To Mordred, king of the modern screen,The finest shitposter the board has seen.Through every thread and chaotic night,You bring the absolute perfect light.When I throw out games that are completely brainrot,You’re the only one who never misses a shot.No matter how dumb or absurd the play,You dive right in and you clear the way.The best thing to happen to /bant/, it's true,The place would be dead if it wasn't for you.with luvfrom Ears
>>24489977please do not attach an avatar or signature to your posts
Forgot the title and number, 7/10 for the poem and "The fucking madman did it".>>24489769>Try to be the least gay as possible>Still get placed at the top of the gay chartOnce again, fuck my life.>>24489805Premium currency got it.It really is, the little story it tells is also pretty neat, very comfy and challenging at the same time.>>24489889Once you get to know how to read the room, you also gain the ability to rearrange it as you please.>Do you also overthink?First off, fitting and silly Italian trivia. It's common usage to say "jerking my brain off" (Sega Mentale) when referring to overthinking in general.That said, a good portion of my teen years was all about my trying to stop the overthinking, then I gave up, and then years later I realized that if I can't stop it then I should try to use it to my advantage.Since then I overthink even more but the trains of thoughts are almost completely under my control, in other words just had to teach my brain what's worth overthinking about.I see I see, I for one much prefer to get very little material, think about it, ramble about it, and then only later verify and find out more over the topic/current thonk.I didn't attend therapy sessions for very long but it did took a few months to find the right one. I got sent off after 6 months and didn't step into a shrink chair since.>Only serious businessBusiness is business.>>24489896usiness
>>24489995but the cute ears tho>>24489996yes im retarded, why do you ask?>>24489787im always wearing something cute>>24489805not trying to be mean, i still think of u as a friendand it was fun being ur play thing and crushing on u for a bit <3>>24489827did what i say come off as mean? really?>>24489914>Maybe the words on a screen can't replace a look, a caress or the warmth of a person next to you.its why i refuse to e-date, i must be able to see and touch someone
:b:usiness*>>24490007I noticed, I'm pretty retarded myself.
>>24489996Premium would imply that you buy it in a shop. The game doesn't have any pay to win in it. Divines are just an extremely rare drop that people use for trading with each other.One of my friends that I used to play games with 100% it. Said it was one of his all time favorites. Can't say its my kind of game though.>>24490007> it was fun being ur play thing and crushing on u for a bit <3Not helping your case by saying that
>>24490060cute ears hat :3
>>24490007it just causes problems like irl ones but it's much harder to avoid eachother when you have similar interests onlinei don't believe in online friendships or lovei do believe in being cordial and appreciative of that respect but it's pretty rare since there's a bunch of control freaks. im one myself to some degree i just got rained on but it's not bad i was wet anyways from swimming
>>24489995i'll attach an avatar or signature to you>>24489996>Once you get to know how to read the room, you also gain the ability to rearrange it as you please.t. kong fuzi or somethingman who get hit by car feel very tired.>jerking my brain offyou got a sensible chortle outta me with that. god i love idioms, you should share more of them.>overthinkingyeah no i get it, thinking is a bit like steering a rowboat down a river: you can't control if it happens, all you can do is move it in different directions. training yourself to think about the right stuff matters too, i don't think people stress that enough. your mind can only hold so much at a time and you want to fill it with stuff that matters, is in your control, or otherwise appeals to you. i kinda felt like i was losing control of my trains of thought for a bit there, but now we're good and things feel less like a slapdash assembly.>it did took a few months to find the right one.oh man yeah... the one i have now is great, don't get me wrong, but they're not a trauma specialist and that field is it's own beast. the doctor/therapist shop is a long haul... but it's worth it if you can stomach the trial and error.
>>24490166Thanks or something>>24490196I can understand not wanting to be apart of e-relationships but not letting yourself make friends online is a new one.
>>24487632Sorry Ritsu that random person who added you then cancelled the friend request was me. I clicked "send" before realizing>Ah, wait, I still have nothing to talk to Ritsu aboutand took it back. My bad. Terribly sorry. Forgive my notification trespass! orz
i love nyoto, she's very kind...
>>24490060Oh nevermind then.And that's the plan I have as well.>>24490198We will never know. And I can imagine lole>god i love idiomsIt doesn't happen as often anymore but for a period I had a buddy to constantly share and try to properly translate idioms from one another.>but now we're goodI see it more like choosing the river altogether but I got what you mean, glad to know it's a little less of a mess now.>it's worth it if you can stomach the trial and errorIt's part of the journey I guess lmao
>>24490219I don’t believe in online friendship at all not because I’m trying to avoid it, but because you can’t avoid something that isn’t real. That said, play-pretend friendship and dating online does cause real problems. I think mutual cordiality is better. It looks like friendship to people who live online because it has most of the necessary elements, but it lacks the loyalty obligation that actual friendships require. When people forget this distinction, they usually become drama llamas.
>>24490323thx brazilfren, ur very nice too.although u can just call me Nyto... or Nuke... or Faggot... or whatever else u wanna call me, Nyoto works too.actually i kinda like that. it rolls off the tongue.>>24490386a very rare non-neco jules post, waowee!! :D>I can imagine loleI love those really shitty confucius memes & dad jokes. Stuff like uhh...>Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingersand>He who stand on toilet is high on potthey always crack me up.>translate idioms from one anotherI'd offer a few but i am not an idiomologist, i just find them entertaining. Also regional lingo! That's fascinating to me too. Depending on where you are in the Midwest US, you could hear a couch called anything from "Davenport" to "Couch" to "Sofa." Also there's the ever classic "Didja" instead of "did you?", except that quickly becomes "Jyeet?" since we say "Didja eat?" REALLY quickly.I still remember going all the way out to Maine and buying some firewood from a local. We both had thick accents, so as we conversed we each had to spend a solid 5-10 seconds just staring blankly as we processed what the other person had just said. In the end, I still don't remember anything besides what the total cost was.Regional accents and terms are fun too. Is there anything like that in Italy? Ik the US is a lil different since it's so H U G E, but I also know Italy was like 80 different countries for the longest time before becoming 1 country in the... 1800s? is that right?
>>24490007>im always wearing something cuteYou're just teasing me now
>>24490196i only have internet friends and sako was the first friend of any kind that i'd had in over 8 years, part of why....yeahit is important to have different expectations than IRL peoplerain sounds so nice, it was so hot here yesterday>>24490219friends thread is the best thread >>24490270you're like me fr fr, i wanna talk to ritsu too but idk what i would say but i did have fun yesterday calling him girl brained and cute hehehe really is....>>24490417it feels very real to me but you also likely have people IRL to be friends with
>>24490456I did read your name as nyoto instead of nyto... sorry
>>24490480i'd like to think that i've got nice style and dress better than mostlike graphic tshirts are not even in my wardrobe unless someone gave it to me and i would feel bad for throwing it out>>24490323agreeeeee she's acutie patootie :3
>>24490478dont try to hide this post from me german gerwoman.>>24490488>i wanna talk to ritsu too but idk what i would saythe funny thing is, the last time i talked to him it was that exact conversation>so why did you wanna add me?>idk>what's wrong with you?>ok sorry byeand yes Ritsu is very girl brained.>>24490531that's okay! i don't mind whatsoever. i'm just glad to see the gang's still here. a lot can happen in like 4 days y'know?>>24490636>acutie patootiepicrel
>>24490653i changed my mind and dont want to talk right now. resisting the bpd urge to wipe all online stuff clean and get a life insteadgood night in advance or whatever yall
>>24490636What do you dress like tell meNot horny btw genuinely interested
>>24490653you're so kind!
Neat new drophttps://youtu.be/w_bSKLbVook>>24490456I spent more time on those so it's natural to use them more.Silly jokes definitely worth a chuckle, it's a bad touch kind of life.I was always told that US lingo likes to eat its own letters, anyway I think the only one I actually learnt of those was "pop" and "soda".Yeah 1861 it officially started but it took some years for the nothern side countries to join as well.>Is there anything like that in ItalyOh boyEvery region has its own general dialect that more or less everyone from that area can understand and use as a baseline, then almost every city has its own quirks like different accents than the next town over or slightly different meaning/small change for a certain word, with also a few exceptions that completely differ from the major local dialect. And then you can sometimes see differences even from town to town. I don't remember when exactly but some years ago more studies were made about this and all the major dialects were classified as languages because of how many differences they have from Italian.>>24490736He didn't get the Sangria for free, rip.And good night.
i think its nap time for me... zz>>24490736ok goodnight fren, sorry for pointing the deleted post out orz>>24490756no need to gush anon. i can be quite a cunt sometimes. thank you though, you're quite nice yourself.>>24490767>pop and sodasome regions of the US use "Coke" to refer to soda in general. we don't have that happen very often here though, it's mostly a deep south thing.>1861yeah it was uhhh... the napoleonic wars, wasn't it? i forget the specifics but i know napoleon had something to do with italy's unification.>major dialects were classified as languagesholy shit. i wish i had more to say but my head's just empty right now. holy shit is all i got. does it make it hard to communicate if you travel around the country, or does every region have some kinda language everyone speaks?>inb4 it's english
>>24490843I see, I see.iirc it was just a main happening that inspired Garibaldi to play the schizo commie and walk around the boot peninsula forcing people to join together.I mean, almost everybody speak italian, save for the very few old ass folks.burh, and goodnight, I'll got hit the hay as well.
>>24490843>i can be quite a cunt sometimesand you're honest too!sleep well, see you another day
