How would /pol/ solve Obesity?
>>24472256Government run fasting camps where you can only escape the facility by squeezing through the bars.
>>24472256Only in America can people grow this disgusting, like the solution to 90% of the worlds problems, glassing the USA and its citizens is the solution
Shut down all the delivery companies and about 90 percent of fast food outlets, make it so people on welfare don’t get a choice over their food (they get vouchers instead of cash) and remove every subject in school other than English and Maths (if you are exceptional at these two you may study Science) and replace it with PE
Education, just tell men that for every 30 lbs they lose they'll gain one inch of penis.Alternatively you could have incentives like tax breaks for extremely attractive and healthy people.
>>24472258>Only in America can people growIt's not their fault. American food is poison.
>>24472256Cut back on sugar and carbs.Main culprits are sugar water (starbucks, soda, juice) and too many side dishes (bread, pasta, rice, potatoes).
>>24472256Ozempic blowdarts administered by AI camera turrets. The cost would be offset (diminishingly, but that's the point) with better health outcomes and longer healthspan allowing a longer career and more tax inputs.
>>24472260Imagine the cock size of starving Somalians during the famineHoly hell, I bet Irish cocks were visible with the naked eye when they emigrated to America
Strict carnivore dietWalkingResistance trainingSunlight
>>24472256Just kill anyone above 35 BMI immediately
>>24472266Surely there's better ways to solve it than just murder.
One year mandatory civil service after high school where HS graduates better the country. The obese are out on a proper diet and physical labor. Upon completion free university, free trade school, or a transition to the military. Likewise we push back being a legal adult until 21.
>>24472267>murder is... LE BAD because... IT JUST IS OKAY???retard
>>24472256is that burger planet?
>>24472267Murder would solve all societal illsMake every criminal punishment just killing themKill the mega fatties
>>24472256GLP-1 drugs, that's it. >>24472260>>24472262>>24472265>>24472268None of these work long term. People try all of this & then just become fat again. On an individual level, sure, at the societal level GLP-1 drugs are the only thing that has meaningfully moved the needle at large.
>>24472256I don't like the idea of letting mentally ill people going around killing innocent kids just for the sake of it. One thing is bombing countries non stop and complaining when it happens to you, another thing is targetting civillians to use in your shit politics game.
>>24472273And I also dislike when you hurt my burguers.
>>24472267Why should we let fat disgusting people live? They made their choice
>>24472272>ancestral diet and lifestyle specific to our evolutionary history and speciation doesnt work>we need pharmaslop that enriches jews, fries your hippocampus and causes gastroparysis, muscle degeneration and blindness.
>>24472256Obesity is a creation to keep people weak and stupid. You would have to solve several dozen other (((problems))) before even thinking about addressing it.
>>24472276Yes we do need it actually, the perfect diet you're describing is infeasible for most people to ever stick to long term. Even if it works perfectly, it still wouldn't work en masse because people would inevitably slip or not be able to afford the foods needed for it.The solution has to be realistic to mean anything
>>24472276The fatties have gastroparesis anyway cause of their diabetes
Literally just stick them in a room and don't let them eat or leave until they are at a lower weight. Give them zero calorie electrolyte water so they don't die and they'll lose about 0.5-1lbs of fat per day depending on TDEE (a lot more loss at the very beginning but that's mostly water weight that will be regained as soon as they consume carbohydrates again). "Starvation mode" is a fucking myth made up by the health industry to keep you constantly buying more crap when all you need is to STOP EATING.
>>24472256NEETs are more repulsive than obese people, but /pol/'s userbase isn't ready for that conversation.
>>24472281If superiority repulses you then you can stay in the gutter where you belong, slave.
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>>24472259this nigga been readin the telegraph
>>24472256Solve? Eat vegetables and meat/fish.Obesity stems from the childhood and genetics too but the biggest issue is that kids are given terminal amounts of sugar and refined shit, and if they grow up without exercise they'll be permanently obese because they don't have the physical base.Childhood carb addiction programs your body etc etc.
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>>24472256This pic is hilarious. What is it from? Would like to know before I steal it to use for my profiles.
>>24472256Pol has solved this year's ago. See >>24472280/Thread
I'm getting in shape without GLP-1 or similar.How? Exercise and diet.
>>24472289It's from an episode of my 1000 pound family
>>24472280But, without anything to eat, won't they lose a lot of muscle?
>>24472292Thanks, anon.
>>24472256Free Ozempic at Buccees with purchase of a brisket sandwich. Next question.
>>24472256>fat camp>shutdown all fast food restaurants >quit selling processed food >quit selling gmo meats>quit selling soda>in extreme cases, Ozempic
>>24472256lost the weight.
>>24472297How?
>>24472287kek
>>24472256Is that guy really even obese though? Seems fine to me
>>24472287>>24472299
>>24472256>>How would /pol/ solve Obesity?Taxes .First off, taxes and tax rates are not something that activist Judges and Faggot Liberals can whine to the courts under "human rights" .Second, they are an executive order to set, you don't need Liberals oand democrats holding you back in passing a law to get it done. So your tax rate / fines for those fattys too lazy to work -- is set based on your BMI . And government cheques ( lower taxes ) for fit people.
>>24472260>Alternatively you could have incentives like tax breaks for extremely attractive and healthy people.Oh yeah, that won't be abused IMMEDIATELY and CONSTANTLY
>>24472256have to implement policies to return to single income households, the only effective way to encourage people to cook for themselves is to make sure they have time to cook for themselves. however, women are too dumb to have care of their own dirty apartments, so they'll have to stay at the office while their husbands do yard work, run errands, cook, tidy up, and work on home repairs. that's too important to leave to women, unlike emails and office parties
>>24472302Oh shit big homie CJ
>>24472278>infeasable for most peopleDoes the country really need people with so little self control? What benefit are they providing?
>>24472302>All we had to do was follow that damn train
>>24472298Basically his dad inspired him. He got with a trainer, physician and overcame his fear of surgery he needed to remove excess skin.
>>24472302watching this in slo-mo is grim as well. you can see basically every bone in all his limbs break
>>24472297just dont turn into a gymbro like randy from my name is earl
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