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so I just now I retardedly spilled a bunch of chinese food into the charging port of my phone

mostly because I was eating sweet and sour sauce off of a paper towel in bed

I tried to rinse the phone off but it turned its own sound to maximum and started playing some testesterone advertisement to everyone at 5am and then the torch got stuck on too.

I wiped it as good as I could with a bleach wipe but it literally still smells like ass, like it was in between a couple of clammy chinese ass cheeks.

that made me so retarded with madness that I started gearing up to go john wick on the first chinese I saw.

but as I was smoking a joint practising with my karambit I realized that killing chinese people is for niggers and I absolutely refuse to to it.

And just now I smelled it again
and I think it's going away.

So in the end, everything worked out
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>>24445135
>the torch
why does your phone have a torch
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>>24445139
because it just does okay??
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>>24447276
well yeah but how do you even get the fuel in there? where'd you even get a torch addon? why? do u weld metal with ur phone a lot?



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