Feels good seeing US and Eurobros bonding, thirdies and brownies seething.
>>24542204of all the gay psyops to come out of this admin, ranch is by far the gayest.total migger deathtotal kike death
You can't get ranch in europoorland? But you can get 50 different versions of French cheese that smells like foot fungus. Jeez, they really are retarded
>>24542204I had ranch sauce at McDonald's. It's alright.
>>24542204look insideno ranch
>>24542205SeriouslyI’ve been to European cities and it’s beautifulEuropeans who come here are literally shocked and disgusted
>>24542205>white people discovering each other>calling ranch gay>psyopJeets in absolute shambles having never qualified for a World Cup their entire fucking existence.
>>24542209I went to paris and it smelled like urine
>>24542209I went to London and got stabbed by a paki
>>24542206You can buy ranch dressing all over Europe. This is marketing aimed at Americans because our owners are getting nervous people don't like the consumer zoo quite as much anymore.They like to use Europeans for stuff like this (like when they use a British voice actor) because it is designed to put corraleed and domesticated American Whites at ease over their judaization.
Wait til they try spicy ranch.
>>24542213No you cant. You can barely buy anything there. Ranch is illegal there.
>>24542204This 'woman' is essentially AI, as in it's a real woman but manipulating images into a more beautiful and exotic Swedish one>t. seen the beast in real life
>>24542204psyop to promote goyslopthe same slop that are killing muttericans and making their women like the most disgusting creatures, they want it worldwide
Niggahs need to check their bag lmao.
>>24542206I unironically have no idea what ranch sauce is. I have heard Americans about it on 4chan many times. And then I snub my nose in disgust at my screen, without knowing what it actually is. Unironically.
>>24542204The scottish bastards took over Boston in the best way possible. Rowdy and day drunk and hyped on sports, they fit right in. Theres going to be a bunch of Scottish Massholes popping out in 9 months.
>>24542209>Seriously>I’ve been to European cities and it’s beautiful>Europeans who come here are literally shocked and disgustedYeah because these posts are by paid "influencers".
>>24542215High-capacity assault ranch
>>24542204Goyslop astroturfing
>Australian and bongs go to the US>we Europeans...
>>24542221>no sunshine>grey and wetis this supposed to be some kind of impressive feat?fucking wanka
>>24542219it's just a buttermilk based salad dressing with various herbs and spices.
>>24542216it's a psyop, carefully pushed by the slopmakers. obesity is the number one profit for jews and corps: pharam, food, entertainment, healthcare, etc all will go bankrupt if people weren't obese shit
>>24542226>it's... basedFTFY
>>24542204that food looks awful, europoors are truly sad
>>24542216Yea, she's definitely AI. If you actually did how did you see her? Would assume it's probably some 3rd worlder.
>>24542213sounds about right to me
>>24542204I like the 'discovering America' videos foreigners are posting. It's like world peace in the US right now.>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NUewx3Pig6I
>>24542204>niggers doesn't realize this is deliberate advertising>niggers think it's organicIt's no fucking wonder you're all lead like sheep year after year
>>24542218This is so fucking stupid. The only ranch worth eating are the ones in the produce section that must stay refrigerated. All that shelf stable seed oil shit is fake ranch and doesn't even taste good
Stupid af.You can easily make your own ranch at home.Ranch is widely available even in most of east asia.You're telling me euros never had or didn't know how to make ranch? Wtf
>>24542233>advertisingNot even that, just easy engagement farming from retarded boomers that like being told they're right and super awesome, it's why all of these posts are by checkmarks as they very directly get paid for it.
>>24542204Ranch fucking sucks
>>24542205fpbp
>>24542204Europeans always point out Americans are fat, but they can never say why (It's because our food is better than theirs)
>>24542206>ranchits called sauce tartar/tartarski sos here, they're just retarded
>>24542207That’s not real ranch dressing dude. Not even in the same galaxy
>>24542233People from all cunts like seeing people from other cunts praise their cunt, and the wc zeitgeist is the perfect moment to bank on it
>>24542240We also have tartar sauce, it's not ranch. They are completely distinct sauces. We use tartar sauce for fish.
>>24542204We've had ranch sauce in Europe for years. Is this just American cope?
>>24542240i eat your moms pussy tartar
>>24542240Tartar sauce is different here but maybe its just your way of calling it that, ranch is like cool semen while tartar sauxe is more sour
>>24542214Srirancha is where it’s at
>>24542204>owning the europoors through our trashiest major bland goyslopSeriously fuck this gay earth. Fuck all you gullible faggots
>>24542244Cope Big american cock owns your hekking sportsballerinoe mnkay chud
>>24542204I spent a year in Germany. All they eat is breakfast sausage and saurkraut mixed with bacon fat.
I hadn't had ranch in so long I couldn't remember, and I had it with some fries this week and, man, that shit was great.
>>24542244No. It's cleverly disguised advertisement.
>>24542204I'm sorry to tell you this anon but all the twitter accounts larping as europeans discovering and appreciating American "culture" are just doing so for social media engagement from americans.Not a single french, Italian or Spaniard is going to look at those pictures and be like "yeah we need more corn syrup slop and deep fried GMO potatoes, WTF I love trump and Israel now".
>>24542243>They are completely distinct sauces.They are in the same ballpark.
I don't get it, we have ranch right here and you can also make it
>>24542244Reported to Jewkraine authorities. If you have time to shit post here, you have time to be on the front line. Enjoy getting vanned.
>ranchYeah fine, but it’s for kids. The REAL sauce is Blue Cheese dressing and also spicy fry sauce
>>24542244>We've had ranch sauce in Europe for yearsapparently all you have is absute mass prodiced slop garbage compared to what our resturants make inhouse
>>24542225>>they have rain in europe, even walking in the rain. We dont do that in india.
>>24542255It's marketing targeted internally.
>>24542204This is some kind of US propaganda effort.Like all the whores in Dubai posting about how safe it is after Iran started bombing them.
>>24542228post weight immediately>inb4170
>>24542240Ranch isn't tartar sauce you fucking retard
>>24542254You use tartar sauce your salad?
>>24542257ah, a fellow patricianI like to dip fries in blue cheese dressing but it has to be chunky
>>24542252>cleverly disguisedI find it to be rather blatant.This is a government agency. This is obscene
>>24542212That shows he's well assimilated
What is the purpose of this damned psyop?
>>24542209Most major european cities are fucking disgusting, london and paris are absolute shitholes.
>>24542261>tourists cant enjoy things!!!!the astroturfing is clearly your side coping hard
>>24542265>>245422571/4 ranch1/2 ketchup1/4 mayoblack pepper
Arby’s Horsey Sauce is where it’s at.It’s in grocery stores now.Europeans would cum if they had that
>>24542264No, but they are both sauces with mayo or sour cream base. Tarter sauce tends to have chopped pickles and more lemon/acidity. Ranch has buttermilk and dill. But they are not way off.I have worked in restaurants, so the differences don't seem particularly wide to me.
>>24542213this.These threads keep being made and they are resusing the twitter handles. seen this blonde a few times.
>>24542271new big mac sauce recipe?
>>24542218>Can't have ranch on a flight.The TSA is the most useless agency to ever exist. They'll let drugs through but confiscate your condiments because obviously you can like, make it blow up or something.
>>24542204Sixteen batches what do you get. Another day older and deeper in debt
>>24542206You can get any food you want in any first world country.It just isn't very popular here so the average person won't have tried it before going to the US where it's everywhere.
>>24542206I like a small wheel of french camembert to go with red wine. U get pissed and also real cheese is ketogenic so you can lose weight eating it.U never want to become a fat pig that films herself eating 3000 calories worth of carbs a day then complains "im overweight due to genetics lmao" which is common in america.but I can see where you're coming from.
>>24542273You must have a palate, probably from sucking too much dick.
>>24542209I was in Europe before jews sent in their bioweapons, open markets, castles, eurail pass, youth hostels, lots of people walking around.. it was nice. jews are pieces of shit.
>>24542213High iq post
>>24542280shit palate*
>>24542204It's actually embarrassing now. EVERY fucking person making a post like this, is some sort of influencer. They know saying stupid shit like this will get them 2-3 million views on twitter and fuckheads will eat it up. Ranch is all over Europe, so is 99% of the things you've seen people "gush" over.
>>24542255It’s a fake and gay psyop to make muttmerican goyslaves think that they don’t have it as bad as they actually do. >see goy this blonde Swede with big tits LOVES ranch>Aren’t our masters in isreal benevolent, goy? Shouldn't we bomb Iran for them again, goy?
>>24542272>horse radish saucemmmmm used to drown my hot italian subs in that.goddamn I am loving this thread!
>>24542269They do indeed resemble Chicago, St. Louis, Detroit...
>>24542204psyop
>>24542256I'm Scottish. I'm just here on holiday.
>>24542204Ranch is beyond overrated
>>24542261In response to the processed food crisis that literally everyone is talking about. Microplastics and slop are the biggest memes of the last few years.>oh shit they’re all noticing the food is garbage and Europe has higher standards>quick quick tell them Euros actually worship and envy their foodIt’s that simple and we are that retarded
>>24542258We have the recipe retard. It's not complicated.
>>24542204All Whites need to treat each other better because no one else is looking out for us
>aahhhh everything is a psyop, even foodThis place is fucking retarded and gay
>>24542265Americans have discovered blue cheese sauce? A European staple for a thousand years?
>>24542213Dude you are actually too autistic. Is it really that insane and that much of a conspiracy psyop or whatever that people when visiting a country that is foreign to them that they end up appreciating something locals take for granted and going all in on it?
>>24542292you do not have the right recipe neither have you ever made it yourselves, you just buy some imported knockoff in a bottle and now you are coping by lying like little girl
>>24542212Did the bobbies arrest you for being racist?
>>24542204wait til they try honey dill sauce
>>24542240Saying tartar sauce is ranch is like cheddar cheese is swiss cheese because theyre both cheeses.
>>24542224Not good enough at the ol' kicky ball to come visit, Mario?
>>24542297>by lying like little girlJeet
>>24542205Ranch is not good. Just my taste.BBQ sauce, Mustard, occasionally ketchup, and Catalina dressing.
>>24542298yes. charged me for existing without a license. called me mate though so it's all good really.
>>24542294>even foodWhat do you mean “even food”? The food is probably the most dominant political topic in our country today. It’s every other thing you see online. This is the place that made [goy]slop go mainstream. “Even” the food? This is how we know you’re a kike
>>24542204It’s literally mayo with seasoning. Sometimes with buttermilk as well. Europoors are so sheltered.
These posts are meant to defame the US. Ranch is only available at 3/5 of our restaurants, tops. And it only is paired with 2/5 of all menu items, including beverages.
>>24542302>you are jeet saar>we have had blue cheese thousand years saarcan we see the video of you getting press ganged into service?I want to see how much you kicked and screamed like a little girl
>>24542306Mayonnaise is milled you are wrong
>>24542204Buttermilk Ranch over at Popeyes is goated
https://x.com/elsathora/status/2065215823271366845
>>24542259Turk, who gave u access to the internetif you've ever been to the u.k you would know itos grey and wet 90% of the timedumb faggot
>>24542305>omg someone posted a picture of their food on social media and said they liked it!>psyop psyop psyop psyopYou're a dumb nigger and you should kill yourself
>>24542204> paid influencerDo mutts have no shame?
>>24542308I'm Scottish you fat fuckwit. I'm just here on holiday.
>>24542266eating wings with ranch instead of with blue cheese is vile and an easy way to spot a repulsive trashbag middle American.
>>24542306mayo is just added to fast food to make it palatable. if you think mayo is the height of cuisine congrats you're american.in Britain we're not sheltered at all my mum makes a delicious yoghurt curry thats better than an indian resteraunt. the trouble it would have with americans is that it takes about 2 hours to make as you have to boil it down twice.Also I recall Americans put growth hormone in cows so they have to fry a steak to well done or you'll get a puss globule in your mouth.british meat can be eaten raw.
>>24542315>im scottishyou are a jeet nigger on a vpn lol get lost you faggot shitskin kek
>>24542204>le FEESH AND CHEEPSfucking euros
did the american government pay these shills lol
How to be American: I’m watching Catherine Rampell on MSNOW and eating left, the grilled cheeseburger. I’m like Trump: watching the cable news, getting sauce all over, and I might spill my drink in the carpet, and throw the containers on the floor.
Embarrassing national propaganda. Paid ecelebs, onlyfans whores, politicians, senators, the White House, mobilized to hype up imaginary "cultured Europeans" loving American goyslopDo mutt boomers fall for this?
>>24542217i've watched many videos of europoors at world cup and i think they're really amazed at the food they get, especially the portion size>pic relatedsome bong having a little lunch
>>24542206I like girl foot wine.
>>24542204went to a restaurant when england was in town playing croatia. met some honest, fellow racist & antisemitic lads there!
>>24542323Texas bbq is too much, one round of that and you’re knocked out. It a once a month kind of thing imo.
>>24542204>so pleb you think ranch is worth eating
>>24542300Changing sour cream for buttermilk would not make it a different sauce, at least that's how it's viewed here. Swiss cheese has nothing to do with cheddar they are entirely different product.
>>24542313This thread is filled with ranch enjoyers listing the ingredients and defending it because that is the political climate of food today. Everything is treated with suspicion, everyone thinks there are issues with the food, and everyone is always talking about it. If you didn’t suddenly try to say “it’s just food, no big deal” it might be easier to believe it wasn’t a psyop. Instead you are confirming it, only a kike could have such gall
>>24542317>mayo is just added to fast food to make it palatablenah, 90% of customers asl for their food with no mayo, you are jusr coping because you are cultureless swine whos greatest achievement was burning everything to death, and dumping canned slop on everything else like the swamp fatties you are
>>24542311>>24542204Legit seems like a fake account.Either someone is paying her or she's doing it to advertise her OnlyFans.
The only actual seething I’ve seen has been from some Australians who I assume are just libtards honestly
>>24542211>I went to paris and it smelled like urinewhy do you think the french all always saying "wee wee!" for?
>>24542333are always* damn drunkposting
>>24542204She didnt even have any good ranch. Bitch is blown away by bottle dressing
>>24542330we burnt down the whitehouse in 1814 and tried to save tecumsah and the indians. the fenians invaded canada through indian territory, but it was a stalemate so we went back and you genocided the indians. sadge
>>24542258>american restaurants make their sauce in-housea man can dream, i suppose
>>24542331I am sorry nobody ever came to your country and thought vegemite was somethimg worth posting about, must suck to be irrelevant dude...
>>24542218so they just steal the ranch and never give it back?
>>24542318You really are an idiot. Ukrainian food is excellent btw. Far better than American slop.
>>24542328They have the same base and the main difference is the culturing uses a slightly different process and the aging for one is not as long or pressed.
>>24542338Euros will think this ranch
>>24542343>Euros will think this ranchJeet
Ken's Steakhouse > all others
>>24542213This. Americans are ashamed at the state of our nation and disillusioned with it’s leadership (all of it, not just trump) This whole - “euros “suddenly” discover American cuisine” is one big inorganic PR stunt to convince ourselves we have something to be proud of since we have little to be proud of lately.
>>24542204domestic propaganda was not on my 2026 world events bingo card
>>24542339It goes into a landfill
>>24542320>>24542322The psyops are obvious because the people in charge are incompetent, if you think they've gotten this good at the psyops then it would be more worrying that's the case rather than them wasting it on.... American foodWe're all fat here I think it's possible we do have good food rather than them being expert psyopist now compared to covid
>>24542345Kens got bought out by P.E.
>>24542212my Dads Paki friend in the US, went to Paris and got mugged by a nafri lmfao
>>24542204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TCxtl1qwEPotential domestic terrorists exist among us at this very moment. There are deranged individuals screaming on the Internet they are going to "fucking snap" and "commit a mass shooting right now". The FBI knows these people exist and refuses to prosecute them. Is it because the FBI doesn't want to protect us? Does the FBI want these sick people follow through with their terroristic threats? None of this makes any sense.
>>24542344Uh oh poopy! Nice try Rajesh. Your mother's poop shed is calling.
>>24542275yes.>T. 3 for free
>>24542204>w-we're bonding over ranch sauce and overpriced foodrope it, everyone with two+ brain cells avoids this corrupt hellhole
>>24542213you're white in my book
>>24542329Erm acktually consuming dairy makes you as tall and chiseled as a nord and cutting out white bread cures brain cancer, you've been deboonked sir.
>>24542204>people who haven't discovered lime in mayo
I'm nearly crying remembering how good the local diner's cheese sticks were with ranch dressing.
>>24542338Its a fake jeet account banking on pennies per retweet or what ever its called right now to be able to afford jeet street food for the month.
>>24542204I prefer bleu.
>>24542226>Buttermilk and mayoGross.
>>24542323yes, a psyop isn't like 'here post this and get paid', it's orchestrated, between adding more sugar which is addictive, to larger size, fifa promotions, and all.a european who eats healthy, like some carrots and small piece of meat maybe, and suddenly, they try all big sugar filled high fructose garbage, it's like giving broccoli or candy to kids, obviously they will like it
>>24542204What is the fascination with ranch. Did no one have ranch dressing in Europe I'm their faggy little America section of the store
Ranch is just the garlic sauce they give you with dominos pizza, yeah?It's fine. You can pretty much make your own with mayonnaise and garlic flakes.It's not as insanely good as Caesar salad dressing.
>>24542207I hate ranch and the people that drown everything in it, but i can say McDonalds ranch is the worst ranch in existence.
>>24542364Shut the fuck up snowbeaner. See RAJESH? THAT'S WHAT'S YOU DID FUCKING BUDDY FUCK YOU BITCH
Wait until these fucking retards figure out ketchup mixed with mayonnaise
>>24542346it's being algorithmically boosted. it's the same few clips stitched together and a bunch of bot accounts posting the videos.
>>24542364How long has Tiktok & X dictated what gets posted here?
>>24542204How do they male restaurant ranch dip sauce? Like pizza places always have it perfected. Is it some food supplier type stuff?
>>24542323looks disgusting, you couldn't pay me to eat that
>>24542365you are just jealous because we stole Nippons heart long before you started copying our anime subcultureJapan is OUR GIRL, and will never love you lime they love us
>>24542204I'll never understand why people love Ranch so much. In my opinion, it's THE worst salad dressing.
>>24542372you couldnt afford the visa fee to be turned away at the establishments door, doner trash
>>24542204Ranch isn't good though. Wtf is wrong with eurofags?
>>24542284Who is paying him then?
Holy fuck its all bots even here the retards posting about a a fake account of a supposed hole with an account from 2024. That used AI to advertise STAKE gambling.
>>24542365Ranch with garlic? Is this your first day
>>24542375>waaah you're too poor to afford coming to our thirdworld shitholeI literally have zero interest to prop up that dying hellscape with even one cent
>>24542205Fpbp/thread
>>24542234>doesn't even taste goodFound the H-1B.
Is it really that hard to believe that people just generally enjoy themselves when visiting another country for a week or two because it’s different from home?
>>24542383No. Some people visit India.
>>24542209>>24542205>>24542204yurop is a third world nonwhite shithole where they shit in the street
>>24542323>”bong” wearing a hat sporting logo of Alabama [American] footballFishy
>>24542218They bought the wrong one. Hint: the one with buttermilk as the first ingredient. The ones with vegetable oil as the first ingredient are trash.
>>24542385https://nypost.com/2026/05/26/us-news/non-whites-set-to-become-majority-in-us-for-first-time-by-2050/>migabro's I...
>>24542210Ranch IS gay. Smells like wet dog and tastes foul.
>>24542219Mayonaise, buttermilk, sour cream, dill, onion powder, garlic powder, and chives or parsley. It is not too difficult to make. It has a little kick of sour with a creamy base and accents of onion and herb. I make my own every once in a while with homemade mayo. Americans use it mainly on salads or for dipping chicken tenders and fries. Chicken, bacon, and ranch is an S-tier flavor combo.
>>24542384Why would anyone visit India?
>In 1980, the US was 80% white, but that figure is expected to drop to 47% by 2050 and 44% by 2060.American-bro's? white christian 1st world country status?
>>24542218>Ken'sThe honey mustard is better
>oy vey the stupid yuropoors aren't propping up our wagies, get out the forks!!!1
Just make ranch, its just mayo and buttermilk with some dill, and powdered garlic and onion.
>>24542380>I dont ecen want those grapes, they are probably sourLMFAO you couldnt be more obviously seething and jealous, lime whst are you even doing on an american message board and website LOL
>>24542396>you can buy it on Amazon or at supermarket chains in Europetwo seconds of research, guys.
>>24542395mayonnaise is milled.
>>24542324For me it's ass wine
>>245423882 world wars. germany is already BROWN
>>24542211Only in the suburbs (aka Migrant areas) though not the inner city But yeah can confirm the urine smell it‘s everywhere and really gross
>>24542204I've lived here for 35 years and I despise ranch. I imagine a marketing team is rolling in dough after turning this into a meme.
>>24542204>Account based in muttmericaSage & report.
>>24542323i would gladly give up big portions for a function country.
>>24542386its A for Anglo
>>24542397im just here to farm salt, seeing as how these threads for some reason trigger the fuck out of doomer europoors on /pol/screencaps from literal tourists have you all turning into pathetic lolcows and I am just here to milk the salty tears
>ranch dressing>Knoblauchsauce
>>24542296If you can't tell this was a paid operation you're dumber than dog shit and have no business being here.
>>24542406you are seething like a retard though very american of you
>>24542209Depends on what city and when you went. I visited London in 2022 and had a great time. My dad went last year and said it was jam packed with burqas and sketchy pakis.
>>24542225No but it does illustrate browns have no business being there
>>24542205FPBPTKD
>>24542204FUCK, I want that sandwich and fries now.
>>24542240Tartar is way better than Ranch which explains why people might get confused.
>>24542204IS THAT A GOYWICH AND SOME FRIED GOYTATOES???????WTF I LOVE AMERICA AND ISRAEL NOW!!!!!!!!!!
>>24542405Anglos are using a registered trademark of the Roll Tide nation
>>24542409>no you are seethinglmao at this shitskin lack of originality KEK!!!!
>>24542415>he said while spending all day every day on american message boards crying lime some stereotypical brown immigrant in any western country
>>24542416i would give them some of my special anglo ranch sauce if you catch my drift
>>24542213>>24542346Its extremly inorganic I wonder which retard came up with it. That japanese with free salsa and honor to ansestors british cutting ribs with fork. I mean like some retarded american that doesnt know anything about foreighn countries or the perks of US decided based on movies what will poeple behave like.
>>24542205AAAAAA I'M GONNA PSOOOOOYOP
>>24542382Its you who has the reading comprehension, poser. I didn't say ranch was nasty. The room temp slop on the shelves is nasty. The real shit in the refrigerators are what real whites use (or homemade).
>>24542204>elsathoraIts sad how you can tell just from her thumbnail she's an only fans whoreAnd her tits are awful btw
>>24542204Why are rightwingers so easily manipulated by social media?
I think it's good, I don't think we should hate each other. I'm glad they are having fun and eating good food.
>>24542373>Japanese>discover BBQI expect these clowns to dedicate themselves to BBQ and develop their own take on it. They might develop Way of the BBQ.
>>24542420America is big and diverse enough to have real culture. The corporate slop is not all that exists, it’s just the baseline, it’s everywhere, it’s what we all have in common. If they went to the community crawfish boil or local mom and pop diner then I might feel some pride if I was from that area. National fast food brands and ranch dressing are supposed to be the great thing? Fuck this shit.
>>24542397I've been eating ranch for years on my chips cheese and chilli in Scotland. It's ok. Nothing special.
>>24542219Tartar sauce but it’s a little sweeter.
>>24542408That's the annoyance. They are belittling tourists to sell a product. Implying they have something we don't. Americans are disgusting cunts. Through and through.
>>24542426They have bbq, it yakinikun and yakitori.
>>24542430It would have been somewhat believable if they kept it to unlimited ribs or something. Glowniggers and big corpo went too far with naming specific dying chain restaurants.
>>24542351he had it coming. damn white supremacist paki
>>24542431Nah, I'm talking Texas style and others. Would be awesome to see their take on it.
>>24542430You must feel so mad. Sitting in a shitty warzone while the country that subverted you and put you in this mess is hosting a global sportsball tournament where people are giddy talking about frivolous shit like large grocery stores, bbq restaurants, buckees, etc. I'm almost mad for ya. Almost
>>24542432It's just so fucking predatory and it's not even aimed at those it belittles. It's for the national audience.
>>24542354For me it's the mcchicken
>>24542205>doesn't like ranchYou're brown.
>>24542436Pretty clearly, yes this is targeted at the domestic audience. I suspect this wouldn't have been possible without Obama's 2012 Smith-Mundt Modernization Act. Bureaucrats allowed to manipulate the people and not tell them is fucking criminal behaviour.
>>24542435Mate, I'm Scottish and I'm here on holiday. There's nothing you have that they don't have here. In fact I'd go so far to say they have more. The burgers here are far better even.
>>24542359Used to go to this bar that hadawesome fried pickles and handmade onion rings. Not a big fan of ranch, but I had to have it with those items. Sadly they shut down during the wuhan flu psyop and never reopened.
>>24542210>muh soccerYou cant even name your local team without looking it up. No one cares about some niggers running around in grass.
>>24542440>goes to a country in an active war for vacationRight
>>24542440>I'm in a warzone for holidayWe've all heard this cope before
>>24542219>And then I snub my nose in disgust at my screenProper reaction>without knowing what it actually isYou know all you need to know.
>>24542206no it's only ranch when it's from the ranch region of america
>>24542443makes sense price wise, you're most certainly not paying the tourist season prices
>post is made from a literal onlyfans whore account>no one on /pol/ cares that this is literally a whore posting trending content to advertise her whore contentAre you all fucking bots
>>24542444>>24542443You see the ua-kyivstar and the roaming symbol? Yes. I came to a warzone on holiday. It's just like visiting anywhere else with the odd bombing.
>>24542296The idea that news networks push certain memes for reasons like money isnt a conspiracy. Theres literal billions being circulated due to the world cup and its so laden with advertisements they literally changed the game to add “hydration breaks” to push more ads.. Add it up. You DONT see news networks pushing memes about the federal government being insolvent for similar reasons.
>>24542206I googled ranch sauce and it looks like some good tasting slop we sometimes had at school in 2000s. I don't see anything unfamiliar in OP picture. This mass world cup propaganda is retarded so of course works on Americans. Ultimately European tourists visit America all the time, there is nothing to discover.
>>24542269Filling an area with people with tawny skin (or darker) will do that.
>>24542447£374 for airbnbs for 3 weeks so far.....Full apartments. Nice ones. You know what they say about Scots....
>>24542205fuck off back to india jamboy
>>24542442>you can’t even name your local teamThe Euros love American slop meme is bigger than the world cup itself
>>24542436>tourists enjoying restuarants and posting about their experiences online is le predatory REEEEEEEE
>>24542456That's not what's happening. This is a coordinated and heavily funded marketing campaign targeting stupid Americans. Like you.
>>24542204This forced US state department propaganda is so cringe. This is the best kikes can do to lie about how great we are. The ranch sauce. Wow.
This is all a psyop. Eurobros, especially the english, smell like shit and keep sexually assaulting American women. They're retarded as fuck and can't cook. I have to deal with them at the hotel I work at and they're actual trogsI think this is all a massive PR campaign made to improve morale. But if theyre gonna act like pajeet rape rats they need to leave.
>>24542385>india is a third world nonwhite shithole where they shit in the streetftfy
>>24542457>15 posts of pure baby bitch crying by this IDEL OH EL
>>24542221Man just existing in a place like that would help make all the bullshit hurt a little less. I hope Europe breaks free from ZOG someday and rebounds.
>>24542459>sexually assaulting American womenThey are just confused mountaineers. They just want to climb them and leave a flag in their belly button.
>>24542457NIGGA UR JEWKRAINIAN YOUR OPINION IS WORTHLESSEAT MY ASS NIGGALMAO
>>24542204>ranch sauce post>no ranch sauce in picsTotally organic btw
>>24542283I think you mean a dick palate, friend.You develop a shit palate from sucking ass.
>>24542461>15 postsThe last refuge of the spacker with no argument. Post counting. Get fucked fast faggot. Your country is shit.
>>24542205FIRST POST FUCKING BEST POST! TOTAL RANCH NIGGER DEATH
>>24542464Learn to read idiot.
>>24542213Trvth Nvke
>>24542212i went to london and was trying to get some weed and the nigger was like "follow me into the dark alley and i'll sell you the weed." I looked at him and walked away. im gonna make it.
>>24542206>You can't get ranch in europoorland?Whatever it is, I don't wanna learn about it and don't wanna taste it. Probably some more American slop. I'm good thanks.
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>>24542404I'd go so far as to say I'd try a little Dengist Communism for Whites.
>>24542467>mad he got called out for doing nothing but crying and bitching like some malding shitskin
>>24542205fpbpThough with an added caveat that I'm one of those subspecies of americans who thinks blue cheese is the only way to enjoy buffalo wings.
>>24542212I don’t think you did mate.
>>24542204Feel the power of seed oils, roundup, bio reactor slop and food coloring, euro food slut
>>24542205This. Why are Americans pretending to like soccer all of a sudden? Such a gay psyop.
>>24542479Nobody like soccer, nigger faggot
>>24542475Keep seething Pablo. My opinion of your nation will never change.
>>24542218>whyte ppl don't season dey fo-ACK
>>24542382He's right. It's worth saying--even though it's obvious--that making salad dressing yourself is way better than any alternative. Dressing that isn't loaded with preservatives is better than those that are. Don't be a contrarian nigger about obvious things.
>>24542483Food fag, rubs store brand ranch on his buttplug
>>24542317>curryStopped reading there.
>>24542481>My opinion of your nationnobody is going to your websites because nobody cares what you think patel and nobody ever did, you came to my house bitching and crying, never forget that you are the wandering loser in this equation :)
>>24542276Have you ever shoved a full bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch up your ass before? At least if the balloon snaps, you get to OD on heroin. If the cap comes loose, it just stings like hell.
are Ameritards so desperate for something to be proud of after electing a senile orange monkey to lead them and paying Iran $324B to stop making them it's bitch that all they have left is fuckin ranch dressing?
>thread almost at bump limit because foreigners are absolitely MALDING about those that can afford to travel having a good time
Ranch is bland as fuck, American food is mid. Not bad, not great. Comfy. There are much more interesting things to get excited about in the US than corn syrup and diabetes.
>>24542209>literally shockedok jamboy
>>24542341Have you had to fight off any party van grabbers yet?
It's just mayo, milk, and MSG with a little bit of dill and onion powder.
>>24542204premade ranch sucks. you're suppose to do cream cheese, yogurt, ranch powder, fresh jalapeno, and gorgonzola and blend it all up into sauce.
As a Buffalonian, I'm here to share with you that ranch is ass. What you want is some greasy chicken wings smothered in house made chunky bleu cheese dressing. Ranch is for yuppie bible belt faggots. You're welcome, that is all.
>>24542368If I sense even a speck of condescension in your voice when you talk about "fancy sauce," I will slit your fucking throat. That goes for everybody in this thread. Tread lightly, you cocksmokers.
>>24542492I haven't seen a single person even having their papers checked anywhere. In Kyiv for 2 weeks not now in Lviv for a week. Not on trains, metro or the street. Not a single nigger or jeet seen in 3 weeks either.It's all bullshit lad. It's perfectly normal here except a few air raids and military all around. No shortages. No panic, no nothing. Just a nation of people getting on with it.
But we have Ranch here in Europe?
>>24542218Marie literally is a french brand wtf that's the most retarded psyops ever, we got ranch sauce in every store since the fucking 90s...
>>24542204Ranch isn't even that good. Don't they have Mayo and Aioli in Europe?
>>24542277Just what are you cooking?
>>24542484Name 1 (one) better ranch delivery system that guarantees full retention of said ranch.I'm waiting.
>>24542213Little bit of that also a lot of easy engagement bait for eurofag social media grifters.
reminder that these eurogolems, especially the whores, are paid influencers and that they're just preying on stupid americans to boost their posts
>>24542434this jap guy is doing it.. pretty comfy video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34KK-gln6m0
>>24542204There are fucking taco chains all over my city despite having no taco people. What retard thinks you can't get something as simple as ranch anywhere in a normal country? Do Americans actually fall for this shit?
>>24542219It's kinda like caeser dressing but shittier.
>>24542506>What retardAmericans....
>>24542489You stupid nigger I believe they’re having a good time but not because of Kraft-Mondelez Incorporated’s formulated brand of creamy swill.Scotland fans drank the bars dry in Boston. They ran out of beer. Well actually they still had plenty of Bud Light. To the Scotland fans that meant they were out. They refused to drink it even when there was nothing else. That’s really how they feel about American slop. They’re having a great time because they are partying with each other and going to their sportsball games, not because of Ranch dressing or any other American slop
this is a weird ad campaign and it seems to imply Europe has no internet access or specialty stores. nobody would ever try to sneak a condiment bottle onto a flight. that makes no sense.
>>24542494I don't know about all that shit, but those packets of ranch powder are better than most premade ranch dressing even the same brand lol. Used to do ranch packet in sour cream for a nice dip.
>>24542365nope. that’s not ranch. that is garlic sauce faggot.
>>24542497That's good.
>>24542510I doubt you'd even need to go to a specialty store, it's probably just in supermarkets right beside other sauces/salad dressings.
>>24542204Wait until she tries our crack.
>>24542495Former Buffalonian here. Please put my mind at ease and tell me that Audubon North hasn't fallen off.
>>24542512okay, well ranch is the stuff labeled ranch at the super market, which no one buys, and the flavour of blue doritos.It's just vaguely garlicy oniony flavour. It's fine.It's no Caesar salad dressing.
>>24542221>Yeah because these posts are by paid "influencers".And insinuating the countless "travelling" instawhores aren't doing the sameBe honest, 90% of Europe are just the same brown mutt cities as the rest of the world. Stop faking.
>>24542514it is. You can check supermarket listings online.
>>24542403australia is minority white you jeet ass shitskin>>24542460yes, india is a third world brown shithole where they shit in the street and so is yurop. America is the only white country
>>24542520You don't know what a white country looks like.
Yes its an op, and it's working. It isnt aimed at any of the reprobates here. This is your isolation. Enjoy it and dont get carried away into doing stupid things. This pro America op is very convincing to the target demographics, who are the same target as No Kings. Don't tap the sign, this is related but not the same. These people believe they hate America because theyve been told that over and over, but inside they don't believe it, because the propaganda didnt line up with their lived experience. This new propaganda does. They know their neighbors aren't really racist. They know Americans are friendly, and it isnt bad to live here, as countries go. Everything split apart is being pulled back together, with the extremists isolated and removed. It isn't even a bad thing. But even if you hate it, you cant stop it.
>>24542204>europoor thinks ranch is goodFuck, I sometimes forget all they have to eat there is coffee, cigarettes and bland toast
>>24542509And people keep reiterating howcwell socialized a bunch of Scots are which ought to tell you something is up.
>>24542525I believe it. We’re used to niggers
>>24542488No. The No Kings people have such extreme internal dissonance between their pleasant personal experiences of Anerica, and the demonizing propaganda they have been eating, that they have latched onto this like a starving baby on Abby Shapiro. Its them who are sharing this stuff and giving it traction. Its burning thru them like wildfire. Look around, outside this reprobate container. Youll see.
>>24542520The only thing we have going for us is that the shitskins in our country aren't as fanatic to a homicidal religion like European shitskins are. We have more shitskins both by absolute volume and by ratio.By the way, we're on the side with the hole. The lack of radicalized shitskins is a problem our top jews are working on.The only reason you should act like this isn't a problem is if you're not white.
>>24542509>the tavern regularly features beers from Lord Hobo Brewing Co. (such as 617 Hazy IPA and Boomsauce), Cisco Brewers (including Shark Tracker), and Offshore Ale Co. (The Lazy Frog). Other spotted brands include UFO Beer (White) and Bad Martha Beer (Martha's Vineyard Ale).every single one of those is 'american slop' no?
>>24542522it sure as fuck doesn't look like ukraine, shitskin>>24542528yuropoors aren't white and they are the kikes
>>24542597>yuropoors aren't whiteFounding stock Americans group with English genetically. There is also a sizeable Germanic population in the United States, which unsurprisingly group with Germanics. Northwestern European genetics groups closely within its cluster, and England is in Northwestern Europe. Even broader European genetics is more alike than different.If you aren't from our genetic disposition, then which group are you from?
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>>24542528>the shitskins in our country aren't as fanatic to a homicidal religion like European shitskins areSure they aren't religious but they're more homicidal.
>>24542649>>24542655all the white people in yurop died. yurop is not a white country
>>24542493For last time mayonnaise is milled from a white mustard and egg brine into a thick and creamy sauce without cooking. Ranch is not milled…..>>24542501 There is almost no cooking when it comes to dressing…
