>mfw lurking bant
mfw
>>24535631c'mere
1thing I noticed about animals is that all them MFs got heads. Even down to bugs and shit. So how you gonna say God didn't create all the animals when we all have the same blueprint yo. Head legs and body.If it was all "evolution" and "random chance" nigga like you really think and believe that shit?Yeah everything just randomly evolved in the same exact way, instead of evolving into a tube shape or just becoming like a sentient water filter
>>24535768except for jellyfish they were the failed experiment that got out of hand and now we cant get rid of them
>>24535768>If it was all "evolution" and "random chance" nigga like you really think and believe that shit?>Yeah everything just randomly evolved in the same exact way, instead of evolving into a tube shape or just becoming like a sentient water filterthis is a misunderstanding of how evolution (supposedly) worksshit isn't just random & there's no such thing as the rick and morty fart cloudwe live in a world with set parameters, elements, gravity, planets etcsymmetrical things with heads are just efficientyou're not gonna see an elephant with 20 legs because it's an inefficient use of resourcesevolution itself IS a design process in a sense, over a long enough timespanthe things which were most efficient stayed, and the things which were least efficient died, generally speakingapparently that basic blueprint of a thing with a head is a particularly efficient trait for some reason
>>24535790>symmetrical things with heads are just efficienti couldn't tell you why, but i'm saying if you believe in evolution then the observation that the trait is so common is the same as having observed that it's very efficient by some other starting point
you thought he was serious...lole
>>24535707>>24535716>>24535768
i can understand it's also a good argument that we were designed by godi just don't like the idea that evolution is random chance, it's a misunderstandingevolution approximates a design process the same way an LLM approximates human speech
>>24535813i feel like writing
>>24535814purrito>>24535848i humbly request for a writing of something satirical but borderline believableplease and thank you
>>24535864might if i think of something
>>24535880that's the difference between you and me.You wait for the words to pop into your head.I write because if I don't get all the words out, I drown in intellectualism
>>24535631I enjoy your face
>>24535938nah bruv i do bothit depends on the situation
>>24535768Crustaceans are out of this world!
>>24536593>.jpgwho comes up with tis siht
>>24536605we should launch an investigation immediately
>>24535768All mammals are the same. For instance, whales have five fingers including a thumb in their flippers. A hose hoof is just their big toenail.
>>24539075*horse hoof
>>24535768>american flagid expect no less from you. retarded as hell
>>24539097shouldn't you be worried about your extinction
>>24539135They outlast everyone else in On the Beach. >Maybe it is you-gu-gu-gu who is fu-gu-gucked up!
>>24539135>Conveniently does not count illegal immigrantsShouldn't you be worried?
>>24539135my extinction? damn you really are retarded lmao
>>24539097don't make me laugh kek.I was born to take the piss out of dingo-diddling blue-bloods like you.Shouldn't you be wrapping presents right now you swapped-season cuck?
>>24540002
>>24540002you were born to help australians piss? >he thinks christmas is a seasonLMAO
>>24540425It's how they get litre cans of Foster's - the beer that everyone knows about, but nobody's ever seen.
>>24535631you know
>mfw my terrible thread is still up
>>24537021yes perhaps
