How do I even move here? I have dual (EU) citizenship, but everything feels like a dead end.I know that /bant/ has like one dane.
>>24575759And a migrant living in Denmark. You should ask him.
>>24575769I do want to talk to him then, idk if he has a handle.
>>24575770Just post some pictures of cheese, that's how you summon him.
>>24575779takEn kop kaffe, et rundstykke med ost og smør og et blødkogt ægAnd if he likes english (jeg lærer dansk) there's definitely cheese in that bread roll.
>>24575779OP here. I have a massive hard drive full of dick cheese pics. Will that work?
You don't meet the citizenship requirements because you're not Muslim.
>>24575759>asking for advice from 4chanfuck i knew americans are dumb but you have outdone yourself
>>24575810It very well might
>>24575830I know that, but 4chan isn't the only place I'm asking.
>>24575810Fake OP, maybe your summoning will work better.....
>>24575864Let's see if it still works.
>>24575903Sup
>>24576024hej anon help me out
>>24576055Oh here’s more cheese for you
>>24575903>>24576024>reads the thread>replies to you specifically>leaves
>>24576055Hello anon. Sorry I kept you waiting, I was asleep. But the cheese pic helped waking me up.Yes, I am technically a migrant, but I don't like to call myself that, because when I think of the word migrant I think of niggers and I am not a nigger.At this point the Dutch anon should be flipping out and telling me that I should go to /pol/. But I'm gonna stay here and help you through it. Btw I am also Dutch so my Dutchness cancels out his Dutchness. But he was absolutely right with luring me with cheese because of this.Alright, now we've gotten that all out of the way, let's get to business.It's good that you have EU citizenship, this is key. But there is this vicious circle that you have to overcome and that is the housing and income circle. You can't have a job here if you don't live here, and you can't just rent a place if you don't have a job. The way I did it was through a Danish fren. Get yourself a Danish fren and go live with him. It's important that he knows about this too, don't hide in his attic like you're Anne Frank. Bring some money that will get you started for at least a few months. Then, with your fren go to the kommune (municipality) and get yourself registered as a resident there. He must be there to vouch for you. After some time you will get assigned a CPR number (it's like a social security number). With this number you can now apply for jobs. Vikarjobs (jobs through temp agencies) are typically your gateway jobs for this. If you work somewhere long enough and do a good job they eventually have to give you a steady contract. Now you're ready to enter the housing market. Make sure to thank your Danish fren with cheese for all of his services.
>>24575903What's good
>>24576073Thank you, much appreciated!! :D
>>24576090... all of it
>>24576109Damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WmxdEpQhd8
>>24576122Pure cheese porn
>>24576089Thank you for the advice, I'll have to search for Danish frends then somehow. I'll find some cheese for you too. And if i'm successful, I'll have to buy all the ost fra Danmark too.
>>24576172This was really good
>>24576172You're welcome. It's a good thing you're already learning Danish. Danes like that. It makes ordering cheese much easier too.>>24576177I like this idea of packaging, but I would like to see a variety where there is cheese from Belgium, The Netherlands, and Luxemburg, so that you could make yourself a Benelux sandwich. :D
>>24575846but 4chan is one of the places, you are a retard to think that is ok
