>FTL NEWS:WIRED ARTICLE DROPPED:https://www.wired.com/story/interactive-violent-gross-inside-fishtank-the-unhinged-future-of-reality-tv/https://web.archive.org/web/20260617100659/https://www.wired.com/story/interactive-violent-gross-inside-fishtank-the-unhinged-future-of-reality-tv/https://gofile.io/d/4GFafW-- diamond and freddy are in atlanta with kevin-- daniel from thankful tank season 1 is co starring in samuel l jacksons frisco king-- we are trying to be normal and nice-- clod pod>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@roxycalkins72https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>24519348
Has Landon hit rock bottom or is there anyone in the fish tank community he can still look down on?
>the unhinged future of reality tvThese niggas never seen a blade stream huh
cmon man you can’t do a fishtank article without mentioning seth
>>24520594retard on the bottom couldnt make eye contact for the whole clip
hi
Can we get everyone who still does this to kill themselves today please?
>>24520722KEK JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
astonishingly ill-fitting pants
wired is doing a follow up article on /ftl/
where is Jet seething from? is this Sam's office in RI or whatever?
What does he mean by that?
>>24520594The post from early in S5 that compared Johnny Knoxville's Fear Factor to Bam Margera's Hell House was an all-timer as far as the "most extreme reality show" narrative goes.
>>24520730aka u on powtank
>>24520534Centrist normie fact nvkes desuJessie Jupiter can force that black pussy on me tho
>>24520599Ip2 is too hardcore for WIRED
>>24520731Wired double u for new twin kino
I miss seth
Where is the unhinged? Whenever things get unhinged it goes something like thisJet Neptoon:>Stop doing that or well kick you out and won't pay for your flight homeAin't no unhinged where is the unhinged show it to me. Airsoftfatty following down the stairs is all u got
>>24520741what is a powtank
The retard writer believed millions of people are watching this shit live. Just accepted without question. Journalism in 2026!
>>24520751Bill Ottman said so. Would you question Bill Ottman?
The future of reality tv is a rolling cast of criminals and drug addicts who stream themselves acting like retards, getting into physical altercations, getting fucked up beyond belief until they get shot or overdose and die.The future is decentralized dummy
>>24520731Just the first step to total Hale world domination
It's called the squarehut you retard hack journalists. Theres your unhinged reality tv >WHAM WHAM WHAMAwesome fishtoy broheem
the future of reality tv goes through bill ottman
jin repeatedly posting in klauser and g4 lingo to try and fit in is major cringe sauce
>>24520597Frank is where landon is at but many years older even if he is less retarded
>>24520751I dont think he said that
>>24520738probably still thinking that he has a chance with vimp
>>24520759Heil Hale o/
>>24520749Nigger shit wars was unhinged Throwing barf bucket on a lap dancing latina was unhinged Midge making a blanket dirt and turning things upside down was cuuuuute
>>24520765How is that shit even allowed?
>>24520769After Frank pathetically left diamond gang last night because of Freddy messing with his phone charger, I'll be keeping track of Frank's humiliations for the KWABOTY nominations in six months.
>>24520770Ok but he still blew the viewership out of the water. The core audience for this shit is probably at best like 5 thousand. And I'm being generous. Fishtank concurrent viewers has never even topped average Hasan stream or an Asmongold stream.
>>24520730The best quote in the article lol
>>24520779
The Cole interview with WIRED but it's 45 minutes of him in his ski mask calling the interviewer a faggot, not answering any of his questions sincerely and aggressively playing drums while proclaiming himself to be "avant-garde"
>>24520784Thats a high bar
Is the Blassieposting aussie still up or has he gone to bed
>>24520783Is there a clip of this?
>>24520808https://kick.com/diamondthebarbie/videos/f59fb685-3ae1-4162-ac13-f52f26da855d
>>24520784The article claims 500000 regular watchers which is blatantly untrueBut the "core audience" that tunes in 5 hours or more is around 10000Casual viewers probably between 300 thousand based on the number of viewers of the avg s2 or 1 episodes with a high water mark of 700000 who have at least heard of the show
>>24520805People post Blassie here?
remember when we thought we were advancing culture
>>24520751he said it gets 500k “regular” viewers which is retarded and wrong. he also said that the wiggers claim the show is worth $30 million lol
>>24520798super gay
>>24520820yesi want to see her tummy from when she was at her fattest
>>24520738He probably doesn't understand the meaning of that proverb
>>24520811liquid throwing show mentioned
>>24520825Isn't she pretty big rn? Her nudes are either old full body shots or tits and face current pics
The article is well written I had fun reading it. Judging by the last thread it helped repairing the vibes in here as well.
hurt burt challenge
The writer of the article definitely loved Bashir Also big L for not interviewing BVRT
>>24520758It's called Chudtech
>>24520811This is funnier when you remember that bashir:>was most obsessive fishtank fan on s5>was the one who started throwing shit before this quote>has to this day never actually seen the wire
can someone please tell me what purple light theory means
>>24520798Cole is the american osamu dazai
>>24520837no, he correctly noted that the cricket thing was rigged for the muslim, just like the whole season was. based journalist with a fair article
Were the allegations mentioned in the article
>>24520843it's just one of those things, if you know you know
>>24520843it’s a vague claireism with no real world meaning designed to make her feel cool and make you feel out of the loop
>>24520828I'm not a fashion guy how are they ill-fitting?
>>24520834what makes you think that? I wouldn't know anon
>>24520603hi
>>24520835We’re having mad intellectual discussions, bonding over wigger-hatred and basically freaking advancing culture. The vibes r good.
Maybe 100 crypto rich paypigs are sololy responsible for floating this shit.
>>24520855if pants cause horizontal lines around upper thigh area it means they are too small
>>24520851>>24520853
>>24520855he wears baggy pants to hide his huge ass
>>24520855they arent, its just incelphobia
>>24520872lol
im in love with the coco
I know a pear shaped guy but he works out and wears appropriate pants and has a bunch of snapchat hoes, it's not impossible mints
>>24520856Because the full body shots look like she's way skinnier and her tits are smaller. But with the above the tummy shots, her tits are massive. She also looks quite large in her X posts, so I assume the full body shots are from a while ago
>>24520855when he stands up and moves (rare) he’s constantly pulling them up. It’s not really the pants fault, it’s his fucked up body but he should consider not wearing tapered pants.
>>24520881tell him i want to fuck
>>24520811>>24520842https://youtu.be/m_TBRc0sVKkthe fact he's not even seen it only makes it better, pooptankers stay mad
>>24520892he has a girlfriend (pray for them she went through his phone)
Do you know how fat your ass needs to be for a random journalist walking through a hell house to take notice?
>>24520590Mmh Betty.
>>24520891he should just not wear pants
>>24520899she was pretty sloshed last night
>>24520884can you be a based anon and make a blassie thread?
Why does claire hare Ariana grande
diamond and bonnie linked up
>>24520896she can watch
>>24520898I always wonder if Mints was even aware how big his ass was pre-Fishtank...Like maybe it was something his friends snickered about behind his back for years, and he somehow avoided being confronted about it his entire life. Then he goes on the show and is instantly bullied by the entire audience. It would be amazing if he never saw that coming
mints uses grindr to get fucked by dudes he knows how big his ass is
>>24520904Like an NSFW one? Are her nudes really that hard to find? They're all on SimpCity
>>24520913he definitely knew, the guy I know constantly hears jokes about how fat his ass is from other men, despite wearing appropriate pants. they slap it lol
>>24520888I’m in the middle of something right now but I hope you’re filtering me for later.
and yes they are all closeted chuds who listen to country music, drake and kanye
>>24520908gigantic pop
diamond is kinda lame but I respect the hustle
hey im homegot off early was a pretty easy dayi only thought abut betty a few times not so bad
here we go again
>>24520915>>24520917If Mints was aware just how big his ass is...then you gotta admit it's pretty brave of him to work on Fishtank and endure the constant audience abuse. Literally any time he's on camera, the chat is going crazy over his gigantic ass
>>24520908we control the action
I used to own this chair. Surprised it can support his wide fat ass in astonishly ill fitting pants
>>24520850No the dude did zero research other than watch the episodes and some of s5. And believed whatever bill ottman told him about views. Completely ignored emails from tipping him off for good shit
I just hope seth is having a lovely family vacation
>>24520861More like 30 max
Owen is a dumbass but redeemed himself with "astonishingly ill-fitting pants". pulitzer who?
did betty's orbiter mods say they would stop grooming her with school shooter shit yet?
>>24520945Imagine if he just referred to Mints like "there was this ginger with a huge ass" instead
>>24520945He painted everyone else in a good light. Wonder what mints did to piss him off besides being his normal hateable self
>>24520948return to professionalism
>>24520945pulitzer was a corrupt hack jew
>>24520932
kiss Claire challenge hardmode no poppy tickets no liking a lot the same movies
>>24520952yeah that's why they named a prize after him (allegedly)
>>24520949Probably nothing. Mints is just naturally hateable
>>24520954Tell her is for immunity
>>24520920U gotta be more normal doggie
>>24520954easy, buy her o-rod tickets
your deranged
>>24520969If mints didn't want to be raped he wouldn't be walking with that fat juicy ass
It was funny how the writer hated James Drake and correctly pegged him as a phony.
>>24520946Austin what do you think about conehead is he your friend
>>24520980>>24520969If he didnt want to be hit on by gay guys he would wear pants that fit him and hid his juicy white plappable ass
>>24520981Anyone with a brain can see that
>>24520915fr?
>>24520974something extremely funny about a guy with an ai generated pfp of himself in an SS uniform tweeting candidly about his struggle with depression
>>24520937who told him he could dress that fruity zesty
>>24520954EasyBe lettyTeehee
>>24520982How the fuck does this retard say this then come post AI gay shit in these threads in the same day? Is he like 80iq?
>>24520991Lmao
>>24520994I think emi owes us all tit pics
It’s interesting the way James Drake shows one of the biggest differences in the mindset between your Fishtank obsessed carny freaks and a normie. James Drake will post pictures of himself doing things with his step daughters and Fishtank fans freak out about this and how pedophilic it is when it’s literally just a picture of someone doing normal things with a child. It really shows how Fishtank fans are all pedos.
>>24520981I reserve my judgment until the Isolation watch party streaming soon
>>24520905she's not well and she probably won't get better. lowkey she prob doesn't wanna tour but needs the money. she is a shell of a human rn. it's sad
>HeeheeFuck you Sam for worshipping this dumb bitch.
>>24520998>Is he like 80iq?yes>>24521001fax
>>24521008>>24521006
>>24520908fishtank related
>>24521008sorry that the truth hurts lol
>>24520905A lot of women hate her for having an eating disorder.
>>24520998He legitimately has mental retardation. Something that he got from his ATV accident.
>>24520986He is just begging for it
>>24520982>>24520974I hope Conehead takes this and leaves. This place isn’t good for him.
>>24521008>her fans are whitenot quite
>>24521017not hating but she can't perform like she used to and she's in her 30s which is when eating disorders typically start affecting your physical health.basically we're scared for her
>>24521014Bonnie Emiru and Mimi are all honorary fishgirls now I think
>>24520987>>24520981neither of those things happened
>>24521015sorry that sam has a fetish
>>24521008Letty would be a cryokeen tier incel if she was born male
>>24521017Perhaps claire sees haley every time she sees ariana grande "FAT PIGGY OINK OINK"
>>24521030yeah...
I booked us all tickets to a cruise. /ftl/ is taking on the high seas.
>>24520982hes right but no hes not my friend hes really mean to me just like the betty's gangstalker mods who try to make me kill myself at her command
>>24521024Claire you should stick to one username
>>24521035it's funny because she was fat before the show and then got fat again
>>24521008those aren’t fans nina those are your suitors
>>24521043At least she has a kid now what do you have regret and a bottle of wine
covered in the blood of Jesus (and the sperm of strange men which cancels out so she's left with her own decisions and the choices she continues to make)
if i would have known she was into school shooting peoples innocent children and gore and gaslighting men into killing themselves for thrills i never would have made all that stuff for her or told her how special she wasi had no idea how bad it was
>it's a Claire daydrinking threadhell fucking yes
>>24521052never mugshottedwhich isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
This place would be so much better if we all settled beefs on Vsav.https://youtu.be/bbl1856uGI0
>>24520917how does he react
>>24521060he's used to it so he ignores it
>>24521057the best threads
>>24521059I prefer 3S or CvS2.
>>24521053incel cope
>>24521067truuuuu
>>24521063do they ever grind on it
>>24521030That’s why we like her
anywaysskull is 100% right about this place
What does Xavier do for a living? I know he used to edit Franks videos and he did that D&D thing with Sam recently. Does he work a normie job as a video editor?
>/ftl/ if the faggot leaf & bong, the wetback, the tranny manlet, conehead, ratman, cr*o, the ginger swirlface-man pedo, the sheeboon prostitute, and the ugliest sister from the spinoff season were permabanned
anywaysClaudia continues to be right
claire do you slayyyter
>>24521053>men aren’t allowed to have girlfriends if the council of foids deems them strange Grim
>>24521080like*
>>24521077Syd Mead is a great artist. He designed my third favorite Gundam.
>>24521076I heard he works for fedex
>>24521053Retard
who is claudia
>>24521066Those are great as well.
>>24521024Hi Claire please stream again.
Letty spun the stool lazily, her knee brushing Claire’s thigh just long enough to make Claire jerk back. "And you smell like repressed Catholic schoolgirl," Letty shot back, plucking the olive from Claire’s martini and popping it between her teeth. "Which, coincidentally, is my favorite fragrance."Claire exhaled through her nose, fingers tightening around her glass. "You’re overstating your appeal," she muttered, but her pulse kicked when Letty leaned in closer, the scent of her perfume—something smoky and unfairly expensive—mixing with the stale bar air.The bar’s overhead lights buzzed like a trapped wasp, flickering just long enough for Letty’s fingers to ghost over Claire’s wrist. Claire yanked her hand back as if burned, but the warmth lingered, pooling low in her stomach. "Jesus, do you ever *not* invade personal space?" she snapped, too loud, too sharp.Claire woke up from her nightmare sweating, angry and horny. She opened up her laptop and another bottle of white wine as she looked for the current /ftl/ thread on /bant/"Nina is a whore" she said to herself out loud
>>24521081the council of society deems them undateable so they fuck each otherit's like the caste system kinda
>>24521080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6xMQfimhUw&list=RDb6xMQfimhUw&index=1
is this the girl who said she was raped by giving a blowjob?
>>24521089ok in a year when wolf among us 2 comes out you'll get pause snack continue tier nontent playthroughs. streaming is for the lesser-inclined (no offense)
Jet called the fishtank fanbase swifties lmao
Why isn't Maguire playing?
Mints looked disgusting—ass protruding—in his astonishingly ill-fitting pants before the Wired writer. Very very disrespectful
>>24521081This is why BVRT is morally superior to 90% of fishgirls especially Claire
>>24521087The girl who's right about everything except not being a whore
you wouldn't last an hour in the swiftie community
>>24521095no, this onehttps://youtu.be/0W-N1DqpmiM?is=I3yCK4Xr56QqLaFA
>firepit>warm shins>bug zapperbill ottman.
Hi I'm Cryokeen
>and this is our son Taylor's room
>>24521100holding you to this
>>24521092Sounds like a good thing that shouldn’t be looked down upon
I'm a stunna in my astonishingly ill-fitting pants
Wired acticle called fishtank the 4chan version of queer eye
>>24521100Figures you'd like telltales slopI wish they'd continue the game of thrones oneLess inclined than quitting 30+ jobs in under 10 years?CLAIRE STREAMING CAREERpros>will be fun playing games>can set own schedule, can do it during school year>your ninaseething will be amplified>your simps will give you money>you haters will also give you money>no shitty coworkers>meet cool fish like james drakecons>nothingCLAIRE "REAL JOB"Pros>reliable paycheck until you quit againCons>will be replaced by AI or an immigrant anyways>shitty coworkers>bad bosses>can't drink on the job>letty wins
i have a strong urge to spam betty rn ngl
>>24521123Claire is here let's not ruin this thread
jet is a bad person
>>24521126thats why i think
>>24521111Hi cryokeen.
whos got the claire id
>>24521128I remember people in the livethreads unironically saying "the wiggers like landon actually"
>>24521114Is that a hair brush under the hat?
>>24521128
guy who doesn't understand the episodic game epidemic I grew up in and how it affected the intellectuals of my generation who make money and do research so they're trying to tap into that marketuntil dawn 2 is coming as well (I will be playing but not sharing)one of my childhood friends (lol) sent me an article about how Hermione lodge's actor from riverdale was actually an undercover fbi agent investigating sex trafficking LOL you can't make this shit up
i feel like claire is a bad person for cheating on her boyfriend with jetdid she ever even apologize?
>>24521077this but also add every betty poster
>>24521118Look at him waddle
>>24521135There are people here that think Landon “had potential” and fell off or that genuinely liked him not as a lolcow
