>FTL NEWS:WIRED ARTICLE DROPPED:https://www.wired.com/story/interactive-violent-gross-inside-fishtank-the-unhinged-future-of-reality-tv/https://web.archive.org/web/20260617100659/https://www.wired.com/story/interactive-violent-gross-inside-fishtank-the-unhinged-future-of-reality-tv/https://gofile.io/d/4GFafW-- diamond and freddy are in atlanta with kevin-- daniel from thankful tank season 1 is co starring in samuel l jacksons frisco king-- we are trying to be normal and nice-- clod pod>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@roxycalkins72https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>24519348
Has Landon hit rock bottom or is there anyone in the fish tank community he can still look down on?
>the unhinged future of reality tvThese niggas never seen a blade stream huh
cmon man you can’t do a fishtank article without mentioning seth
>>24520594retard on the bottom couldnt make eye contact for the whole clip
hi
Can we get everyone who still does this to kill themselves today please?
>>24520722KEK JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
astonishingly ill-fitting pants
wired is doing a follow up article on /ftl/
where is Jet seething from? is this Sam's office in RI or whatever?
What does he mean by that?
>>24520594The post from early in S5 that compared Johnny Knoxville's Fear Factor to Bam Margera's Hell House was an all-timer as far as the "most extreme reality show" narrative goes.
>>24520730aka u on powtank
>>24520534Centrist normie fact nvkes desuJessie Jupiter can force that black pussy on me tho
>>24520599Ip2 is too hardcore for WIRED
>>24520731Wired double u for new twin kino
I miss seth
Where is the unhinged? Whenever things get unhinged it goes something like thisJet Neptoon:>Stop doing that or well kick you out and won't pay for your flight homeAin't no unhinged where is the unhinged show it to me. Airsoftfatty following down the stairs is all u got
>>24520741what is a powtank
The retard writer believed millions of people are watching this shit live. Just accepted without question. Journalism in 2026!
>>24520751Bill Ottman said so. Would you question Bill Ottman?
The future of reality tv is a rolling cast of criminals and drug addicts who stream themselves acting like retards, getting into physical altercations, getting fucked up beyond belief until they get shot or overdose and die.The future is decentralized dummy
>>24520731Just the first step to total Hale world domination
It's called the squarehut you retard hack journalists. Theres your unhinged reality tv >WHAM WHAM WHAMAwesome fishtoy broheem
the future of reality tv goes through bill ottman
jin repeatedly posting in klauser and g4 lingo to try and fit in is major cringe sauce
>>24520597Frank is where landon is at but many years older even if he is less retarded
>>24520751I dont think he said that
>>24520738probably still thinking that he has a chance with vimp
>>24520759Heil Hale o/
>>24520749Nigger shit wars was unhinged Throwing barf bucket on a lap dancing latina was unhinged Midge making a blanket dirt and turning things upside down was cuuuuute
>>24520765How is that shit even allowed?
>>24520769After Frank pathetically left diamond gang last night because of Freddy messing with his phone charger, I'll be keeping track of Frank's humiliations for the KWABOTY nominations in six months.
>>24520770Ok but he still blew the viewership out of the water. The core audience for this shit is probably at best like 5 thousand. And I'm being generous. Fishtank concurrent viewers has never even topped average Hasan stream or an Asmongold stream.
>>24520730The best quote in the article lol
>>24520779
The Cole interview with WIRED but it's 45 minutes of him in his ski mask calling the interviewer a faggot, not answering any of his questions sincerely and aggressively playing drums while proclaiming himself to be "avant-garde"
>>24520784Thats a high bar
Is the Blassieposting aussie still up or has he gone to bed
>>24520783Is there a clip of this?
>>24520808https://kick.com/diamondthebarbie/videos/f59fb685-3ae1-4162-ac13-f52f26da855d
>>24520784The article claims 500000 regular watchers which is blatantly untrueBut the "core audience" that tunes in 5 hours or more is around 10000Casual viewers probably between 300 thousand based on the number of viewers of the avg s2 or 1 episodes with a high water mark of 700000 who have at least heard of the show
>>24520805People post Blassie here?
remember when we thought we were advancing culture
>>24520751he said it gets 500k “regular” viewers which is retarded and wrong. he also said that the wiggers claim the show is worth $30 million lol
>>24520798super gay
>>24520820yesi want to see her tummy from when she was at her fattest
>>24520738He probably doesn't understand the meaning of that proverb
>>24520811liquid throwing show mentioned
>>24520825Isn't she pretty big rn? Her nudes are either old full body shots or tits and face current pics
The article is well written I had fun reading it. Judging by the last thread it helped repairing the vibes in here as well.
hurt burt challenge
The writer of the article definitely loved Bashir Also big L for not interviewing BVRT
>>24520758It's called Chudtech
>>24520811This is funnier when you remember that bashir:>was most obsessive fishtank fan on s5>was the one who started throwing shit before this quote>has to this day never actually seen the wire
can someone please tell me what purple light theory means
>>24520798Cole is the american osamu dazai
>>24520837no, he correctly noted that the cricket thing was rigged for the muslim, just like the whole season was. based journalist with a fair article
Were the allegations mentioned in the article
>>24520843it's just one of those things, if you know you know
>>24520843it’s a vague claireism with no real world meaning designed to make her feel cool and make you feel out of the loop
>>24520828I'm not a fashion guy how are they ill-fitting?
>>24520834what makes you think that? I wouldn't know anon
>>24520603hi
>>24520835We’re having mad intellectual discussions, bonding over wigger-hatred and basically freaking advancing culture. The vibes r good.
Maybe 100 crypto rich paypigs are sololy responsible for floating this shit.
>>24520855if pants cause horizontal lines around upper thigh area it means they are too small
>>24520851>>24520853
>>24520855he wears baggy pants to hide his huge ass
>>24520855they arent, its just incelphobia
>>24520872lol
im in love with the coco
I know a pear shaped guy but he works out and wears appropriate pants and has a bunch of snapchat hoes, it's not impossible mints
>>24520856Because the full body shots look like she's way skinnier and her tits are smaller. But with the above the tummy shots, her tits are massive. She also looks quite large in her X posts, so I assume the full body shots are from a while ago
>>24520855when he stands up and moves (rare) he’s constantly pulling them up. It’s not really the pants fault, it’s his fucked up body but he should consider not wearing tapered pants.
>>24520881tell him i want to fuck
>>24520811>>24520842https://youtu.be/m_TBRc0sVKkthe fact he's not even seen it only makes it better, pooptankers stay mad
>>24520892he has a girlfriend (pray for them she went through his phone)
Do you know how fat your ass needs to be for a random journalist walking through a hell house to take notice?
>>24520590Mmh Betty.
>>24520891he should just not wear pants
>>24520899she was pretty sloshed last night
>>24520884can you be a based anon and make a blassie thread?
Why does claire hare Ariana grande
diamond and bonnie linked up
>>24520896she can watch
>>24520898I always wonder if Mints was even aware how big his ass was pre-Fishtank...Like maybe it was something his friends snickered about behind his back for years, and he somehow avoided being confronted about it his entire life. Then he goes on the show and is instantly bullied by the entire audience. It would be amazing if he never saw that coming
mints uses grindr to get fucked by dudes he knows how big his ass is
>>24520904Like an NSFW one? Are her nudes really that hard to find? They're all on SimpCity
>>24520913he definitely knew, the guy I know constantly hears jokes about how fat his ass is from other men, despite wearing appropriate pants. they slap it lol
>>24520888I’m in the middle of something right now but I hope you’re filtering me for later.
and yes they are all closeted chuds who listen to country music, drake and kanye
>>24520908gigantic pop
diamond is kinda lame but I respect the hustle
hey im homegot off early was a pretty easy dayi only thought abut betty a few times not so bad
here we go again
>>24520915>>24520917If Mints was aware just how big his ass is...then you gotta admit it's pretty brave of him to work on Fishtank and endure the constant audience abuse. Literally any time he's on camera, the chat is going crazy over his gigantic ass
>>24520908we control the action
I used to own this chair. Surprised it can support his wide fat ass in astonishly ill fitting pants
>>24520850No the dude did zero research other than watch the episodes and some of s5. And believed whatever bill ottman told him about views. Completely ignored emails from tipping him off for good shit
I just hope seth is having a lovely family vacation
>>24520861More like 30 max
Owen is a dumbass but redeemed himself with "astonishingly ill-fitting pants". pulitzer who?
did betty's orbiter mods say they would stop grooming her with school shooter shit yet?
>>24520945Imagine if he just referred to Mints like "there was this ginger with a huge ass" instead
>>24520945He painted everyone else in a good light. Wonder what mints did to piss him off besides being his normal hateable self
>>24520948return to professionalism
>>24520945pulitzer was a corrupt hack jew
>>24520932
kiss Claire challenge hardmode no poppy tickets no liking a lot the same movies
>>24520952yeah that's why they named a prize after him (allegedly)
>>24520949Probably nothing. Mints is just naturally hateable
>>24520954Tell her is for immunity
>>24520920U gotta be more normal doggie
>>24520954easy, buy her o-rod tickets
your deranged
>>24520969If mints didn't want to be raped he wouldn't be walking with that fat juicy ass
It was funny how the writer hated James Drake and correctly pegged him as a phony.
>>24520946Austin what do you think about conehead is he your friend
>>24520980>>24520969If he didnt want to be hit on by gay guys he would wear pants that fit him and hid his juicy white plappable ass
>>24520981Anyone with a brain can see that
>>24520915fr?
>>24520974something extremely funny about a guy with an ai generated pfp of himself in an SS uniform tweeting candidly about his struggle with depression
>>24520937who told him he could dress that fruity zesty
>>24520954EasyBe lettyTeehee
>>24520982How the fuck does this retard say this then come post AI gay shit in these threads in the same day? Is he like 80iq?
>>24520991Lmao
>>24520994I think emi owes us all tit pics
It’s interesting the way James Drake shows one of the biggest differences in the mindset between your Fishtank obsessed carny freaks and a normie. James Drake will post pictures of himself doing things with his step daughters and Fishtank fans freak out about this and how pedophilic it is when it’s literally just a picture of someone doing normal things with a child. It really shows how Fishtank fans are all pedos.
>>24520981I reserve my judgment until the Isolation watch party streaming soon
>>24520905she's not well and she probably won't get better. lowkey she prob doesn't wanna tour but needs the money. she is a shell of a human rn. it's sad
>HeeheeFuck you Sam for worshipping this dumb bitch.
>>24520998>Is he like 80iq?yes>>24521001fax
>>24521008>>24521006
>>24520908fishtank related
>>24521008sorry that the truth hurts lol
>>24520905A lot of women hate her for having an eating disorder.
>>24520998He legitimately has mental retardation. Something that he got from his ATV accident.
>>24520986He is just begging for it
>>24520982>>24520974I hope Conehead takes this and leaves. This place isn’t good for him.
>>24521008>her fans are whitenot quite
>>24521017not hating but she can't perform like she used to and she's in her 30s which is when eating disorders typically start affecting your physical health.basically we're scared for her
>>24521014Bonnie Emiru and Mimi are all honorary fishgirls now I think
>>24520987>>24520981neither of those things happened
>>24521015sorry that sam has a fetish
>>24521008Letty would be a cryokeen tier incel if she was born male
>>24521017Perhaps claire sees haley every time she sees ariana grande "FAT PIGGY OINK OINK"
>>24521030yeah...
I booked us all tickets to a cruise. /ftl/ is taking on the high seas.
>>24520982hes right but no hes not my friend hes really mean to me just like the betty's gangstalker mods who try to make me kill myself at her command
>>24521024Claire you should stick to one username
>>24521035it's funny because she was fat before the show and then got fat again
>>24521008those aren’t fans nina those are your suitors
>>24521043At least she has a kid now what do you have regret and a bottle of wine
covered in the blood of Jesus (and the sperm of strange men which cancels out so she's left with her own decisions and the choices she continues to make)
if i would have known she was into school shooting peoples innocent children and gore and gaslighting men into killing themselves for thrills i never would have made all that stuff for her or told her how special she wasi had no idea how bad it was
>it's a Claire daydrinking threadhell fucking yes
>>24521052never mugshottedwhich isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
This place would be so much better if we all settled beefs on Vsav.https://youtu.be/bbl1856uGI0
>>24520917how does he react
>>24521060he's used to it so he ignores it
>>24521057the best threads
>>24521059I prefer 3S or CvS2.
>>24521053incel cope
>>24521067truuuuu
>>24521063do they ever grind on it
>>24521030That’s why we like her
anywaysskull is 100% right about this place
What does Xavier do for a living? I know he used to edit Franks videos and he did that D&D thing with Sam recently. Does he work a normie job as a video editor?
>/ftl/ if the faggot leaf & bong, the wetback, the tranny manlet, conehead, ratman, cr*o, the ginger swirlface-man pedo, the sheeboon prostitute, and the ugliest sister from the spinoff season were permabanned
anywaysClaudia continues to be right
claire do you slayyyter
>>24521053>men aren’t allowed to have girlfriends if the council of foids deems them strange Grim
>>24521080like*
>>24521077Syd Mead is a great artist. He designed my third favorite Gundam.
>>24521076I heard he works for fedex
>>24521053Retard
who is claudia
>>24521066Those are great as well.
>>24521024Hi Claire please stream again.
Letty spun the stool lazily, her knee brushing Claire’s thigh just long enough to make Claire jerk back. "And you smell like repressed Catholic schoolgirl," Letty shot back, plucking the olive from Claire’s martini and popping it between her teeth. "Which, coincidentally, is my favorite fragrance."Claire exhaled through her nose, fingers tightening around her glass. "You’re overstating your appeal," she muttered, but her pulse kicked when Letty leaned in closer, the scent of her perfume—something smoky and unfairly expensive—mixing with the stale bar air.The bar’s overhead lights buzzed like a trapped wasp, flickering just long enough for Letty’s fingers to ghost over Claire’s wrist. Claire yanked her hand back as if burned, but the warmth lingered, pooling low in her stomach. "Jesus, do you ever *not* invade personal space?" she snapped, too loud, too sharp.Claire woke up from her nightmare sweating, angry and horny. She opened up her laptop and another bottle of white wine as she looked for the current /ftl/ thread on /bant/"Nina is a whore" she said to herself out loud
>>24521081the council of society deems them undateable so they fuck each otherit's like the caste system kinda
>>24521080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6xMQfimhUw&list=RDb6xMQfimhUw&index=1
is this the girl who said she was raped by giving a blowjob?
>>24521089ok in a year when wolf among us 2 comes out you'll get pause snack continue tier nontent playthroughs. streaming is for the lesser-inclined (no offense)
Jet called the fishtank fanbase swifties lmao
Why isn't Maguire playing?
Mints looked disgusting—ass protruding—in his astonishingly ill-fitting pants before the Wired writer. Very very disrespectful
>>24521081This is why BVRT is morally superior to 90% of fishgirls especially Claire
>>24521087The girl who's right about everything except not being a whore
you wouldn't last an hour in the swiftie community
>>24521095no, this onehttps://youtu.be/0W-N1DqpmiM?is=I3yCK4Xr56QqLaFA
>firepit>warm shins>bug zapperbill ottman.
Hi I'm Cryokeen
>and this is our son Taylor's room
>>24521100holding you to this
>>24521092Sounds like a good thing that shouldn’t be looked down upon
I'm a stunna in my astonishingly ill-fitting pants
Wired acticle called fishtank the 4chan version of queer eye
>>24521100Figures you'd like telltales slopI wish they'd continue the game of thrones oneLess inclined than quitting 30+ jobs in under 10 years?CLAIRE STREAMING CAREERpros>will be fun playing games>can set own schedule, can do it during school year>your ninaseething will be amplified>your simps will give you money>you haters will also give you money>no shitty coworkers>meet cool fish like james drakecons>nothingCLAIRE "REAL JOB"Pros>reliable paycheck until you quit againCons>will be replaced by AI or an immigrant anyways>shitty coworkers>bad bosses>can't drink on the job>letty wins
i have a strong urge to spam betty rn ngl
>>24521123Claire is here let's not ruin this thread
jet is a bad person
>>24521126thats why i think
>>24521111Hi cryokeen.
whos got the claire id
>>24521128I remember people in the livethreads unironically saying "the wiggers like landon actually"
>>24521114Is that a hair brush under the hat?
>>24521128
guy who doesn't understand the episodic game epidemic I grew up in and how it affected the intellectuals of my generation who make money and do research so they're trying to tap into that marketuntil dawn 2 is coming as well (I will be playing but not sharing)one of my childhood friends (lol) sent me an article about how Hermione lodge's actor from riverdale was actually an undercover fbi agent investigating sex trafficking LOL you can't make this shit up
i feel like claire is a bad person for cheating on her boyfriend with jetdid she ever even apologize?
>>24521077this but also add every betty poster
>>24521118Look at him waddle
>>24521135There are people here that think Landon “had potential” and fell off or that genuinely liked him not as a lolcow
>>24521114ancient looking hands
>>24521140>this but also add every betty poster
>>24521139no she just made him wear headphones
>>24521138who
>>24521101Still thinking of claire
Going into psych ward
>>24521118look at the state of him, how does this happen?
>>24521140How could i forget treenigger
Hey little buddy now we are having some fun...
>>24521138Give up
>>24521139She was living the glamorous whore lifestyle Slut gang!
EVIL FUCKING SHOW
>>24521118Whats he wear, 42, 30 skinny jeans?
>>24521152good, you're clearly very dangerous
>>24521139Isaac is a sorry excuse of a man who was in the next room over while claire was crashing out over the rape anniversary He won't do shit
>>24521138are you having a stroke
>>24521150Marisol nichols
well im personally NOT drinking todaybecause its a wednesday but its hump day! that means if u go to work u almost made it! you can be proud of yourself and kick back and say good job buddy. you did it again..thats what really counts
>>24521138you sound so lonely
>>24521165its story like this that make me truly believe women are evil
anthony constantino update
>>24521138What does riverdale have to do with poopshow general?
>>24521185Archie is america
im just being sillyXDdont drinking so much tho u sound like a schizoalso stop rewarding bad men because they have clout.... retvrn to ur roots gang what da
season 6 will feature a contestant who is actually an undercover fbi agent investigating sex trafficking
>>24521170Do you see my point that claire is a far superior girl to be obsessed over than b*tty?>>24521138>episodic game formula affected the intellectuals of my generation A sentence never uttered on this planet before until now
Everyone takes their anger out on me when I’m vulnerable v_v
>>24521128makes me feel bad for little buddy. hes an obstinate retard but not a bad person, just extremely fucking stupid.
why doesn't austin go on skidrow and find himself a betty?
boy byeshut the fuck up
Kinda surprised that didn't dig in Sam and just called him a cancelled youtuber who took tim's advice to use his own fanbase to create something new without mainstream help lol
>>24521201I’ve emailed that to mints
>>24521196>Do you see my point that claire is a far superior girl to be obsessed over than b*tty?i fell for betty before i knew she was into school shooters and gore and rape and kiwifarms gangstalking people to suicide shit.you cant really blame meclaire seems like she might be crazy ngl how much have she drinking? bakaits time we all sobered up this is getting ridiculous
>>24521196we're advancing culture, clearly>>24521206idubbbz and his consequences
Landon is a very complex individual
the crazy gang inquiry report
>>24520994She is a evil woman but I hope her secret boyfriend treats her properly
>>24521155him and the rest of their murder cult
Also no James Drake boxing Burt photo lol100% a controlled article by Bill to make them look bad
>>24521212Claire what should I have for lunch?
How do we cheer Jet up to make sure we get another season of retard torture house?
is it me or did the entire thread start having a stroke all of a sudden?
>>24521222tomato sandwich
>>24521224Force sam to cheer him up
>>24521220*to not make them look bad
does anyone know why and where they are moving
>>24521212is teasing ftl with the sexual tension between you and nina also part of culture advancement
>>24521227did you get the trader joe’s tote drop today?
>>24521226had some strokes to mints
>>24521226everyone is always typing with only one hand
kikikrazy
>>24521226blame claire she likes to try to bother mentally ill ppl bc she is a loser
>>24521232when that bitch kills herself I will throw a party
>>24521194Pic rel>>24521211Betty's tumblr was discovered 1 day after she got on the showClaire is crazy but that's comparing mountains to molehills in b*tty's case
claudia, mi amor, i'm gonna have bbq cheese fries for dinner <3
you are a loser btw
>>24521226It's just one Bettyseether living in a different reality.
big talk from a lot of big mouths with nothing to say
Oops!>>24521241
>>24521240"Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yf7fg8mDqo
>>24521240can i come? I'll bring alcohol and pizzas
claire is starting brat summer with a pop
>>24521240What are you going to do when she keeps winning
>>24521220there is a James boxing Burt photo tho. I agree the article is wigger glazing slop but who is bill trying to make look bad? the fish?
>>24521241>Betty's tumblr was discovered 1 day after she got on the showi never watched season one its really not fair i didnt deserve this
>>24520974That’s not me but this is you.
>>24521256throw the party when she dies or gives up (because she won't win, in the end)seriously graduating high school isn't difficulthaving a job can be difficult but hell is way harder
>>24521247i was just messing with u im soz
>>24521266you could win by not caring you know
bitch dropped out pre-2020 and thus deserves no respect
>>24521269Claire and Shadis issues with fishtank could be solved by simply looking away.
>>24521240LmaoJarvis pull up the screencaps of claire pretending to be unbothered and feeling sorry for letty>>24521261>the worst betty fan found himself here despite never seeing the show God hates us all
>>24521266God doesn’t want us to have jobs, you’re so heretical it’s unreal. It’s insane how comically evil and stupid Catholics are
>>24521270She’s a high school dropout?
>>24521269if I cared I'd be streaming w diamond or some other bullshitI just happen to be bored at this point in timeand her descent has been redeeming
>>24521280nina was homeschooled
>>24521266That’s decades down the line
>>24521280yes
>>24521226the last 24hrs have been crazy for the fishtank community. we were processing the bettysimp murder(s??) revelation and then the The Wired article dropped.
god wants me to work at the poop store
>>24521284at least I won't die with a guilty conscience
@ all employersWould you rather hire a high school dropoutORSomeone who has walked off the job 30 times
i Love you, Claudia <3
>>24521293dropout, easily
>>24521293we'd have more concrete answers if the high school dropouts applied for jobs ever
>>24521293filipino
>>24521283>>24521286??? Did she just never finish homeschooling?
>>24521298unclucking real
Season 2 superstar Dumbgay from the legendary 2nd season when he sees they cropped him out of the Wired article.
>>24521293What one rimmed Jet?
The only thing that differentiates Claudia from other whores is that she works a 9 to 5 and graduated from highschool so it’s become her token virtue that dictates her entire world view.
>>24521305no she was in public school and dropped out due to "bullying"
>>24521281damn you're talking shit about diamond gang now?
>>24521312>>24520928
>>24521303Is this tim hortons?Lmao do be like thatAt least their not indians>>24521308Lol>>24521302Wdym she's an actor with an IMDB page
Englad vs Croatia happening RIGHT NOW. Will be watching the game with my wife and family.
>>24521318with producer credits on a show that rapes people
>>24521324Damn don't slander vance like that
>>24521324t. girl who participated in “twerk challenge” and “rape escape”
>>24521277Protestants are the jobaholics. Catholics believe in generational wealth
choosing to sleep on a dog bed for months on livestream is more debasing than rape
>>24521335trans?
>>24521324Everyday of their life?
>>24520937I’m pretty sure these faggots don’t each need 4 monitor two keyboard massive battle stations. They already have giant tvs showing the live cameras in the room. If they all positioned their desks to be looking at them, then they could cut down to two monitors each. Then they would have more room and could sleep on mattresses but Jet needs to make himself feel like he’s suffering as much as the contestants for some reason even though he isn’t. (Also he totally prepared the whole “bed snatching is the worst thing we do to them and it’s just how we sleep down here” line)
i just hope claire has a wonderful sermon sunday
this is courtship btw
the refs of the england game are taking notes from fishtank
>abi has an imdb page>claire doesn't Lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK7M7qYdYHk&list=RDKK7M7qYdYHk&start_radio=1
>>24521323stop pretending you have a wife
>>24521341Yeah
Claire, Messi or Ronaldo? Did you see the GOAT become the all-time World Cup goalscorer in the big KC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcYjIule694
>>24521347or an effort to make her leave, or both, take your pick
>>24521350making an imdb of yourself is loser behaviori would know my uncle did it to get more jobs despite having a 40 year career in "the industry"
anybody wanna trade sprites in fortnite? I’ll trade the charlie kirk sprite for the zero point sprite.
Jimmy's Wired interview
Fishtank Wired interview ending
>>24521335t. simp of girl who invented those "challenges"
We need to be creating an IMDB page for Claire
now posting photos
Who is this
>>24521382based
dude it's me Nina from imdb
TEAMS I WILL BE SUPPORTING IN THE WORLD CUP IN THE BIG '26SCOTLANDARGENTINANORWAYANY OTHER TEAM THAT IS 90%+ WHITETHE BIG 'HON (JAPAN)Fuck KWABnaldo. Fuck KWABappe. Fuck Harry KWAB.
>>24521380LMAO . LMAO LMAO “keking” at this right now XD
>>24521388it's not even "nina volyanska" it's "letty palmer" lol
>>24521383bonnie
>>24521379bill ottman sitting on the patio beside a firepit
>>24521395you sound upset
dude it's me jesus from heaven
>>24521392i wouldn't even take a shit in those countries
>>24521392Based
This is the main photo for the article
>>24521403whoa no way
dude it's me mints with the astonishingly ill-fitting pants from grindr
>>24521402plzzz stop making me kek :3
>>24521403timestamp or gfto
>>24521410bad pick
>>24521410dumbgay is gonna be pissed
Wired Magazine Fishtank cover
>>24521293do you want us 2 respect nina 4 never having a job or having 2 do work like claire idgi???
>>24521413does mints have a bigger ass than your dl friend
guy spamming pictures and excerpts from the wired article that we already saw hours ago
>>24521420thanks for the breaking news
>>24521364either way it doesn't seem to be working
All the cameras
>>24521403cool now save claudia
>>24521389When will Cryo tribute this image?
>>24521410decent rode ad
>>24521427Not enough cocks and Betty for ya?
>>24521425ive never seen mints irl but I estimate it's about the same
Does anyone else’s penis hurt
>>24521421who cares
>>24521427let him have the joy of sharing and discovering
>>24521397what a faggot
>>24521439nigga it's literally the first link in the thread
>>24521410bliccy!
>>24521206Saying that "Sam followed Tim Heidecker's advice" will cut him deeper than any insult or criticismAccidental genius by the reporter
>>24521420Pretty good article except getting the viewership numbers wrong and not looking into the nepstein fileswn2b sending the journalist corrections to publish
>>24521442wow no wonder they slap it
I woke up with a strange tattoonot sure how I got itnot a dollar in my pocketand it kinda looks just like youmixed with Nina volyanska
the article was unreadable slop btw
another suicide attempt has hit el stanky
>>24521464Because you are esl. It's ok
>>24521456The article literally opens with the house getting swatted by a guy playing sound effects on a 911 call, be sure to say "Nepstein Files" in your email so they know you're super serious
>>24521452Nigga the only photo from the article is fucking letty fuck off!the rest of thread is asian girls and jet's instagram pageWHERES THE FISHTANK FAGGOTS?!!WHERES THE FISHTANK FAGGOTS?!!WHERES THE FISHTANK FAGGOTS?!!WHERES THE FISHTANK FAGGOTS?!!WHERES THE FISHTANK FAGGOTS?!!FUCK YOU KICKFAGS
claire-coded bratsan /ftl/ productionwritten and directed by C.G.
>>24521470el estanque somehow has more quits than fishtank despite only running for 3 season, I've never seen an actual elimination
>>24521470>she has been eliminated
the article was unreadable slop btw claire start an onlyfans
>>245214211. Benji you have never held a job let alone a bank account lmao2. Letty is a woman and i don't care about her job3. Why would you care about respect they're here for our entertainment
>>24521474>the only photo from the article is fucking lettywrong lmao. Did you even read it? doesn't sound like it
CLAIRE are u currently working rn?ITS HUMP DAYcheer up!
>>24521456nepstein files are nontent
>>24521470Finally some good news begone orbitor slut rest in piss
>>24521491>cries about me talking about the article and posting photos>rewrites history that the thread was about the article and not just lettyfuck off
>>24521464Yeah, I don't read white images full of text because they're too bright.
>>24521470
>>24521481well it is being ran in a shitty country tbfh
>>24521431production greenroom is where all the sluts stay at
>>24521497thanks for confirming that you didn't read it lmao
>>24521499what she gets 4 being a zionist
>>24521499KWAB
claudia doesnt even have the honor of being the first fishtank spinoff suicide attempt
>>24521470Her Jewish parents are going to taking everything Roberto has.
>>24521499Isn't she a serial BPD cutter, Fishtank orbiters breed some serious mental illness
>>24521497we already talked about the article three threads ago, it’s nontent and your brain is delayed
>>24521499Kek
>>245214872 means nothing and 3 goes out the window because you post abt claire literally everyday
>>24521499looks like she was already running to the balcony before the croc was thrown
/bant/fags be like >when's the next mizzy and letty stream with the black pornstars in the kickhouse
they need to make the s6 pirate themed starship wheelchair accessible so they can have megan on as a freeloader
>>24521526Nobody is saying this, we want the Cole-Claire collab
>>24521526Nobody cares about Mizzy and we hate nigger Nina but go on
im not a nazi or anti jew type bitch but it's very telling that a mainstream outlet took dirty money in exchange for a poorly edited article lol(judaism is allegedly awesome please dont kill me)
>>24521470>a hospital in El Salvador treating traumatic facial injuriesThis chick made a horrible decisionShoulda done it in South Korea
>>24521526we've already seen the article don't have a tantrum
>>24521511Out of the official show only Nina has tried to off herself.
>the show is drawing nearer to the mainstream with each passing day. With more than 500,000 people regularly watching the most recent seasons, producers claim the show is worth more than $30 million
>>24521470Skull Hyde targets vulnerable women
>>24521526that guy raped your brain lol
i sure hope she doesn't know how to use filters, i assume she doesn't because she's a girl
>>24521128>jet is a bad person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN6J0dzAE5g
>>24521535you look like you have some jew in you desu
>>24521545most functional adults don't go on 4chan much less post or "filter" stufflike wow ur so smart you know how to filter people on 4chanidk idc I feel bad for you
bang
>>24521535scaredy-cat
>>24521535more like farticle
>eliminated via balcony fall and face smash on patiofishtank could never
>>24521535Wired used to be very prestigious but that was a long time ago. It could make or break your company/career. Fortune, Newsweek, Sports Illustrated, all big boomer names you can (allegedly) pay for publicity now
Anyway Wired Fishtank Article with the Sam Hyde mentions
I’m not gonna read the wired article, I’ll just believe whatever y’all say is in it
>>24521664hospital eliminations are advancing the culture
Why doesn't bliccy stream? Does she hate money?
>>24521653cool im catholic and being actively haunted by my dead grandmotherI believe in saints I believe in the trinity I was raised catholic so I'm catholicthe jew allegations give hater vibes (but I do have a nose hump but it doesn't even look jewish lowkey but apparently u think all Italians look Sicilian lmao google ispra that's where my grandpa is from)
>>24521520>concededs on 1Oof>2Women would not work in the ideal world>3Because posting about Claire is fun? Whats ur point here
van status?
Hope she casts her vote at the hospital
>>24521668Guy seems more interested in describing people's clothing than the controversies of the show
>>24521470I wonder how Skull hyde is taking this news, assuming he hasn't killed himself yet.
psychosis is the inability to distinguish what is or is not real
waiting for my new iPhone to be delivered to my office mail stop todayI’m such a happy excited little boy!
>>24520899Does Betty watch MMA
>>24521681s2 wins again
>>24521668>a picture is worth a thousand words
>>24521688Only the highlights, not when it's live.
>>24521680She should return as a freeloader.
>>24521691love em or hate em the underdog’s on topand I’m gonna shine baby until my heart stop
The fuck happened on spictank? Popped back in and people are talking about meg jumping off a balcony and it looks like everyone is packing shit up.
>>24521666apparently they shut down most of new-vice after restructuring the company and are returning to old vice tv, wired etc. + print issues and some sort of streaming hub for "alternative creators"even Shane Smith is back and doing documentaries again
>>24521687pizzaguy unboxing streamalthough you probably get to unbox really really cool stuff on the regular
>>24521702IDK kind of a good thing because the cast was super scuffed and ready to mog the production
>>24521706still bullshit obviously
>>24521706Sad that all the good documentarians became podcasters
>>24521702Another fake and gay thing happened just like last season where some cunt pretended to cut herself. They've obviously trying to get attention because only like 50 people watch their shitty stream.
>>24521706Old Vice was so goodMy favorites were the Liberia report and the North Korea report
For me its the bingo bongo twins from season 5
>>24521707starting a fishtank themed tech review channel, whatever that means
>>24521721
>>24521716idk, she was having a bpd melty most of yesterday.
>>24521721and the crowd goes mild
>>24521716>Another fake and gay thingIt didn't look fake in the webm.
>>24521731now is when the twincels call you a "jealous foid"
>>24521694>new freeloader
>>24521676It’s your facial structure and hair that makes me think there’s is some in you. I know all Italians(central & northern) aren’t as dark as people in Naples and Sicily.
>>24521706VICE will never recover from being made the poster child of 2010s private equity-funded Millennial libtard slopification
>>24521728So believable! Just like fishtank! Binx is back in Miami btw. She's gonna fly out just like she did all the other times. Have fun seeing her yet again. Maybe she's the replacement.>>24521732Looks very fake to me. You see nothing.
I bet claire is way more cruel and nasty on her secret stan twitter account
>>24521731Who did you want to win season 5
>>24521741i don't know nigga, show was on it's last leg either way. maybe they did bullshit it, but i don't find it hard to believe some neurotic dyke jumped off a balcony.
They found two previously unknown sermons from Saint Augustine
>>24521757knew that bitch was crazy the moment she started stanning for Trish
>>24521727Bongo thought he was made by ai, and Eddies pic too
>>24521761George RR Martin weeps
megan jump aftermath
Imagine being given a perti dish of a story which concludes drug addled sex pest wiggers running a torture-for-pay house and you do the most bare bones boring article about it? Wow you're telling me Sam Hyde got cancelled back in 2016?! Fuck you Owen Long you faggot.
That article boils down the ftl legacy to "le degenerate disgusting livestream about the poop your pants challenge" Bashir was right
>>24521769Poor girl. She didn't deserve getting ganged up on.
>>24521769