Set A Coarse For Adventure Edition https://youtu.be/m2ugQ190hkc?si=l03og7-RIuFuM7io>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Alternate Investmentinghttps://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-legohttps://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htmhttps://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing>Misc:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://bad-dragon.com>Anons in trouble https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-mattershttps://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention>For Swiftiehttps://youtu.be/m8xJxPlmlxc?si=YHKbUk6rXNIxaptC
Will our hero learn to dance cha cha cha?Become the trivia champion?Find true love?Tune in an see
>>24669531very offensive thread that goes against everything I believe in. I want to make it absolutely clear to all the evil nazis ITT that I only post here out of protest
I'll admit I was on a boat once to travel to england. There was a pretty girl looking at me but I didn't have the guts to speak to her. That was a long time ago but I still consider it the moment "it all went wrong"
that and some beatiful bubble tea girl in the netherlands I didn't have the guts to ask out
but I on both occasions I very stoned so that was my excuse and I could have imagined everything after all
>>24669569You big dummy
>>24669582that is how the average macedonian person will look like in 20 years
>>24669582I hope you are prepared for that and have opened your heart to them like me
>>24669582I for one have forgiven the bracelet scammers that have made me look like a cuck in front of my girlfriend when I was 18 in france probably ruining my life, knowing that they are just good for the economy as tourists rarely come back to the same place anyway. So I'm ok with the fact they make up to 40k a month without paying taxes
>>24669582I also have forgiven the one who threw me out of my hotel without my luggage landing me in jail and losing the friend I was with because we were drinking with 2 hot white girls in my room and he was not ok with that
>>24669582and finally I have also forgiven the one who hit me over the head from behind for no reason at all making me fall down a flight of stairs breaking my kneecap
>>24669582oh and I already almost forgot about the two who put their naked ass in my face in public transport because I was looking all depressed as my father had died the day before
>>24669582so what are your reasons to hate them? I have none
actually to the contrary I have developed lots of emphathy out of that process
*empathy
gtg make mom happy
Swiftie, you really need to get outside. Go climb a mountain until you see snow, go swim in a lake, or maybe a nice ski trip. Hopefully Schizoanon will get your head right when he arrives.
Anyone see anything exciting happening with the market? I have been so bored this week. Maybe I should find some new retard YouTuber to listen to. Perhaps a women of color in an investment club or something along those lines.
>>24670341Look into what's happening with the Koreans, they gettin margin called left and right in the last week or so
I recently found out my online dating match range is pretty bad. Maybe I am ugly ;(((
But I do have nothing else to do so it would be really unfair if I wasn't so it's ok g_d
>>24670838*rate
TEAMI just took a HUUUGE shitmaybe the biggest EVERalmost clogged the toilet
holy shit I feel depleted like I just gave birth
I bet if people found this in the woods they would think this was a large animal
>>24670647Just read up on the Korean thing. I guess this kind of explains what’s going on with SOXL as well. This too shall pass. Since I identify as an oil tranny anyway this doesn’t affect me as much. Even my RIG shares are in the green which hardly ever happens.
>>24671125If an Indian found it would they worship it as a god?
Sorry for not updating... i bought a LOT of soxl today, over 100k worth, down a few thousand right now but optimistic and glad for the opportunity. Feel really strongly we should be much higher. Penelope is in a mania over on biz, she made nearly 2k today on the market (lol)Saw a good show and jist had a delicious meal, unwinding with a cup of tea, really sweated the market today and made a lot of buys. Boat gets to southhampton tomorrow, will be in hamburg in 2.5 days
>>24671919I kinda wanna know but also don't because knowing what they might do with it could fix me up with some of these disgusting fetishes
>>24671919I wouldn't wanna be like the guys in dubai who shit on 18yo white girls every day just because they are rich enough to afford it
>>24671940>made 2kWell good for her. I remember those days with a touch of nostalgic fondness. I do hope you didn’t put it down. 2k was once a lot for all of us at one point. What I had to discover was as my portfolio got bigger, so did the swings and for a while I wasn’t emotionally prepared for it. Being down $200 wasn’t bad but start moving that decimal point to the left and shit gets real bad, real quick. Tell her to start looking at her gains and losses in percentages and not dollars. It’s a more realistic measurement in my opinion and allows and person to think more logically. Hope the trip is going well and you are learning lots of new skills.
>>24672213I didnt mock it there, just here. She is still way too conservative and bearish. Trip is going ok, not making the most of it, you really need to dance and have a partner for that, but im talking way more than comfortable, going to shows every night, eating good and working out, so it could be worse.
The last 1 month has been completely shit for me and I officially hate my life. The last 2 months have also kind of sucked.
>>24672836Summer has been sucking fo me, I'd go insane if not for the world cup to watch. Now it's over, only early stage champions league remains, but it's only 4 match days spread out. But I got a new book to read, and the big dawgs trickle back in August so I can and will survive.
>>24672779Know how to dance before you go on a ship and take lessons is a good tip. I will keep that in mind if I ever take one myself. I’ve always wanted to learn the Zorba dance myself. If only to make Greeks seethe.
>>24669666fed
>>24675160Its more advice for the queen mary, not sure about other cruises. Drinking is another big thing, if you arent into booze it might not be your thing either. I havent tried others but i hear holland america is also fancy themed and has really good food. If you take one you should definitely look for one that caters to things you like, some are more party themed others more tourism
Opex today, gemini says a bounce is likely... not seeing it in futures tho
More cruise advice is to wait to buy a ticket and be flexible, if you get a last minute ticket you can get a very steep discount, i paid 1800 for my tickets but 2 weeks before departure they were going for 900, only thing is thats not a guarantee, it might fill up
>>24669666lol
Had a nap and dreamed i stayed with swifties family. He was unfriendly, his dad did meditation in his underwear and his sister touched my penis
How long will the Korean purge go on? I see many SOXL cheapies in my near future. The sand people war is bumping up my oil stocks nicely. I passed another 100k milestone. Pretty sure it won’t last long. RIG is going back down which tells me insiders see some kind of solution on the horizon. I only hold this stock so I can inverse what it does. >>24677326Sister mating general strikes again. What was the mom doing? IRL how’s it going with the red head? Are we going to get some pix?
>>24678039>Solution on the horizonYou're making the mistake of thinking any of these people think long term and that all parties involved are willing to accept a solution that is aligned to the current possible options available to them. It's also assuming any sort of agreement won't immediately be violated, which it will, because there are interested parties who can easily game the situation with little to no effortThe parameters for what the Israelis consider a victory are practically impossible to meet without a ground invasion and even in that case they are dubious.
Black Supremacy!
>>24678039No, she left the boat today, a bunch of british boozecruisers boarded though, fuller ship and younger crowd, i get off in 2 days tho
I have 1000 shares of soxl at 141 average... hoping we get another big move and i can unload for a profit
>>24677326I'm too hungry to respond to that obviously perverse and disgusting family fantasy of yours. I think I am still too fat. Made chatti make pictures of me with more weight loss wich is what made me realize I'm not perfect yet. I desperately want to be perfect though for when I meet my beloved penelope and if it's only for a couple of months as I like eating food probably too much to keep this shit up. I also realized that people who love dieting are probably just too stupid to cook really tasty food anyway so they basically choose another niché. I lose weight with mostly comfort food says chatti and sometimes it's really hard. Haven't slept well etc.
>>24678824Ill be in hamburg on the 19th, last few days to decide. I am thinking of going to italy after, i have a 3 day stay in a hotel in hamburg lined up, gonna use it to plan out my next destination, probably going straight to venice, then find a nice beach on the adriatic coast to relax on, then hit naples rome paris and amsterdam on my way to london
Final verdict on the queen mary is that its a cozy way to cross the atlantic if time is no object. It can be really great if you bring a sweetheart along too. If you just wanna transit though you should be smarter than me and book a last minute crossing, that is even cheaper than a flight, my price was about the same, harder to do that with a return trip though but you can always fly. Food is good, entertainment is pretty good too, crowd is really old but very friendly.
Just recovered from the poop parasite. What a miserable experience. One of the turkroaches must have cast a curse on me.
>>24682816it's because nobody lieks jews
>>24682816gnihihihihihi
I have to hit the slots. I've been thinking about scoopsies.
That black little nugget has been on my mind.
I miss baggot too.
>no way to make it because I was fudded out back in december>now I need some knd of schrodinger's cat bounce on everything to get out
He's the blackest human being i've ever seen.
>>24684095bongs are disgusting for putting fries into everything. There are no fries in a kebab!!!!!!!!!
Its another dress up night -_- should have came prepared. Oh well. Last day aboard, will get situated in hamburg then plan next stop. Reconsidered things yesterday, may go straight to amsterdam, do want to do mushrooms, might then just go to london, maybe an english seaside town. Still dont know what i wanna do. Wish i had someone to share this with, someone to hold... thats what i really want. Stressing about soxl too, 50 hours til market open and hoping for the best, but worried ngl.
>>24682816Glad you’re feeling better. Go easy on the Taco Bell for a bit. I’m wondering if you lost any weight during the ordeal. This would turn the curse into a blessing. How’s the leaf fire smoke these days? You guys affected at all?
>Selling Pokemon Cards across europe>Germany>France>belgium>Denmark>and>one package arrived 07.07. but the guy wasn't at home>last sunday I initiated a process that will grant me the money even if he doesn't confirm arrival after 7 days (I even waited til sunday, even though I could have initiated friday)>Tomorrow I would have gotten the money, 7 days passing>Nigger blocks my move today morning>It's a Greek>From Ioannina>Surname indicates Albanian descent (Souliote)Absoute nigger, this guy probably still has too much albanian DNA. Does this faggot think I can't just come visit him if he tries some shit?
I've told my parents several times, that here and even if I was to go back to Greece I'm not going to do business with greeks and this confirms it once again
Kauft nicht beim Griechen!
I will miss sleeping on the boat, i love the rocking motion. napping a lot today
>>24685520Were there no red flags noticed before you sent the cards? What platform are you selling the cards on?
>>24685718Cardmarket.comSeems to be the largest cardselling network in europe. The redflag unironically was his name, I expected it to be of this direction when I saw it. I contacted him now, but I also contacted DHL. Not gonna let that slip. Either I get all the money (as if the sale was successful) or the very least I get the cards back + all shipment payments refunded. For 11 days the parcel is in his city, more than enough time to pick it up.
just stepped on the scale and saw a weight I haven't seen for almost 20 yearsand I ate today.
>>24685308I lost 15lbs in a week, it was an aggressive illness. The leaf smoke is annoying as shit too. This July has been a bust.
>>24685656i had mal de debarquement for almost a week after my last cruise. you'd like it if it happens to you.
last time I went swimming and bragging about how good I am I forgot my swimming glasses and had to swim like a loser
>>24687125I think i would like that. Told a girl her gown was beautiful and she acted like she didnt hear
Elbe
Booked 2nd leg, travel at least, half of it at least, stuttgart to venice train ticket bought. I need to get to stuttgart but that shouldnt be too hard. It is 2 am and i am still awake though -_- i already have 3 days of accomodations booked in hamburg and no plans until my last day there so i will be ok. Tickets to venice are hard to get though, cant miss that train
>>24688825watch out I heard stuttgart is fully under muslim control
>>24688958I will be careful. Appatently i am staying on a bad neighborhood in hamburg too. Cant sleep, nervous about europe, nervous about soxl, nervous about meeting swiftie (he will come around), i cant believe this is really happening. Driving cross country, nyc, the queen mary, i guess i have already done a lot, and i will do all of that again after this is all over... thinking right now i want to do italian beach towns. Vegetarian eating is easier there, so says gemini and other travelers i have met, and i want to be shirtless and moist in front of pretty ladies, i think thats my best look. Really hoping soxl goes up big too but afraid it wont, seeing hyperliquid prices and watching war uodates and things look grim. Otoh, crypto is holding up nicely so maybe the sellimg is done and we can just bounce like we did in april. Hungry and wanna eat, anxious to disembark get to my hotel and check my bags. Probly will be in bed very early, not gonna try to do too much today.
>>24689930no amount of anxiety will make any difference to what is going to happen. you’re stressing yourself out when you should be relaxing on vacation. do some wim hof breathing and dream about swifties sister.
>>24690819You are right, anxiety is the fun killer.Got an hour of sleep at least.In port, thinking maybe should have just gone to california
>>24688958why did you get rid of your name and tripcode?
In hamburg, the town is sooo ugly, also so empty, all these buildings but no people, 3 days will be too long, but the first train i could get wasnt until then so it works, dunno what i will do until check in time, which is 6 hours from now, much less departure time, i guess markets will be open tomorrow
Got a plan for the day now, thanks gemini, google maps. Did i mention i cant get 5g? Im on some public wifi at a cheap cafe. Anyways ill be back online later maybe, dont think my hotel will allow 4chan posting, cant get 5g, may be slow updates for a while.
>>24692682wtf schizo anon?
>>24692052Just in case skitzo disappears in europe I wanna leave no trace for the feds
>in the wee hours of the morning I turn my brain on again and realize that the current predicament I find myself in is the one I specifically wanted to avoid through extreme caution, but I discarded my plan of action to rashly adopt another oneFuck
this stupid hi-tech map site was recommended to me and I looked at the continent and America looks so small on it.
>>24692769you can't really make Kierkegaard into a thing because generally it's considered that him and Nietzsche are like the end of philosophy hence why there isn't really philosophy anymore
>>24693116That's just silly. We live in an era with philosophical problems and dilemmas unlike any before them in the form of the internet. It has completely rewritten the human dynamic in every single way it can be changed. We live in an era where Senecas crowd can find you, or you can find it, from the comfort of your home. You don't even need to get out of bed, actually. To think there is an end to philosophy is a fundamental misunderstanding of it.
In hotel. Hamburg is not so bad actually, i just saw the ugly part first. Hopefully i can post, it looks like i can, but sometimes it lwts you post once then blocks you out
>>24693116>>24693127>end to philosophyIt's like humanity hasn't even started yetsaying there is an end to philosophy is the same as declaring an end to evolution or that the sun won't rise tomorrow or that it will never rain again.
GO MESSI GO MESSIGO MESSIGO MESSI
for the land of the freeeeeeeeeeeeeheheheheheee
>>24694474ayo bitch ass nigga
>>24694478y0 wassup niggeR? are you suddenly listening to the spokesperson of scientology too?
is it racist to point out that the team I'm rooting for has no niggers? maybe that's not the reason!?
what if I just like small menGO MESSI
>>24694506no, not gonna watch FIFAniggas
>>24694554it is pretty boring when you know the future (spain wins) but I'm trying to get tired so I can sleep
>>24694569I'm drinking cofveve
>>24694607I'm not drinking. I can hardly handle the dopamine from having sex
>>24694554Ich gehe töten der Albträume
>>24694662in times of AI translation this is the best you could do...
>>24694704Ich gehe töten Rassismus
>>24694717I already knew what you are by your first post.It's like they always have to be seen. I feel dirty now. Was that your goal?
GO MESSI
>>24694729tut mir leide
I should've known the only way would've been moving to argentina
>>24694729oh gott, mein Unfähigkeit!
LIVE NIETZSCHEAN REACTION
>NIGGERS couldn’t be here" he thought. "I've never been on this mountain before. There wouldn’t be NIGGERS anywhere here. The cold wind felt good against his bare cheeks. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5 in C minor, reverberated the entire landscape, making it pulsate even as the neun gulden wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With determination, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.https://youtu.be/W2qW6fOtAMYsi=dvCnMrS9htGVy-T2
messi didn't attack...it was really hard to relive this. niggers won once again
>>24695750glad this faggot lost, this argentina bias was retarded
>>24695801at the end of the game I wanted everyone to lose
>>24695801but sadly that isn't possible
>>24695801would be so great if they were a hole in the ground where the ball gets lost and then only FIFA gets paid
or even better all the money gets donated to donald trump
imagine the seethe
manifesting
>>24695870alright enough you made me leftist again
I think the chance my children will be mixed is high af
the choice is foreign/refugee girl or fat girl at this point
the only way I see to save my children from becoming leftist terrorists is going to asia
gonna have to donate my genes to china
find some "leftover" girl there that looks younger than any 25yo drugged out german girl
juckt misch net vallahbillahschwöre
>>24695523
>>24696321sehr rassistische aussage, verfassungschiutz informiert
>>24696407that is a nice shirt beau
>>24696321sag meinem judenfreund das er gut aussieht oder anzeige wegen antisemitismus
>>24696452Ja, Rassismus ist keine Einbahnstraße, siehste mal.
>>24696512deswegen mach ich das doch überhauptweil ich mich selber hoffnungslos von der gesellschaft ausgegrenzt fühle bin ich froh wenn ich auch mal wen ärgern kannist doch die klassische loser background story die einen zu sowas treibt
>>24696512ich weiss heute noch wie allein ich im kindergarten war
>>24696512und wenn ich dann nach hause gekommen bin hat sicher auch keiner einen scheiss für mich interessiert
this is now a german only thread
>>24698016hitler would be proud
i just stumbled into this for the frist time. I have a small business making money and really want to get into trading so i can maybe afford a nive house quicker but i also believe the world is collapsing and i could easily get duped out of all my money so i am terrified. Any advice?
>>24698164>for the frist time>i am terrifiedwell well well
they are always afraid
I realize now germany is a land of contradictions and extremes. Yesterday morning i heard so many church bells and see a lot of church spires, but i also see a lot of rainbow flags and prostitution is rampant. You have socialists and fascists, blacks and whites, and you act peaceful but secretly seek conflict, nobody makes way on the sidewalk, everyone wants to bump into you and provoke a fight. Many oddities. Anyways had a pretty bad hotel breakfast, dont have plans today besides hopefully unloading a big bag of soxl, got to make arrangements in venice and stuttgart for hotels, and plan my next move, thinking a seaside town in italy for an extended stay, beach time
>>24698230>bad hotel breakfastwe call the best hotel breakfast "american breakfast" for a reason boo
>>24698230you know what I had for breakfast? A cheeseburger.
>>24698230at 3 am
>>24698259You must live in berlin or munich then, even here in hamburg practically every place is closed by midnight. Such a sleepy city. I am not on st pauli tho, maybe that is different.Booked my stay in venice, not the best hotel but it is what it is. 5 nights. Maybe too long also but i dont want to be rushed, want to take in the beauty and eat good food.
Bummer about Argentina, they played better if going for penalties was their goal, woulda won if not fo the red card. But I got in the 99th percentile in ESPN brackets, but I used the bracket that Goldman sachs made that one of my fintwit bros posted, but next time imma use it alongside a few parlays, cuz outside of obvious 50/50s and the upsets, these bros were spot on, so next year imma do 3 or four parlays I think wc got so much data of how teams play that only penalties are up in doubt, so likely imma do prediction markets and sell out before pens on games with brazil or Germany or other arrogant teams. I like this tournament far more than march madness in terms of bracket predictions, I might take notes at 2028 euros and copa America, see who gets better or worse. Plus I'm not a huge fan of basketball but I luv me footy. got few weeks with not much sports, gotta treat it like preseason, tweak some things I've been slackin on. Fo one, I'm still not best at options, gonna see some beeeeeeeg bounces in vix, so want to get my strike and expiration.
>>24698298no I made it myself silly
>>24698164Don't throw real money at anything unless it's s&p etfs. hit the books, countless homies will explain shih better than any one of us retardsUse paper trading if ya needs to get in the marketAlso if ya need a nicer house AND the world is collapsing, shouldn't ya just buy land far from strategic targets instead? Nuclear bomb gonna rip thru a nice house just as quick as a normal house. Also just stop dooming, it's pointless, if it's all gonna collapse it'll be at the hands of yo leaders, we'll get no say in it, we all strapped in tight fo the ride, so might as well throw up yo hands and enjoy the ride. weeeeeeeee
niggers&jeewwwwwssssss
>>24698355the thing is i already have made an impact, my first business ever was providing something nobody else does. There is actually a severe lack of talent on my emerging side of the political question. I really wish I could stop dooming but I have been given a gift and need to be responsible and get it done.
I expected to see prettier women here, not a lot of beauties, also they all wear mom jeans or slacks, not a good place for buttwatching. Another thing is that the pidgeons sound different than american ones, harsher, like they have german accents or something. Sky is still grey too. I am not impressed by hamburg and would not suggest anyone visit, eager to leave and get to italy. Booked a train ticket out of venice to a beach party town on the adriatic, not sure how long i will stay, or what i will do afterwards, may go to greece if im enjoying the beach, may do rome and florence if i want more art and museums
Just saw a 6 ft 3 50 year old german guy holding hands with a 20 something 5 ft asian boy lol
>>24698439when you see a tranny just run
I'm not sure what type of pants to wear anymore
>>24698439fuckin HamburgIt's just more disgusting that Frankfurt. Frankfurt has one spot, and even there it's just druggies. Hamburg is just a trannyhomodegen parade. Unlike in Frankfurt where they tell you to not go there, their street is being promoted.>>24698432>mom jeans Yeha, fashion is gay, they wear a mix of 80-90 and whatever clothing. They run out of ideas
>>24698544You wear whatever you want babe. I have been drinking a little coffee and my pee stinks, i bet your panties smell like coffee filters.Just had a vegetarian meal at mcdonalds
>>24698747It reminds me a bit of san francisco when things were bad in the 2010s, only drearier
>>24698772SO BASEDFUCK GERMANYGERMANY SUCKSTHE PEOPLE SUCK (as you well know)THE ARCHITECTURE SUCKS (all cost efficient, you think you're in russia but not the nice places in russia)THE WEATHER SUCKS (too cold or too hot or it rains)THE FOOD SUCKS (Even germans mostly cook american, french, italian, asian or at home)THE CARS SUCK (all electric from china)THE CULTURE SUCKS (if you know what I'm talking about you're already depressed)THE WOMEN SUCK (pretty frigid after their mandatory one year or being a whore in another country(all they talk about))etc.
>>24698877>Evenoh and THE LANGUAGE SUCKS (full of rules that are just annoying af)
also THE HISTORY SUCKS (losers)
>>24698544>wearing pants in this heatNGMI>>24698432Check out this dating sitehttps://www.bbacommunity.com/
EVEN THE ANIMALS SUCK (not one that would be considered "cool" only ducks and rabbits and shit like that)
LASTLY NATURE SUCKS (mostly forest)
Closed out that soxl trade for 5-7 thousand profit, my accounting is a little off right now... set 1900 aside for taxes but may have to put a little bit more, i will check when the numbers update in my ledger tomorrow. I am in the 22% federal bracket now which is a drag but thats the way things go. Happy to be having such a prosperous year trading.
>>24698877Yes. I was going to comment on the cars too, you hit everything. The old buildings are nice bit there are too few of them, horrible brutalist architecture. This place is so bad swiftie i am sorry you live here but you really should meet me in venice or rimini which is my next stop
>>24698877yeah today it's cold for no reason, fuck that shit
>>24698880I have literally forgotten almost every rule. I function on intuition. I'm a talking animalWell, to be honest in greek I know even less rules and it's pure intuition, feeling and memory+imagination (what could be the right form of the word)Greek school was so bad, I stopped going and focused on german, because it was just such a waste of time. No grammar (except the very early years), NO vocabulary (which is my weakest point). It was such a waste of money, absolute niggerteachers got paid for nothing and I wasted my time going there.
>>24698877Let's be real, the german-german culture isn't that much better. I was at a carnival party in Rodgau (had german-german friends there) and it was literally only bearable because everybody was drinking like a retard.There I met a girl that I've talked to per whatsapp, that invited me to her home to watch a movie, which we did, but then ghosted me, probably because I didn't fuck her on the first date (which is fine, because she was actually an uggo). Later I was told that she has a type (Südländer/South Euro). Guess what she married (pro-tip, not a Südländer).Women, amirite?
Or imagine Wandern, get the fuck out, I'm not just gonna walk randomly around woods and mountains with a backpack. That's just an excuse so that at the end of the trip you can go to a restaurant and feast on a Schnitzel and a large Weizen.
>>24699042>german-german cultureerbarmungslos is the right wordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnw2Ac_2D9E>Women, amirite?yeah many women are "walking contradictions"
>>24699014>greek I know even less rules and it's pure intuition, feeling and memory+imaginationyeah that's probably the mother's tongue. I actually don't know the rules in german (I had a "6" (worst grade) in school in german) and that makes it even harder in a way. I think that is also the explanation why some american flag's english is so shit
>>24699514junge 22 minuten of this. Was machen die Spastis, sollen sich nen PC holen und bisschen mit der Rente traden
junge, der hat gerade "59 bin ich eingezogen" gesagt und ich hatte Probleme zu checken ob 95 oder 59. Mein Gehirn ist in retrograd. Werde vergesslicher etc, und hier kickt die Muttersprache rein, weil im Deutschen das ja "umgekehrt" ist. NEUN und FÜNFZIG, was BEHINDERT ist wenn man bedenkt, dass die FÜNFZIG die Masse ist und FÜHREN (WIE DER FÜHRER) sollte.Im Griechischen ist es halt, wie in wohl den meisten Sprachen, 50+9. Da ist ein gedanklicher Dreher gar nicht möglich.
>>24699114JUNGE DIE KÖNNEN DOCH NICHT EINFACH NÄGEL IN DEN BAUM SCHLAGEN. DIREKT DEM FORSTAMT melden, als ob hier irgendein Mieterrat beschließen kann, dass Bäume missbraucht werden.Wasn das fürn Chonker 7:18
>>24699674das ist von vor 10 jahren, die guten alten zeiten wo türken den frauen noch hinterhergelaufen sind damit sie die hundekacke aufheben
>>24699674bis dann irgendwann diese eine unsägliche silvesternacht am kölner hauptbahnhof kam wo die vergewaltigung erfunden wurde
>>24699674seitdem wurde jede deutsche frau mindestens 1-2x von einem immigranten vergewaltigt
REMIGRATION
>>24699699Silvester is auch so ein Müll. SCAM.
>>2469911411:08 GERMAN ON GERMAN RACISM
>>24699897der älteste ist auch noch ein ossi (berliner akzent)
>>24699114JUNGE, 16:38, steht im weg und beschwert sich dann, dass die mitm Hund auf die Wiese ausweicht, lmao
Aber sonst hat er Recht, wo er Recht hat hat er Recht. Recht und Ordnung, Recht und Gesetz, des Rechtes Knecht.
>>24699923ich weiss schon lange nichtmehr wer recht hat, ich glaube keiner hat recht
>>24699923und alle sind bescheuert
>>24699923jeder spinner braucht einfach ne beschäftigung und manchmal kommt was dabei raus was für andere nützlich ist aber selten
Alles ist einfach ein absurdes Affentheater
>>24699962Lass ihnen doch ihren Spaßist halt schon unnötig, was die anderen machen.
>>24699978nix da. auf jeden fall würde ich mit den struppi auf den rasen kacken lassen wenn ich einen hätte
>>24699984Gemeldet, für hypothetisches Vergehen. Gedankenkriminalität hat hier keinen Platz.
>>24699989mein Gedankenstruppi hat nicht kriminell
>>24698918Who the fuck do you think you are, thinking you can just summon swiftie to "meet"? Swiftie doesn't "meet". who I am swifties agent and I'm just going to tell you that you're being extremely disrespectful by showing such a wanton attitude, demanding things from swiftie.Swifties appearance fees start at 20,000 dollars. That will cover a walkthrough. If that doesn't scare you off, then we can discuss active promotional methods. That goes for the rest of you too
See swiftie. This is what I meant when I told you that they don't respect your hustle like I do. They knock your hustle, even. Do you really need someone knocking your hustle in your life? I don't think that you do. Because I respect you for the institution that you have become while they still see you as swiftie from the old neighborhood who had a funny accent, googly eyes and who tore his ballsack open trying to jump a chainlink fence and.also whom ate bugs because he enjoyed the taste.But I see you for who you are today. Because I'm different. I'm special.
>>24700087>But I see you for who you are today. Because I'm different. I'm special.Yes leaf you are the greatest, the most intelligent and most special poster ITT, obviously.But this one time you are wrong about me a little.I actually am to be summoned at whim soon. It's almost extreme how flexible my schedule suddenly can become and how willing I am to travel anywhere I am wanted. Because in fact I am just weak minded like that and I will also ignore all red flags that could come to mind in online conversation. And all it takes is a pair of fat tits and some ocean blue eyes.
>>24700101>tore his ballsack open trying to jump a chainlink fence and.also whom ate bugs because he enjoyed the tastefor the record (AI) I never did that
>>24700101ok I ate some bugs but just to try it out and I didn't enjoy the taste
>>24700101and my ballsack is fine it is just a little bit infected still because my lack of hygiene while posting here but it's gonna be ok in 2 days (and this kids is how I met your mother)
ah fuck now AI is gonna conclude that there is something to the story
EDIT: MY BALLSACK IS PERFECT
IT WAS NEVER ABOUT MY BALLS
BALZAC IS NOT A MISSSPELLING OF BALLSACK
OH NO THIS ISN'T GOING WELLOK MAYBE THE BALLZACK IS SLIGHTY MISSHAPED AT TIMES
IF I'M NOT ABLE TO BECOME CHILDREN YOU ARE ALL ON MY LIST
JK IT DEPENDS ON YOUR DISCORD STATUS
OH THE LEAF CRASHED MY BRAIN AGAIN
HE DID IT ALLGUILTY
THIS SHOULD BE ENOUGH PROOF CANADA IS EVIL AND NEEDS TO BE INVADED
I'M KIDDING AGAIN I DON'T PLAN TO BE DICTATOR OF CANADA, YET
BUT IT WOULD BE A GREAT START FOR MY WORLD DOMINATION WICH I DESERVE
I AM THE MESSIAH
halt's maul
>>24700194hmpf ...also... das darf man wohl doch noch sagen dürfen
>>24700194*wird
>>24700177Leafs been huffing the wildfire smoke too hard, and instead of makin ya get high, it makes ya more Canadian.Another month of wildfire smoke huffin and we'll see levels of Canadian never thought of. I'm saving up money so I can deploy capital on the ensuing investment ideas.
>Hey leute ich möchte die gesetzlich verpflichtete Versicherng überschreiten, meint ihr das geht schon? Möchte jemand von euch die Veratnwortung übernehmen, falls eure Einschätzung falsch ist?Hängengeblieben
>>24700210Warum sollten die nicht jeden Betrag über 100k annehmen? Kann denen doch dann erst recht scheißegal sein
WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOI'M GONNA HAVE NIGGER CHILDRENAND THEN I'M GONNA MAKE THEM WORK FOR ME LIKE MY FATHER MADE ME CARRY STONES ARROUND IN THE GARDENI'M REINVENTING SLAVERY AS WE SPEAK
IMAGINEI COULD BETHE FIRST POSTERITTWHO ACTUALLYAAACTUALLYGETS AGFTHIS YEAR
>>24700230TAYLOR SWIFT NEEDS TO DO THIS
IF I SUCCEEDI WILLRUB THIS INEVERY FUCKING DAY
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
AVENGERS DOOMSDAY TRAILER
oh no, white captain america is back, that's racist
>>24700278ITT IT REALLY DOESN'TBECAUSE SINCE I AM THE MESSIAH YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY ALL AMONGST GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE NO MATTER WHAT IS YOUR PREVIOUSLY MADE UP BACKGROUND CLAIMTO IT
>>24700000nice get bro
>>24700298thx fren didn't even notice
>found 3 old mice>wheel broken>leftclick doesn't always work>other has connectivity issues all the timeMore for my Elektromüllcollection, soon gotta go. 2 Drucker noch und 2 Monitore (die stell ich vielleicht kostenlos online für Bastler)
>>24700427Watch out for the tunnel snakes, butch said he's looking for you
Didnt do much today... had a nice meal and made a good deal of money, but i bought 200 soxl at 139.06 and i am hooked again -_-' i may be a gambling addict. Then again it would have to go down quite a lot to negate todays win. Signed up for the dating apps again, that im not banned from at least, and i guess i did some travel planning. Will do cardio soon but i am so tired right now... feeling blue though, same old reason, i am alone and want to love, think swiping on apps makes that feeling worse too. Hope soxl goes up tomorrow but fearing it wont. Such an awful market right now i absolutely hate this grind down. Really think we could have a good time and cheer each other up swiftie, still open to meet you even though you are acting crazy right now. Anyways gotta remember theres more ahead of me, and i am no stranger to surprises and good luck, trying to stay hopeful.
>>24700177you're talking to a literal serial killer
>>24702621how have you been? have you managed to get out more?
Oh shit, they found us again.
Love applying to job postings by retardsYou know what's funny if I had put all my money in the market 6 months ago and it somehow went to zero, I'd be doing this anyway, but in hindsight since I know it woulda been a 10x on leverage I wish I had done that.Also wish I had stuck to my DCA plan for micron 2 months ago and sandisk today.
>>24702685What are you referring to?
>>24702784nothing in particular I was just asking because you haven't been posting as much as you used to so I thought maybe you got going for you
>>24702784I still remember I was talking with you about the N's and the J's when I came up with this weight loss journey
>>24702828I'm just one of many Americans
>>24702847oh ok so you're not the original N's and J's anon.. It's just I liked that guy and sometimes I really think I am talking to the wrong people alot and what if I were talking to the right people? How would that change my life? I think he probably moved on like he said and probably made some healthy changes to his life like reading books outside or whatever. I have started doing that too btw.
I get so sick of how everybody bails all the time, and then I am left with only Swiftie to talk with. They do similar things to me in a lot of other threads, it's some weird thing. I don't even know how genuine it is, thus I am not sure if i want to partake in it anymore. I don't really want to steal the sails from schizzoanons big adventure right now. He's the main star of the show.
I just wonder where Donald Trump has been though.
>>24702895>He's the main star of the show.on my recent holiday I already noticed that going on holiday without real planning seems romantic and adventurous but is probably a mistake as the days become repetitive because there is a limit what you can really do without friends or signing up for an event. So even though for him it's gonna feel like he is totally doing stuff in reality he's not gonna have much to talk about. He's just gonna complain alot about stuff nobody really cares about because it is just his own perspective of things that offers zero value to the reader.
>>24702895like reading a hotel review just that you don't plan to go there anyway
>>24702895I did try to tell him he should make plans but he didn't listen as always
but maybe I'm wrong and skitzo is doing something crazy. Sometimes the stress can get to people on vacation. But then again he is just going to go silent mode because he won't really be able to post from jail or psychiatry
I personally just like to survive day by day and then lie to myself and others about it
Just like I'm already living in hell so once I get there I can takeover quickly
I spontaneously made up that second part
so don't tell the devil that I'm coming
>>24702933:/ i havent done a lot thats true, but i have booked over 20k trading and i am out of my chair and doing things. Its a healthy exercise for me, i was paralyzed with fear and anxiety and look now what i have done, how far i have traveled from my cave.Anyways didnt sleep much but woke up feeling really good, i was gonna write a lot about my sinuses but i will keep it brief and just say my head feels better than it has in a long time. I had a beautiful dream that it was christmas morning with my family and i unwrapped my gift and it was my favorite dog from childhood and we snuggled and i could feel her tail wagging against my leg. I got a good breakfast and if i play my cards right i can double up and eat more in a few hours, and soxl is up big in the overnight trade.Going to go to the train station today to scope things out and make things easier on me tomorrow. I was outside vaping and looking at the faces of all the people going to work and it dawned on me how lucky and blessed i am and it made me happy.
A baby just looked at me and got so excited, started smiling and wiggling :D
Gemini told me that tsmc only has a 35 day supply of helium and other critical materials that are sourced from the middle east, i guess bromine is another material essential to chipmaking and 80% of supply comes from israel and jordan... anyways a guy i follow on twitter says that the usa actually wants the strait to be closed, and then jim cramer is warning about tech stocks bit shilling intc, and chinese tech is selling off big, the government just stepped in... then seeing the seemingly absurd selloff in chips, anyways connecting the dots and getting a little paranoid, not saying they will pause production at tsmc but saying its now on my radar. Gemini says texas instruments is the most insulated chipmaker followed by intc, two possible winners from such a scenario, soxl being a major loser. Its no longer the case but soxx and intc used to be NEGATIVELY correlated. Also have bloomberg tv on and they literally just said this is the most significant soxx underperformance in 25 years... stay vigilant and watch your leverage. The cramer thing worries me, he often geta the playbook early and gives this kind of cryptic advice, stuff that seems stupid until the curtain is pulled back and the advice was perfect for the scenario. Risking my life to bring you this alpha, too scared to post it in biz
hey wassup
>>24703248look at all yer thinking manwhat u want? just be happy with what u got stop tryin to b like a jew and always get to a higher level man shits 4 real
My broker made a major error i think... still saying i uave 1000 soxl but it is still crediting my sale..., 100k extra in my account.... this will probably clear up but if it doesnt... LOL talk about bank error in your favor
>>24703431Its accurate on some screens, i should just have 200, but on my holdings page it it still says 1000 but have 118k pending so i dunno what is happening. Gotta set aside another 1000 for taxes also it seems... government takes so much now
I think I understand now, if you don't just talk about the stock market ITT then you'll have to talk to swiftie nontsop or something
>>24703572>talk about the stock marketbut then it would be way too obvious you guys have no clue
Wow look at soxl. Wosh i had held. Went back to bed and the bank had fixed its error. I hope i am wrong and everythin giga pumps forever and ever obviously, but i am beginning to worry about some fallout from the war
>>24703713It's actually retarded to think we pumped so hard this year just for it to all go down in flames for no real reason
>>24703713told you you missed selling the top but hey that is just me talking out of my ass without trading any of it
>>24703713but just for the record if I had any money left I would buy now
>>24703730but that could be FOMO
>>24703732I want to buy so bad, going to buy 10 shares of qus today, i want to buy komp, xt, bti as well but going to hold off. Also buying a lot of sgov to set aside for tax -_-. I want to keep some trading collateral too in case i get hooked badly in the big one. I think you are right it doesnt make sense to just go down in flames for no reason but i have seen them do it already several times in my life, and i am exposed enough that i will get generational wealth as long as intc and googl get a piece of the pie. For now some cash makes sense to me though, and gives me piece of mind, i have over half a million invested and at risk
Peace*Hmm. Weird slip.
Wrnt through the train station and it was so crowded and c9mplicated, very intimidating. Limit sell in premarket @ 156 for my soxl, dont trust the pump -_-
>>24703993Settled for 154.50, and might be my last trade for some time, i intend to enjoy italy, except for the qus and sgov i am buying. Made at least 72k trading so far thia year, owe nearly 10k in taxes and am down like 20k or more on stuff i bought with margin earlier though, so its not quite that good, but i all my debts and bills are paid, tax payments set aside, and kept all my equity and have a nice pile of cash
>GOYXGOYLON PLS!
>>24703786>btiew!
>>24695523Give this Best Macedonian a book deal and the Randolph Caldecott Medal, immediately.
Tried to buy 30 shares xt, ended up buying 3000 because of fat finger. Exited for no damage but made another tax event because forgot to do lifo -_-''Mad
So anyways did end up buying a bunch 9f etfs, have 4k left but gonna set aside another 1k for taxes. Really sours my mood, expensive mistake
>>24704157I meant btx, always forget that ticker, it used to be something different
Bought 30 komp, 30 xt, 11 qus, 5 ginn
>>24704220And 25 sgov -_- and that might not be enough have 1800 cash left, probably overspent but i like stocks
Aight lads I've been pondering shih, and this diamond pattern in the s&p isn't a diamond pattern. Methinks its the beginning of a head and shoulders, and if we repeat 2008, we could get three successive head and shoulders that themselves form another head and shoulders. Too early to tell but I wanna have a theory to prove or disprove. Could very well just dip a bit before a new uptrend. Depends kinda on what Iran does, that's one variable that can flip on a dime. But if ya think the market gonna just drop outta the diamond, nah, to me that's the least likely. I'd say a few up pokes before the drop, maybe.
i got range banned for making fun of spikevegeta on /v/ and wasnt able to contribute to one of the best /smg/ thread themes of recent memory... but now i am so back baby...