decide his fate /bant/
Throw it in the trash and then hang yourself norwegian troon
coom on him with a timestamp that says "to austria <3"
Pour over some gasoline and burn it with yourself
>>24594179>>24594214i like these two options
>>24594196i like this option
>>24594196i hate this option
>>24594170Since this is 4chan, it is obvious that his inevitable fate is to be covered in spit and semen and never washed.
>>24594170i have a body pillow but no homosexual pillowcasei dont want to have to swap it out every time my mom visits
>>24594170I want to own a custom dakimakura one day but its on the list of "when you get rich, which will never happen"
>>24594170roundhouse kick
gay
>>24594196I'm neutral on this option
>>24594170Take him out to dinner and make out in public
>>24594170> Go to a very busy public library with the pillow> Set the pillow down on your lap in the most crowded area of the library> Read a copy of 'Shared by the Chocolate Milk Cowboys' by Chuck Tingle outloud, with the pillow resting in your lap. Ensure you are loud enough to be heard by others, but not loud enough to get immediately kicked out of the library> refuse to leave until you have finished the book or the police arrive
Turn that cover inside out and use it as a normal pillow.
