>this is… le you…>cries soilantly
If only he was a 16 year old girl so he could go fuck himself.
He became the retarded boomer he mocked in his vertical video era.
>>24605578Sam let's do a project together.
I am... Charlie Kirk... I carry the flame
>>24605578>worships money and scams people>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers as young as 16>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.""that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also SamWeird how Sam jumped onto the Kirk thing, saying "it could have been him", pretending to act shocked on his podcast, and crying about it even though he always pokes the bear when violent political stuff happens. He even let slip that he doesn't own or like guns when he acted like he needs to get one for self defense (funny considering all those photo shoots he did of him handling guns, totally not lying to his fans all this time). Sam was against Kirk before Peter Thiel told him to be for him btw:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9tEfjLb6cA
LIVING IN TROON HEADS RENT FREEAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIT WON'T GROW BACKYOUR DICK WILL NEVER GROW BACKYOU WILL BE AN ABOMINATION UNTIL DEATHYOU'LL NEVER BE A REAL MAN AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24605584>roid-raging, hgh-bloated slob calling anyone an abominationlooked in the mirror lately, sam?
>>24605583>lying to his fansAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IDIOT THINGS EVERYTHING IN A VIDEO IS REALYOU GET YOUR NEWS FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE TOO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MORON
>>24605578>>24605579>>24605580>>24605581>>24605582>>24605583i need a shekelplease amerigoys just one shekel
>>24605578welcome to today's anti sam hyde threadapparently sam hyde is causing a problem for somebodyso somebody's job is to come to the board and spam about how he's badwhee. this is what we'll do the for the foreseeable futureuntil we obtain the employment records of orgs like the 77th brigade and put a bunch of people in front of a firing squad
>>24605578His main product appears to be misery
>>24605585>one cuts off his dick and stuffs dildos in a necrotic mat of hair and decaying flesh>the other... has musclesAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA POLITICIANS HAVE NO MORE USE FOR YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY LOLNOBODY EVEN THINKS OF YOU A HUMAN AT THIS POINT
>>24605588as soon as sam pulls an idubbz on spic fuentes he'll have earned my undying loyalty
>>24605588this. Sam is over the target
>>24605585I think it's funny how fucked up he is and he does disgusting shit like using a netipot in front of guests lmao
>say something somewhat profound: his fans praise him and follow his advice>say something genuinely retarded: his fans excuse it sam just telling jokesthe perfect griftwish I had thought of it
>>24605578>Get second chance>Become gigajewTimmy did nothing wrong
>>24605588Why don't you shills actually try to make a case for Sam instead of resorting to mental gymnastics and false statements about why grifting faggots like Sam are rightfully hated?If you have a dime to spare and want to support someone that actually makes Jews seethe, with actual evidence of such seething then support Tyler Oliveira. Because larping kikes like Sam will just take your money and spend it on car shit and laugh at you for being dumb enough to give them money, like they did to that guy the scammed over a million bucks from to make that abortion of a sequel to his tv show.
The extent to which tv allows his shilling creeps me out. And the threads are the most mindnumbing zoomer bullshit imaginable.
>>24605584Sam Hyde fucked an mtf transwoman anon. How could you be so transphobic?
>>24605588lol I need to be shot for making fun of an eceleb?
>>24605578Tranny thread
>>24605593you should just go watch gorillas in the zoo instead
This was his only funny video since the Ted Talk, and Metokike's was his only funny video ever.
>>24605596me pointing out that this is an advertising campaign against sam is supposed to make me a shill? i seesam's funny. sam's often insightfulhe's also nuts and disturbed, which is pretty common for comediansthere's really nothing to hatei don't form my estimation of somebody by how much they make jews seetheas far as i can tell, jews seething doesn't have much bearing on our overall situationsam tells the truth about jews in a funny way, which is usefulsam hyde is a net positive in the worldthat's probably why these threads show up all the time>>24605599>lol I need to be shot for making fun of an eceleb?if it turns out that you work for the 77th brigade and they need somebody to put your out of your misery, i'll volunteer to pull the triggerif you just wanted to "make fun of an eceleb", we wouldn't see near identical threads every day
>>24605578same hyne
>>24605603>me pointing out that this is an advertising campaign against sam is supposed to make me a shill?What makes you a shill is that everything you said is baseless. >there's really nothing to hatelol, Sam is literally a parasite that embodies everything about the jews he supposedly tells "the truth" about (also baseless claim, Sam hasn't pissed off a Jew in over 10 years)
>>24605578Pearl clutching about political violence, crying for palantir to abolish the first amendment, and carrying water for Elon “infinity jeets” Musk, then saying it’s le evil communists that see people as economic units and not jews made me lose all respect for him
>>24605587Won't someone please give this poor chosenite a shekel???
>>24605605if you don't think he's funny, fineif you don't think he's insightful, fine>literally a parasitenopenot literally, not metaphoricallyhe makes a living being a comedianif you don't like it, just go fuck yourself in the ass instead of saying a bunch of false stuff about ityou make yourself inhuman when you say a bunch of stuff you know to be falsei'm serious. you should salute every chimpanzee you see because they don't lie as much as you do
>>24605578But I'm not a right wing grifter
>>24605603I have no idea wtf the 77th brigade is. I make these threads to mock an eceleb and get his fanboys asshurt
>>24605610>I make these threads to mock an ecelebok, let's assume that's the truththen get a life. there's a lot more going on in the worldwe don't need to do this every dayevery time i deal with an australian it becomes clearer to me why you guys had to be sent to another continent
>>24605608>he makes a living being a comedianSeriously, this is the cope you are going to run with? Barely anything Sam has put ouy in the last couple years can be put out under the "comedy" label. Or should content like his "Dear Elon" video be considered comedy? You can't have your cake and eat it too you know that right? This guy knows whats up >>24605594
>>24605583>>worships moneyThis is the only thing I don't like about him.
>>24605612>the cope"he makes a living being a comedian" is hard to disputeis that why you're so fucked up, that your brain transmutes basic observations into "cope" if you don't happen to like it?
>>24605588>apparently sam hyde is causing a problem for somebodysam hyde doesn't do anything, that's kinda the point. he's a useless retard.
>>24605615>he's a useless retardcompared to whom? what do you want from a comedian? who, in your eyes, is pulling his weight?
>>24605611Nice geography skills dumbass
>>24605617oh, sorry. same difference, thoughi acknowledge this is one point for you
>>24605583hello hasan
>>24605583He's also a freemason, and secret friend of Hasan Piker, since he's also a mason.
Ever seen how he acts around hot women? He loses his marbles and becomes abusive straight away. I'm surprised he's not a serial killer.
>>24605614You know exactly what you are doing, which is excusing Sam's retarded/scummy behavior by painting him as a clown ("comedian"), when Sam baits and grifts his audience constantly by trying to be "serious", and no different than other political grifters like Nick Fuentes. Sam's fans constantly defend him saying they mainly support him because they feel he aligns with them politically and buy into some lame illusion that Sam pisses off leftists, not because he's funny. They're the same as the seal clappers that go out to see female "comedians".
>>24605621He did say something strange about murder about a year ago:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs80wk2oQsM"Sex is the most dangerous psychological forces there is, other than like murdering a guy... which I've never done."
>>24605578Why don't you mutts use your guns?
>>24605578thanks for reminding me to watch his rutgers art school bit again
>>24605624we do use guns (despite my flag, i am a honky from tulsa)if you want to see innumerable examples, check out "the armed citizen"
>>24605583he smokes a cig like a fag
>>24605583Why did you create a copypasta, such an odd crusade to fight by yourself. Touch grass please unironically.
>>24605578>we need to rip up our rights and give tech kikes full access to our government and private lives in order to own the libs
>>24605613A lot of "based" jewtubers and ecelebs worship money more than anything else and they ALWAYS still have a court jew amongst them while shit talking only specific curated kikes while also still being pro our kiked government, >we just need the heckin good goys to win over the bad goys!
>>24605588>apparently sam hyde is causing a problem for somebodyUnlikely
>>24605578What a lowlife grifter Sam is. Became a self-help expert when he can't unfuck his own life as a failed comedian
he's a turbofaggot that built his entire personality around being a cunt so thats basically all he can do, immature meta irony which becomes increasingly gay and embarrassing for a single, childless 40yo man to do
>>24605632Why do young men fall for it?
>>24605634People so directionless and desperate for father-figure like guidance (single-mother households), they'll take direction from anyone that sounds confident, even if they're a lying shitheel like Sam is. Same thing with Jordan Peterson
>>24605578If I looked like that I'd kill myself
>>24605578Is Trotsky his great grandpa or something? He looks just like that ugly Jew.
>libshit seething about Sam Hyde thread #5130You love to see it
>>24605578his relatively new show turned to complete garbage after that, he had something going and then he pussied out because he never actually believed in what he saidI never liked him as a person, but I could've been fine with him as another chud mouthpiece. now not only is he not entertaining, he's apolitical at best and doesn't say anything relevant
>>24605638It's been 10 years since Sam made anyone that isn't an ex-fan mad.
oh boy, another very organic e-celeb thread!
where threads go to die
