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The internet is in absolutely dire need of a complete overhaul on who is and isn't allowed to use it. I think that it should be treated in the same fashion as the laws required to operate a motorized vehicle. In order to do that, the law demands that a driver have a license, their vehicle be registered, and have proof of car insurance.
Therefore, the ideal internet must have all of its users be licensed (I.E. they must be at least 18 years old, show that they know how to properly use a fucking computer and prove that they can and will be a productive member of society), have all of their internet accessible devices be registered, and show proof of stable mental health.
High priority targets for denial in that respect should be those that possess high symptoms of the Dark Tetrad (the 4 anti-social personality characteristics of Sadism, Narcissism, Psychopathy, and Machiavellianism) since they're guaranteed to spend their time trolling, and when taken to its greatest extreme, trolling can be detrimental to national security since some governments (most notably Israel and Russia) have outright weaponized it as a means of destabilizing other nations.
If this were to happen, extremely severely mentally ill faggots like DT and Stirby wouldn't be here.