Yeah, I'm a femboy now, nobody cares about me, maybe a blond and blue-eyed Scandinavian handsome guy like Kaworu would want me.
>>24414106>I'm a femboy nowwh-what has canada been doing to you???
>>24414114nothing, i give up
>>24414120what did you give up on? why're you giving up?
>>24414124I give up on making the same thread everyday it's getting boring so i now i've decided to fake that i'm gay and femboy because i don't care. i want to do smth funny
>>24414137that's not a bad thing to give up on, change your posting style however you want, OP!
>>24414148True. Post about stuff that makes you laugh or bait. Let some steam off! You don't have to be serious all the time!
>>24414106>I'm a femboy nowtomorrow will be twink death. Time to give up on keeping your armpits clean shaven
>>24414232>tomorrow will be twink deathwhy?
>>24414244>why?just stop shaving, its too late anyway
>>24414244He's just judging how much you want to live and being edgy about it too.
>>24414315i'll continue shaving my whole body because girls like shaved men
>>24414106ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME SHINJI BRAZIL ANON CAN WE FUCKING ELOPE NOW???you can stare at my blonde hair and green eyes ALL YOU WANTyou dont know how long i've been waiting for you to finally admit this
>>24414124he gave up on suicide so we could be together finally
>>24414343>because girls like shaved menyou mean closeted men like shaved men?
>>24414114>wh-what has canada been doing to you???Just for the record, I didn't tell him to do this.
>>24414137Is this a mental breakdown?
>>24414343>girls like shaved menNo
>>24414343body hair isn't something that matters until ur in a bed with someone OPbut also... it feels great to be shaven, so like, you do what u wanna do>>24414351yaaaay :D
>>24414106>blond and blue-eyed Scandinavian handsome guy like KaworuKaoru is probably the most Gaysian name of all time. 薫 (kaoru) means "fragrance" or "odour".The funny thing is that every single Evangelion character has a first-name spelled in katakana, so you wouldn't normally be able to guess which kanji names like "Shinji", "Asuka, or "Gendō" would normally be spelled with. "Kaoru" is actually a bit of an interesting case, since it's often spelled in hiragana (as either かおる or かをる, and even occasionally as かほる, for the same reasons that the particle を is pronounced as "o" instead of "wo", and that the particle へ is pronounced as "e" instead of as "he"), somewhat less often using either the kanji 薫 or 馨 (in both cases meaning "scent" or "fragrance"), and very rarely with the kanji 芳 (which also means "fragrance", but is used in compounds to mean good reputation).Also, Kaoru and Kaori use exactly the same kanji, since the former is the infinitive verbal form and the latter is the noun ("to smell" vs "a smell").Sauce: Wikipizzle
>>24414640>it feels great to be shavenSome guys seriously feel this way?
>>24414692don't knock it till you try it.
>>24414433There are literally 4 billion female human beings. I somehow doubt that none of those 4 billion female human beings like shaven men.
>>24414692yeah it feels great to be have a nice smooth shave and be all dried off and softlike everywherebut uhh...certain places you dont want to shave against the grain otherwise it'll irritate the skin really bad or cause ingrown hairs
>>24414703... but if the gods gave me a natural fur coat, why would I cut it off?
>>24414788you can take that route too. the only reason women shave is because of a huge cultural shift in the 1950s and 60s. in the span of a decade, mass advertising campaigns pushing a consumerist envelope changed beauty standards. it's kinda impressive but also scary how quickly everyone decided to move on from that.
>>24414106present your tummy!
>>24415810hey, that's my line!But yes OP out your tummy!!
The incel-to-troon pipeline at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.Hopefully, this means that OP will finally rope in the near future and stop shitting up this board with his whiny faggotry.
I remember when traps were a meme
>>24414106Anyways, Brazilian anon, this raises some more questions.1. Are you still suicidal? My goal this whole time has been preventing your death.2. I remember the last thing that I said to you in another thread before you made this thread. You basically said "I'm afraid to masturbate because it's a sin!" and so I informed you that most anti-masturbation people are hypocrites with dirty secrets of their own. Have you finally unleashed your real sexuality? Is that what this is? ... or is it just a joke? Are you really embracing the gay side of your bisexuality?3. One of the most common causes of suicide is queer people trying to force themselves to be cishet. Was that a contributor to your suicidal thoughts? Be honest.Anyways, if you want to be queer then that's fine. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Homosexuality exists for a reason. Men ARE beautiful because we are big and strong and because some women hate us for stupid reasons. Of course, only heterosexual intercourse can produce children but male homosexuality can function as a form of emotional support to reduce the risk of suicide.Here's the thing: Don't start telling yourself that women prefer men with no body hair. If you feel uncomfortable with your own body hair then just admit it.>In b4 "You know that women can be homosexual too right?"Yeah but that's none of my business.
>>24416784I'm actually autoerotic, i don't feel any sexual and romantic feelings for anyone.
>make the exact same weepy thread 3x a day for weeks>100+ replies and 17 images omitted.this place is fucking hopeless, just stop giving this nigger attention
>>24416971kill yourself
>shinji brazil anon didnt reply to me about eloping
>>24414345maybe, i love rei.
canadian anon
>>24417030see i knew we were meant for eachother
>>24414680this is some ancient mystical knowledge from the furthest-east of the far eastyou have my respect, sensei
jeez my god, canadian anon left me alone.
>>24417264You made this post when I was at work.
>>24417784This is another post that you made when I was at work.Geez. Now how I know how it must feel when you have a son who loves you and you also have to go to work. Now I feel bad for dads in general. Father's Day exists for a reason.Brazilian anon, I get that you love me, but you are a grown man and I am just a man on the internet who has a job and a life outside of you. You can't become dependent on only me because I have a life to live. I can only talk to you in my spare time. Isn't there anyone else who could love you when I'm not available?Also, I've noticed that you talk about your mother frequently but you never talk about your father and you've gotten really attached to me. Do you have a dad? Do you see me as Dad? Is that it?
>>24417784what a fucking monster holy shit how could he fucking do that
>>24418388>what a fucking monster holy shit how could he fucking do thatAre you calling me a bad father?lol
>>24414811It is good that things changed. I could never love a woman who looked like sasquatch.
nooooooo shinji got groomed :'(
>>24422126and how do you feel about it?
>>24414106>Yeah, I'm a femboy now>brownsure thing bud
>>24422357anti-brazilfag gaslighting post
>>24422357browns make the best femboys
>>24422385yt bois are more rapable lets be honest here
>>24422393liar liar pants on fire. brown femboys are soooooooo much cuter
