You are the cutest of cute boys and the bestest of frens. You deserve all the hugs and pats in the world. I luv you lots <3
aweeehhh thats so unbelievably sweet mordred*hugs and head pats for hiro*
>>24584130>>24584132Thanks frens, this means a lot...>Hugs and headpats you both
I am gopnik, chav, whatever i live it though its real no act
I'M SHARTING REAL BAD RIGHT NOWalso I'm home>>24584160bleh
I got a shot left in thisthis is the only good jose cuervo btw other is shit
>>24584175Hello home i'm tipsy
>>24584192I wish I was too
>>24584202i'm not drunk just tipsy enough to enjoy music because i got mad earlier im seriously cutting back drinking
>>24584175I'm just gonna go to bed now, good night Mordred.>Hugs Mordred
>>24584242nighty fren>>24584236I've gotta do that too
>>24584263suchomimus appeared on my fyp I used to get a bunch of ARK videos i liked now i get dinosaur stuff and jurassic park evolution
>>24584373he's cool, he has a back sail
>>24584150https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24501479/#24506751I'm a little disappointed that you think I'd call anyone that awful slur, or wish aids upon them
Onee shota my beloved...
I ate my 3rd ice cream
>>24585250oh shit well hopefully you can frogive me for being such a massive schizo and melting down like that>>24585299was it lemon flavored perchance?
>>24585530no, berry mix
>>24585546Some incels or trolls are trying to push the full bush crap again I haven't met a single man or woman that prefers rainforest over trimmed or bald. I only read it online and person saying so can never show them going in an enchanted forest of hair.
>>24585546tastyyy>>24585662apparently they exist but i've also never met one
>>24585662Bush? Fucking nasty..
>>24585666I downed an entire bag of wasabi nuts just now, mr satan
>>24585667That's what i'm saying I can't do hair go bald or buzz and please god no hairy armpits. I see hairy armpits I start gagging.>>24585666Because it's got to be trolling or it's just some lazy incels
>>24585683same..
>>24585669wassabi sharts incoming ;__;>>24585683yeah could be or just weird fetish like scat or w/e other fringe things people are intostill gross as fuck tho idgi
>>24585706that's not how wasabi works u baka
>>24585708h-h-how does it work??
>>24585718wasabi doesn't make gas you shit for brains
>>24585719ohshit ...what does it make?
>>24585733.. shitlike everything we eat.
>>24585740interdasting indeed how that works
>>24585745U are a moron..I ate so much sweet shit today my piss smelled like honey cereal milk.
I'm bed now. Nighty
>>24585530All good. I wouldn't have even noticed if I hadn't been obsessively searching my name in the archive thingyHope you're keeping well, it's been a while since I've been on /bant/
I can't find my fucking keys and i want to go outside fuckit i'll just ask a neighbor to let me in
Fuck it's 97f aka 36c right now
summer just began too i need to be outside more before the heatwaves start and we get 111f
>>24585785now if the rest of you smelled like that it would be great>>24586597again??>>24585844gosh gotta find out who's talking shit huh?? lolol :Pyeah its going well, this thread (aside from hg) is the best thread, most active and fun thnx to mordred shenanigans hahahow have you been? what have you been up to?hows the bf?>>24587348>>24587341i just got back from my run and the weather here is so fucking perfect, sunny but a little cool23c, 73f idk how i ended up being so lucky to live here
>>24587644yea i forget where i put my keys often i still haven't found them but im not going to stress out because i know how to break into buildings if i can't call anyone to let me in. I tried to do the thing with superglue and it didn't work so i'll have to buy anchor screws and mess with it tomorrow if i don't just call somebody else to put it up for me. lucky lucky for good temps it's not that bad honestly at even 111 but my body isn't ready for it yet so for next couple weeks i'm going to be outside more often than usual
>>24587644I have something of an ego thing going on as it turns out, I just have to know what's being said about me at all times whether it's good or bad. Since moving here I don't do it as regularly cos I haven't got /bant/'s archive memorised yet lolI've been well though! The worst of the heat's over but it was like 32 degrees at one point, with it reaching 40 in parts of Britain. Sure am glad I'm so naturally cool B)He's doing great too! It was our anniversary a week or two ago, and I drew him a really cool present in the span of five days on and off. He's still working on mine but he's been busy with his job, plus he's started journaling which must take up quite a lot of time.Lemme turn it on you now, what's the haps in Earsland?
>>24587721i really cant tell when ur shitposting vs not and i find it hilarious tb.hand as for the keys thing, i also lose track of mine easily so i bought a leather lanyard in a teal color so it stands out wherever i end up dropping them like a little tail poking out from their hiding spot (might try?)>I tried to do the thing with supergluewhats this mean?>>24587755dang and i thought i was the serial archive stalkerdo you use userscripts? i made one for the archves with id's that make it easier to follow conversations (for me) because i wanted to stalk anons easier haha>heatgosh yeah i've been seeing you all melt from afar and thats just so crazyhappy anniversary!! thats great:D 4 years now IIRC? or 3?>what's the haps in Earsland?really not much, just playing some vidya with mordy on the weekend and a few others from the thread.... which is new for mebefore bant i had no one to talk to and now im like gaming with friens, its a massive (welcomed) shift for me and im still a bit nervous about it cuz thats just like how i roll lolother than that its just the monotony of work, exercise and diet
>>24588229>userscriptsWouldn't even know where to start. Not particularly interested in them tbqhIt's been four years that we've been together now, which is so crazy cos it feels like a LOT less! Relativity is wildI'm glad that you've changed your life for the better; even if it's only in a small way, these things make big differences! You're doing so great and I'm proud :D
>>24588229lol if you knew my history it'd be even less obvious but im somewhat serious about not being worried but one of these days when i have to the police are going to see and they not believe im trying to get into where i live.Yesterday i was trying to hang a power strip on my wall and i was dumb knowing regular screws dont work on drywall with no stud but tried anyway to no success so today i bought super glue just to see if it'd work kinda knowing it would not and it didnt so i'm left buying anchor screws which work on drywall without studs behind them to hang things and putting it in myself but working on it yesterday and today makes me want to call somebody else to do it for me even though i can do it myself because im kinda mad because i wasted like 15min of my life on it on things i really knew weren't going to work because i didn't want to walk to the hardware store which was out of my way
I nearly made a huge oopsieI apparently forgot to set my alarm. Luckily the bright light of my aquarium lamp eventually woke me up.I even dreamed about being late for work.
>>24588350yeah they add features but not needed, it does make the site a lot more usable if ur interested but totes understand 4 years is so great and im happy for u!! :D>>24588368i pretty much just assume that its all shitposting other than a slect few that seem like it could hold some truth? but even then it seems partial hahscrews wouldnt hold a power strip?>>24588551gm mordy, are you a little late or still on time?
>>24588551those cheeks are too far spread for male anatomy. It only slightly bothers me and now i'm imagining an anatomically correct stolfo which actually bothers me because his legs would dislocate they're so far apart in that image.
>>24588567No because you can't use normal screws on drywall because they just fall out if there's no stud/beam to hold them in>pic related I used to work construction so i knew i had to but yknow sometimes even knowing you do shit because lazy and thinking it might work but as they say "if you're going to do something do it right the first time"
>>24588567I'm on time but I couldn't do my morningly toiler punishing.>>24588597Well it's weebu shit. It's often times garbage.
I love loudly sharting in the train
>>24588738Gigachad behavior but i can't do that myself unless trains empty I will browse 4chan and look at nudes though in public
>>24588633do you think a power strip really needs those plastic thingies to stay in the drywall? >>24588738i knew you would find another victimprobably walked out with a big ass grin looking for those who noticed??
>>24588776Pretty sure the train ppl constantly see the loli images on my phone>>24588824No, that's retarded af.
>>24588824Yes because I tried to do it without and it didn't work. it's not heavy but it's too heavy to hang without them if it's not attached to a stud/beam for it to hold ontoif you feel like hanging anything and don't want to buy a stud finder just get an anchor pro tipour building practices piss me off sometime because paper walls basically unlike europe also wood supports that rot. it's cheaper but not good in long run.
>>24588848you should be proud of your accomplishments >>24588866oh okay i woulda thought a power strip woulda been fine, i've hung other things with anchors but woulda been lazy about the strip hah
>>24588883exactly how i was now i feel stupid
>>24588883I'm never rly proud if myself because I never have a reason to.
Bant sucks so hard today.. nothing but moved threads and schizo ramblings
>>24588907i've certainly made worse mistakes >>24589067i was bein silly about the toiler punishmentyour OP to hiro as a nice and caring friend is notable (imo) :)>>24589178and a buncha german spam
>>24589188Letter is the only thing I can give him so that's what I did.I saw a bunch of anti germany memes again today. The muricans seem extremely upset again but I dunno why.
>>24589214it was very sweet of you to do that, hope he was able to talk to him today. i have only seen some silliness of the world cup taunting because paraguay beat germany....not sure if thats what you saw?
>>24589272I saw many more. There was some in the flat earth thread too and on vg. I despise people who are into faggotball. That shit is for absolute losers. Worse than people who are into politics.
>>24589289You mean soccer? I only watch sports to gamble and anyone who watches sports casually is stupid.
>>24589299I don't use that filthy murimutt name. I occasionally watch sumo on twitch but that's it. I can't stand these disgusting sports.
>>24589289i dont like sports either, i find them very boring and those who indulge on them regularly to be incredibly grating>>24589299soccer is so slow....but i guess watching the best of the best might be a little more entertaining?
>>24589312I love when they cheer about how "we" won.. makes me question the average you iq. (You) didn't win shit. (You) sat in a chair or at home in your own ass sweat and spent shitloads on money on nothing while a team that isn't even made up of people from your country just got a 50mil paycheck. Is as stupid as cheering for elon when he makes another trillion.
>>24589312I used to play soccer on a regional team when i was idk 10 and it's fun to play but not watch. Even boxing matches like i just watch it to gamble or be background noise
>>24589338my old house mate was super into sports and would get super obnoxiously loud about whatever was happening. would have his friends over and they were crazy loud about it to...sigh, terrible memories>>24589341yeah im sure its fun, i played a lot of sports too...hockey was my favorite, or catcher in baseball was fun also. I always lose when i gamble so i dont do that either lol. combat sports are alright to watch, i dont mind them>>>/wsg/6184089
>>24589376That's part of why that shit sucks.Unless it's sumo it's all cringe faggot shit. Japan is the last bastion of civilization.
>>24589386kendo is pretty bad ass too, those guys are FAST
>>24589423Dunno what that is.
>>24589376I don't even feel like i'm really gambling when I do because I only do so for like big games and i'm really only doing that because it was an excuse to gather everyone together for a party so it's an entrance fee more or less with a raffle ticket included that can be a conversation topic to break the iceMost people think i'm not socially aware because im an asshole to them which i find pretty funny
>>24589425Stick fighting
I learned about kendo from ruroni kenshin (i will not call it by weeb name because i didn't watch in japanese though also im not weeb)
>>24589425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHM7OFlDn-s>>24589446assholes tend to come out ahead though
>>24589449Sounds gay.>>24589465I can't watch jewtube
Dude I fucking hate public benches so much. They hurt my spine so badly. Who thought it would be fun to have a metal plate press against the spine..
>>24589471It's good if you can keep track. It's basically samurai match just with wooden stick. It was made by the guy who made karate. most people consider him japanese but some say he's korean or Chinese i forget which of those.
>>24589481That hostile architecture for you
>>24589486>>24589471they use a shinai, and its made of bambooits a popular martial art originating from japani dont really follow it but those guys are incredibly fast
>>24589501bamboo wood kinda same more than less. he really did kenjutsu which isn't technically kendo but it's just what eventually became kendo to me. musashi or however you spell his nameI sound so weaboo right now lol
>>24589481gnight mordy>>24589531a weeb asshole lmao jk gnight tho
He won't fucking talk to me...
>>24589571I just found out french people shit in the water when they swim like it's normal. Did you ever hear about this? Why was this knowledge so hidden? I mean I know why but you'd think other people would warn others. You might swim in france and get smacked with a turd and have a ruined and traumatic swim just because nobody wants others to know!
the real ritsu has returned
what do you peeps think about christian rock music? do you think it's kind of lame?
>>24589710It depends on who it is but usually yes. creed is alright they just get same hate as nickleback for no reason other than because someone told someone to hate them but i always disliked skillet, I like metal and nu wave (british metal) which doesn't have christian really
>>24589732LOOOOOLCREED AND NICKLEBACK!!!??
>>24589738Yes they are good Can you even explain why you hate them? Nobody can it's just because it's a meme. A psyop
It's just the opposite of motorhead lovelemmy was very mediocre and with that motorhead. They have 1 song everyone knows yet everyone says they love them because it's a psyopoverrated as hell
Home! Spinach and eggies!>>24589571Welcome to this horrible existence, fren. Every day is pain and suffering!
>>24589571
turns out alco still has to be picked up at a store, so all it did was make me pick it up somewhere else for an extra price.i were hoping they were support a post box automat... but no.AAA I hate interacting with other people I hate people seeing me
I knew liquid ritsu was lurking in tbe background, apparently he's always watching
>>24590148You can't even order alcohol? Damn.. quite the cuck country.
>>24590165You can either order door delivery or pickup at store, but genuinly I wish they just had a postbox. i like going to the automats, because they dont have any people and i can be at peace. i hate interacting with people
not saying he's a fed but...
>>24590173Just take your shit and the door and say thanks..
you break down my walls with the strength of your love
I'm still alive
>>24590514haven't seen u in a while
67 ID get lmao>>24590516Busy week and spent the whole weekend near Milan.
hey everybody
>>24590523How is the heat down there?
>>24590567Outside of peak sun hours it's bearable thankfully.
>>24590632I texted my grandma on the weekend to check in on her.. was getting worried.. cause u know.. old people don't do heat well. Luckily she is fine.And tomorrow I get my AC unit.
I tried fighting Raven again in stellar blade. Been a week or 2 since I beat her. I can't even get into 2nd phase.Why did they make this game so fucking study intensive?I don't wanna sit here and lab strings for fucking months like I'm playing Tekken.
>>24590633aweh thats so sweet of you>And tomorrow I get my AC unit.YOUWHATLETS GOOO!!hell yeah :3>>24590514heyaaaaaaaaa whatcha been up to?>>24590535whats up unc
>>24590857I'm waiting to get paid in 3hrsno drinking though i took a nice half chub dick pic imma send it to someone >>24590632Yea but you should kys fucking weird ass tranny who protected a child abuser knowingly just reminding you fucking loser
its snail season and i got a 25 kilo bag of salt
>>24590995Stop treating me like an angel u baka
>>24590514absolute liar
>>24590633Old dumb people doesn't get along well with heat. Jokes aside I'm glad she's fine. and gg for the AC.>>24590995Busy week and irl zombie survival experience during the weekend.>>24591508 I beg to differhttps://youtu.be/BVxjanRhq7o
>>24591528>I beg to differbut the world ended in 1994 and we all dieded and its been eternal september ever since.fuck i need to check usenet again n see whats happenin there. maybe gopher too.>bideowhat did i just watch
>>24591536Maybe you should do that.https://youtu.be/jWAZnY39mak>what did i just watchG(old)
>>24591543>Maybe you shouldYeah but Usenet is filled to the brim with spam. You've not seen real spam until you've checked out Usenet and seen the actual mountains upon mountains upon mountains of it. Plus the only thing it's good for these days is piracy, though I guess if you look hard enough you can find some people who still post to newsgroups like normal people.Gopher meanwhile is just... it's closer to a file repository, but it's still fun to explore.
why do all the weirdos show up at the same time?
>>24591601I usually check in every now and then but desu there aren't many people here I can maintain a long-ish conversation with, so until one shows up I just lurk.
I can't sleep because the thought of being homeless in 6 weeks won't leave me be..
>>24591528irl...zombie...survivial experience??? is this because of the heat?? lol>>24591601*waves*>>24591658i wish there was something i could do
>>24591615yea you're a fucking creep you give off bad vibes all yall who orbited the"aeris" guy give off weird vibes honestly im no saint either but that's just because i accidentally ran into gigaweirdo circles and investigated them which got me looking as bad as them which idk i feel im a lil bit morally superior
>>24591865Is this because I remembered you go to pride parades?
>>24591658I'm buying a new air conditioner tomorrow or atleast that's the plan 6weeks pick out a good bench if nobody will let you room with thembe careful of the wolvesare you going to continue paying your phone or are you going totally homeless?I wad "homeless" as soon as i turned 18?because i didn't want to listen to my parents and my friends let me live with them and their parents who didn't care what they did like mine did.I'd might've never gotten laid besides the young girl i fucked when i was 18 if i didn't do that so it was a good experience hopefully your experience is good too
man i said i was going give up drinking but i had to remind dudes i got one of the biggest dicks around even at half chub so ill drink one beer to pass the day quickly istfg whenever dudes get uppity i just go "my dick bigger and you're a virgin"
benis
>>24592118I know it's just what you gotta do on the internet dudeswhip out that thing and assert dominance and they usually stfumordred is like the only dude honestly bigger than myself he should take advantage of ithe doesn't even have to fuckpeople will take him just thinking he might lay smeatdown
>>24592177u guys both have big thick penors .....i dont....but its still not a problem :3he seems to enjoy the envy quite a bit...i mean, i guess i would too lool>smeatdown.....
>>24592443it shouldn't be most people can't take our size without going to hospital anyway Yess the smeatdown Hell in a motel match
snekdown
Man fuck.. I wanted to coom but my dick doesn't wanna
Fuuuck.. I forgot my food at home too...Man this day already sucks 10 dicks.
benis streak
>>24593421I couldn't feed kitty cause I forgot my food.. fuck u
>>24593498i'd buy you and kitty food in a heartbeat if u'd let me
>>24593536Babe it's 5am and u are on a different continent. U can't buy food for me and kitty.
>>24593547i can send u $$ from apple pay or some other appnot sure how it works with different currencies or w/e
>>24593577I have my credit card in apple pay to buy emergency food and drink while working. Does that actually like deposit money to my bank when someone sends me money?
>>24593597yeah if you open up the wallet app, click on the apple cash card, then the top three little dots at the top gives the 'transfer to bank' options with a small fee for instant transfer
it can only send in my currency thonot sure how thats supposed to workk D:
>>24593597bro i don't get jules and em allegiance to that chomo it's irritating him and sako keep interrupting my bullying of him
>>24593641Hm.. that's interesting. I guess you could gimme like 5 bucks and I then go to the shop and buy kitty food and make u images of me feeding the kitty with one eye.
>>24593657U telling me aeris is in waifu? Fkn.. he hates that place. Is he lonely or something?
AAAAAAA FLASH RAIN STORM IM WET
EARS COVER ME
>>24593690OH SHIT I DUNNO WHAT TO DO UHHH
>>24593696EAAARS THE WATER IS EVERYWHERE
>>24593705ON ITTTT~!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>24593711Why are u licking me?
>>24593663it's not that i noticed he likes arguing he told some dude he drove me crazy or something idk im off that thread now he left thread
>>24593728oooh fuck im sweating like crazy
>>24593757Same
>>24593728to dry you off!!!!!! and sav u from the sudden onslaught and so u dont get sick!
>>24593770I'm not getting sick while burning up in this heat..And ur tongue is wet u baka
>>24593764Tomorrow i get my air conditioner well a new one. Idk it's not as hot as last year it must be alcohol making me sweat
>>24593790I think I'm getting my AC today..
I hopped in the shower damn my ac doesn't come until about 8pm though Idk why they haven't noticed i only post there to give one dude shit and once he's gone i fuck off
>>24593781cant blame a useless bottom for being useless can u?>>24593812hooray!! :D
>>24593812that's good news but weren't you getting evicted from your ma? that's not what people normally do when they're evicting someone 6 weeks 2 months however tho so idk
>>24593820Well at least u are entertaining.>>24593828Yeah, she gifts me an AC cause birthday but then throws me out
EARS U LAZY BOITOY IM WET
>>24593840at least it something heh>>24593947mmm im sleeby wet hot boy....eyes....closing....must fightt...slep and dry...u...
Hey all, I'm in a much better mood now!
>>24593984Stop being sleepy!>>24593989Oh hi hiro
>>24593991Hi Mordred! Things got better between me and my bf!
>>24593947I can set you on fire, I'm sure that will dry you fast
So this is where all the cool kids hang out these days!Good seeing you all are still kicking on the chan!
>>24593998Excellent, that means I can mud fight him for your hand again.Uh I mean.. I'm happy for u!>>24594002I'm already on fire after blasting migu in the womb 50times in a row
>>24594010Check out this mouseOh wait u no cat
>>24594011T-That's quite the mental image...>>24594010Loona! Hiiiii!>Waves
>>24594022Doesn't matter, I'll still eat it>>24594026Hi Playre2!!Great seeing you're still around, and apparently have a bf no less! :3I'm so happy for you, how have you been?
WHO WANTS SOME FREE VANILLA ICE CREAM??
>>24594045that brings back memories lol
