>>24459410first for DoC ID
death to niggers
Digga was?
id roll (plz be the color)>>24459410cute img :3thnx for bake>>24459415ID WGiOV6Iy was claiming to be chem and he's from a diff 'cord chat....but looks like it is jules fucking w/ mordy (and the other autists) because obvs its jules and the rest of us are just slow @__@>>24459423oh okeyyyy no worries, rough that an energy drink has such bad memmy's
>>24459389we'd probably be yap yapping and engaging in elaborate bottom discourse to figure out if we're just overthinking it or not.>>24459423>Sadly for you I don't read at alloh that's okay, nobody really reads that sort of thing anyway. not that it's a dead medium or anything, it's just contemporary lit is far more popular than people let on. nobody talks about it but the literary canon is hardly relevant outside of academic contexts. while those books are definitely good, most people engage with literature the same way you'd engage in, say, music: not to analyze and spend hours mulling over its meaning, but to sit there for a while and just enjoy it. this has been the case for centuries, with books like uncle tom's cabin far outselling canon literature like moby dick.all this rambling is to say i really wasnt expecting anything to begin with, and it's not a (You) thing either, that's just how reading has always been and will continue to be.however now im gonna be pedantic because you do read, you're just not reading literature :^)ramble over sorry sorry>quality beeryes, the peanut butter cup flavored stouts... and the wheat beers...fuck i want that grain belt again. fuck you. now i gotta make a whole trip this summer just for that.pic unrelated.
>>24459419also hi korbo, long time no see :)i heard you had a buddhist arc but wasnt here to see it. did that go okay?
>>24459470but at least we would be enjoying ourselves :Dand science could study usnot sure what answers they would get but i'd try to interpret the results>>24459427DIGGA WAHAT?
>>24459463It wasn't about the energy drink, heck.>>24459470I see what you did there you slick fuck.Spreading beer love, you can thank me later.
uweeee korby wont talk to me anymore... what changed? should i borchepost again? do i need to revert back to a drunken lolcow? my old /bant/ muse no longer cares! i've been replaced! UWEEEEEE!
>>24459566apparently im like extra super regarded and slower than normal today...and im taking nuke out with me wheather she likes it or notgonna reread to see if can maybe figure out where my brain stopped working
>>24459566OHyou told mordy u were chem and i believed you so my highly regarded brain hadnt put the other two things together i understand now
ears is mad eto be raped so bad lik e sdkrfjfghsdkrgjh;sdjklfghr
k-korbyyyyyyyy korby won;ut TROLL me anymoar waaah... *sniff sniff* k-korbbyyyyy i missed u h-how could u abanaddonnenmeeeeee u replacsed me wi with BELARUS u fuc king NIGGER aujjhubghuhhhh D: uweeeee h-he just wannas his AI gofrkend a-and not a stupid tranner liek meeeee ill never make another korboid rreakoit AGAIN he will zNever spam the board to mark me mad agaiiiin DDDD: i mismissss the honk froggiedssss kome baccckkkkk korbyyyy>>24459587d-don't dont take me fo titl the the regarted factoruy huhnnn noooooooooooo
>>24459483Holy chud
https://youtu.be/RZ5DgkoLuGI>>24459587So she's gonna shrink your brain? For free? Lucky.>>24459613Nevermind, no brain shrinking. Burh...
>>24459826YAAAYYYYYYY TOU YOu gave me a (You) again tis betsn so rloooong ahhh k-korboiooooooooo i love you i lovr you mroe than inlove aloce aaand memeboi aahh oh its been too long my cute little boiwifeeee
fugg im sorry i had to omuch
https://youtu.be/zoq0tAKpLBI
ok im over it eheh, s-sorry im just a HUUUUGE fan of korbo eheh hes so cute when he has a melty and its fun to see him bark bark bark everywhere like a lil puppy i see why alice kept him so close
>>24459686raep is le bad tho :3>>24459724this is u>d-don't dont take me fo titl the the regarted factoruy huhnnn noooooooooooois toooo late tho we are already in chains and cannot escape>>24459884reverse rape>>24459828brain already smoll but we have a blood loss issue if you kwim ;) ;)>>24459935omg u luv cats and luv this song>>24459997THIS IS U
>>24459686at this point i have to wonder what it's like to be ears. more than one german wants to rape ears and they happen to be drunk every time, poor fella.unless thats what ears likes which... fuck i aint gonna knock it.>>24460075>this is uTHATS NOT ME uwhbe beewww he-he ifnored meee fornfor minutesssss how dare heee AND i'm in serious mode now, so no more crying or weeping over spilt spaghettis. jules is the only italian i need to talk to anyway, harrumph!>we are already in chainsyou might be, but i'm not. i broke my chains so i dont need to go there, sorry.
ITS FUCKING FRIDAY BITCHESYEAAAAAAHHHHHHhttps://soundcloud.com/griz/rainbow-machine-3>>24460116I BROKE FREE FROM SADNESS AND THE CHAINS LETS FUGGIN GOOOOHHHHHand yeah thats totes u kehehe silly crybaby
>>24460075its not rape if you ":3" though :3>>24460116tell me who the other german is so i cn take care of them but know that ears would probably be fine with me doing it since we are such nice fiends ~ hehe so don't worry
>>24459410>>24459410
>>24460636r u sure
friends
>>24460116oh i didn't poke you yetis there a /jp/ bumpcult mafia?it would put my mind to rest.
>>24460647yes!ask any lawyer and they will say the same :3anyways i am going to bed now an i hope that you can sleep well later knowing what my dreams are about hehe <3
...>>24460631and i... have taken ur sadgeness.>>24460636>the other onemordred is hes german despite the swissy flag>>24460655>/jp/ bumpcult mafiayes and no. all the original members of the bumpcult are gone. saigondreamin, gapfag, the random other anons, me, king of gets, we all either stopped caring or just moved on from the board entirely. all that's left is pepsibot, stuck perpetually bumping cirno threads in an endless wait for his master's return. it's kinda sad at this point, like watching hachi but with a south korean flag
i am on last drugs from earlier
>>24460694gosh i would grab u and give u the biggest snuggiest lovliest extended nuzzle hug if i could (gif rel) <3any particular reason for the shift or just happened? (it happens)>>24460116>>24460636>at this point i have to wonder what it's like to be earsraep is le bad plz no rape..... o.o>>24460659oh well i wouldnt want anyone to 'just get away with it' ....legally speaking u kno(oh i know...benis)nighty!! <3>>24460719time for more it seems
>>24460870heh, i remember that gif. i think niceland used to post it a lot... i know stefan and neko brit definitely did, but those are old namefags that have no relevance anymore. either way, it's a great gif, thanks.>any particular reasonive been feeling this sort of malaise all day though it got better after meds were taken. i made the mistake of recalling a more colorful past though, and that's what knocked me down right now.
HOLY FUCK IM HUNGOVER
>>24460912yeah you were absolutely fucking wasted last night. have some water pls.idk if you saw my last post. if you didnt i'll tl;dr itthis is Nuke, and i'll stick to using this tripcode in your threads so you always know its me. does this work for u, Mordy?
>>24460921You already said that once and then didn't so I doubt u will.
>>24460933Well now I have incentive to prove you wrong!
>>24460935I gotta delete that cow dung heart from my phone.. every time I choose an image I'm forced to look at it..
>>24460896its kind of like my favorite one tb.h...cuz it i reely would do that huggy nuzzlie bitnuzzles are the best>ive been feeling this sort of malaise all daysrry to hear frien it does happen, hopefully you dont ruminate too much on the memmy's that are uncomfy :(are u workin tonight or the day off?>>24460912i wish i coulda hung out more last nightlooks like u had a lotta funzies>>24460933new dripcode who dis
i wish there was a booru for western art but i mean easy to navigate like danbooru and whatnot because the closest things are basically just porn rule34 and e621the other sites are ancient and not easy to navigate anyways im gonna make chicken and rice with red pepper and whatever the fuck
>>24460961I did?What the fuck was I up to again?
>>24460981im basing my assessment solely on the number of replies and we had just started the thread when i went to bed....and a new one was alredy up in the morningso u were up to some wild shitp0asting
>>24461005Well I can't remember anything so maybe.
>>24460958i have it saved on my computer anyway, plus there are always the archives if you need it again.>>24460961>i reely would do thati... can imagine you doing that, actually. you have that cuddly bunny energy about you. it's quite charming and, admittedly, a bit rare in my experiences.>dont ruminatei know rumination is outright suicide fuel, but i still do it. bad habit...>workin tonightim on break yeah.nice CAt ID.
>>24461043Why did you save a cow dung heart?
>>24461043so much love to give :3gosh its hard to stop when its somthing that bugs...it gets to the point where im mentally SCREAMING at myself (in my head) to stopit keeps coming back, i annoy myself, yell some more....blehhopefully workie will help distract, it does for me sometimes but not always>CAt IDomg sacred ID adjacent!! :D>>24461041i really didnt want to go to sleep last night because the saar had just joined and aeris was there too along with you, nuke, and julesgosh
>>24461100I remember aeris been an ass.. can't remember saar tho.Where is saar anyway? There is an anti saar thread.
>>24461121he can kill himself he's a cuckold i don't remember much besides telling him to kill himself because i drank like 3 6packs (which i might do again tomorrow around noon)
>>24461156I'm gonna be drinking too but first I gotta work.
>>24461121yeah i didnt read the thread but its slow chan night so maybe i willprobably notaeris as always such a sweet boy though
>>24461176Nah, that shit he pulled was disgusting.
>>24461053Why? It got a chuckle out of me. That's really it.>>24461100>so much love to giveyeah... much love, thank u>SCREAMING at myself (in my head) to stoptrying to force yourself to stop thinking almost never works... yeah... I usually just state exactly what im thinking and add nothing else to it. so if i'm thinking of finally opening up that valve and using the exit bag, i just tell myself "I'm thinking of killing myself" and leave it at that; don't add any extra judgments or opinions like "...and it sucks" cause that'll just make it worse. That's probably not a tactic that works for everyone but for me it kinda takes the thought's power away and reduces it to a footnote in my mind. Um... you can also try repeating the thought in a goofy cartoon character's voice, but that ones not always available for use depending on where you are. umm... i have a few others tools in my proverbial toolkit.>hopefully workie will distractit'll keep me safe. that's more important than distraction, in my reckoning.
>>24461237You got the special kind of tism.
>>24461184Stop being such a big baby
>>24461290fuck off cuckold cry about getting cheated on lol
>>24461290No.You didn't just talk shit, you chose the most gut wrenching topic and went to anons to tell em it's true until they started talking shit about me cause they believed you.And you saw that you were hurting me with those lies.. but kept going and to top it off you decided to go with "oh I guess he's just weak".Not even shane, in all those years I've posted beaides him, has ever done something like that.
>>24461333You kept making trans threads about me even though you knew I didn't like it. I told you several times that it bothered me, but you kept doing it anyway. I've only done to you what you've already done to me, though I'll admit mine was a bit more mean-spirited.
>>24461363Well first of all it's pride month and tranners are awesome and cute and you are a bigot. We should have more tranners and destroy masculinity.And 2nd you never told me anything cause u never actually chat with me. You just said cringe.
>>24461270shockingly? i don't actually have 'tism. i got screened already and i just have really, REALLY bad ADHD, which makes sense cause ADHD does contribute to or outright cause immaturity :P
>>24461376>tranners are awesome and cuteaw... thanks mordy, ur the best <3
>>24461376I told you to chop your fingers off too. Seems pretty obvious that I didn't like it. Pretty sure thats why you kept playing into for the next couple of threads too.
>>24461380I mean yeah.. but calling it tism is funnier. I'm also immature but I dunno why. I like making cat noises.Speaking of cats, I met the one eyed cat earlier again. Today I brought her 2 different dog treats from home. She loved em.>>24461385Why u thank me? Are u a tranner? Cause then you'd be mega based.>>24461387 99% of texts you send me are about causing me physical pain. In the very first thread you wanted me to hurt myself. You always want me to hurt myself. How am I supposed to distinguish between different forms of you wanting me to be in pain?
>>24461413oh a cat! i've not heard this story yet. what color is he? does he like you or is this only ur second time seeing him?>are u a tranner?yes, i've been on HRT for aboooout 3 years now, give or take a few months.
>>24461413>99% of texts you send me are about causing me physical painThats just not true at all. I'm not even sure how you can think that. Maybe its unironically an autism thing.
>>24461237protector instinct activated....>That's probably not a tactic that works for everyone if it works thats what matters the most i think cuz ya everyones different so im glad u have something that somewhat worksstill doesnt make it go away completely but it sounds like putting it in the light helps u? if im understanding it correctly>in a goofy cartoon character's voicehadnt heard of that one b4 haha and sounds like a way to kinda mock yourself in a disarming kinda wayu def got smoe tools!>it'll keep me safewe only have right now and today to focus on :)>>24461363>>24461333oh....im surprised u let it get to u>>24461413>I like making cat noises.mewo meow meow meowwwwwwi also like making kitty noises, purrs, and chirrups(i think i do a good one at least)>>24461432<3
>>24461432She is grey and fluffy and is missing an eye. Also missing a few teeth and her mouth is a bit weird. She probably had a bad accident long ago.I met her at the beginning of this week. Ever since she waits for me at 4:30 am in the same spot behind the train station. She has a collar on so she must have a home. I never knew you were a cutie like that. I only know u had a bf.. which is sad cause I am in desperate need of a cute gf(penis), hehe.>>24461453Well in my head you really dislike me and always hiss at me and only like your nigger columbian.>>24461460You make cat noises in bed, that's different.
living a block away from where someone you're dating is great but you gotta go on midnight runs to gas stations and shit in sandles with no shirt
>>24461477Cute feet
>>24461467Maybe stop imagining things then? Not sure what you want me to tell you about that. Columbia is one of my favorite banters and that won't change. You don't seem to like any of my friends on bant.
>>24461481>i'm a simp because someone said they're a foid
>>24461481How can you like a person without character.. its entire personality is being an insufferable asshole..I'm not imagining things I simply form opinions on memories I made with people and you always wanna hurt me.
>>24461481>>24461413its a shitsposting board @__@ too serious>>24461467i will randomly make cat purrs n' chirrups when no one is around....>>24461496until he finds out ur not really an anime girl :(
>>24461509You do realize that 4chan is my life? I have no social contact outside of this website.
>>24461513same
>>24461496I liked them before somebody said that. Who cares if they're a guy or a girl when you're bisexual? >>24461502I am not you and I like people for different reasons than you. Them shitting on other people is the main reason I became a fan. Wouldn't be here talking to (You) right now if I didn't care a little bit. I'd just go on with my 4chan funposting like nothing happened. I do not want to hurt you or for you to hurt yourself. >>24461509You're not wrong This is literally the bants board made for bants My bants are just 2 powerful
>>24461509like 99% of posters simp for foids no matter how nasty they are to them. it's just such a case with him because he doesn't talk to women irl for whatever reasons and i say that because every single one i've encountered is like that
>>24461540doubtful and they're always calling you a loser but whatever idgas you're just wasting effort simping
>>24461557Its fun and almost zero effort on my end
>>24461540the tone from 2 nights ago was so different when we were shitposting with the saargosh that was fundid you catch any of that? lol>>24461545i get ur seething mad at him but being nice to an anon, fembot or not, doesnt make anyone a simpcolumbia and i also get along..doesnt make me a simp either
>>24461538Rejects of society meeting in 4chan.. >>24461540But that's the only thing that person does and nothing else. It is incapable of love, it only knows hate.I wonder if that shred of care would exist if I wasn't surrounded by the people you call friends.
>>24461502>its entire personality is being an insufferable assholeisnt that yours too?
>>24461565i agree with that but there's no instance of them being kind to him or anyone. what difference is between you and him is he writes love letters and lets them call him names. i mean whatever he's into being femdom obviously
>>24461581Not quite.I love dinosaurs and space and trains and vidya and cute things.I'm afraid of violence and pain. I am afraid of many things.It is only when I'm hungover that I can get into angry rants.
>>24461565>saarShitterfitter* Hes funny and really doesn't like you guys at all. I saw most of it on my other screen while I was playing poe. >>24461566Now you're just making things up about somebody you don't even know. Please don't talk about my Columbian baddie like that. They spend 90% of their time working in a 3rd world cunt. >wonder if that shred of care would exist if I wasn't surrounded by the people you call friends.Why exactly would that matter? Its not like Jules or Ears are going to suddenly stop talking to me forever or something.
>>24461586those seemed incredibly ironic given the context that it was a love letter thread to sakowe were subtly laughing about how mordy dismissed them as shitskin language while he was confessing his loveit was a double irony with a twistyou didnt catch that?i thought you documented everything>>24461614in the beginning i thought he was being ironic, then he got serious, but then he went back to be ironic againi was really enjoying the banter and yah pretty funny(thats what you meant...)
>>24461614Well your friend is an asshole to me and hates on tranners so why would I not say mean things?I simply find it hard to believe that you would care about me. Most people don't. You like talking about hurting me tho.>>24461634I know that cat, she's a runaway princess and the anime is awesome. Is about a guy constantly trying to take his own life.
>>24461637has cute ears and nice figure so i saved lol
>>24461634nah it's not because i translated itbecause it was in another language it's meant to be private and he even got mad i translated iti do but when something becomes a repetitive pattern i stop because it will be same note every day and waste my memory
>>24461634I doubt they really care enough to get "serious". >thats what you meant..Or was it? >>24461637You were mean to them because the second you saw their flag you thought they were a "shitskin". Why would they be nice to you? >You like talking about hurting me tho.Only when you deserve a good beating (which is often)
>>24461668You do realize I don't know that flag and have no idea where columbia is on the map, right? I don't even know what continent.
>>24461668>thoughtthey are lol it's turdworld country unless they're from europe, japan, china, russia or america they're 100% shitskin
>>24461676it's south america by brazil sorta where all the cartels are. it's a shitskin country
>>24461657so you did get the irony (and why u translated) but still only saw what you wanted to see?lol?!?!?!?>>24461668yeah idk it was fun and i hope he comes back and shits it up, that was so fun>Or was it?okay now im nervous, and afraid...and... o.o>>24461676south americaand he has threatened to beat me on multiple occasions
>>24461684>>24461689I have no idea what is in south america. Couldn't name a single country there. Beaides venezuela. I know that one.>threatened to beat me>BUT MORDRED HES A GOOD GUY I SWEAR
>>24461694it's right above Venezuela>>24461689it wasn't not ironic but whatever idc
>>24461460>protector instinct activated??? wha? why? what happened?>putting it in the light helps u?it clarifies what's actually going on for me, yeah. It's the clarity and removal from harsh self-judgment that helps.>u def got some tools!i didnt go to 2 weeks of impatient followed by months of partial hospitalization for nothing!!!i've learned a lot and have a ton in my toolkit. i also learned i reallllyyyyyyy love pop punk boys with 2000s skater boy haircuts hrngmntb...>we only have right now and todayur darn right :)i'm feeling a lot better now than i was earlier. i guess you repaid the listening favor, so thx a bunch ears>>24461467>the kotaww... that poor cat. i can only hope her family is lovely and treats her well. after living a life like that, she deserves all the comfy lovings that can be afforded to herdo u bring her treats or just pets and good vibez?>I never knew you were a cutie like that.so are all the women behaviors and moments making sense now? yeah ive been on E and prog so long i have boobs i can no longer hide thru boymoder sweaters ;-;this is also why ears refers to me as "she," if u ever wondered
>>24461694not even argentina?and i thought u were white...tsk tskyou threaten to rape me all the time too...lol
>>24461676Its important to know your cunts so your racism can be accurate. Calling somebody the nigger word isn't nearly as strong as known whats happening in their clown show. Like, for example, Chile had its entire military system taken over by ransomware, and they ended up paying the hackers to remove it because they couldn't resolve the attack themselves. >>24461689He'll be back at some point I promise. I've downloaded their entire existence into my brain and can predict their movements. >okay now im nervous, and afraidSleep with the lights on
>>24461705dont say nigger so brazenly itll summon a certain eastern european nigger.
>>24461701Interesting..>>24461702I gave her a chewing stick from my dogs and a big piece of dried chicken breast. She loved them a lot. Yesterday I brought her a boiled egg but she didn't like that.I never wondered cause I never read conversations so I never saw that.But I do remember calling you a woman cause u had hissy fit over shane.>>24461703What does white have to do with knowing about literal who countries?>>24461705Yeah that's cute and all but you assumed I dislike the guy because of a skin color even tho I don't know that country so I never had any racist thoughts. You are an idiot.I only like learning about dinosaurs and vidya. I don't know things about countries.
>>24461715Does he have a nigger detection script or something? He pretty much never bothers me for some reason. >>24461717Well you did call them a nigger and mention their flag. How am I supposed to know you don't know things? >I don't know things about countries.Thats very American of you. How are you more of a burger than me?
We are so back.>>24460075>blood loss issue if you kwimLike an erection? You have to stop thinking with your dick, it never has good ideas anyway.It is a very silly song.
>>24461724I call everyone I don't like a nigger. And saying nigger is fun.I can tell you a few things.. like how spinosaurus mirabilis was found in niger and is kept in their museum at a university. But I only know about countries when it's about dinosaurs or food.Well I also know switzerand doesn't have a capital and 26 cantons but that's because I live here.It also has 9.5 million ppl which I know cause they are voting on a population cap of 10mil this month.
>>24461717>chicken breastholy fucking based, u feed aminals good food! i respect it a lot. i'm like my grandma and will slip my dog some of my own food but his day to day diet requires bland chicken & rice.>boiled eggthis makes sense. id imagine the scent turned her off.>never read conversationsur just like me frfr. if there's no (You) i dont pay it much mind>hissy fityou have no idea how much of a confused smile i had after you derogatorily called me a woman rofl>>24461724i actually asked him this in another one of these threads and he says he just sorts by last reply. however, i do know he has a userscript that turns nigger into [CENSORED] which is just fucking hilarious
>>24461702>what happened?i may be a faggy softie bttm (pwr) but i still get the masculine urge to protect (you) and those who struggle with these things too>it clarifies what's actually going onso u kinda logic your way through it? is that right?>have a ton in my toolkit.im learning some good things from you :D>i also learned i reallllyyyyyyy love pop punk boys with 2000s skater boyliterally me, good taste(nofx was so good)i take it there were some cute boys in there? :p>>24461705weird way of saying ur half indian but its cool i'll still>Sleep with the lights onpromises....but u know i will ;)>>24461717thats where hitler and the reich went to after ww2allegedly >>24461731i try but....cuties are cute and i like cute things (. ᴗ .)
>>24461738Your dog eats better food than me.. is not fair.. I hate being poor..The scent of the egg turned me off too. I had it in my pants for 3 days. The yolk had already oxidized and was black.You absolute woman.>>24461746Why do u muricans keep making up conspiracy nonsense?
>>24461733>It also has 9.5 million ppl which I know cause they are voting on a population cap of 10mil this month.Are they going to start deporting people or what? Sounds like they'll have to limit the number of babies people are having or send people back to where they came from. >>24461738He 100% has a script then. Nobody is sitting in the archives reading every post that says Nigger manually. I know some people have scripts that send them an email every time a keyword is mentioned. Its normally a name like Al*ce, though. >>24461746You seen how white I am already. Not even the purest of pure bred Brahmin are as pale as me. >but u know i will Do I? What am I supposed to know?
>Why do u muricans keep making up conspiracy nonsense?Because we're always right
>>24461749there's strong evidence for it, i would go through my folders but its latehave you ever wondered why part of argentina is so white for a brown country?>>24461756gosh i musta forgot or something and would think u would get tan from being in the sun? probs wear a wetsuit tho>Do I? What am I supposed to know?that i'll leave the light on for u ;)
Hiiiiiiiiiii!
>>24461746Alright, Alright, but at least try to keep it confined within your pants.>>24461749Oh yeah before I forget, next thread technically is going to be #36 since I didn't specify on this one.
>>24461795I try to avoid the sun as much as humanly possible. Nobody wants to turn brown or get skin cancer. >that i'll leave the light on for u ;)>for uI'm not the one scared of the dark
>>24461756No.If it goes through, once the pop hits 10mil and for as long as it's at 10mil or above, they will deny all visas, even for refugees and whatnot. Nobody will then be allowed to move to switzerland. Not even marriage would get u in anymore. The people inside stay tho.>>24461758*stupid>>24461795No because I don't know that country or its people u baka moron.>>24461797Henlo hiro.>>24461801Thanks fren.
>>24461746>bttm (pwr)THAT explains... a fair bit actually. man you and the german shock me with how much domme you two have despite beingso clearly bottom.i'm kinda surprised u missed the test jules had us take for some reason but i aint reposting it again....i do wonder why he busted down mah door for that tho.>masculine urge to protectthat is so unbearably, unapologetically sweet i might actually get diabetes. fuck. you cant do this to me, im supposed to be the mostly aloof one.fuck i almost forgot i told myself that a while ago...>logicnah, it'd called defusion... as in de-fusing two separate thoughts. it's kinda like compartmentalization i guess but really it's just taking the problem and making it seem really small in the moment. small things are dismissible, so... i hope that explains it.>im learning some good thingsheres one that unironically helps: peppermint essential oils. i dont mean vaporizing them like some 47 year oldsoccer mom trying to cure autism with home remedies tho. literally just dab a drop or two on a clean wash cloth and take a sniff. u can do this with lavender or some other scent if u prefer that, but for me peppermint is just so strong it shocks ur brain into going "wait no actually im fine, oops" during bad moments.however these are tactics to manage severe depressive disorder so idk how applicable theyll be for schizophrenia...>good tastethanks my taste utterly impeccable and patricianthere was one (1) cute boy that fit that style there and we became really fast friends. i still listen to the stuff he introduced me too >~<>>24461749>i hate being poorits by far one of the worst states of being... at least ur not poor with a child tho. best part of being a faggot is no children.>3 daysfor... 3 days... M-Mordy...>>24461756i dunno, /bant/ is slow enough to where if u sort the catalog by "last reply" u can read every thread and check it over. but who knows... not i for surehe ignores jules too btw its rly funny
>>24461828Don't bully me I'm poor so I carry a boiled egg for when I need food at work.
>>24461823a bunch of countries are thinking of doing thatAmerica did it first though and ejected most of the original population or killed them if not put them in concentration camps i mean reserves lol and they did it to the japanese too
>>24461837Yay, murder!
>>24461801i really hope not but circumstantially that will probably be the case>>24461811tan isnt the same thing as brown tho, its lightly toasted (and sexxy)but def dont wannt turn into some worn out leather bag eesh>I'm not the one scared of the darkscared of the bad decisions i make in the dark... ;P>>24461823thats okay i'll know about it for you and the rest of the white race
>>24461833s-sorry mordy i just... was it at least preserved in some way and safe to eat? you have me worried now...
>>24461828>i do wonder why he busted down mah door for that thoIt was necessary for comedic effect.>he ignores jules tooHe's likely just filtering the flag me thinks.>>24461843Don't stick your pecker in the USB port...
I just bought this. I didn't expect it to be so super yummy.Tho I think I prefer the original red bull.>>24461843Thanks fren.Want an energy drink?>>24461844Uhh... wel I bought it, boiled it and then carried it with me.
>>24461823Hello Mordred!>hugs
>>24461840we call it colonialism lol well imperialism is what it actually was because america is still technically british just outlaw british. like if america weren't powerful they're still supposed to all hang and get tarred for murder and revolting
>>24461823I'd vote yes if I lived in Swissy land. Fuck those refugees and green card chasers. >>24461828That still kind of takes a lot of effort and being terminally online. Pretty sure hes just a soiteen that likes having fun by larping and samefagging. >>24461843I used to have a tan when I was a lifeguard and spent most of the day outside or in the water. I can't say I miss being roasted by the sun all the time. >def dont wannt turn into some worn out leather bag eeshI remember one time my nose got kind of fucked up since I didn't wear any sun screen. It was really bad. >scared of the bad decisions i make in the darkWhat you do in the privacy of your own room and none of my biz
>>24461859We should have sex infront of everyone to make them jealous.>>24461860Yeah but nobody is gonna harm murica.>>24461863No you wouldn't cause u can't vote.. I mean I can't. Only swiss citizens are allowed to vote.And like.. when it goes through it might absolutely tank the economy, kek.
I WANT TO MASTURBATE SO BADLY
>>24461869Which is why I said if. The economy tanking is worth keeping Swissy land for the Swissies.
>>24461880Uhh.. it's too late for that. The swiss are a minority here. I have in my entire life not seen a single retaurant or pizza place or whatever that was not owned by albanians. But those count as swiss in the statistics cause they have the citizenship.
Is pretty tho
>>24461869Let's make them jealous!
for once... i am not closing today. ahhh it feels good to be back home at midnight instead of 1-2 am...>>24461849did u really have to do that to my poor cardboard box though? i mean i live in that thing you know, its hard to find more that fit so well.>filtering the flagyeah likely, given how often he just flat out ignores you. then again, you unfortunately share a flag with k*rbo so many people have the italian flag filtered :(>>24461857u should start pickling ur eggs if u wanna keep em in ur pocket for like 3 days... but i wont push the matter further than this bc i dont wanna bully u or make u feel embarrassed.
>>24461828i flip flop between sub and non sub...like sometimes its fun to pull on the leash...and other times its nice to have the leash pulled :pkinda goes with the mood swings?? o.O>germanhe's a top but def sub tho but at the same time he's still figuring himself out at the same time and that could change>surprised u missed the test jules had us takeeven though im a bad test taker, i still took the test :pstill surprised brat was so low on mineit was a busy day (week) at work and didnt get to chat it up much>i might actually get diabetes. fuck.>you cant do this to mei could say the same thing lol, but it is what it is :pmy heart has a soft spot for those who struggle>i told myself that a while ago...which part? lol>defusion, >small in the momentsmart way to defuse it, hadnt heard of anyone doing it this way b4 but glad it works> peppermint essential oils.i've heard of this!smell is SUCH a powerrful sense!if you think about it, smell can change your mind about anything IN AN INSTANT especially when its a bad smellso the opposite is also true(also uh...pheramones....yum)>cute boy and musicniezzu what music did he introduce you to if i might ask :P >>24461849nothing is off the table here>>24461859chonky booty hiro :p
>>24461886>About 41% of residents aged 15+ have a migration background (either they immigrated themselves or have immigrant parents)>The largest immigrant groups are typically from nearby European countries such as Germany, Italy, Portugal, France, and various Balkan states.At least they're mostly from the EU and not the middle east and Africa. Pretty much all of the nurses here at nursing homes are from Africa and got their nursing certs in Africa. Its a complete shit show and they can't even do their jobs properly.
>>24461898Hiro I'm so horny..>>24461899I've never heard of pickled eggs before. Is that any good? Wouldn't it just taste like vinegar?I never plan on keeping em that long but I just wasn't feeling hungry and didn't wanna throw it away.>>24461928Mhm, lots of germans. There is a city in thurgau I believe that is like 90% germans. But I see niglet kids walking around sometimes and it's really gross.
>>24461928Wait.. your statistic means I'm officially part of the 41%!But I'm also part of the other 41%
>>24461863>I'd vote yes if I lived in Swissy land. Fuck those refugees and green card chasers.based lol>roasted in the suntoo much sun!im perfectly tan atm from all the runs i do, its like the perfect amount of sun and not needing to use sunblock :pwhen i skimboard i do wear sunblock tho...thats too much sun and will totally fuck your skin up and make u blister and such (like ur poor nose)>What you do in the privacy of your own roomur the one hiding in my walls and the shadows>>24461896reely pretty mordy <3
>>24461952Thanks fren
>>24461936Mmm, I bet you are...>>24461922Shit it does kinda look like that.
>>24461962lol whats it supposed to beeee? :p
>>24461936Also >Switzerland does not officially classify its population by raceNation of cucks can't even acknowledge race >>24461947Whats the other 41%?>>24461952>its like the perfect amount of sun and not needing to use sunblockYou should still wear sunblock to protect yourself from the sun. It will fuck you up if you're outside long enough without it. >thats too much sun and will totally fuck your skin up and make u blister and such (like ur poor nose)Get a surfboard and get a real workout in. My old one is sitting in the corner right behind me ( I dropped him and shatters his nose )>ur the one hiding in my walls and the shadowsI'm a professional remote viewer
>>24461985>Whats the other 41%?Trans suicide rates
Btw i want to have sex with the swiss anon
>>24461962Nearly home tho>>24461985The swiss are horrendously racist so that's weird.. but they are also extreme religious freaks. In school the teachers were all super confused when I told them I am not part of any religion. That is very rare. During religion classes, I was always in a special class with a few others. It was only like 5 ppl. Well unlike what 110% dumb muricans believe, the 41% of that statistic that's so famous isn't a number of tranners that kill themselves. The 41% are lgbt people who have considered or attempted suicide or simply had suicidal thoughts once in their life. So I am part of the 41%
>>24462005Why me? I'm ugly and unlikable
>>24461899Why do you worry about that, I'll find you a perfect new one in no time.>then again, you unfortunately share a flag with k*rbo so many people have the italian flag filtered :(Back when I decided to start posting here I considered skipping a trip entirely, and then I remembered about korbo.>>24461922Insert "Do not fist android girls" sign here.
>>24462009>>24461971Apologies my frens but I must snooze now, nighty night frens!
>>24462016But this android girl is really hot. And she has chainsaws in her limbs and a jetpack and her arms are detachable rockets and her head is a fusion bomb.I don't see the issue.>>24462021Nighty hiro
>>24461998I thought that was 51% >>24462009>Approximately 40% to 42% of transgender individuals report having attempted suicide at least once in their lifetime.Idk google says differently and they're super liberal and "woke" Ggoodnight
>>24461985im only in the direct sun for like 20-30 minutes(ish) as half of my run is through a woodland area otherwise i would wear someand i try to keep my cancer cream exposure to a minimum<tin foil hat ON>>surfboardu dont think windsprints on the beach are enough of a workout?plus its nice talking to all the cute faces that wanna know what im doing :p>I'm a professional remote viewerwhat do you think of the keto frosting i made? >>24462014except not>>24462016Dont tell me what to do DAD! I will make mistakes and regret them LATER! :D>>24462021nighty niggghhhhhhh
>>24462032That's still not actual suicide rates. That's the point.Nighty fren
>>24462014Aren't you cute and feminine?
>>24461863...i can unfortunately say ive been in the exact same spot before and yes it is fun when you have literally nothing else to do and more proxies than you know what to do with. your guess is probably the most correct one ive heard so far.>>24461922>sometimes its fun to pull on the leash...and other times its nice to have the leash pulledyeah thats pretty switchy of u but thats not a bad thing. im a bottom through and through tho, theres not a single dominant bone in me so im content to keep my collar on at all times :L>he's still figuring himself outgive it 2 years and she'll be a total bottom bitch.>bad test takerOH THAT WAS YOU? i actually had no idea wtf.>which partthat im supposed to be aloof but also i have failed comically at that already so why even bother?>smell is SUCH a powerful sense!yeah! it's crazy what it can do! my 1:1ers at inpatient would often use it to calm me down when i got really bad and ive used it on and off ever since. it's important to not abuse it though or else itll stop working.>>24461936>never plan on keeping em that longOH! okay good! i was thinking you were boiling them days in advance, phew. i'm very relieved to know you dont do that often>>24462009yeah the infamous 42% statistic is vastly overblown, but nuance is lost on people who just want a buzzword to spam...>>24462016it wont be the same box :(it'll be sad and stinky and a different size...>>24462032goodngith aerissss sleep twell
>>24461985i don't think any european country keeps racial statistics because france is the same way
8 years later and there STILL are too many bottoms. Damn.>>24462022That's a lot of OSHA violations for a single robot woman. >>24462033I mean, mine are merely suggestions, I can't stop you anyway. Also I will want the stories of you making mistakes.>>24462049I swear on my soul it'll be a perfect and nice smelling copy of the original.
Does someone wants to be my friend
>>24462067ok but if it doesnt smell like coke and peanuts i will have your soul and i will turn it into a cup.>>24462070ask not if people wish to be your friend, but rather if you wish to be THEIR friend.i will be ur friend but only if you think u can handle a based (cringe) and redpilled (bluepilled) grill like me
>>24462038I dunno.. am I?>>24462049Well I mean.. when I boil eggs I make too many so I have more for the following days.>>24462067You are a bottom
>>24462082I'd be your friend desu
>>24462049there are some advantages to it hehe but im still pretty bottom brained myself, just not always sub...and thats only with boys, not um..girls tho. the rules arent the same there and different. :p >give it 2 years and she'll be a total bottom bitch.probably hehe>OH THAT WAS YOUyeah i think it was my only reply so wasnt obvious it was me hehe>that im supposed to be aloof im glad?? i think....i think ur great>it's important to not abuse it though or else itll stop working.yeah dont wanna desensitize and lose its edge for sure but its so crazy effectivei live near the ocean and redwoods and both of those smells are incredibly theraputic to me>>24462067i truly hope there are stories to tell at some point, would be a dream come true>>24462070i was bumping ur thread seeing if mordy would do anything but i was kinda surprised he didntnormally he's a bit more aggressive (in my experience)but yeahand i think we're talking in ur other thread too lol
>>24462094Thx 4 the bumps>and i think we're talking in ur other thread too lolWhich one?
>>24462101the one about losing interest in conversationsi got distracted and havent responded yet
Spicy noodle spicy noodle.. gonna hate myself in a few hours... gonna destroy my butt..
Man I wish I had a dick in me rn.
>>24462107Oh that's indeed my thread/bant/ is probably the least anonymous board on this site lolAnyways, I'm going to sleep, sorry if i were annoyingGood night
>>24462088oh ok, well as long as you're not storing them all in ur pocket then i have nothing to worry about.>>24462089hello new friend! congratulations, in becoming my friend you've gained 3 free issues of Yappers Weekly, 1 unwanted autism blog, infinite chatroom posts, and 2 awkward goodbyes, all of which can be redeemed at your leisure. You have also earned the right to instant and immediate identification to be used upon sight within any thread I partake in.You cannot back out. You may not revoke your friendship status, even after extended absence you will always be my friend. You're stuck like this now. Hello new friend, how are you today?>>24462094>the rules arent the same thereo u like femdom? heck yeah, me too>i think it was my only replyyeah it was, but that's okay. im glad to finally put a face to the name but also i didnt commit urs to memory as a result so rippu.>i think ur gre-DONT SAY THOSE THINGS AGH. my HEART caNNOT take it!>incredibly therapeuticyeah... plus man redwood trees r so big and tall, i love them. i went on a trip to oregon once and its been my favorite state aesthetically ever since. such a beautiful place.
nighty night frienz its sleeby time>>24462108>>24462112these two things dont go with eachother....lol>>24462113nah u werent, flags make it easier to identify too :pnighty night
isometric perspective isn't valid
>>24462123HOW CAN HE ISOMETRIC PERSPECTIVE ISNT VALID
>>24462120I eat super spicy food and then go to gloryholes to get railed while my butt if full of flaming hot liquid.
>>24462127SO THATS WHY YOU LOVE SAAR
>>24462118>femdomno..not the type of girl i meant sillyi'll post it tomorrow maybe if i remember hehe>DONT SAY THOSE THINGS i get it and wont voerdo it :)>oregonlove that state too, just got back from seeing grandma in april up there :)night night sweet cute friend <3>>24462127you are so evil...very evilnight night evil friend
>>24462129to me, shart is the highest form of humorCan you imagine the pain of pp in 100k scoville diarrhea?
>>24462129>>24462130nighty
https://files.catbox.moe/bap1tg.mp4
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>>24462155i lol'd
>>24462162excellent
>>24462163dude this was genuinely early fb common occurrence. sometimes i hate i nuked mine because i had gems in it which got me laid a few times
>>24462130is it... um... the tired middle aged office lady type?>i'll post it tomorrowill cunningham's law the info out of you.>night nightsleep well u silly CAtE...>>24462131>shart is the highest form of humorit really is tho. i used to have a country banter folder filled with webms of people doing funny shit from various cunts, and the USA folder was insane. i oughta re-make that folder because lol shart humor.>>24462136you cannot do this to my sides again mordy, pls, they can only take so much punishment>>24462163MEDIUM RARE CHICKEN STRI- NO! i scream into the void and nothing responds!whoa holy shit the meds hit me in the middle of typing i should really go to bed now, nini frens i love u all <3
>>24462170hehehehe>>24462175But I was just about to make u kek real good.Oh well..Nighty fren
>>24462082American box 101.What kind of cup? Can I have it?>>24462175Heck, he slep.>>24462088Not always.>>24462094Perhaps it's time to make some stories then?>>24462120Nini ears
>>24462197
>>24462182u can stil bost it and i will see in da morning>>24462197>what kind of cupa 6 ounce blue solo cup.>slepi wil try and that requires turning my phone off...but dont be surprised if i, again, wake up in the middle of the gods-be-damned night and reappear
