I was chilling on my bed and for some reason i decided to pull my pants down and i saw my penis, i felt erotic looking at it and started "flirting" with it, saying to it how hot it looks, is this normal male beheavior?
I read that sex is a drug, and someone said it once, too... does that help?
>>24581924>Is talking to your body parts normal?
>>24581929Wdym bro?
>>24581937You could be addicted to turning on your dick, or something
>>24581936My dick is a sentient being unrelated to me
>>24581941Wdym turning on your dick? Like feeling good about having one? Sounds pretty normal for all men
>>24581924NoObviously
>>24581924No, this is haram and you should be punished according to sharia law by cutting off your dick and both of your arms. Please report yourself to closest imam
Ya allah cant a dude just admire his willy
>>24582014Dude can admire only what Allah says him to admire. You clearly disrespected Allah for breaking holy law and now doubting his word. You are borderline Kaffir stop acting like a Mariq. You should. The only right way to resolve this situation is as I told you to report yourself to imamAlso you wrote Allah from lower letter
Can i fuck allah if i go to heaven? Asking as a pious muslim
>>24582035Damn, I thought you niggas in Egypt were religious. You killed several journalists and foreign women from other countries for disrespecting Allah. And at night, y'all go on 4chan and talk shit about Allah?
>>24582051Its not like that, but... imagine if allah was a buff guy who fucked you relentlessly for eternity.... is that heaven?
>>24582062Sounds like kalifat reality. Why you imagine your heaven as Allah fucking you?? XDDI though in your heaven you should have endless woman to rape and rivers of vine to drink.
>>24582075Women are ok, but have you tried dick? I havent but i wish i could
>>24582086You muslim so you have a "bacha bazi" practice. Go ahead and try as many dicks as you want
>>24582118Not in this country
