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leftovers from steamed clams night in a one pot sauce over ramen noodles
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Is it good?
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>>24588002
oh hell yeah
minced up 3 garlic real fine then pasted with some salt
sauteed in .2 stick of butter for a few minutes til browned
white cooking wine, red pepper flakes, fresh black pepper, half a lemon's juice and some pasta water with another half stick of butter to emulsify.
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>>24588002
also the bay leaf is just because i was curious what it tasted like butter fried
concentrated flavors
mild wintergreen, very all around herbacoius vibes when chewed.
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mega tasty
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also can't stress this enough
seal any uneaten steamed clams under salted butter
it will buy you some time
shellfish go off quick and it's really fucking bad when it does.
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tasty 4 u frien

>>24588216
ohhh its clams? nice
idk if i like clammers or not
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>>24587989
brock sucks cock
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>>24588760
fell in love with them at a young age
bars dad and i would go to after work had servings of a dozen steamed clams, a dipping collander of butter and a lemon slice as an appetizer.
good place to start and see.
tasty if not a little salty with very mild fishy notes but entirely meaty and umami packed.
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>>24587989
At least it's not shart soup
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glad you eat at a table these days feels like progress
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>>24591179
Dont give me flashbacks..
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>clams
>with ramen noodles
>and parmesan
>and a fucking bayleaf
am i seeing this correctly?
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>>24591294
bruh
lmao
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>>24591294
bro you are SO going to get called unemployed for this post after homeboy gets done sucking dicks for the day
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>>24591294
don't move
he might be the second person to figure out it's all /ck/ tier ragebait
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>>24591294
>and a fucking bayleaf
that part was curiosity that actually got me a better profile on the various flavors going on in the bay
>>24588112
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>>24592108
>it’s gross garbage food on purpose
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>>24592267
pfft
years later
i shouldn't have dropped a hint
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>>24592279
It’s a bold cope strategy but I don’t blame you
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did your mommy and step daddy actually let you inside the house?
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>>24592296
i mean
if that's how you cope with being a gullible moron who believes everything he reads
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>>24592351
>notices faggot op's picrel filename
KEK! I knew that place looked too fancy for a white trash loser like you!
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>>24592357
why are you talking to yourself schizo?
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>>24592374
>deflects
kek! and you are the same faggot that talks to himself in his threads in order to bump them! top kek!!!
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oh ok
it's another sperg low IQ chimpout
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>>24592354
>ackshually it was an intentional 4 year master plan to make it look like I eat bowls of poop, I bet you feel foolish now!
I mean, no this is absolutely not believable and doesn’t even make sense, but I’m glad you realize your food is horrific enough that you feel the need to make up bullshit to explain it
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>deflects again
kek! i bet you will psychobabble soon too!
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>>24592394
if you're too full of yourself to believe someone made a dogshit image to get a rise out of you
then that's on you
all the other insecure shit you've done, that tracks.
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>>24592394
>>24592396
let's all hug
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>>24592410
>if you're too full of yourself to believe someone made a dogshit image to get a rise out of you
You’ve posted dozens of pictures of your food over the years and it all looked like shit you couldn’t legally feed to prisoners, nobody is buying this
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>>24592427
wow
even when you're told what's happening you can't for a second believe reality isn't exactly what you say it is.
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>>24592442
>continues doubling down
Ok bro if I tell you it was a good joke and you’re definitely not a gross bitch would that make you happy?
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>>24592418
nah, that is what brock wants
he also wants to suck cock
he has an axe wound
i've seen it on the internet
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>>24592444
nice trips
but i don't need anything from you
i'm just some random guy who doesn't know anything about me
and i'm some random guy who doesn't know anything about you
anonymity is great :<p
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>I cooked and posted horrifying, disgusting meals for half a decade but it was actually all just a big troll or something
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yes
you're half a decade in and still a total newfag to how this place works
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>>24592475
You're a shit cook and you should own it instead of trying to hide behind a layer of irony. You can't improve until you admit there's a problem.
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>Poop soup status: DISAVOWED
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>>24592467
according to the filename, he actually stole the picture and is larping that he made it
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>>24592500
ok
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schizo tranny site meltdown so hard he had to call in friends who he believed more capable.
all equally shit
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>>24592509
>doesn't know how to search for pics in the archive
ngmi
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>>24592510
I feel like you need to apologize to your discord buttbuddies who have come around for years trying to act like the poop soup actually looked fine
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>>24592510
You're not burning cereal and I think I've seen you successfully make a sandwich once. This ramen and steamed clam thing isn't your finest hour, but you can improve.
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you lost
the game i set for literal years
playing on my terms and using the poisoned pieces i gave you
left in the end with nothing
not a single clue to who bested you
and i've decided that's where it's gonna sit forever.
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>>24592544
It must be nice to be too autistic to understand how embarrassing this is
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>>24592544
holy cope...
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>feel the way i want you too
no thanks
vacant eyed basic is big ick
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>>24592544
>>24592590
this isnt reddit dude
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>>24587989
I'm sorry, Brock. But you're not doing any favors for """white people""" cuisine... this is genuinely appalling.

I mean, my cooking today wasn't any better, but I mean ffs.
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that's cool and all
but i haven't seen you being a white race supporter at all
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>>24592851
imagine saying that when you are more degenerate than an indian
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>>24592864
if you can express support race for one but not the other then you are the racist.
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I am having shart soup flashbacks
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>>24592865
you are even talking like a jeet
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>because you said so
not interested in this racelarper jewish nonsense.
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What a disaster of a thread
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>>24592960
>lmao arnt i racist guys, im totally not reddit because i do the racism
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>enforcing reddiquite on 4chan
go back there
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>>24593194
>im not reddit because im telling others that they are reddit
great logic there, no wonder you stock shelves for a living
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that's cool and all but who hild water in the opinions of a wasterlet?
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>>24593222
>hild
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>>24593239
he's drunk again
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doesn't matter either way
your opinions are simply not important.
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the whole joke is watching you dance like a clown over things that are simply not important.
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>>24593273
>over things that are simply not important.
dont be so hard on yourself, think about it if you were not around the shelves would not get stocked
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>i am arguing about things that don't actually matter
kek
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i'm fucking futuresight and welcome to jackasses proving my points.
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>>24593213
Great rhetoric, you must work in the back because no one wants to look at you.
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>>24593356
>i'm fucking futuresight
is that your boyfriend or just some guy?
>>24593360
damn dude is trying to get is cock sucked by brock, what a faggot lmao
you know you dont have to try to hard, you just have to ask him
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>>24593387
>only comeback is "ur all gay"
>thinks I'm going to waste the time to make some elaborate comeback instead of just recycling garbage
>the same garbage this faggot prolly thinks is amazing and well thought out
You can go scrape my cum off your mum's teeth, cuz that's the only comeback you're going to get lol. You are not worth my time. And if any, I'm only going to be lazy. You didn't deny being ugly anyway so I'm going to assume hurting you anymore would be punching down some several weight classes (figuratively speaking – more like punching up all the weight classes literally lol).

>>24593356
You still didn't answer my original point: what's up with the shart ramen noodles? What the fuck is a "steam clams night leftovers in a one pot sauce over ramen noodles"?
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>entitled to answers
no
sweet dreams
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>>24593478
>You are not worth my time
and yet you wrote a paragraph in response, sounds like little buddy got mad cos i called him out for wanting his dick sucked by brock
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>>24593491
i told you no
so sit and spin you stupid entitled fucking nigger
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>>24593491
And it sounds like you're sad your mummy's the town bicycle. Cry some more.
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>>24593509
>YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
sad brock even for you
>>24593510
sounds like you are mad that even the town bike wouldnt fuck you, at least you got brock to suck your cock :)
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>>24593523
take the coward pwrsonal chats ack to the site you're organizing on
preferably kill yourself
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>>24593532
>take the coward pwrsonal chats ack to the site you're organizing on
brock is so mad hes no longer making sense
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>>24593523
I would never bother reaching for your 500+ lb. ugly meatsack, whore mum, even if the 5000+ mile distance wasn't between us. Sounds like you make a nice couple of """human beings""".
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>post horrific looking meal
>get clowned on for it
>make up some absolutely insane cope about how you’ve been intentionally posting food gore for years because reasons
>get blackout drunk and basically do the 4chan posting equivalent of pissing your pants publicly for hours
just another day in the life of brock
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>>24593550
shut the fuck up jew
you're a coward
and that's why you'll lose.
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>>24593554
sounds like cope from a loser that cant even fuck an ugly whore who is 500+ lb
how long have you been an incel for little guy? you still a virgin?
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this is now a discussion thread about bacon being aryan because delicious and anti-jew.
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>>24593571
>cope
Cope is the piss poor last resort weapon of Mr. "TLC's My 500lb. life" over here. Any last words?
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>>24593567
aren't you a migger? you bow down to jews.
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>>24593586
>Cope is the piss poor last resort weapon of Mr. "TLC's My 500lb. life" over here
sounds like more cope from a loser who cant think of anything better to say due to being so upset.
you are so upset you didnt even deny the allegations of you being a incel virgin lmao
I should stop though, wouldnt want you to crack a tantrum and do a mass killing like your idol hitlet lmao
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>>24593624
>didn't deny being a virgin
I mean, that doesn't mean I denied not being a virgin, did it? But then again, that's probably too hard for your widdle brain to think of when it's steaming soooo hard, isn't it?
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>this whole thread
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>another gay retard thread where gay retards gather
Thanks brock very cool
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>>24593717
doesnt mean you didnt deny denying not being a the opposite of a non-virgin, that's probably too hard for your widdle brain to think of when it's steaming soooo hard, isn't it?
>>24593784
>where gay retards gather
is that why you are here?



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