Location: Letea Forest, Romania>We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previously on the Hunger Games: >>24661414Also join the game happening on /i/ right now: >>>/i/834561
"Hey she didn't need stick to kill!"
>>24667792>There's no mother to cry over his face as he lays in a casket, so complete obliteration of the skull is an acceptable demise thanks to being short and sweet. >>24667809Damn maybe it was a good thing I was put on a team after all, now I can lie and say that their win is my win.
>>24667809>Is this yet another new skin for Campaign Evolved?
>>24667796In my defense, I thought that'd go through 'em!...Cause...y'know... Snoke!>>24667809"Kinder?" I'm the kindest gal ali-HOLY FUCK OWWWWWWWWWWW OW OW OW SHIT AUGGGGGGGGGGH!!!>Our brains are growing! And it's awful!!! Turn it back the other way!!!>Or maybe shrinking given she missed. Integer overflow, perhaps.
>>24667809"I mean, could he really have done anything to stop the demon...? Doubt it.">>24667814"I'm recording and broadcasting the whole match other unggoys to see... That ain't happening!"
>>24667796'Tis thy necessary steps to cleanse this bastion of evil steps. Worry not and leave it to me...>She walked away from the corpse in a deeper shade of red splatter. There was nothing to be alarmed by.>>24667809>Even without the magic, the wand served as a good blunt instrument.Peace will come! I shan't give up here...urgh...>>24667825>IT'S LOVE AND JUSTICE, IT'S ALL CONSUMING!>>24667830>Bloodied strips of leather acted as shoddy patchwork for the holes in her Gear.Maidens musn't rest as long as villains persist!
>>24667830>Just gotta wait for the right moment, and then BAM! Dynamic Entry, right on time! It's the perfect plan!>...Probably!This is gonna do numbers...
>>24667830>Indeed, the large nosed fellow wasn't ready for the Chief's attack on ME-tan by any means, the merciless commando taking the OS out in short order with his combat shotgun! >May Bill Gates and Microsoft forgive him for this transgression...
>>24667758 (svchost)Calibrating hardware!>>24667809Windows' System File Protection helps prevent nosing around in personal files and modifying them without your permission!>>24667830>>24667848>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aPrUdw3H3Q>The Chief' and his adventures were too much for this humble 9X OS...>Out of memory.>WARNING!>The system is either busy or has become unstable. You can wait and see if it becomes available again, or you can restart your computer.>*Press any key to return to Windows and wait.>*Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will lose unsaved unformation in any programs that are running.>Press any key to continue _
>>24667866>No matter how many times I see this video, I am horrified every time.
>>24667830"I mean.... He wasn't gonna do much anyway...""Hey you dead losers! Check it!""Two against one!""Think the demon can prevail?! Or will those two freaks come up with some plan to kill that spartan jerk?!"
>>24667903...I think...we have to abandon the idea of peaceful means.>We do?Yeah, we do. We gotta swag out.>We do?We do...>Siiiiiigh...I know, I know, but like...for Grenade, right?>Yeah, I know...
>>24667903>Don and Chief were old pals at least. But in the chaos of these games, the MCPO knew he wouldn't be able to trust her. >And analysis from Cortana on Asagi told him she was going to be her own special problem. >No matter, the Chief WOULD prevail in the end! And he'd start by finding useful equipment or supplies as he went foraging.
>>24667903>It had to have been the E.G.O Gear and the pursuit of indiscriminate justice that prevented Don from recognizing Chief as an ally. The same could be said for Asagi, were she to ever step out of line and become perceived as "evil". Her muscles clenched as she saw to the rest of of her seemingly noble quest.I swore for thy sake of mine allies and thy innocents...I will protect all that is good.
>>24667903"Wait, never mind. One of them was stupid and died....">>24667985"Ya really should leave the rampaging to brutes.... Humans just ain't build like those hairy ugly and big monkeys....."Last call for bets from you dead losers!"
>>24668013It was some good cardio!...Y'know, for the moment! Uh...Hm...>Ghosts...can they bet? Let's find out!ALL IN ON TEAM GRENADE, I'VE GOT A PARLAY WORTH A MORTGAGE RUNNING LIVE!!!
>>24668013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHd5LohpOo"Chief, something doesn't feel right here..." Yeah. >Could it be the fact that he'd probably have to face a now armed and deadly Don? Or perhaps something else entirely?
>>24668013>With nothing stopping her oneminded pursuit as this point and Gear synchronizing itself with her mind to the point of arguably corrupting it, the death of her final ally only emboldened her.Nngh! Am I just like them? Nay... They would want me to cleanse thy evil that hath caused this meaningless loss of life. For justice! I persist!>Equipping herself with the looted laser rifle, everything else was brushed off as white noise. As the Magical Maiden, evil may be gone at last or she will die nobly.
>>24668013"OH C'MON!" "You had ALL THE CHANCES TO WIN! CRAZY HUMANS SUCK!">>24668023"Welp... I ain't sorry.">>24668031>[ That horible feeling is YOU being watched by an envious and dreaded enittiy Chief.....]https://litter.catbox.moe/b7f8w0xex0a3lxd7.jpg
>>24668043>Asagi doesn't wait to immediately exorcise herself from the living realm entirely.>gratzysasugaaaaaaaaaaa
>>24668043>Press any key to continue._
>>24668043>At long last, she finds peace through a merciful death. Perhaps Don can clear her head once Dante revives her.>Thanks for hosting!>Congratulations (and thank you for knocking some sense into Don), Chief.
>>24668043>Cucktana......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8NmynhfeUs>If nothing else, the Chief did it! Against all odds he had succeeded where others failed and triumphed over the opposition! And all he had to do was shoot an old friend of his...
>>24668043>Thank you.
>>24668043"Welp.... All of you suck! For letting THIS JERK WIN!"(Here's the silde where he does for those interested.) https://litter.catbox.moe/pfe8py81nad2fa64.png>>24668058"I gotta a key for ya!">[ By key he means, YEETing a plasma grenade! ]
>>24668070>He's looking fabulous.>Congratulations.>And thank you.
>>24668043Congratulations and thank you.
>>24668070Oh dear...>(Thank you for the opportunity!)>>24668075>>24668065>(Are we ready to continue from yesterday?)
>>24668050>>24668064>>24668066>>24668075>>24668081"Yeah.Yeah""You losers know the program. Tune into Glibnub’s free broadcasting! COLD HARD TRUTHS and existential dread, endless suffering for your meaningless lives and my viewing pleasure from the safety of this booth!"(Thanks for playing y'all. Round two shorty)
>>24668050>>24668058>>24668064 (He did what was unfortunately necessary. A shame we couldn't team up this time around!) >>24668066>>24668070>>24668075>>24668081>>24668083>Still wearing his non-standard "uniform", the SPARTAN snapped off a crisp salute to the others. "Well done Chief! We did it for the Combined Fleet!" >>24668083>Wish I could, but I have work in the morning and have to get to bed soon. Do you think we can maybe resume sometime tomorrow if that's cool?
>>24668065You know the drill. Full body transparent image of John Halo.And for the rest of those in the combined fleet team. If you have a full-body image, preferably with a transparent background, that would be appreciated.
>>24668083>>24668090>I wouldn't said I'm game, but IRL takes priority.
>>24668097*Would've bah
>>24668096I forget there's also the roster overview. But yeah calling for the Combined Fleet to post images for the team card, give me a few days,
>>24668070>https://youtu.be/1jgoelxw_eg?t=4
>>24668070ggwp
>>24668096>Yee, hope this will work for you. Thanks again for the game.
>>24668090>>24668097>(Understandable! I'll see if I can slip by then!)>>24668096Whoaaaaah! Urgh, bloody hell! Jeez, I told you this was too much! Eh? We won? I guess the foot troops really are starting to bridge the gap.>(Would this suffice?)
>>24668119"HA!""Now let's get bloody! Send up「8,10 or 12」""ROUND 2! No teams! Free for All! Non-stop action!">Perks-no perk -leader -peaceful -sociopath -kind-unstable -bulky -meek -naïve -devious-seductive -suicidal -cute -annoying -scrappy-survivalist -rich -inventor -goth -lunatic> A tool-no tool -big stick -pitchfork -sword -axe-handgun -shotgun -grenade -slingshot -bow-flamethrower -rocket launcher -laser gun -magic wand -ancient sceptre-pet wolf -pet tiger -pet turtle -wish ring>>24668128>>24668136(Thanks, next week I'll have something; I'm going to be busy this weekend.)
>>24668138Cabinet Man>unstable inventor>no tool
>>24668097>>24668136>Thanks guys, you have a good night and I'll hope to see you around! >>24668138M850 Grizzly >Bulky, Sociopath >Rocket Launcher >Filler, I'm going to bed so feel free to replace if needed.
>>24668155Have a good one m80
>>24668138Bache>Bulky, Seductive>Rocket Launcher
>>24668138EzDevious, Survivalist
>>24668138Chaika>Naive, Cute>Lasergun
>>24668138Javelin>Bulky, Scrappy>Rocket Launcher
>>24668138YeonPeaceful, KindPet turtle
>>24668138Nitori Kawashiro>Inventor, Survivalist>Laser Gun
>>246681967/8Also MB for the peeps I left hanging a day ago, overestimated life energy when I was crashing at a friend's place.
>>24668138Loona Wolf>Seductive>Goth>Handgun
>>24668138Cheyanne>Survivalist, Kind>Laser Gun
>>24668211>Hello, I am those peeps. All is forgiven.
>>24668213(Added you)"Good! More fighting! For you slowpokes, you got five minutes to join!"
>>24668216Adding you, also M or F?
>>24668138Sunflower Fairy Who Will Poke the Cabinet Man's Organs With a Stick if She Wins>Meek, Naïve>Big stick
>>24668221Press start!
>>24668221Looking at this roster, I see nine victims and then me.
>>24668227>Female
>>24668221>Femoid blue woman.
>>24668221>The steady whir of a full-sized battery turrets positioning their firing solutions ominously accompanied the gaudy entrant of black and gold.You suckers think you can defeat me? That's funny!
>>24668221Different things all the time, yet the same deal...eugh...>No matter! The mission was all the same! Hauling, looting, and everything in between!Right then...
>>24668221Danke, Glibnub!
>>24668230Added>>24668234Okay>>24668243noted>>24668218Was probably going to be a one and done thing."Last check! We go soon!"
>>24668259"And by soon I mean NOW!""She was a failure at being a leader! And NOOOOOOWW she's a failure at being a solo fighter.... HAHAH!"
>>24668259Destroyer Squadron, J-Class, Javelin! Sortieing! Here we go.
>>24668259>Little man got a little turtleoid stolen from him by a big turtleoid. This is the way of the world.>>24668270>Canonical dislike: Fights
>>24668270No more, the sun shall rise...
>>24668270Confusion, shock!
>>24668270>Before she could even truly commit herself to the fight, the warship spirit would feel extreme heat coursing through her hull, immediately recognizing what had befallen her as the scent of vaporized metal wafted through the air.Oh my, so that's how it feels... This is as far as I go I guess...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDSpAz43Mu4
>>24668270Not too sure what I'll be lying about yet but I'm sure I'll come up with something.
>24668270"Oh man.... blue thing ain't stopping any time soon.... KEEP IT UP!""Too bad ya took the little plant human outta it's job!" "Small human is stupid. Give me something new!">>24668273>>24668298"Destroyer, huh...? You really lived up to that title! HAHA!">>24668284"That makes it easy for the other blue thing to win!">>24668295>>24668297"Both of ya!""Do something already!"
>>24668270See this RUR-4? It pops off rockets off my deck, and other places too if I had to guess! Heh!>>24668306Don't you agree I deserve some place with higher class?
>>24668306Of all the people to ever pass through the Arena, I alone have earned the title of 'survivalist.'
>>24668270>BRAAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!!!...Looks like this one works just fine...Sorry, I'll be taking you...>(+1 (One) MG-Grade Rocket Launcher!)...And...>The kappa found herself pausing for a moment, looking over the corpse......What is with these parts? Are those permanent fixtures? No, it doesn't look like it, but that's metal all the same! Interesting...>>24668306>She'd debate looking into it more if the threat of death weren't so close by!>[GRAZE!]Oi!>An Arcade Cabinet!>...Or rather, the remains of one, Nitori's trigger finger on point as she weaved through the treeline, zapping anything that dared move! Even the passerby!
>>24668306>>24668319The turtle is now your duty. Feed him a slice of watermelon once a week...no more...no...less....
>>24668306"Awww man.... beast thing was doingg pretty goooood.....!""Other small human is useless and stupid! No surprise there!" >>24668318"I would say something....BUUUUUUUT I'll just laught instead... HA!>>24668315"How about that ground? That suits ya better! Ya useless little human!"
>>24668306I can't help it, I'm covered in spiders over here!... Where's my gun...
>>24668270>Humming away faintly behind the cabinet's screen, a tired brain ponders the best way to survive the upcoming couple of...days? Hours? Hard to tell what a round is in this sim tbqh>>24668306>>24668319>With a blood-chilling series of ear-splitting beeps and bleeps, the bulky box charges towards its victim on its spindly, mechanical limbs. What it had failed to account for was the target having a fucking gun, and before it could compute how to dodge the blast, it was lights out. Guess that battle cry gave its position away somewhat.Game over!
>>24668326Oh there's my gun!!Oh, and there's my blood too!Neat!
>>24668326It's fine. I live on.
>>24668326(Skipping a few days)"Blue thing has my vote, eh the rest of ya can kinda win. Doubt it"
>>24668324E-Eh?>Yeah, that's a turtle all right! There would be a rejection to such...>Had death not kicked in. Turns out you need organs to live! Interesting!...Honestly...>+1 (One) Pet Turtle!>>24668326Expiring with my wares doesn't sport a negative......But I'd rather not die either. What a pain, what a pain...Maybe they'll kill each other off before I find myself in a less-than-ideal situation...>>24668343Hold still for me.>BANG!Thaaaaa~nk you very much!
>>24668343>>24668326Gundo. Powerful...>Even if she hasn't used it yet.
>>24668343>On the one hand, his organs were safe for another day, but on the other, he was really hoping that someone would take that lady out already.
>>24668319>A curious existence: the bulk of her equipment appeared to be affixed to her midsection by a series of bolts that ought to had been invasive, yet seemed to provide bonding in spite of stopping short of their host's skin. Tiny sailors could be glimpsed clamoring out of the fallen combatant's rigging in a panic, and before long the enigmatic girl's remains would begin a process which could only be described as sinking, body sliding toward the nearest body of water to disappear into.
>>24668343(Well shit. 1st ever killing spree earn)"LOOK AT IT GO! Small humans love killing each other... why is that?""Hey you dead losers! Make bets on who's gonna win! Small human or big tank thing!"
>>24668326>Bache might have had the strength to crush her competition like an egg->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmuR-IDSi4>But none of her navigational equipment was tuned for dry land, and her extra tons only worked to seal the deal when she came upon unsteady ground!Aw, WEAKSAUCE!
>>24668364>The trap ensnares Chaika, and before she can even utter a sound, she's shot full of holes!
>>24668360>>24668364>Something to recall and note down while she's actively watching someone suffer! Small humans inside a big human's rigging?...I should've gotten a proper looksee at the interior design. Those didn't seem like anything inorganically crafted...>BANGBANGBANG!!!...Maybe they were Inchlings themselves...
>>24668364https://youtube.com/shorts/tNgvHUyhCCo?si=dd6LYz3kUj8Fw8jC"I mean......... Should I be upset about this... It was gonna happen...."
>>24668364Is it even possible for the M850 to lose?
>>24668391>It WAS a tank, after all....You gotta be kidding->There was nothing but gibs!
>>24668391>>24668393FUCK!... Still called it...Thank you so much for the two games, Glibnub!Congratulations to the war tank of death!
>>24668391>https://youtu.be/S7lvrg4yzAcWinner, congratulate! Host, grateful!
>>24668391(And here comes the Killjoy..)"I am not sure, I should be mad or not......">>24668393"I mean, it was obvious!">[ Glibnub totally didn't bet on the blue thing to win. He definetly is not losing some credits right now............ ]>>24668397"You OWE ME MONEY!"
>>24668270>She had a mission, and she intended to settle it expediently.>>24668306めちゃ楽しい!>>24668333>>24668326持ってくる。>Dogs like sticks, right? The fairy would jam her own into the yapping hound's maw.
>>24668348>>24668343>The threat of a thorough poking was averted for both herself and the enterprising sunflower fairy's intended target...>>24668391>Yet not the threat of being tank'd.>>24668410>Thank you.
>>24668410You owe ME money! Who ok'd a tank?!>gratzysasuga
>>24668410I'll be back to smack the crap outta you dolts, just you waaaaaait!>Thanks for hosting!
>>24668410>Thanks and spanks
>>24668410>M850 Grizzly, what more needs to be said?>(Again, thank you for the opportunity!)
(For anyone who's interested, this is the slide tank dies.)https://litter.catbox.moe/ffamohdlphyjhqal.png>>24668400>>24668409>>24668420>>24668425"Yeah.Yeah""You losers know the program. Tune into Glibnub’s free broadcasting! COLD HARD TRUTHS and existential dread, endless suffering for your meaningless lives and my viewing pleasure from the safety of this booth!"(Thanks for playing y'all. That's it for me Switching to Mobile and lurking.)>>24668421"Just you wait small human! I'll put a bounty on ya head! You'll see!"(Thanks for playing)
>>24668410ggwp
>>24668410AFK buff has prevailed.Congratulations.And thank you.
>>24668410>Congrats and thanks!
(On mobile)>>24668433>>24668438>>24668439>>24668440Thanks for playing.>>24668430Thanks for playing. Also were you the one who posted Robotnik last game. Lenny(?)
>>24668457>Aye, that was me>Thanks for hosting that last game too
>>24668481Good to know. But refer to this >>24668096A full-body image of Robotnik, preferably with a transparent background
>>24668492>Oh whoops. Here's a fairly dynamic one for ya>>24668096
>>24668502Thank you. Within days to weeks, I'll have a team card. Back to lurking:Swing a (You) my way if there are sessions on hold or if you have an idea in mind with my roster.
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