>YEAH I PUT THE ORGAN RESPONSIBLE FOR MALE ORGASMS RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR RECTUM BUT IF YOU TRY TO STIMULATE IT USING YOUR FINGER IT'S A SIN OR SOMETHING
that Elohim guy is quite the goofy prankster, isn't he?
>>24582171Ironically I've been in arguments more with atheist chuds who use the phrase 'christcuck' over this than with religious people. They get seriously mad if you bring up the fact you can force orgasm via prostate.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ElectroejaculationYou can do it to corpses too. I've had a chud call this a jewish lie when you can watch videos of them doing it to animals.
>>24582173Oit of curiosity, how often do you have this conversation?
>>24582174Twice in my entire life.
>>24582171So if fags hate and blame God for their own self-inflicted mental defect, and I hate fags for being disgusting dishonest insecure narcissists, I guess I have to go to church.
Honestly the best Godjak post I've ever seen was this one. Might've been you or some other Polack. I keep thinking about it.
>>24582171>You have opioid receptors in your brain therefore there’s nothing wrong with shooting up heroin kill yourself
>>24582178but why did G-d quip is with opioid receptors if he didn't want us to get zonked on the fent?
>>24582171>IF YOU TRY TO STIMULATE IT USING YOUR FINGER IT'S A SIN OR SOMETHINGNerve clusters widely vary person to person. Some people can turn retarded with a poke, others it hurts. Then there's the spectrum in between and factoring in effort and time since not every clusters is situated in the same place. Nor are saladfinger hands the norm.
>>24582179why did God allow them to put a window in your apartment if he didn’t want you to jump out of it immediately
>>24582173>you can watch videos of them doing it to animals.Well what if I don't want to have to endure watching it? Can I just take your word for it?
Imagine a time before modern medicine, where butsecks was actually quite dangerous. Then imagine the scholars who realised they needed to explain this to the masses. Really makes you think.
>>24582171Woah, YWHW, God of Israelites and of the Jewish faith, sure seems an antagonist when you display him in such a way. Are you saying, that the faith of Judaism is ultimately built on suffering and contradiction, and that it should be openly mocked? If so, then I applaud your open anti-semitism and anti zionism in the modern zeitgeist, and I applaud you for taking the rationalist liberal application rather than the Orthodox Sharia application in regards to theology. However, as a Humanist Rationalist, even arguing the point is meaningless, for theology is simply off ramping ones personal complaints onto the boogeyman of theology, of which, theology is the application of; so I must decline your theology in accordance to my own principles OP. Keep up the spirit however, just maybe don't go around too many synagoges? hahaha!
>blatant spam moved from one board to the othermeanwhile interesting anti-narrative effortposts on /pol/ are met with insta-deletions and 2-week bans