Favorite kino snack?
>>24487763Black Forest Tropical Swirl Gummi Bears
Thirdies love combining boiling liquids and plastic cups
Popcorn and MSG
>>24487763Bombay Pot Noodle on chips. Some times chicken and mushroom.
>>24487765Thirdies love combining their slops into one container so they can slop it up like the disgusting animals they are
>>24487765Name a better duo
>>24487767>chicken and mushroom pot noodle>no chicken>no mushroomwhat are we left with, in the end?
>friend invites me over to watch some kino>gives me this never went there again (although i'm fucking his younger sister lol)
>>24487769benefits fraud and thirdies
>>24487763
>>24487763>can't even reach the actual food without spilling half the godawful toppings onto the ground
>>24487776I'm convinced nobody actually eats this tiktok slop or they'd immediately realize the problem.
>>24487777>mfw south america has surpased the USA in obesity ratesFUCK!
>>24487771this actually looks good
>>24487778you are now aware of the fact that as American obesity rates when up so did the population of South American immigrants.
>>24487775
>>24487763I've been going to ICE protests organized by my church and handing out clothes, food and water to people like this. I'm partly doing it because I feel the need to help immigrants but I'm mainly doing it because a cute girl I'm interested in is really involved in these protests and it gives me an excuse to talk to her.
>>24487775>me as the butter
for me, it is a round ball of mud hand rolled by shit-covered hands as my snack.
>>24487763Brought this into Scary Movie last night
Anyone got the webm of the dude putting like 10 different sauces and liquids on a piece of bread?
>>24487780im okay if we keep the ones that make the best carne asada fries and i had the best quesadilla ever yesterday with some onions and green onions and some carne asada yesterday. we can keep the ones that cook, the ones who make corn on the cob and put a billion things on them can get put into a dog kennel for all i care
>>24487763>”yeah I’d like to order one of those retarded things that comes in a big blender cup for some reason and makes a huge fucking mess all over the place just splattering all over and shit”
>>24487782>anon doesn’t realize he’s fast-tracking himself into the friend zoneKek
>>24487797You think they care it makes a mess?
>>24487799My friend I did not say I care it make mess I want that one
>>24487800You can have it.
>>24487798it's okay, at least I'm still supporting my fellow humans by giving assistance to the immigrants
>boiling water in plastic yikes
>>24487802You’re aiding and assisting in transients efforts to break the law, good job. Tell your forty uncles to move here the right way or not at all.
>>24487804single egg, river of oil, delicious
>>24487778Kek
>>24487774is that semen?
>>24487806
>>24487763I mix up some weird shit sometimes for fun, but some of the brownazoid get really creative. Like I'll make a mayo dipping sauce for tortilla chips, that sort of thing.What are your favorite retard dips and mixes, /tv/?
>>24487809
>>24487804>>24487809Eggs and motor oil yummy
>>24487804>>24487809Does using a clean oil in your over-sized drum ruin the flavour of the overcooked egg or something?
>>24487804Jesus wept, how do you fuck up an egg like this?
>>24487811cobes would probably eat that
I thought this was a /ck/ webm thread for a second lmao
>>24487815"packed with grease , packed with flavor"
>>24487808I was hoping so but doesn’t look like itBut to be honest I grew up watching facials and bukkakes and blowbangs and while I can enjoy Donita Dunes chugging a beer bong full of cum or the artistic Sperm Mania series, food and cum are off putting to me.
For me, you just can't beat a good burger. Goes with any 'ino.
>>24487811Is he burning in hell
>>24487785>me after the footy match
What the fuck is wrong with indians?
>>24487822It's an interesting discussion.
>>24487791Kenna>Keelani (lol)/Gen
>>24487819This has been posted a million times over the years, and I've watched it a million times over the years. Somehow, it manages to be worse than I remember every single time.
>>24487823Sleep tight rattos
>>24487811I enjoyed reading about this lad after he died and everyone was posting about him. Seemed like a real nigga.
>>24487783What the fuck whys it slimy like an egg white? I hate indians
>>24487825I was tempted to complain that the thread has degenerated to Jack posting, but then thought I love looking at Jack webms too.
>>24487765>>24487803Funny thing is the average kettle sold in the US 30 years ago was made of plastic. People only recently realized it's probably not a good idea
>>24487829Does that old ass nigga have a Mazinger Z tee shirt? The fuck?
>>24487829Her fucking face that whole video lmao
>>24487804We do the same shit in Mexico, maybe we are brothers afrer all
>>24487832What's going on with the contraption she puts on top of the 'za?
>>24487837Its a template so the cuts are straight.
>>24487829whitebois will never know how refreshing fresh pig nose is>>24487835lol
>>24487838I thought maybe that was it, but surely cutting a pizza straight is easy enough without that lol. 'tard proof the slice uniformity.
>>24487829Meet the demoman
>>24487832God damn what a cutieSomeone was spamming Shrooms Q lately here so I looked her up and while she’s not my cup of tea she has a banging tight fit body like this. If she didn’t look strung out with shit tats now, and did DAP wet scenes, I’d be digging her
>>24487840>'tard proofThat's the reason for it.
>>24487782I was really hoping you were going with the angle of “there are some hot Latina pieces of ass and I’m trying to look like a sensitive and caring American to their abuelos” but you took an unfortunate turn with it.
>>24487844Yeah it was embarrassing to read.
I never appreciated how subhuman some of these cultures were until I looked at their cuisine.
Looks like a giant elote with cup of noodles in it, what's the big deal?
>>24487846do americans really?
Mexico is the india of the americas
>>24487846Behold, heart attack in a box!
>>24487847not a bucket of shit fan, I see
Mexicans drink soda in plastic bags
>>24487851Is that what happened to Dale the Whale from Monk?
Have some boiling liquids in a plastic cup. Have two.
>>24487850Was that a whole egg, shell and all?
>>24487785Most British man alive
>>24487830You see it at the end, it's aloe vera.
>>24487861Man what the fuck happened to Kanye
>>24487833
>>24487861>we have meat plansI assume this is some sort of payment plan... for meat.
>>24487865>he's never had unplanned meat
>>24487865Either you have a plan when you get some meat or you don't. It's up to you.
>>24487863>chinaThey cook food with sewage oil so I guess foot pizza isn't really that much worse.Still a simp cuck thing to be into.
>>24487870Why are there so many bees? Or flies. or Whatever.
>>24487763looks like a decently small starter entree for the average american, whats the big deal?
>>24487850damn... how do they do it ladsit's so effortless
>>24487816Been a while since a cooking webm thread been made.>>24487791Freindsgiving sounds gay but at least Gen and Kenna cooked something. The other bitch brought shitty devil eggs and store-bought foods.
>>24487871It's catering for a Nicolas Cage movie
>>24487872I love the casual pack of rats just hanging out. How are people in these countries not dropping dead eating this shit?
>>24487864>zoomzoom thinks he knows anything from before he was bornClassic zoomer behavior
>>24487873
>>24487873I thought this webm was banned from 4chan
>>24487873Serena is my wife btw
>>24487880
>>24487884
>>24487886
>>24487885>I'm ready to settle down now
>>24487822There are over one billion of them by the way.
>>24487833funnily enough, the millennium kettle company released the flat disc plastic kettle exactly 30 years ago, the fastest boiling kettle ever made at the time.
>>24487784?? is a condom full of rotten veg a prized snack in india or sumtng
>>24487887>American Cooking (USA).webmThat's not American. That's some fat ass euro.
>>24487887
>>24487788>Twizzlers Testicular Torsionok
>>24487885I legit thought he was going to dunk the whole plate at the end as well
>>24487829Based Mazinger enjoyer
>>24487858the rice cooks the egg
Is all of this shit as common as this thread is making it out to be? I don’t want to believe it’s true, but I suspect way more people are way more disgusting and subhuman than I want to believe.
>>24487899Only the Pajeet onesThe Mexican ones are unique cases, mentally ill peopleMexicans are much cleaner than filthy JeetsAlso if you're white please have sex with my sister
>>24487874>>24487848We get it anon, you love the taste of plastic.
>>24487804>thanks egg master
>>24487833>Funny thing is the average kettle sold in the US 30 years ago was made of plastic. no, no they weren't
>>24487894not my problem
>>24487851He's a big guy
>>24487763Indian food. I eat with my hands.
>>24487907I'm never having an ice cream cone again.
>>24487911
>>24487877This was so stupid i couldn't help but kek
>>24487872>travelicious>acting like there isn't a giant rat rest where he's cooking
>>24487829The pig may have taken his eye, but he had the last laugh.
>>24487829>hey babe, maybe I'm spoiling you
>>24487902Does that motherfucker have an Amorphis shirt on?
>>24487894
>>24487919
>>24487922
this isnt mud
Mexican food can be summarized in putting a lot shit together
>>24487923>here is your air, sir
>>24487923
>>24487928
>>24487930
>>24487791more like plapsgivingsex with women, please
>>24487931I don't think that's American.
>>24487930Why has performative retardation become so popular in the USA?
These people are like if you decided to just make up the most insane bullshit recipes possible and make them in the most unsanitary and chaotic way imaginable. Like “here’s a plate full of spiders with ricotta cheese, milk, and cherries.”
>>24487936
>>24487936>the most insane bullshit recipes possible and make them in the most unsanitary and chaotic way imaginableNo that's just the indians. All the non-indian webms in here are fine.
>>24487884This would have been good as far as shitty gimmicks go IF they did any bit of research and looked more like pic rel
>>24487935
>>24487935>Why has performative retardation become so popular in the USA?Cellular telephones with cameras that are connected to the internet. Plus xenoestrogens in the food and water trending the population fem.
>>24487940
>>24487938>>24487937
>>24487944That's chinese. And its still a step above indian.It would also help if I knew what that was.It looks like he's just cooking rocks.
>>24487787ok, I ngl, ball of food (indian flavour) is actually really good
>>24487946Found the jeet.
For me, it's mexican hotdogs
>>24487940when that alcohol burns off they will be perfectly fine to eat, try again
>>24487819It's a shame jack had a stroke. It's too depressing to watch him fuck up food now.
>>24487949Whatever happened to a simple dog with ketchup and mustard?
>>24487945> It looks like he's just cooking rocks.Lol
All the Mexican stuff looks great and has made me hungry.
>>24487783This is still one of the most fowl things I have ever seen in my life and I've been EVERYWHERE on the internet since 1999.
>>24487964What you don't like village snot?
>>24487851this is the final boss
>>24487791>ywn get head from gen in the kitchen while waiting for the mac and cheese to be done cookingwhy even life bros.....
>>24487829>>24487835>shaniqua be all like :/ to your pig
>>24487791I deserve to have sex with all of them multiple times and at the same time while they feed me their food.
>>24487871Flies. Because they don't know how to close windows.
>>24487971No you don't you little faggot.
>>24487972Not closing windows isn't going to attract that many flies. There's something in there specifically to attract them.
>>24487973tequila is nasty
I think a jeet is posting all these mexican videos to distract from the disgusting indian videos.
>>24487979Why would you do that to perfectly good corn?
>>24487968I was hoping she was going to fall disastrously and spill everything.
>>24487974Yes he does.
>>24487935>performative
>>24487866>unplanned meat>unactivated almondsdo americans really?
>>24487981Nah, happy White people can do anything.
>>24487945They're basically flavoured rocks they suck on.
>>24487981there was one where some dude spills EVERYTHING but i dont think i have it
>>24487976They're preparing food in a third world country without any barriers, they aren't aware cleaning exists, you'd be retarded to think there wouldn't be tons of flies.
>>24487790>we've got the recipe, you can fuck off home>NO SIR PLEASE I CREATE NEW RECIPE SIR
These webms made me think of reviewbrah.
Here’s my soup made in a toilet, it has chocolate bars, gravel, neon red spices, mushrooms, rat meat, pigeon with the feathers still attached, various sauces and toppings that seem to just be mixtures of every condiment imaginable, a piece of bread, scooped out with a shoe and served in a styrofoam cup.
>>24487836no but when mexico throws away an old pan, that's where it ends up
>>24487851holy fuck, it's like a sci fi dystopia, couldn't even imagine something like this is real.
>>24487986That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
>>24487996>gwailou doesnt suck on rocks to preserve natural harmony and balance within his bodysha bi, cao ni ma
>>24487996You're in a thread with webms of jeets eating cow shit. No it isn't. I'm not saying it's smart but come on.
>>24487998Nobody expects much better from jeets.
>>24487997I don't think I'll take food advice from people in a country where they aren't even top of the food chain.
>>24487785would
>>24488000chinese people will eat anything with 4 legs that isnt a chair, anything that flies that isnt an airplace and anything underwater that isnt a submarine
>>24488002Yes but there is an entity that eats chinese. The dreaded ESCALATOR
>>24487792I should call her...
>>24487782We heard you the first time you posted this LARP you subhuman brown or yellow cuck. You can fucking kill yourself now.
>>24487993
>>24487970>Here's your one shot of alcohol with a liter of sugar slopSame fucking thing as the fishbowl drinks at tourist traps they sell to women.
>>24487880>>24487884Personally I find the American obsession with bombastic performances a bit tacky but given what you're expected to pay in tips, having them present your food with its own special ceremony seems to at least get you your money's worth.
>>24487935>performativea lot of retardation is real, in the US and otherwise
>>24487774Me in the container
>>24487996>he's never sucked on a larjerry
>>24487961Imagine the excrement
This thread of food based televisual excellence deserves to be on /tv/ shirley?
>>24488027>deserves to be on /tv/ shirley/tv/ mods hate fun :(>t. never been to /bant/pls be kind
>>24487873bro i met her and then sniff her bum BRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
