe is just taking a cool-off period, to ease her obsessive thoughts, and not pulling away for good. i really need someone to hold.
penelope can be such a retard sometimes
she thinks she knows everything, willing to say nonsense to any old thing just to get the last word
thinking of going to a medspa, get a hydrofacial, microneedling on my nasolabial folds, buy some cutting edge skin creams. i've obviously had too much joy and laughter in my life, it is beginning to show.
Hope everyone is having a great friday and a little bit of chicken fried.
>>24420243;_; it's terrible. hope you're ok though john. i've had the craziest week. getting ready for the gym, might have a cry tonight. need prayers.
>>24413320i came in this girls pussy a bunch though, but now she won't talk to me.
the last time was so good, it was like 4 am and i pulled her on top of me while we were snuggling, grabbed her around the back of the neck and pulled her down on top of me, we were so close, and just pounded with major leverage. i will never forget it.
i left bruises and her pussy is probably still aching
oh and if she does dump me for good, i will post the full pic guys. stay tuned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upMEhedx3UQ
>>24420361Did you kill her yet?
Ahem*Jewish plugged nose voice*>nurrrmurrrrmurrrr my cyber stalker is deranged lunatic nurrrrrmurrrr4 wah wah wahDon't give me this shit BOY you started all this when you were born and came into this world as my 2nd born son and 1st born black son
Love u sonTHIS TIME AROUND IM STAYING AT HOMEAND THINGS ARE GONNA GET BETTAH
>>24420434i almost killed her when we first met, our plan was for her to deep throat me in the car on the ride to the restaurant and cry, have dinner across from her with the mascara all messed up, and we did that but i was too big for her and she couldn't do it and we ended up skipping dinner. she almost left me right then.
WHY DID I EVER FIGHT WITH HER?
SHE JUST TEXTED ME
Errybody needs to get their shih togetha. All this drama going to waste wid zero monetization. Swiftie, start up an only fans farm, you don't even need all yo cattle to be real, ai can fill in fo a few use their likeness but ai their nudes. Seems like the best way fo money as I never hear ya talk bout the stock market cept fo begging fo tips. Intc bro, you coulda had at least a 3 part episode fo Jerry springer, then a revisit every year, that'd add up over time. Yo best bet in current year is a reality show, but idk what network would buy... So maybe Livestream yo calls on kick? Or maybe just raw videos, but do yo own marketing, hook in the lolcow dorks but milk them instead if having them milk you. Do shih like make juicy drama vids but they behind a paywall, you fo sho would corner the fat lonely chick market. But it's a must to work on yo voice, do some ab testing, between you and swiftie you got a much higher potential fo monetization, but a more difficult path to it. Who needs stocks and shih when you can monetize drama by drip feeding it to a captive audience?I don't know bout you but I'm excited fo this boards transformation further into Jerry springer drama.And if ya think imma go back to biz, nah they think spce will pop off because people will mistake it fo spcx, that's blue chip retardation lads. If anything y'all are helping me stay on the straight and narrow, im back at wait fo marriage 100%, she don't have to be the same but if she did one night stand at any time even once, that's a instant stop loss hit dawg I'm out. One good thing bout the world is plenty of people are upfront about describing and portraying different lifestyles, so if ya curious, you can read or listen to many many accounts of what's it's like, just avoid the Hollywood polish fo something more like the truf. It's just a shame that apps seem like the only option fo dating, when it's not, but ya gots to be creative and selective.Modern horrors persist, but so do i
>>24420654im glad youre sticking around he was harsh to you last thread, even worse than the time he called popped off on the leaf. gotta cut them both some slack though. a mother with a jocasta complex…slim chance at forming normal romantic relationships with that baggage. big heavy old bags literally suffocating you. keep these po’ boys in your prayers. Lord knows they need Jesus.
>>24420735It not that they need jesus, but just ease up on the gas pedal.
nothing but bitterness tonight from her, she did make me cry with an exceptionally evil comment, but i think i got through a little bit. babe is going to need a lot of training and i'm not sure if i want this or not. something is better than nothing i suppose. she makes me feel good when i'm with her and maybe that's all i can hope for. maybe get a kid or two out of it so life isn't such a waste.better workout tonight, did 1 set of bench @185 and 3 @190 and a few more sets of the rest of it. looking great in the mirror again because body fat is way down but still a lot weaker than i was 6 months ago.
Good morning everyone. Spending some gains on a lake vacation right now. Glad to see everything is still normally abnormal here on /bant/smg. Was planning to stay away during my trip but I’m glad it didn’t. >>24419272>>24411564Kek, good move here. It says I care enough to outsource the help you need but not enough to come there myself. She will hang on to the “at least he cares” part and you haven’t set a precedent for immediately coming to her when she has a mental chimp out. >>24420243You need to get back here John. If we ever needed our resident rabbi it’s now. >>24419272Have you used it to write your summary as well? Maybe ask it to scan all summaries for girls who match and write up something with that information. >>24420434It’s kind of weird how normal this question is to me here. Has this board ruined me?
>>244215671. i live 30 minutes away2. i don't have medical training3. i don't know if there's weapons or who else lives therei did the right thing and you should apologize
>>24421602I know you did the right thing. That’s what I was getting at. Especially the outsourcing part. Too many people think they are qualified to deal with that shit and they are not which makes the situation worse.
>>24421624o. i have been here too long. assumed it was a kind of sarcasm. sorry.
>>24420479holy shit broyou're thirsty
more bad dreams. but at least in this one i died with sword in hand. it was so brutal and i'm very sweaty.
>>24421567no my pics aren't even "enhanced" in any way. Found out that now back from my vacation I do way better with getting the lighting right with the built in iphone app than what chatgpt does (adding brilliance and some filter) but I do let AI look at my pics from time to time so I know wich ones are shit or not but it's all not a perfect plan basically I'm just putting more work in than skitzo wich is also a turn-off/red flag for some girls btw.
>>24420654>Swiftie, start up an only fans farm, you don't even need all yo cattle to be real, ai can fill in fo a few use their likeness but ai their nudes.I actually was really thinking about that... like alot. Because the whores I fucked generally do allow videos and make great service so I thought that could be a nice start into porn.. like showing off the awesome stuff my dick can do? Might at least get my money back. Because I actually do like a a good training fuck once in a while and that porn angle gives me a reason to be there other than that I'm a chud that deserves to be fucked with.
>>24420654>between you and swiftie you got a much higher potential fo monetizationI... could just move to the U.S. once I get some onlyfans cloud but I actually dislike american whores they are dirty af
where's that cyberstalker leaf
im summoning him
Right now I decided to bang the next fattie from tinder that just wants to get fucked. The reason my vacation didn't even make a dent in my finances (feels good) is that I rejected the real gold diggers that wanted to go to expensive restaurants. That might have been "stupid" but I really doubt they are better than the whores if they even put out.Paid 140 bucks for my last lunch date and then I ghosted her. I can do that financially once in a while but paying 400 or more? I'm really feeling it sometimes that I'm only that shitty kind of rich where I have time to shitpost here but don't get anything else a poor man couldn't get. Ugh..That's life!
Coach me into getting famous on OFwhat should I do first? Porn with a hooker?What angle? I was thinking I just let her suck my cock and good as she can and film that for my own enjoyment.
i cant believe hes not here already stalking me
oh wow I'm already taking requests I'm so good at this
7 is my lucky number
watching AI porn right now.. getting ideas.
meh pretty gay
I just jerked off to another man's fantasy
even if what I do with these girls might be very hot my dick is still small so... *sigh* need to find another way to make money
Cornpop If you didn't want to be cyberstalked, then you wouldnt have been my son, mini-wheat. Simple as that, applejack.Watch your back Grape Nuts
It's time to accept a few things. 1. That you're my son and you look JUST LIKE ME 2. That you love me, and I love you because as father and son we have a bond that transcends the spoken word itself 3. That when you finally realize this and get on board with the show, corn pop, you will finally be able to achieve your dreams on account of I'm an international superstar and as my son I can open doors for you until you can open them yourself and become a international superstar.
C'mon, son, let's get on down the road back to the farm. Ma, I know you don't like to call her ma but she is your ma now, Ma is darn sure to have a mighty good stew for us waiting on the stove. Ooooooooooooo lawdy! Gonna be some goooood eating tonight!
and I thought that german-greek guy was a creep
-_-' no good morning from babebig elo drop on bumble and no likes
weighing 176, after big poop. not sure if mom wanted to do stuff today or tomorrow but this weekend she wants to do stuff with me, she leaves on her big vacation soon.
mom didn't sleep well though... good sign
didn't go well. she claims she's going to block me, and did admit it was her that got me banned on the apps, i didn't even ask her, she seemed quite proud of it. we'll see. unfortunate but at least i can babepost again.
>>24422733no wonder that I hate people when my favorite posters get banned all the time... it's a pattern that repeats itself in many areas of lifeonce had a really cool friend, got kicked off school within a year for no real reason
>>24422733another got kicked out of his apartment... and it's always for doing stuff that didn't really hurt anyone like the guy got kicked out because he tried to learn to paint, with a hammer. Sounds kinda idiotic and probably was but the people then put poop into his mailbox and then he said some stuff and he was done.
for many normies "being different" is already the same as "disturbing the peace"
If only I could use this effect somehow to gain complete power over austria and make austria great again
