Bretniey Edition>FTL News:--James Drake's camping trip, July 22nd--Bitchtank 2nd anniversary restream 7/19-8/1on Fishtank Archive's YouTube channel>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>24668614
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>>24669341>Update king but your legacy closed>Ultimate diss, watch your whole empire implode
>>24669375how does he even do it
>>24669372that butt looks stinky
>>24669372>>24669379BINX STINX
i for one support coneheads new career as a rap artist
wn2b evolving as ppl
>>24669372women spend thousands to look weird instead of just doing squats and looking sexy
>>24669382It's not even rap it's like a metal song or smth
i got the dog ad :)
>>24669388nu-metal
>Guppy chaser, thread baker, get the fuck outside >Cancelled on X, banned from the bant tideCan he ever recover from this?
>>24669393More like poo metal lol
#fishtanklive #elestanque
>Skull Hyde stalk you in the dark, gonna get you they say
you don't hate fishtank enough 4 giving ppl like skull hyde platforms
you don't love fishtank enough for giving people like skull hyde a platform to embarrass themselves
>>24669407who
>>24669405goyim like him make me want to move to israel and switch sides
>>24669382>>24669388Conehead is the only guy that still dresses like this and listens to Rap Metal in 2026
Alright Netherlands, you're going to the shadow zone with Israel and the UK
>>24669416the most millennial person ever
does anyone have the one where he's wearing shades and wigger chains around his neck that one is funnier
>>24669382It’s AI
>>24669405He’s right about Sam Hyde
>>24669421No it’s not, he wrote it himself
I wish skeef was more connected to the fishtank community so i could discuss him here. i'm not gay but he is the most attractive man i've ever seen.
>>24669425You can be gay if you want to
>>24669423
>>24669425post the full body
>>24669425He was involved with extreme peace so there is that.
>>24669425feef > skeef
>>24669372>>24669379more like bbl stinky
this is your sister
>>24669409too muscular I don't like strong womenfeels like they're larping as men
>>24669438ur larping as a man
>>24669438yeah you like teenagers and kids instead
>>24669375we stayin in tha hood wid this one
>>24669439I'm high Tb I think I never cry or get depressed That would be womanly and BETA>>24669440only the ones that are 18+ I think
>>24669415james drake?
>>24669405>His diss track still has 0 likes and only 300 views after 5 hoursI think we're the only people that even know who he is
>>24669443T I mean not tb
>>24669438She’s not even muscular, retard. She looks like a runner like slightly above average fit.
cone head 360 deal
>>24669443>Im high yeah no shit
>>24669447that's too much muscle women should be weak and dainty
>>24669451Are you scared of her?
what do women need to run for anyway the kitchen isn't that big slow down goofy aahhh aahh you're gonna trip over your vacuum cleaner and mop bucket
conehead full album: bad to the cone
Ice cream cone
big ol bentley is a spaceshipcall me on my phone i dont say shit
>>24669444James Worleyhttps://scored.co/c/IP2Always/p/1ATBvGCD57
>>24669456>>24669459Ice Cream Cone rap would be fire emoji
I hope cryo starts doing gambling content when he moves to vegas, Taylor would be pissed if he made a video and said "back at the casino"
cone thugs n harmony
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffySkip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart SandyGot my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddyI'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the lineKinda like close encounters of the cavity kindI'm talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smilesI want candy, I got a sugar toothPut on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause I wanna knock bootsLick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droopsGumdrop that don't stop til' its licked knot looseCandy... candy...I need candy bubble gum, and taffyGet in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nastyDo it till your dad sees, embarrass your whole familyJust 'cause you came between a kid and his candyI need candy, any kind'll doDon't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on boozeA hyperactive juice that only I can produceAnd fuel a giant drill, bore straight into HellReleasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spellSo they can walk upon the earth, and get resituatedAnd Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has createdI need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm deadI'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!Where you keepin' all the candy?!Who made you candy king?!If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to schoolCandy, at school, at lunch in the afternoonCandy, its good, on your way home from schoolCandy, at diner, at dinner, in bed!Mess up the mix, mix up the messCome on down yo, here's the addressAt 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,Right next to, gentlemen's club.
Diamond on my fyp
>>24669453scared of what I might findshe could have a huge clit
>>24669469She’s everywhere
>>24669470If it makes you feel better, I have extra testosterone and my clit is normal, I just have a beard
>>24669472I don't mind a little bit of girl stache actually My ex used to freak out about hers and burn it off with Nair but it wasn't even that noticeable
>>24669390schmitty dawg
>>24669475Bruh
>>24669475IDC about my stache but I keep getting more hair under my chin so taking medication for it before I become a bearded lady
>>24669478She is unaware of the situation
The Sega Saturn is an amazing consoleLook at all that SOVL
>>24669472Julius???
>>24669487sleepy schmitty dawg
>>24669490This vid went big on twitter but I accidentally deleted it
>>24669493Bigger than the Daniel vid?
>>24669496No I think it was like 150 rt
>>24669475This nigga
MC Pee Pants doesn't just want candy anymore that's childishHe NEEDS it
AGH MY KNEE!
>>24669485>>24669500?that's just a random e-girl don't worry
>>24669504r u okay
sometimes klaus does seem to be the only straight guy in here
grimhttps://scored.co/c/IP2Always/p/1ATBvGCUOl
https://scored.co/c/IP2Always/p/1ATBvGDrJF
>>24669512the last straight male on /ftl/
>>24669510I am now, I just needed to know someone in the world cared. Thank u
>>24669507u kiss stached women
driving in this mess everyday must be hell
>>24669518I liked that movie when I was a kid, haven't seen it since
>>24669522Imagine the smell chat
https://scored.co/c/IP2Always/p/1ATBvGCD58this will end badly
https://scored.co/c/IP2Always/p/1ATBqieKJD>>24669521I would have but she always burned it off first with hair removal cream
Imagine charging into battle as the last Samurai knowing that the glory of a good death is greater than anything you could ever experience on earth since you've already had sex with a consenting and alive of age femaleThere would be no reservations, only glory and spectacle
>>24669522can you even drive?
>>24669533yeah just not on XanaxI totalled a few cars that way
Did a sober mind concoct this?
>>24669536Ask grok
>>24669528u wild for that
>>24669538Why would I do that?
the klaus falls obsessively in love with schmitty arc is going to be crazee chat i think
>>24669540not rlya little peach fuzz is natural doggie>>24669541because you're retarded probably? I don't know why you need AI to do everything nigga I'm not you
>>24669546I can't she has a boyfriend chatthat's bad karma I think
>>24669548I don’t even know what you’re trying to say. It’s not a complicated question that would even need AI.
>>24669551Jet should send you a gift basket or some free tokens for the website next seasonYou're helping make these threads look way more active than they actually are with the amount of samefagging and ID hopping you do
>>24669550its in motion already, klaus. you resisted the urge to rizz direnc but schmitty came to you. what where you supposed to do? its not your fault, klaus. its never your fault...
>>24669554they're both off limits until they break up with their boyfriends I think
>>24669553What on G*d’s green Earth are you talking about?Did your brother exist? AI can’t tell me that.
>>24669556you're a good shill Matthew Sam Hyde would be proud He probably likes that you're harassing his ex girlfriend all the time too lol
>>24669548This is ur ideal woman I think
Jetcuck ass fool
>>24669555that's what your brain is making you type, but your heart... oh your heart is telling a different story, little klaus. don't try to deny it. its not healthy i think. also its content
>>24669558alright let's chill it wasn't a that bad doggieit was more like this girl I think
>>24669557Are you trying to convince Jet Neptune that I’m Matthew? That’s insanely cool.Anyways, was bro real or not?
Maybe not even that noticeableBecause she would burn it off before then lol
>>24669558
>>24669560>also its contentmore like cucktentbad karma doggiecan't do it
I’m not klaus type. We can just be friends
>>24669514>crying in front of a girl you met 2 days ago
>>24669468I <3 ATHF
>>24669568klaus, you are not understanding.you already fell for schmitty.i know because i've seen this before. with summer, with lux, with peggy. love has blossomed doggie and it ain't your fault, you're not about that cucktent shit we know... but she got ya. she came to you and she got ya good.it's not your fault klaus. but you can't deny your heart...
>>24669572That guy looks like he's 50 years old too lolhttps://scored.co/c/IP2Always/p/1ATBvGDaWj
Why does everyone in North America pretend like they always loved soccer all of a sudden lmfao. Very, very cringe stuff.Soccer is objectively gay and is a sport solely appreciated by brown folks and giant pussies the world over
>>24669573it's so good>>24669574you guys keep trying to ship me with other bant posters but it never works out I don't think
@klausWhat’s the veracity of this statement?
>>24669580go back to your retarded schizo posts that no one gives (You)s to and stop bitching over fútbol
>>24669570So you got tired of saving pictures of treefingers dick and now you're starting your Klaus folder there big guy?Not helping the accusations of your being a faggot, you know. How many pictures of other men and other men's penises do you have saved and catalogued?
Jin when is Cole coming back on IG
>>24669584Brown and gay
>>24669585You’re being histrionic rn
Also low IQ
>>24669581The way to hit the nail on the head once is to hit the horseshoe a hundred times.- Miguel de Unamuno
>>24669589Oh you saved a post that you made on a vpn lmao. Good work faggot.
>>24669592I'm just gonna stay asexual until I can marry Mimi I think
>>24669586Idk I only talk to him through insta so if his insta's gone I have no way of contacting him
>>24669593Imagine getting wax poetic about klaus and then calling someone else a fag LOL
>>24669594you keep sayin' that to yourself, klaus. but when the time comes... don't be afraid to give LOVE a chance <3
>>24669596He didn't give you his number? what an asshole
You think I don't see your moves there killer? You're basic as shit. Simple minded.
>>24669594I think u need to become her top Kofi donator before she notices u
>>24669594>t.
Anyways I'm sorry Spain, England and soccer fans the world over. Soccer isn't gay, that's not right I take it back. But spending all day saving pictures of other men to your device certainly is.Blessings of the day to all soccer fans
>>24669603True but I still need your guys help to come up with a super cool W rizz opening line I think
Type shi klaus attaches to his posts
>>24669608Jin would smash if she had big tits
There, now we can be friends again
I'm glad we're all friends here on /ftl/ again W friendship
>>24669606its all love brother. hockey seems pretty fun
>>24669612It's about solidarity and peace of mind
i love my friends from /ftl/
>>24669612You say revolver with one post and then 9mm with another. Which is it and why do you joke about his death and then pretend to be hurt about it?
my best friend claire died in a car accident lawsuit four weeks ago. she's dead and gone. riverdale is her favorite place. I'm gonna build her a parking lot. you don't have be a musician to be an eddie rocker. sam hyde is an eddie rocker.my other best friend cryokeen is drinking again. he's back in laundry room rehab for his sixteenth time. good luck with that one. sick of the bullshit. sick of all this shit. I don't go on the fishtank site anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. four seasons I wasted, laughing at AI slop on bant, chit chatting with fucking nobodies. now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
>>24669621You’re mentally 14.
>>24669618the revolver takes 9mm rounds? does this make sense, american friends?klaus would never lie about himself, especially about his dear late broher i think
>floods and tornados in texas just before drakes camping trip
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on. Payback's a bitch motherfucker.WOOOOO-OH-OH-OH-OH-OHCAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED
>>24669625some revolvers chamber in 9mm yea Ruger lcp is a pretty famous one
>>24669575Simps are bad people
LCR I mean oops
>>24669625No, he said what the model was but then claims here that it was a suicide video he took Deer Hunter style >>24669583I’m scared that this gun he was flexing on us was the one his brother used, or even more terrifying, a screenshot from the su*cide tape…
I hope someone donates to mimi warning her about klaus and telling her he obsesses about her on 4chan 24/7
The lcp is cool too doh
>>24669633I will be doing this on her stream and then marrying her after significant donations.
>>24669635you can't cuck klaus doggie its bad karma i think
I hope Matthew stops talking to himself someday
>>24669571felted and friendzoned, again
>>24669637He has no karmic standing actually.
>>24669607I thought u had like meth unc rizz or smth, why do u need us to ghost write for u all of a sudden
It wouldnt have worked out anyway. Schmitty knows I only have love for Mimi
>>24669645I want to make it like a group project Where you guys help me rizz up cute e-girls
>55 posts from this ID
stop post count shaming me
Evil Jet fears god
>>24669648>Has to get a bunch of autists to write his pick up lines for himI'm beginning to think all ur stories about wooing ladies were fake... -_-
KAW>>24669663it was easier back in the chadlennial days before social mediayou just had to get her AIM/MSN messenger username or phone number
>>24669661Jet is scared of the self cleaning abuse portal I opened to remove all evil
>>24669668Anus not abuse wtf
everyone knows why klaus hasnt dm'ed mimi right? like its sooo obvious...
shadi what do you think about klaus' love life?
>>24669670I forgot my kofi username and pw
pop quiz chatdoes everyone know what lcp stands for
>>24669661
>>24669669anus abuse portal
>>24669677insane claudia pussy
Sometimes it scares me how many different egirls that Klaussy posts. There’s too many women posting provocative photos online.
Evil Jet coming forward to police to expose Sam & Vance for the Summer basement rapes
>>24669680that's ICP not LCP
>>24669663He had drugs before
>>24669671Im not sure >>24669679We are growing past this
Maybe Bashir is right and we do need Islam to take over chat
>>24669681Agreed.
>>24669696make a wild guess thenalso are you going to support spain or argentina
too many women are being HOE WHORES on the internet let's put them in burkas
